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#river phoenix#i haven't read this yet but i have loved this movie for so long#it brought me to a new side of Joan Baez other than Diamonds and Rust#dogfight#film#lily taylor#eddie Ă rose#idgaf what anyone else thinks
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he was so cunty here
#idgaf what anyone else says#something about the glasses and the slicked back hair...#he looked great#also i think i like that first screenshot so much bc he's doing the columbo squint#redlettermedia#rlm#rich evans
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sometimes i think about how the people who hate on my takes on here would talk to each other and its always phrased like the twitter fandom drama i see but completely irrational and it makes me giggle
"calling kusuke abusive just because he shot his brother with a lethal weapon, plotted his murder, planned to use their grandparents to assist in hurting/killing him, and tried for years to expose his secret to the entire world against his will and through knowingly hurtful means in order to destroy everything he cared about is so stupid! what a stretch!"
"the saiki k fandom is so damn sensitive. i shoot my brother with massive guns all the time and its not abusive because he just blocks it!" HELPEKSJJSJSKSKKS
#sorry i have absolutely no beef with anyone this is just funny#its just an opinion and i have nothing against people with a different opinion than me#its just funny how they think IM irrational when this is legitimately their thought process#and they come directly onto MY page and cry about people having diff opinions#like girl u do NOT see me doing that shit thats so embarrassing stop#im not even a kusuke hater like thats my man#but even if i was- i dont get why that bothers people so much like y r u so scared of different opinions#i sometimes talk about teru or saiki haters i dont like but that isnt defined by 'literally anyone who doesnt like them'#idgaf if people hate my fav characters- i just hate the WAY certain people hate them that shows they didnt understand the show#YOUR definition of 'evil kusuke haters who must be purged from this fandom' is literally anyone who has an opinion on him-#-that isnt sunshine and rainbows and kusuke is the most morally right and sympathetic character and nobody else deserves him !1!1! ur crazy#oh this isn't targeted at any specific person btw im just being dramatic#i havent acknowledged this at all in months idk what compelled me to do so now#the single anon that barely even said anything just made me think back to this#nobody gets him like i do i swear i swear#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuke#meows post
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what if⌠skateboarder nobara and toge⌠HEAR ME OUTâźď¸
iâve just always kinda thought that toge would skateboard, i donât have any doubt in my mind on it. i just get that vibe from him. but i think because nobara and toge are friends (read the 2nd jjk light novel for context lol), he would probably try and convince her to get into skateboarding.
i think nobara would be apprehensive about it, wouldnât be too interested all around, but after some convincing from togeâwould try it. and tbh? i think sheâd love it! i think her main complaint with it would be that if she wants to skate, she has to wear a certain kind of shoe lol.
i think toge would be more interested in just cruising around on his board; he would take it most places with him, if it was practical for the outing. whereas i think nobara would be a bit more into doing tricks with her skateboard (not to say that i think toge wouldnât, i just think sheâd be more into it than him). i think sheâd really enjoy the thrill of it, and the exercise it gives her. gives her something physical to do thatâs a little more fun than training, you know?
i could totally see nobara going crazy at the skatepark while toge just cruises around and watches, in awe of the monster heâs created.
#i think of nobara and toge a lot guys#they are besties idgaf what anyone else thinks#i was thinking of jjk and sk8 the infinity earlier and thought of this#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk headcanons#jjk hcs#nobara headcanons#inumaki headcanons#toge headcanons#kugisaki headcanons#toge inumaki#inumaki toge#nobara kugisaki#kugisaki nobara#me.txt
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WHY IS THE GAY OR BI MIKE DISCOURSE COMING BACK I THOUGHT WE LEFT THIS IN 2023
#i have my opinion and im clear on it but idgaf what anyone else thinks#let them think what they want !!#ive seen so many posts about it pls stop with the biphobia !!#and also can we concentrate on the OTHER parts of mikes arc#hes more than a love interest#hes also my son and the specialest boy i the world#a big part of his arc is accepting his queerness#lets leave it at that#i know by making this post im technically contributing but#idk#i just wanted to say smth#i wanna be active in the byler fandom đ#cant lose myself completely to community before s5#alex says shit#mike wheeler#byler
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NOW I HEAR YOUR VOICE EVERYTIME THAT I THINK IâM NOT ENOUGH
#but literally like#thatâs exactly what happens now#AND I FANTASIZE ABOUT A TIME YOUâRE A LITTLE FUCKING SORRY#LIKE???? is there NO guilt?!?! i have to live with the grief and you get to be fucking happy#âi deserved to move onâ âyou think it was easy to move onâ IDGAF you still moved on??????#YOU ONCE CALLED ME FOREVER NOW YOU STILL CANâT CALL ME BACK#the FUCK happened to loving me always????????? through thick and thin???? i never stopped fucking loving you despite what i was going thru!!#all i feel now is fucking shame and disgust for myself because didnât i fucking say?????? didnât i fucking say you were gonna leave me again#and you swore you never would again!! then wtf happened!!!#you couldnât handle my trust issues with you and i just know you hated me for not getting over them#i literally can never trust anyone ever again i am never trusting anybody with my fucking heart again EVER i canât do it anymore#AND I JUST CANT IMAGINE HOW YOU COULD BE SO OKAY NOW THAT IM GONE#literally youâre fucking okay and in fucking LOVE with SOMEONE ELSE i am literally fucking NOTHING to you anymore#you always have and will ALWAYS find love in and with someone else and i never will again#the possibility of being with someone again literally disgusts me i am not doing it ever again#âyouâll find someone else eventuallyâ i am NOT like YOU who always finds someone else i literally have NEVER found anyone else since you#i am literally and have never been enough and you donât care#v#belle speaks
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Iyo the sweetest Aizawa moment with his students
