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they're so normal and hinged <3 <3 <3
#''i simply pushed you out of habit because you were in range'' honestly one of her most unhinged sentences in the whole fucking manga#like girl since when are you tackling ppl like this. you say that like it's a common occurrence.#the image of mask walking by minding her own damn business and just getting football tackled into oblivion#even funnier w the context that kaoru is about as resilient as wet paper and gets dizzy when she stands up too fast#idiot couple. to me <3#nova reads
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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket#mf ship bracket 2023#bonus round#kylo ren#rey#reylo#anti-reylo#star wars#unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm#king charles#royal family#camilla parker bowles#parasites in chief in their idiot hats#full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3#like i said. this is my little thought experiment#anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful
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"Still trying to intimidate me? Cute."
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Meta Knight and Galacta Knight based off of a couple dynamics template by @/ReddsMess on Twitter. Original template and source below the cut, as well as a HAL language variant. Top-left panel - high-angle shot of MK lit from above, standing firm and glaring up through his mask, his wings curled out and breaching the panel in places, subtitled "Well well..." Top-right panel - low-angle shot of GK lit from below, looming in the air and leering down through his mask, his wings curled out and his hands spread wide in challenge, both of which breach the panel in places, subtitled "Look who came to see me..." Bottom panel - MK & GK stand next to each other, the latter leaning towards the former and gently caressing the side of his mask with the back of one hand, grinning smugly and wrapping a wing around the knight, subtitled "My Knightmare." MK stands stiffly with his fists clenched at his sides, blushing vividly and glaring away from the warrior. A little flurry of white hearts emanate from GK, while one small one hovers above MK. END ID.)
Started 03/30/24, finished 04/02/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
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HAL language variant:
Original by ReddsMess (template link) NOTE: The artist has marked 16-18+ in their bio, so browse at your own risk!
#veins art#veins ships#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#meta knight#galacta knight#galacta knight x meta knight#metagala#couple dynamics#couples meme#meme redraw#pose redraw#template redraw#toxic couple or idiots in love? you decide#I'm a sucker for bespoke pet names apparently#real-bat-wings MK my beloved <3#veins “keeps drawing feathered wings despite how much they hate doing so” fullofstars#also I saw post-it-notes7's Mir GK design and now I will never not draw GK in heels#swallow tailed galacta knight#<- (inspired by starflungwaddledee of course)#*gasp* no sparkles??#the sacrifices we make for a t m o s p h e r e#hmm I wonder if this is where the Childhood Friends AU would go if MK and DDD never got back together...#(me: *slaps self on wrist" veins no! bad goblin! no more AUs! especially not AUs of AUs! stop it!)#veinsfullofstars
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part 1 part 2
#how can i pick between penis explosion and men! kiss each other. head in hands#and get blanked idiot 😔#once again thank you to everyone who mentioned a couple of these in the tags of the other polls <3#and also once again i know these didn’t all originate from tumblr but they live here. to me#my polls
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yaoi more toxic than the chernobyl elephant's foot
#art tag#funger#fear & hunger#fear & hunger termina#daan von dutch#pavel yudin#levi f&h#the first one is older than the other 3 so its kind of ugly. sorryy#anyways these 3 idiots have completely consumed my life for the past couple days. keeping me sane honwstly#forgot to tag the little freak#pocketcat#idk what the ship names are. daavel???
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Tonight's playthrough of veilguard has been a fuckin fever dream I love these idiots so much
#started a romance!!!#SMOOCHED THE NECROMANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#killed two high dragons letsgoooooooo#hugged poor sweet bellara after seeing [redacted]#also walking into bellaras room while shes writing a romance novel GODS shes so cuteeee#had dinner with taash (they look so much happier in mid/late game)#SPEAKING OF!!!! OTHER COMPANIONS STARTING TO DATE EACH OTHER???!???!??!#FUCKING DAVRIN MAKING SMUTTY COMMENTS ABOUT MY NECROMANCER EXCUSE YOU#i diiiieeeeddd like SIR EXCUSE YOU IM RIGHT HERE#its always so fun hearing squad members comment on romances#BUT ALSO: UNCALLED FOR DAVRIN#i took something like 41 screenshots tonight lmao#AND figured out my obs issues#so i can record certain cutscenes :3#i wanna make a few gifsets of a couple scenes#anyways its 5am time for sleeps#(my sleep schedules already been borked these past few days so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#dragon age#da4#datv#da:tv#veilguard#savrin#savrin de riva#rook#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#no spoilers#just me gushing about my darling idiots
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The amount of Rogozhin/Myshkin content I drew and never posted anywhere expect private twitter and telegram channel will never stop being insane to me like girl pls go to therapy
#it's all cringe#at least 3 people who always give it a like vibe with me#yeee drunk vent or what is this#88945543 pictures of them being a lovely dovey couple?#yeah i'll do something to myself if i won't draw this at least once a month#parfyon tried to kill prince? yeah yeah idc they're happily married now and live they're best life in Switzerland#also family au with them#like can you imagine these two rising a kid in a healthy way????#well i can#and they sure are better parents than mine#lmao i'm prolly oversharing cause i'm drunk#it was 2 years and a half since i read the idiot and this weird obsession is nearly the only thing that keeps me going#not a day goes by that i don't think about Myshkin and Rogozhin#i'm sure there are at least two hundreds of these drawings of them that i made and they were seen by like 3-4 people#it's crazy
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got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast
#shit was Black#literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior#s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them....#OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM#theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love....#silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3#SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS#absolutely unprompted#but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head#yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY#but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee#its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET#damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls#but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me#mans is whip smart & quick in every other area#but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3#but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later#someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling#full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words#y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt#but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao'#THEYRE SOOOOOO <3#yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has#i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn#but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3#grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls#kiss! kiss damn you!
