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"I know you're camp!" okay mr sword swallower lennon deepthroating a mic on camera calm down
#LOSING IT ABT THIS funniest thing I've ever seen#like brother YOU want to fuck HIM just as bad#idiotic they're both idiotic
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Yeah, I'm still thinking about these two :3
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#dreamer doodles#symbrock#venom#venom symbiote#eddie brock#they're both idiots your honor#yes i used the screaming cat meme for ref
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#ineffable idiots
#i am not choosing sides they're both idiots who need to communicate better#and i love them so much#its for the character development ok#good omens#good omens 2#go2 spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#goodomensedit#dailygoodomens#ineffable partners#it was not funny just gotta laugh through the pain#myedits*#10k
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Bonus:
#how about being both a babygirl and cuntress logan?#the two idiots and their random musings#they're so silly that it's sickeningly adorable#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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Okay so I saw this post and you know the types of fics where adult Danny moves to Gotham and winds up emotionally adopting one or more of bat kids or accidentally coparenting with Bruce (with or without a relationship between them)? I had the thought, what if Danny parented the bat kids but he started doing it out of spite?
Like, Danny moves to Gotham and runs into Batman and Robin one night while out for a late night flight and drops down to the rooftop to say hi.
Bruce sees this 5'6" twink that looks like a stiff breeze could knock him over and is so obviously new in town and thinks Gotham is going to eat him alive, he needs to leave before he gets killed.
Batman: Looming menacingly and in his deepest scariest Batman voice, "Leave. Metas aren't allowed in Gotham."
Danny: Offend! Excuse?! Who does this guy think he is?! 😡 Danny was trying to be polite here! "First of all, I'm not a meta. Second of all, rude much?!"
Batman: Does scariest bat glare. "Leave." Swoops off into the night.
Robin (Damian): "My father is correct. You should leave the city for your own safety."
Danny sees this tiny vigilante child with fierce expression and a sword and is just like awww, so cute! 😍 Then he noticed Robin had a small cut on his arm and his inner gremlin activates. If the rude flying furry can't take care of his own kid properly, Danny will do it better!
He bandages up Damian's arm, gives him a cookie and teaches him a neat sword trick before sending him on his way with a hug telling him he needs his sleep.
Danny goes out of his way to run into the bat kids and be the absolute best dad.
He takes Nightwing flying and throws him in the air so Nightwing can do all the fanciest acrobatic tricks.
He tracks down Red Hood and starts a book club with him (Danny may or may not have used his connection with Ghost Writer to get ahold of some rare books).
He eats waffles with Spoiler and trys out weird topping combinations that make them both make faces and laugh.
He makes new gadgets for Red Robin but carefully breaks them just a little bit and takes them to the teen so they can fix them together (it's enrichment!). He always insists RR keep them as a reward.
He follows Signal around during the day invisibly, making faces and doing tricks only Signal can see (he made him laugh in front of the police at a crime scene twice!).
All of the kids get his attention and love and Danny smugly thinks how Batman must be absolutely seething about his kids bonding with Danny and Batman missing out on all of it.
Danny started it out of spite but he does wind up genuinely loving the bat kids.
Batman definetly hates it when the kids are bonding with Danny and is extremely jealous (sulky Batman brooding in his cave about it).
Bruce's repeated attempts to intimidate Danny into leaving Gotham don't work and him telling his kids to stay away from Danny had zero effect (the terrible children don't listen to him at all).
So Bruce starts spending more time with the kids to compete against Danny. The bat kids love it and (little gremlins that they are) use the two of them against each other constantly.
Bruce:"Sorry Tim, I can't make it to your photography exhibit this weekend, there's a meeting with the Justice League."
Tim:"Oh that's fine... I'll just ask Danny to come." 😏
Bruce: Narrows his eyes and grits his teeth, "Actually, the Justice League needs to have contingencies in place to manage without my input. This would be a good time to test their capabilities. I'll skip the meeting and come to your exhibit."
With both of them competing to spend more time with the kids it leads to the two of them spending time with each other to be around the kids more.