tbh i don't remember a lot of aizawa moments off the top of my head, but i think it's very very sweet that he's his students' homeroom teacher two years in a row :') he cares about his kids so much
#went from 'idgaf about any of u guys and if it were up to me i would expel all of u' to 'fuck it these are my children'#probably runner up moment is whenever aizawa recognizes bakugou's worth and promise before literally anyone else#(also i've never seen 'iyo' before so i think it means 'in your opinion'? sorry if that isn't what u meant and i misunderstood ur ask)#asks for becki
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Taylor I miss you
#911 abc#taylor kelly#she was such a good and interesting character and idgaf what anyone else says or thinks#like genuinely that's my wife#I need to rewatch season 4
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I love being the always single person in my family, mad respect to my sister for constantly dating guys for the last 8 years, I would have shot myself
#whenever my mom asks if i have love news of my own while we're talking about my sister's newest catch and i say no#i hope she doesn't feel pity because like. this is the life that i choose. my sister's ex boyfriends were enough for ME even#and i only met a handful of them personally but heard more than enough shit about them#i just always think i'm only flirting with some guys only to never talk to them again or ghost them because it's fun#fat girl who's always been seen as ugly by other people gets to flirt with good looking people is the ultimate ego boost arc#if i ever date anyone seriously again it better be true love and end in kids and marriage until death or i'll live as a hermit#until that happens tho...... life is a party i don't wanna miss a thing break some men's heart get revenge yolo etc etc#also the thought of actively dating freaks me out. if i meet someone and we tolerate each other long term that's good#but dating apps or going on dates with several people and deciding who's the best like on the bachelorette?? death first#plus i lowkey don't like men as a concept. at least the type i've dated. i guess you could say my last ex traumatized me hahaha đđť (đ¨đ¨)#i think i'm too young to be in a committed relationship anyway. or even to seek getting into one. there are much more important things rn#i know former classmates my age are having kids or getting married but idgaf the one who got engaged last year has been with him for 7 year#which is a decent time tbh you change quite a bit during that time and if it feels right why not#but i can't wrap my head around searching for a relationship when you don't even have a stable job and know what else you want in life#rambling again sorryyyy but yeah proud single here and i'm not saying this out of spite because i genuinely enjoy it#all relationships i've been in were so draining (tbf they were long distance too) and got me at rock bottom and had me filled with regret#also these men can be so controlling and jealous when you just wanna go out with friends while they do whatever they want too#but when you say you don't want a jealous partner they think that's a free pass for them to cheat like what the actual fuck#do you see the difference between being unnecessarily jealous when you hang out with friends and being rightfully jealous when they cheat??#at this point idk what to say. i'm very entertained by my friends' dating journeys but that couldn't be me#all the gossip i provide for them is which people i flirted with for the ego and who i ghosted and who ghosted me#mel talks
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đ srsly ur not even gonna publicly defend ur friend when u know folks are completely misrepresenting the situation (and lbr some of that subset of fandom were just waiting to take her down a peg ever since she suddenly got popular). hiding in vague tags when u see people straight up lying abt her is so lame.
Yk i wasnt even gonna engage u or any of these other anons whove been screaming at me since 9 am my time yesterday accusing me of defending harassment or accusing me of being a âbad friendâ. but ig i got time this morning n ur my springboard for answering them all. I Been Getting phil jackson level of racist troll anons calling me slurs calling for my own death too [which is hilarious lol real deal ppl tried to kill me n im pose to fold cuz anon #50 said die blueiight! like lol ok. at least say it behind ur real blog] & accusing me of being in some evil posse or like u accusing me of ânot defending pplâ enough bc i made a half assed delete tag post b4 going to clean up my lab yesterday that essentially said dont use a black womanâs untagged readmore that mentioned nobody as an excuse to harass a particular black woman under the pretext of âdefendingâ much less blame said individualâs emotions for other peopleâs cruel decisions to harass others. i might as well elaborate. situations where real people are harassed or being talked about require more maturity + thought than someone having a bad opinion on a fictional dynamic. this is not a matter of people's biases impacting their fictional analysis. these are people's biases against real life black women impacting real life black women [albeit on the internet but real ppl r behind these screens!], and i am a black woman myself. im not some 2 faced friend or some anon harasser im a real black woman. n to anyone reading: harassment is not caused by someone else being âprotectiveâ, online harassment is motivated by an individual/s cruelty. individual writers venting on their own blog r not responsible for anyone elseâs feelings or someone else being cruel. u r responsible for as an individual for ur own feelings n ur own actions. no one is or should be so easily influenced by anyone's venting to the point of going to harass someone else. that is not how harassment works and that is wrongfully scapegoating. unless u have proof of someoneâs ip or even some conjecture like typing styles to where yk the @s of anyone sent so n so (which ik none of u can pull up bc theres no proof of such) or w/e, ur just talking shit & being messy. u would think a shared interest woud make yall wanna act like u got some sense but yall wanna act like the teenagers u were never allowed to be in cliques over 2d yaoi. why r all u , even other black women, always so fucking weird to black women? willfully misinterpreting everything we say, tokenizing individual black women& attacking when that âtokenâ expresses any sort of feeling like i need all yall to go do sum bout yall selves and get the fuck for real. yall run black women out these fan spaces bc of ur parasitic relationship to their work, then wonder why everything is so white. its cuz the only fan creators u treat like human beings are older white ppl or fans of color that reinforce their views. i see right the fuck thru all yall.