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Enver Gortash, Chosen of Bane, God of ambition, control and tyranny: ... please please please Durge let us be equal uWu
#don't tell me him and durge did not have some saucy history#one is a simp the other is idiot and together they make a fine couple#enver gortash#bg3#baldur's gate 3#en
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farewell, my idiot son…
#(aka my switch’s internals got fried so the repair shop had to format it to revive it: the tragicomedy)#(wait no on further inspection they seemed to have just given up on fixing it and gave me a whole other switch instead. lmao.)#(i wonder what happened to my old switch though…)#(farewell to all of my save data… thank heavens i didnt transfer anything over from past gens of pkmn)#(but aaaaaaaaa this shiny goo was a christmas present from a former acquaintance… rip squish you wouldve loved kimikawaii mv)#man… these past couple of days have been a *l o t*.#shoutout to [job recruitment company employee] who sent me a ‘hey the job wants you :)’ message#at the exact same time that i submitted a job application form for another company. it truly was a strange coincidence i think…#but… ehe… the… the job that wants me is offering $1k more than the monthly base salary i asked for… is… is this really ok…?#nothing’s confirmed yet. but. y’know. s t i l l . is it really ok for me to get paid so much for a job that lets me skip the morning commute#and while im still reeling from all of yesterday’s happenings… squish my dear shiny goo will never be seen again…#switch save system my b e l o a t h e d#so. long story short. take good care of your gadgets and gizmos guys.#then again. maybe im not the best person to say this… i mean. i’ve bricked like. 3 personal laptops in my lifetime…#and a phone sim card. and 2-3 nokia phones. and 3 android phones. and a tablet. and—#so. yeah. uh. it’s a good idea to take care of your stuff. especially if they’re fragile.#anyway. in memoriam of squish my idiot son im gonna try to find another shiny in sv this time. i hope i can find another…#but aaaaa the map in sv is pretty huge. um. i got lost like 10 times before even making it to school…#the friends are all just. so. friend-shaped. though… i like the sandwich pal. he has priorities.#looking forward to seeing how this story unfolds thoughh. i saw spoilers on twt but i need to know how the story even unfolds bc aaaa#ok that’s it idol sengen tl is now on an extended hiatus (ch 35 has just 7 pages left to go) till i complete this game. whenever it may be.#see y’all then~~~~~~~~~~~
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every day i wake up to more evidence that nagi and reo are boyfriends god bless 🙏
#blue lock#nagireo#reonagi#gay ppl be like i cant go outside without wearing at least one thing that reminds me of my so <3#the ties....what was the reason....#the matching scarves.....they r so ugly and dont fit why would they do this besides being a couple of idiots#i love making a big deal out of everything being a lil delusional is good for my mental health
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WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE LOST N FOUND WIT DIS ONE 💯🔥💀 Lone Bot and Carb is such a GOOD episode, and obviously im OBSESSED w/ Burgertron hugging Bonz-Eye at the end of the ep SO I HADDDD to redraw it <33 (also fat burgertron ftw i gave him stretch marks n everything I LOVE THIS HC SO MCUH) [ CLOSE-UP (AND NO FILTER VERS!) BELOW CUT! ]
#botbots tag 🏪#my art 🎨#transformers#transformers botbots#maccadam#botbots#burgertron#bonz eye#burgerbonz#selfshipping#selfship#<- im always tempted 2 use the selfship tag for this stuff bc it IS me selfshipping its just in a super unorthodox way#i kin burgertron and bonz-eye is the fictional other obvs . ilovr her soo much <333 kissies for her forever#me being what the edgelords call “cringe” out of refusal to understand concepts they dont get aside though#last burgerbonz post was a hit tweet so HOPING FOR THE SAME IMPACT!!! YIPPEE SFX#im a little shocked nobody's ever drawn them together as a couple b4 !!! theyre literally “youre an idiot but youre MY idiot”#theyre such a rarepair </3 but!!!! fret not! i shall be the change i want to see in the world!!!
