#idiot!
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april fools i. im not even real haha. im just an ai program lmao. .. Dumbass!!!
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Ace shut up!
I know you don’t like this, but you need to shut up!
All you are doing are making others upset again!
And I am done with it!
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@grv-3s
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um you actually look so magnificent in your corporate-mandated uniform bathed in the purple light of evening during the limited-time Halloween event
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Don't do this, idiot!
#animated gif#animated gifs#gif#gifs#old advertisements#old ads#retro#vhs#car#train tracks#don't do it!#no!#Idiot!#Quit it!#90s
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hey bozo, next time aim for the head!
#give conservatives one thing;#at least they can fucking aim#idiot!#politics#donald trump#my stuff#2024 elections
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beard even tho he literally has a degree in mathematics and even prefers to play chess without a board:
#i do think that beard has struggled w simple math on quite a few occasions#beard's guesses also aren't the best like when he was asking the lady at bones & honey#if she was in the year 2004 and she was like. no i went to warwick class of 2007#and beard was like. oh sorry. you looked older#idiot!#ooc. this is your planet speaking!
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i love being right in the long run. one of life's greatest pleasures fr
#it's like yeah keep lying to yourself. i know what i know and ill be waiting for you al varco#idiot!#x
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his head game strong
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his skull is just so damn thick
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Listening to Project Meridian again...
WHERE WAS THAT SMUT I POSTED AGAIN!?
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they liked this on twitter im thinking you would too
#queued#my art#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing fanart#mw daisuke#mw jimmy#mouthwashing jimmy#daisuke mouthwashing#stupid roach idiot
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I don't think that Viktor swears often but I really like that people sometimes write him swearing in Czech. Also I think that it was a little traumatic for Jayce when he heard Viktor swear for the first time.
I just had to draw it.
The thing is that czech swearing often contains more than one word. The bigger fuked up, the longer you swear. And it's…let's say…very rich xd
I was thinking about translating it but it's imposible
#arcane fanart#arcane#league of legends#league of legends fanart#viktor arcane#viktor arcane fanart#jayvik#jayvic fanart#arcane jayce#arcane viktor#jayce talis#jayce x viktor#jayce fanart#jayce lol#viktor lol#viktor swears in czech#czech viktor#arcane memes#arcane jayvik#jayvikmeme#idiots in love#normalize swearing in front of your partner#my art#slavic
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.
My Dash:
#neil gaiman#good omens fandom#aziraphale#american gods#the graveyard book#coraline#coraline book#the graveyard#good omens#gomens#good omemes#crowley#anthony j crowley#go season 2#good omens 2#archangel aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable spouses#ineffable divorce#good omens book#good omens shitpost#go shitpost#bildad the shuhite#michael sheen#david tennant#<-because they're in good omens#make good art
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