#yn.#yn answers#im not sure what u want me to do that wont draw even more hatred toward ppl#cuz idgaf bout yall hating on me i just allude to the hate ive got so yall dont think im being a smug asshole lol#im reticient bc i dont want more hate that a real person is already getting to go her way.#theres a difference between me railing on bad takes & me defending a real human being whos getting hate from other authors who .. yea#i cant believe i even have to clarify this but i do#Yall just want me to fuel mess to see black women make complete fools of ourselves so u can say see thats why they cant be in fandom#w the they or the woke or w/e racially charged euphemism u have#not to mention most of these ppl have me blocked for w/e reason thats their prerogative so id essentially be talking to a brick wall?#like other ppl send me this shit i aint checking for them? stop sending me or anyone else shit about this#its envy cuz she got more kudos or w/e than them or disliking the tropes she used?#now ppl use this situation as pretext to call her 'problematic' to excuse their petty dislike#even in the fandom space.. they was never teenagers in cliques so they live that out as adults on the web#im glad i got banned from stores + got toe up rl so i wouldnt be sonso age doing <-
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Currently sitting and thinking about the fact that all* of my online support system (aka what I jokingly refer to my [former]friends as) dropped me because I write stuff that is sexual and sometimes violent in nature as a way to get my intrusive thoughts out of my head â Imagine dropping someone, telling them that they âarenât allowedâ to talk to their own S/O, and telling them that losing a big section of friends that they cared about deeply wasnât a reason for them to break their SH streak
Iâm not trying to hold a grudge but damn got banned out of my favorite server and lost most of my will to live because people were calling me disgusting and vile for finding a way to not have horrible thoughts dinging around my head
*not all but most
#idk what Iâm thinking about it#it was like a few months/a month back#but Iâm having a not good mental health time rn lmao#maybe thatâs why#the stuff I write isnât specifically linked to my exact thoughts#I write stuff that I enjoy that just so happens to scratch the itch that my brain is looking for#intrusive thoughts#intrusive thought talk#is it a healthy way to cope? debatable. My therapist approved it so idgaf what anyone else thinks#âĄ#sh mention#my postss
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my favorite thing is just perpetuating genderfuck. when a cis person looks at me and i can see them mentally trying to compute what pronouns to use. i feed off of your anguish and confusion keep guessing keep squinting. you're only making me more powerful
#if asked depending on the person i'll either say trans male or trans masc but honestly i don't care#i only bite the hand of the cis person who refers to me as my birth gender#anyone else i could care less. i have a preference for he him but idgaf#my favorite thing is back at home (as i am abroad rn) my boss is like. a 9?? michelin star chef i think?? and i'm actually good#acquaintances with him but seeing him anguish everytime he sees me because he can't calculate what gender i am is so funny#he goes out of his way to avoid gendering me and just uses my name and i have to keep from laughing#my power grows the more confused you get old man#genderfuck#trans#nonbinary#nb#transgender#queer
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RE4R Thoughts So Far (Separate Ways)
Putting this under the cut bc I trash tf outta this game. You've been warned.
THE TLDR VERSION:
Both Ada and Wesker do not behave consistently. They act OOC through the entire game. This ruins it for me. I can't connect to them because they feel like an insert instead of a living, breathing human. Their reactions to situations don't line up with their established personalities. Resident Evil has never been known for its depth of story or character, but it's 2024. Catch up ffs. Also, there is a large enough voice speaking out about Ada Wong's RE4R VA and her lackluster portrayal. *shrugs* I agree. She did a piss-poor job. And why was Wesker babysitting her? Way fucking OOC. Lastly, Wesker's VA was trying too hard to sound evil and it served more to irritate me. SMH.
THE "ME RANTING LIKE A FUCKING WILD WOMAN" VERSION:
Ada Wong's VA grates the fuck outta me. She sounds like a bratty teenager; then, at other times she sounds like a middle-aged mom reading a spy novel imagining herself as a badass. I cannot stand the sound of Claire Redfield's VA, but she does a fantastic job as Claire. She understands Claire better than this VA understands Ada.
Wesker. Wesker, Wesker, Wesker. FFS he's OOC and his storyline makes no logical sense. His VA grates my god damn nerves, too. By this point, he has graduated to super villain status. He doesn't need to be in Spain. He wouldn't be in Spain. WTF is he doing in fucking Spain? The Krauser storyline doesn't count fuck off.
Wesker saving Ada. Why? He wouldn't even bother. He'd have hired someone else. Clean, surgical and with the least amount of loss. Ada isn't the only one in her line of work and she certainly isn't the only one who succeeds at it. The only reason for him to show up is to kill Ada, especially if he doesn't trust her. SMH. I'm sick and tired of these writers not challenging themselves to dish out better storylines for characters. Imagine if Wesker became Ada's enemy and they were fighting one another to retrieve the sample instead of Ada's battle with Krauser. Leave Krauser for Leon. Let Ada and Wesker kick the shit outta each other behind the scenes. Come the fuck on. I still can't get over Wesker showing up like a candy-ass. It's more logical to hire another merc... or even a TEAM of mercs.
Ada's storyline. She has apparently read files on the village, but she isn't in Spain before Leon? She doesn't know about the president's daughter? She doesn't know about the creature who infects her in the first five minutes? WTF. The original storyline of her actually doing her homework and arriving there before Leon was better. It has a stronger foundation, and you take Ada more seriously. Wesker pep talking Ada through the story feels OOC, too. As if he'd waste his fucking time BABYSITTING her. No way. Ada is supposed to be a professional, completely independent and efficient. Yet this bitch needs her hand held the whole fucking time.
Okay... I just witnessed a scene with Wesker actually saying he's not there to babysit her. THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE, BRO? Writers, wtf. What the actual fuck?! Why are you so fucking LAZY? WHYYYYYY? And Ada's half-assed line afterwards: "Easy with the threats Wesker!" Not only was the line trash, the delivery from the VA was trash, too. Fuck. The writing and acting is lackluster af.
Ada's written dialogue. Yeah... NO. Again, sounding like a wannabe badass. So much of her thought process just peeves me. And her getting infected? Whut? I thought Ada was a character that did her homework?! By this point in the timeline, she has achieved her status as a force to be reckoned with. This is one of the reasons why Wesker hires her. The VA attempts to project professionalism through the dialogue, but it just comes off as stiff, nervous and bitchy. She sounds fake and the VA gives the impression that Ada is waaaaay out of her league. Jolene Anderson invited warmth into her portrayal of Ada Wong. You could sense that there was a real struggle with Ada's journey in RE2R, but there was also a strength of spirit that impressed upon the audience. We knew she was a badass. Here... it's vapid.