After Damian catches a terrible flu bug, Danny spends an entire weekend at the manor babying him. This is when Bruce finds out Danny has known their secret identities for months and tries to get mad about it but Alfred puts his foot down, raises a judgmental eyebrow in Bruce's direction that puts a stop to that nonsense and sets up Danny with his own room in the family wing.
Eventually, Danny gets to the point where he spends most of his nights at the manor and he and Bruce consult each other on all major household decisions.
The whole family is at the manor one morning including Danny. Bruce has a meeting at WE and he and Danny are absently discussing their plans for the day at the breakfast table.
Bruce: " The meeting should take most of the morning and then I have paperwork this afternoon and a scheduled walk through on one of the new engineering projects. I probably won't be done by the time school let's out. Can you pick up Damian today?"
Danny: "That shouldn't be a problem. Would you mind swinging by the bookstore on the way home and getting my preorder? Jay and I just finished rereading the first book and we were wanting to start the second tonight before you all go on patrol. I'd rather not try to make it to the bookstore in school rush hour traffic"
Bruce: "Sure."
Stephanie watches Danny reach out and absently straighten Bruce's tie as they both get up to leave. Bruce grabs Danny's coffee thermos and hands it to him while they walk out the door.
Stephanie: "Sooo, bets on how long until they realize they're basically married?"
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#Adult Danny#Parenting out of spite#Bat dad#Batfamily shenanigans#bat kids#There's a mug in the manor#It says Number One Dad#Bruce and Danny constantly steal it from each other#Bruce/Danny?#Maybe#they're both idiots#But they love their kids
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🖋️ sleepover 🖋️
"...to further encourage the bearing of our souls and the telling of our most appalling secrets."
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#there's a whole modern au - movie night - scenario in my head#and this is what you get of it#i absolutely imagine them both loving one another's writing and drawings#they're both obsessed with one another's insights but suck at communicating in a way that doesn't become a mess#but they'll get there#absolutely made for one another#these two perfect idiots#love them to bits!#UGG!
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#They metaphorically die in eachothers arms (i refuse to believe they're actually dead) 10 years ago#and i dont think anyone has yet recovered#theres literally so much you can talk abt#including the fact that theyre both self destructing idiots (affectionate)#bit alas my vocabulary has vanished#ado yall#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#netflix#hannibal netflix#renew hannibal#revive hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands
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Here's our four time WDC and his One True Rival everyone
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Touch starved round 2
Dream: Who kicked that? Not me.
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#horse girl au#dreamling#the art tag#centaur!dream#hob gadling#dream of the endless#centaurs#dream playing 5 D chess#to try and figure out if its safe to have 1 single pet#dream yur so dumb#they're both idiots yur honor#when yur so touch starved you need to rub your head against a wood post
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I should be studying.
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"Smited? Smote?" My dude you know all the languages
#they're both idiots i love them#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#good omens season 2#go2
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hello, pride and prejudice fandom
#so that's basically the plot right?#sorry it was the only thought i had throughout the movie#and I liked it so much you won't believe it#they're both idiots in love...#pride and prejudice#pride and predjudice 2005#elizabeth bennet#mr darcy#art#sketch#movie fanart
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in an attempt to seduce alhaitham, kaveh quickly realizes he has been outrizzed
#they're literally the living embodiment of that meme😭#let's normalize kaveh trying to be extra suave with haitham only to get outplayed bc they're both hopless idiots in love#genshin impact#kaveh#alhaitham#genshin impact kaveh#genshin impact alhaitham#kavetham#haikaveh#lotus draws
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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#who needs enemies when you can both just be dumb AF#i love when they're morons your honor#good omens#good omens ao3#good omens ao3 tag of the day#good omens ao3 tags#good omens fanfic#good omens fanfiction#good omens fanfic tags#gomens#gomens fic#gomens fic tags#go fanfic#go fic tags#go fic#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable partners#aziracrow#azicrow#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#aziraphale
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awww but the pining is the best part
the pattern reminded him of Floyd ♥️
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#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls floyd#trolls hickory#trolls dickory#flickory#trolls#first time drawing dickory and he doesn't look awful!! hooray!!#when they're both lovesick idiots 😔
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