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ayato getting really drunk and telling thoma about how he wants to propose, and thoma, very seriously, responds with "to rowan? your wife?" and ayato tearfully nods and says like "yeah i just love him so much" and thoma informs him that they're already married and ayato cries because hes so happy
#those “come to bed honey” “no sorry im taken (falls asleep in the living room)” posts but its rowan x ayato#ayato x rowan#selfship#theres something that amuses me about ayato having a very low alcohol tolerance but i feel like he's purposely built it up#but sometimes he has a few too many and turns into a bumbling idiot#he and ro are the ultimate sloppy drunk couple deadass#i feel like ayato would find my lack of alcohol tolerance really amusing kshjkfd#and dont we all just need a thoma to babysit us when were drunk <3#general barks#general howls#my writing#sango tag
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now that my downstairs neighbors have made it clear they hate me i've decided to play their little game and am now full-weight running around the apartment playing zoomies with my cat. no more tiptoes for you <3
#i've spent the past 3 years literally tiptoeing around for these assholes#congrats you have forfeited that#personal log#oh and forget about me watering your plants when you go on one of your trips every couple months. i hope they die#these people are idiots. do not start shit with an upstairs neighbor i am playing NICE#if you want me to start doing laundry at 3am i will <3#and i'll make sure the load is off balance <3#OHHHHOHOHO#I SHOULD GET OUT MY PS2 AND DDR MAT
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I've finished looking through the submissions for the Best Mechanisms Quote/Line bracket! 40 submissions gave us 169 different quotes! So many! I have the general quote and number of nominations together, but I have yet to go through and double check exact wording and punctuation for most of them, so no full list tonight sadly. I can give the top 3 though:
"Fuck you, and fuck your train!" 16 nominations
"Fuck the ship!" / "I do." / "Ew!" 13
"But any window with a hammer is also an emergency exit." 9
Thank you to everyone who's submitted nominations already! Everyone else, there's still 5 days to submit nominations, so make sure you do so before the deadline!
#the mechanisms#the mechs#ik i was debating moving it but the deadline is gonna stay next Monday#also i'm debating if i should keep the 'ew' or not in 'fuck the ship'#bc the 'Ew!' is v funny#but just 'Fuck the ship' / 'I do' has IMMACULATE vibes#i'll probably decide based on feedback on this post plus the number of people who included the 'ew' in their nominations#it's about even for nominations so i'm asking y'all#also!#fourth most nominated quote is 'I was serving in the fourty-second starborne divison while Time was still being mortal like a wanker'#i'm keeping wanker bc it's funnier than idiot#i have gotten a couple of submissions with idiot tho#as for sources: there's 2 quotes from the fictions#2 live that i have to double check the exact performance they're from#2 from Lashings 3 from TBI Debut 4 from Gender Rebels 4 from Pitt Rivers 7 from Revenge of Spaceport Mahon#6 from Frankenstein#13 from DTTM bc y'all are DETERMINED to make me cry#16 from TTBT 10 from TTBT2#19 from OUATIS#20 from UDAD#25 from HNOC#and 26 from TBI!
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been telling my siblings 'you would NOT make it in vulcan academy' when they do smth goofy recently and nobody's been able to refute lol
#just me hi#listen here you little idiot... [<- fond]#anyway i've been doing this for months and it brings me much joy hbfhsvh#to me it's just an academy. with vulcans. and they are NOT getting enrolled loll#//so speaking of siblings i've been off and about with my dad more often#which is cool but that means spending a lot more time away from my siblings and ouhhrhrhrhrhrhrhhghhhhhhhhh#[tears in eyes]#my buddies :( Where Are My Buddies :( lmaoo#staring out car windows yearnily bc i want my brother's opinion + dumb joke combo on some random thought i had but he's miles AWAYYYYYYYYYY#i'm home rn but like. Man hfbhsfbvh#//oh man but here was one time one of them used the academy thing on me and i could only sputter. touche motherfunker lolllll#//anyway i am exploding all of them with my mind [<- endearing]#my youngest siblings do art (because they saw me doing it [funkin dies and explodes and cries and stares at a wall forever] lol <3) and#they're ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ?#leo does humanoids + has a more geometric style atm and it's really cool!! he keeps asking me to help him draw hands but he asks me at like#1 a.m. when my brain isn't working practically anymore so it's just me going 'yea and the thumb bone connects to the hip bone. +~Somehow~+#[mystery chimes]' and then he goes off on some sort of random thought and we are derailed forever hgbbfhsh#and ruff is so good at drawing animals it's insane. like have you seen this kid's cats they are Sick ! ! ! i genuinely did a double-take#when i saw her stuff a couple months ago loll#/and then my older siblings are v into video games#which is cool bc if i am ever bored they have like 5000 things that i can suffer on while we all laugh hfbhsfhv#i think i'm still helping test one of apollo's games that he's working on -#he's learning code and all kinds of cool stuff - also he's insanely good at blender like Woauhghsgh. wizard shizz hbfhsvb#+ reed helps him w/ that bc i believe he's the architecture guy lol :) - also it turns out reed n i share a lot of opinions on media and#stuff so that's awesome :D he didn't know what whump was but he liked all the points of it so i tried explaining that to him the best i#could hbshfv o7#+ chess has been trying to convince me to give him + leo a ~mystery~ story to play and i finally caved lmjfhsjf#he's real good at the clues it's going well :3 i am scared for my life HFBVhsfvh#also trying to convince him to play kartrider w/ me again cuz i have leo on it now and we need a 3rd okay-to-decent player in our soon-to-b#posse Loll :33 //i ran out of tag space... ouhhh..... okay then.. ciao ciao toodles :D
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