I'm tired of mediocre stories and lazy character portrayals. They had a chance to remake this game and turn it into something multilayered and powerful. Instead, they just rode off of the wave from the original RE4 and the RE2R. All characters start out as generic. We have archetypes we follow: the hero, the seductress, the super villain, the damsel in distress. What elevates them beyond generic is when they become human. When we as an audience can CONNECT to them and pick out the little idiosyncrasies that make them who they are (and those idiosyncrasies are consistent with the character and their development). Nic Pizzolatto said it best, "The only place anything comes alive is in character." And here, when referencing season one of True Detective, "I think the vision of the story was dictated by the characters and how they behaved in the circumstances I set out for them. [...] The trajectory of their personal arcs and where the journey took them was much more interesting to me with them left alive and altered in some way."
#not tagged cuz of trash talk#these are my thoughts#idgaf what anyone else thinks and i won't respond if you feel pressed enough to bitch at me for my opinions#i'm not coming at you for yours
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once again pondering my complicated relationship to STH shipping. i say complicated i feel like it just boils down to âi participate in it because itâs unavoidableâ
#twigpost#once again would like to clarify i do not care what anyone else does#me personally i just donât really feel strongly about sonic shipping at all#i think the only strong emotion i have is when i see too much of it in a short timespan and hit my tolerance for it and get annoyed#but thatâs a me problem ok everyone do what you want idgaf.#it does feel kind of wrong when i tag my own art as a ship but like. i know itâs gonna happen anyway esp w certain pairings.#so may as well let the people who are gonna love it find it easier. is my thought process i guess#thereâs really only uhhh 3 ships i guess i donât feel neutral to negative about and itâs just cuz i think theyâre cute#tbh with sonic my ship preferences are literally just. âi want to see more of these specific characters interacting#and if it has to be romantic then so be itâ. which is i guess⌠how i think abt all shipping actually#this is another ârook doesnât know if theyâre aro or not but itâs sure hittingâ moment lol. anyway
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TAGS/WARNINGS: gn reader but afab with descriptions of feminine clothing (also katsuki calls you princess like once or twice idk), alcohol consumption, everyone is 24+, shouto is bisexual asf, katsuki and reader are married, reader did not go pro, some mlm action (todobaku content scattered throughout bc i am a god and can make them do whatever i want!!), shouto cucks a little bit, also shouto is a nasty closet perv lol, overstimulation, inappropriate quirk usage, oral (reader receiving), spit roasting, backshots, idk what else i could possibly mention other than this is nothing but filth GENRE: SMUTTTT MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI 18+ ONLY SUMMARY: after a party celebrating their top spot as heroes, shoto gets a little too drunk and has to stay the night with you and your husband, dynamight. shenanigans ensue. a new boyfriend is acquired? WORD COUNT: one million billion (jk itâs 10.4K) đŚâs A/N: god help me. shoutout XENOVA for the celebration party idea. uhm pt2 maybe if this blows up idk. also this was not proofread bc iâm running out of time and itâs too long. and uhm its not exactly manga-canon bc i think deku deserves to be the no.1 hero idgaf. horikoshi when i catch you. // anyway enjoy lol
     it was minaâs idea to hold the party originally, and you who offered to host, since you were the one dating the number two pro hero, dynamight, and had enough space to accompany the old class 1-A. it took a little persuasion from your end to get katsuki on board, but he eventually agreed, despite his bitching about how you two needed to whip this place into shape before anyone dared to set foot into your shared home.Â
     this, of course, meant more work for you in the end since your husband was so terribly busy with work. âŚ.thatâs not to say he wasnât helpful, though; of course not! whenever he wasnât bone tired from whatever villain attack or whatever there was that day, he was more than happy to help you pick up (wellâŚâŚ thatâs how the phrase goes, at least; bakugou himself didnât mind cleaning with you and helping out around the house, per se, itâs just that he always came off as aggressive in the everything that he did) and really start getting the house ready for the upcoming party this weekend.Â
     when it was all said and done, everything had been dusted and all the floors swept and vacuumed; the pillows on the living room couch had been fluffed and the kitchen counters were wiped down and had been bleached in preparation for the day you were about to spend in the kitchen cooking for this party. at least katsuki was there to help you with this the most out of all the other chores â and it was really the most time consuming one, too, so his help here was greater than he realized. him being an actually good cook just so happened to be an extra, heaven-sent bonus.Â
     despite this, you had actually gone out of your way to prepare three main courses: (cold) soba, katsudon, and then something on the spicier side for your husband for the top three heroes you were celebrating tonight, along with some appetizers and snacks, of course.
     finally, the day of the party was upon you, and you finished running your last couple of errands (namely stocking up on alcohol) right as ashido and the rest of the girls arrived in a limo. âŚ..guess yaomomo went all out, huh? well, it's not like you could exactly blame herâit had been years since you had All been together due to everyone being busy with their own work, even now there were a few who couldn't make it, like satou and koji, or mezou and fumikage, due to circumstances out of their control. it was a shame really, you would have loved to have some of rikidoâs sweets since he was such a good baker. ah, must not have been meant to be then. no use in dwelling on it. especially when everyone was beginning to pull up!
     âeeee, my pookie! how have you been!? howâs life with bakuâno, dynamight?!â mina eagerly squeals as she runs towards you, arms extended and ready to grip you in a crushing hug.Â
     âackghâ! too tight, too tightâ!â you choke out as she squeezes you half to death.Â
     âoh, sorry!â she apologizes, letting go and backing up slightly as the rest of the old 1-A girls come up behind her and the limo driver drives back to yaoyorozuâs manor until it was time to come pick the ladies back up. ânow. spill all the tea,â she says, giving you a serious look all of a sudden, and you feel a smile stretch across your face. itâs nice to know sheâs just the same as she was in high school.
     âwellâwhy donât you come in and see for yourself?â you gesture to your shared home, to which the girls gawked at in awe. it wasnât an estate or anything like yaomomoâs place of residence, but it was certainly large enough to accompany everyone attending and then some.
     leading them inside, you open the already unlocked door (katsuki was busy in the kitchen aggressively finishing up the fruit platters and charcuterie boards, making sure they were up to his standards before serving them) and led them all in.
     âkats, ���m home! nâ all the girls are here!â you shout loud enough from him to hear you from the foyer.Â
     your husband swears and grumbles under his breath, eyes darting to look at the clock just as it struck 17:00 (thatâs 5pm for those of you who donât use the 24hr format). goddammit, they were perfectly on time. whatever, he was done arranging the meats and cheeses of the charcuteries anyway.Â
     moving to set the trays on the coffee table in the living room for everyone to enjoy, he greets you at the door with the softest little smile ever, one mina just barely catches sight off, which she immediately teases him for and his usual scowl makes a re-appearance in record time as he becomes prickly and sharp again, huffing out a gruff make yourselves at home or whatever.Â
     after that, it was another twenty-ish minutes before nearly everyone else arrived.Â
     shouto, however, was the last to get there due to him getting into an argument with his father prior to leaving. it was a surprise to even himself that he decided to come anyway, but he had grown to be more sociable than he was back in high school, and also he was one of the three people the party was actually being thrown for, soâŚ. it would just be incomplete without him there, and he recognized that.Â
     soon, the party kicked into full swing and the alcohol was excitedly opened and everyone could feel themselves relaxing as it grew closer to dinnertimeâwhich you happily (and tipsily) served to everyone around half past seven.Â
     once everyone had eaten and had time to let their food settle, people began saying their goodbyes as the night grew later and later. all except shouto, that was, who was actively still drinking, sitting on your couch with a bottle of sake in his left hand as he watches everyone else clears out.Â
     âfuckâs he doinâ? just sittinâ there,â bakugou grumbles, coming up to stand next to you after seeing eijirou and denki to the door (uptight as he could be, even your husband was capable of relaxing after a drink or twoâŚ. or several). he wasnât⌠erm, upset with shoutoâs prolonged visit, per se, but he was definitely tired and wanted some alone time with his spouse for fuckâs sake.Â
     âbe nice, âtsuki,â you scold him lightly, moving to walk towards shouto, who had a sleepy look in his eyes, to stand in front of him. âhey, todo, yâokay?â you ask, waving a hand in front of his tired face.
     âmmh? âm fine.â his words slur together slightly as he refocuses his blurry gaze on you, and for a moment, the number 3 pro hero thinks you look like an angel sent from heaven to take care of himâuntil katsuki ruins the moment by walking over and saying;
     âgreat, then you can obviously get yourself home!â
     âkatsuki!â you hiss, looking over to where he stood next to you. âyou can stay the night if you need to, shouto,â you tell him softly, squatting down in front of him and placing a hand on each knee to look up at him from almost between his legs â something your husband absolutely did not appreciate.Â
     âheyââ he tries to interject, but the young todoroki had already accepted your kind offer, knowing better than to walk or drive home in his current state.Â
     ârelax, kats, he can sleep on the couch if you donât want him in a guest bedroomâeven though thatâs what theyâre for,â you suggest/remind him.Â
     âi guess,â he huffs, crossing his arms as you finally stand back up.
     shouto, meanwhile, moves to stand up from where he sat, swaying a bit before you put both hands on his broad shoulders and force him to sit back down.
     ânuh-uh, you sit right there, sir,â you say playfully. âis there something you need?â you ask, raising an eyebrow as katsuki grits his teeth while you tend to that drunk icyhot cunt. (as if he himself wasnât also wasted).
     shouto pauses to think for a moment, thinking about his words carefully before opening his mouth.Â
     âdo you have anyââ he lags and forgets the word heâs looking for mid-sentence. âuhm. âŚ.unfrozen ice?â he asks, tilting his head partially to the side like a confused creature might.Â
     âoh my god,â bakugou groans at his request as you break out into a fit of giggles. âyou fucking mean water?â he asks his fellow pro-hero. god. what a sorry fuckinâ sight he was â canât-stand-up-drunk on katsukiâs couch, while he forgot a word as basic as water. jesus christ, he cannot believe you offered to let this fool stay here without even asking him if it was okay first. whatever. heâd just have to fuck you so good that that walking peppermint couldnât sleep at all. yeah, he could totally do that.
     âwater, yes,â shouto follows up as you have to wipe the tears from your eyes at his drunken words. standing up straight, having doubled over from laughter, you nod and tell him yeah, we have unfrozen ice, and that youâll get him some.
     after you had left the room, though, katsuki huffs loudly and stares down at shouto, who was still seated on the plush sofa.Â
     âlisten, todoroki,â he spits out, one hand splaying out in an aggressive manner as his quirk popped off quietly. despite the alcohol in his system, katsuki was still just asâŚ. well, just as aggressive and competitive as always despite the way he had grown more outwardly affectionate (towards you specifically) over the course of the evening.
     âi dunno, or care, what youâre trying but just knowââ an embarrassing hic cuts him off and his face flushes from more than just the alcohol. suddenly, his big tough guy act drops as his blush reaches the tips of his ears and you come back into the room with two cups of water, handing one off to shouto and the other to your husband.
     both men silently and gratefully take the glasses from you, gulping it down before they even realized just how thirsty they were until the cups were empty and they were looking at you, causing you to suddenly feel small under their intense gazes.
     ââll goâget sâmore,â you slur, taking the now empty glasses back from the two men, and also this moment alone to calm your racing heart, and maybe pour yourself another shot. or two. or three. calm down, youâre only alone with the two finest men in the world â one of which youâre married to!! you think to yourself as you begin pouring them another glass from the nice water pitcher you had specifically set out for tonight.Â
     taking the bottle of vodka from its spot on the counter, you look at how much is left and simply decide on drinking straight from the bottle and polishing it off. little did you know, youâd need that liquid courage for later on tonight. before bringing the two well-built men their water, you dispose of the vodka bottle, putting it in the recycling and heading back into the living room.
     after a comment from katsuki about how it was getting late, you escort shouto upstairs to a guest bedroom and show him where the bathroom is before excusing yourself to your shared bedroom, shutting the door quietly behind you, just for katsuki to barge in seconds later as you move to the master bathroom to start brushing your teeth.
     he joins you shortly after, having discarded his nicer dress shirt and pants in the bedroomâs laundry basket, leaving him far more comfortable in his unfairly flattering black boxer briefs.
     âjesusâkats, how are you so fuckinâ fine?â you ask after spitting out a mouthful of toothpaste, and he only chuckles and lets a small smile stretch across his lips.
     âdunnoâcould ask you the same thing, though,â he quips back, grabbing his own toothbrush from the little cup it sat in, running it under the water before putting the toothpaste on it and bringing it up to his already white teeth and scrubbing the nightâs grime away.
     you giggle at his words, running your toothbrush under the water and giving your teeth a final once over with the brush and scrape your tongue, rinsing it one final time, and then tapping it against the sinkâs edge to get some of the excess water out.Â
     finally, you made your way to the bed, sitting on the edge of it as you watch your husband finish up in the bathroom before he stalks over to you, an almost predatory look in his eye as he comes to tower over you and you can feel a chill run down your spine as he sizes you up from your spot on the king sized bed.Â
     âkatsuki..? whatâre youââ
     your question is almost immediately cut off as his slightly chapped lips come crashing down against yours as he knocks you back onto the bed and stands between your now spread legsâwhich quickly wrap around his narrow waist as his large and calloused hands find purchase on your hips.Â
     âmmmfgh,â your hum turns into a moan as you focus on the feeling of your husbandâs lips against yours, melting into him as he leans over you, teeth clacking slightly as he tilts his head for a better angle to kiss you at.
     âwas getting tired of that icyhot bastard,â he grumbles, eyebrows furrowing together as the grip on your hips tighten possessively at the mention of shouto, as if your husband wasnât the one to bring him up?Â
     his words make you chuckle nonetheless as a smile spreads over your pretty, soon to be kiss-swollen, lips as you lean back on your palms, the bed sinking beneath your weight.
     ââm sorry, tsuki,â you mumble softly before you feel his tongue run over your lower lip, silently begging for entrance to your hot mouth â to which you eagerly granted access to, moaning quietly when he licks into your mouth. he tastes like tequila and spicy udon, and itâs utterly intoxicating (or maybe that was the last of the vodka youâd downed earlier taking effect). âdidnâ mean tâinvite him withouâ askinâ you,â you slur out, rolling your hips up against his growing erection.
     ââs okay, i guess,â he pants, pulling away only slightly in order to look you in the eyes, letting you know that he really didnât mind. sure, shouto was quiet and didnât actually interfere with what he had planned tonight (or so he thought), so he was only mildly annoyed instead of genuinely bothered. besidesâŚ.. he had left the door partially open after barging into the bedroom on purpose⌠just in case that walking candy cane happened to overhear and wanted a peak at the show he wouldnât be allowed to join.
     and just like that, your husbandâs lips come crashing down against yours yet again, tongue easily seeking out your own and swirling around yours before sucking it into his mouth, humming pleasantly around the wet muscle (he was in a shockingly good mood, actuallyâŚ. guess he enjoyed the party more than he let onâthat and the alcohol was a large factor, too) before pulling off of it with a nasty, wet pop! noise.Â
     âmmh, glad youâre not mad,â you mutter, eyes fluttering open to take a peek at him. and what you saw was downright angelic â a harsh contrast from his usual demeanor and appearance.
     âwhy would i be?â he asks, and you straight up laugh, ruining the moment entirely. âheyâ!â
     âsorry, âm sorryâitâs justââ you wipe a tear from your eye. âyouâre usually not soâ whatâs the word? calm? something like that,â you try explaining to him, a smile gracing your features.
     âiâm calm! iâm always calm!â he spits out, raising his voice, sending you into another round of laughter.Â
     âgodâi love ya sâmuch, kats,â you tell him after composing yourself, shifting on the bed so you were leaning against the plush pillows lining the headboard and bakugou eagerly follows after you, moving between your legs, which easily wrapped back around his hips, pulling him closer against you, and he shifted so that he was propping himself up on a forearm, his other hand coming to press against the small of your back, arching it for you as his lips found their way to your neck, where he began to nip at the sensitive skin there.
      âyouâre pretty great too, i s'pose,â he grins against your flesh before beginning to suck at the junction of your neck and shoulder, determined to leave a mark dark enough to last a week, at least.Â
     âyeah? âs good tâhear,â you giggle breathily as he assaults your neck, and one hand comes to cradle the back of his head, fingers threading through his mysteriously spiky hair (youâve never once seen him use hair gelâhell, youâve even searched his entire side of the bathroom because you didnât believe him when he told you itâs just like that).
     it doesnât take long for bakugou to get fed up with the clothes separating your bare skin from his, desperate to physically feel you against him, and in record time, he has the skirt of your dress bunched up around your hips, youâre sitting up slightly, and heâs tugging the fabric the rest of the way off, carelessly throwing it onto the floor.
     shouto, meanwhile, lay awake staring at the ceiling in your comfortable guestâs bed, drunkenly reminiscing back to high school, and the crush he didnât know was a crush he had on you. had he known, he probably would have asked you out sometime in your senior yearâinstead, he misinterpreted his affections as an intimate friendship with admiration for you and your quirk. what always baffled him, though, is why you would pick katsuki bakugou to love out of all people (not like you really had a choice in the matterâŚâŚ one day you woke up and realized your supposed hatred for him was, in fact, a bone-deep love that consumed you whole).
     with an achy sigh, todoroki sits up and gets up to use the bathroom. after washing his hands and splashing his face with some cool water to sober up at least a little, his ears perk up on the way back to his temporary room. on his way back, however, he happened to catch the faintest echo of a feminine moan, and before he can stop himself, heâs silently stalking down the hall to the master bedroom, where he found the door to be cracked open wide enough for him to get a surprising view of dynamight with his head between your legs and your underwear and dress strewn across the otherwise neat floor.
     immediately, his dick twitches to life in his nice dress pants and he nearly groans at the way you moan katsukiâs name so sweetly. godâŚ. that should be me, he thinks to himself enviously as your husband focuses solely on eating you out.
     âaa-ahh! mmm, katsuki!â you cry out, both hands coming down in attempt to push his face away from your messy cunt, but to no avail. katsuki offered you no respite as his hot tongue explored your puffy folds as he began to suck on your clit. âkatsuâfuck!â
     youâre ignorant to the feeling of another pair of eyes on you, too caught up in the feeling of being eaten out, but katsuki isnât â he feels shoutoâs burning gaze, and he canât help but smirk to himself. so he was right: icyhot couldnât resist a good show, and boy, was katsuki about to perform.
     âhmm?â he hums, one hand resting on your thigh while he uses the forearm of his other arm to keep you from bucking your hips up. he doesnât exactly care about what it is youâre whining about; he knows youâre fine and he intends to make you cum at least thrice tonight to show off to shouto, who was apparently a giant closeted pervert.
     and it was true. shouto was nasty without even realizing it â and thatâs not to say he slept around, god no (he was 24 and still a virginâŚ.), he just had fantasies. many of which involved you, and shamefully, on occasion, you and katsuki. it made his cheeks burn to even think about, but he would be a liar if he said heâd never gotten off to the idea of a threesome with you and your husband. jesus, and now, here the opportunity was laid right there in front of him, and what was he doing? slowly starting to palm at his erection and bite his bottom lip as he watches the scene in front of him unfold.
     âiâ shitâ!â you squeeze your eyes shut and arch your back as you tug at his hair. âgod, justâ! slow down!â you whine, and katsukiâs eye twitches.Â
     like in every other aspect in his life, bakugou tended to be rough and aggressive in the bedroom; put simply, you turned him into a feral manâbrought out the inner animal in him. he was, as surprising as it may seem to some, a generous lover, however, due to his have to be the best at everything mentality, so, by extension, this included his ability to give and inflict pleasure (mixed with a healthy amount of pain, because, well.. itâs katsuki).Â
     ânah.â blatantly ignoring your request, he pulls his head away from your drooling pussy, the lower half of his face covered in your slick, and blows a cold puff of air against your throbbing slit, causing you to whine out his name as he nips at the fatty skin of your inner thighâdangerously close to your cuntâsucking and biting until a dark purple mark begins to form. a smirk stretches over his somewhat thin, although plump, lips knowing shouto would never get to litter your body in bruises and hickeys the same way he does.Â
     âmmhâjesus, katsâ!â itâs all you can do to whimper as he resumes the disgustingly messy way he was tongue fucking your pussy.
     shouto almost groans as he gets harder and harder, almost painfully so, as he watches katsuki fervently eat you out, and suddenly, he wishes it was him between your legs with bakugou watching instead.Â
     as silently as he possibly can, todoroki begins to unbuckle his belt in order to slip a hand past the waistband of both his pants to feel himself through the fabric of his sickeningly tight boxers. heâs careful to bite back what would be any whimpers or quiet moans, knowing itâs so shotover for him if he gets caught.
     âfuck,â he mutters under his breath, swallowing thickly as he watches as youâre eaten out until youâre cumming with a loud cry of your husbandâs name (shouto pretended it was his name you were calling out), and he goes to turn around to hide in the bedroom youâd so kindly allowed him to stay in to jerk off until he hearsâ
     âyâgonna come out, icyhot, or are ya just gonna stand there like a loser cuck all night?â katsuki lifts his head from between your legs to look at the half-and-half bastard peeping on him and his spouseâŚâŚ what a fucking freak.
     âshâshouto!?â you squeak, not having noticed his presence until the man youâd married had pointed him out. âwhâwhatâre youâ!â you canât even think of what to say before heâs trying to apologize and katsukiâs cussing him outâtelling him to get his ass in here before he really makes him sorry.Â
     just how drunk was your husband? or shouto for that matter? truthfully, you were probably the most sober person in the room.
     slowly, silently, and shamefully, shouto makes his way into your bedroom, where he comes to stand at the foot of the bed with a horribly noticeable tent in his pants. he wants to look down at the floor, but heâs physically incapable of taking his eyes off your naked, sweaty formâand katsukiâs toned back, for that matter. he gulps anxiously as he waits for the perpetually angry blond to inevitably break the ice.Â
     much to his surprise, however, it was you to speak up first, admitting that you didnât mind shoutoâs presenceâfollowed by katsuki sarcastically asking if you wanted him to join, to which your body stiffened and cheeks flushed at the thought.Â
     âwhat? donât tell me you like the idea of that half nâ half idiot joininâ the fun?â a wicked grin stretches over his slick lips as he quirks a brow up at you before shrugging and saying; âfine, just remember: you asked for this.â
     âyou heard âem, todoroki, get the hell over here,â he spits out, and shouto complies immediatelyâhe could not believe what was about to happen and neither could (nor katsuki for that matter).
     as he closes the gap between you three, he fumbles with the buttons of his dress shirt before ultimately just ripping it open and shrugging it onto the floor. repeating the same action with his pants, he struggles slightly with the zipper before tugging it down and quickly stepping out of them, nearly tripping in the processâto which katsuki has to stifle a laugh.
     shouto feels dizzy and light-headed from how hard he is, and he bites his thick bottom lip as he nervously crawls onto the oversized bed, sitting adjacent to you as he awaits further instructions from the ever-demanding bakugou.Â
     âkatsuââ
     âshut up,â he says gruffly, one large hand coming up to cover your mouthâhe was about to dictate everything that was about to go down. âyouâtodorokiâlisten real fuckinâ closely, because iâm not repeating myself. you can look, but âm still deciding if youâre allowed to touch yetââ katsuki directs his attention from him to you and asks; âwhaddya think, princess? would yâlike that? both of us touchinâ you?â and itâs all you can do to nod, cheeks physically heating up in shame and embarrassment.Â
     âi guess iâll allow it, then,â he says, moving his hand away from your face so he can manhandle you into a sitting up position, making you straddle his lap and telling shouto to move behind you.
     you feel your heartbeat quicken significantly now that youâre naked and sandwiched between two of the hottest men youâve ever been blessed with the chance to encounter. dear god. take a breath, youâve got this. âŚ..and thatâs why your pussyâs all but drooling right now? you canât help but roll your bare cunt over your husbandâs erection, letting out a delicious little moan in the process, and shoutoâs equally large hands hesitantly find purchase on your hips, and you look back over your shoulder as he leans in attempt to kiss youâjust to be blocked by katsukiâs hand against his pouty lips.
     âi didnât fuckinâ say you could kiss them,â he hisses. shouto, however, mentally shrugs this off, grabs the angry blondâs wrist to move his hand, and leans in over your shoulder, pressing his chest firmly against your back, in order toâkiss your husband instead????!
     holy shitâthis is so much hotter than it should be, jesus christ. youâre genuinely ashamed of the way shouto moving to kiss katsuki rather than you turns you on, and you even let a little oh my god slip in awe and horny amazement.Â
     âwhat the actual fuck, icyhot!?â your husband explodes, trying to shove shouto away from him, but causing you to fall back fully into his lap, where you can feel his boner pressing up against your ass.
     ânâno,â you speak up. âdâdo it again.â you try your best not to mutter the request, looking between the man who had crushed on you all through high school and the one youâd ended up marrying.Â
     âhuh!? have you both lost your fucking minds?!âÂ
     âplease..? do it for me, âtsuki?â you beg as sweetly as you can, a pout tugging at your lips as you did your best kicked puppy eyes. as tough as bakugou acted, deep down, he did, in fact, have a soft spot for you, and would do nearly anything for youâand this, unfortunately, was about to be one of the things he was willing to do. maybe he had the whiskey to thank for his⌠bravery, but for some reason, the idea of making out with that peppermint bastard really didnât seem so bad. âŚ.jesus, what is he thinking?
     âtch, fine,â he clicks his tongue before heâs suddenly snatching you out of shoutoâs lap and bringing you back onto his, where he shifts so his backâs against the headboard and says; ââf yâcan ride me, then sure, âll do whatever you want, sweetheart.â
     nodding eagerly, you tug the waistband of his boxers down just enough to free his aching cock, where it hits his lower tummy and you impatiently use one hand to line up the angry red tip with your slick entrance before sinking down to the base with ease. you both moan at the feeling and katsuki beckons shouto over after pressing a quick kiss to your shiny lips to remind himself why he was doing this.
     shoutoâs dick aches enviously, desperately wishing he could feel your heat, but quickly gets over it as his chest presses against your back once again and his lips land against katsukiâs. actually, todoroki was not an experienced kisserâat all, really; he was only copying what he had seen in movies, so heâs a little surprised when the blondâs tongue runs over the seam of his lips and his heterochromatic eyes fly open at the feeling.Â
     katsuki, however, reaches around you to grab shoutoâs cheeks, forcing him to part his pretty lips, and he easily slips his tongue past his kiss-swollen lips. meanwhile, shoutoâs strong arms wrap around your waist while he allows your husband to explore the inside of his mouth, his face heating up despite the way a chill runs down his spine.Â
     âmmh,â he hums quietly, freezing his tongue in order to give your husband a little surpriseâwhich works very well, seeing as how katsuki pulls away with a heaving gasp.
     âwhat the fuck?â he pants, rolling his hips up into dripping cunt, and you let out a little moan, grinding down against him at the same time, allowing him to brush up against your g-spot while shouto moves to kiss katsuki again, large hands coming up to cup his flushed, tanned cheeks, trying to tilt his head for a better angle as he mimics the way the blondâs tongue had run over the seam of his lips, and is pleasantly surprised when he reluctantly parts his slightly thinner lips for the much calmer man.Â
     jesus christ, you think to yourself, trying to bounce against your husbandâs dick to the best of you ability, but groaning in frustration when his absurdly calloused hands come down against your hips to hold you in place.
     âmmââtsuki,â you whine as he wholly focuses on kissing shouto (who was currently living out his wet dream). itâs all you can do to wiggle in place, trying to grind your clit against his neatly trimmed pubic hair, desperate for any kind of friction. meanwhile, shoutoâs freezing hand comes up to grope your chest, causing you to let out a quiet yelp at the feeling of him tweaking roughly with your nipple.
     poor, poor inexperienced shouto had no gauge or concept of what exactly he was doing, relying on instinct and everything heâd seen in the little porn he had watched; he silently prays heâs acting accordingly and soon his heated left hand is coming up to grab at your other tit.
     âshâshouto!â you moan, almost causing katsuki to pause in his action as a growl leaves his throatânow this just simply would not do, no, no, no. !!!! fuck! his dick twitches inside you as he ruts his hips upwards while holding firmly onto your hips. âjeâjesus! katsuki!âÂ
     thatâs better, he thinks to himself, a smug, self-satisfied smirk tugging at the corners of his plump lips as he tries not to overthink his kiss with todoroki. god. as fucking embarrassing, humiliating, and shameful as it was, âŚ..katsuki absolutley could not deny the fact that he was feeling so, so, so many things right now, things he never would have considered sober, let alone acted on, and nowâŚ.. now, he was rock fucking hard as he feels the inside of shoutoâs mouth, tracing his tongue along the grooves of his blindingly white teeth and inner cheeks before swirling it around his own heated muscle.Â
     he wants to tell shouto heâs not half bad at this when he begins to suck on his tongueâtaking him violently by surpriseâbut canât bring himself to dole out the praise, not wanting him to get an ego about how well he was managing to keep up.Â
     you can feel your stomach doing flips and your pussy creaming around your husbandâs cock as the two men youâre sandwiched between really go at it, and suddenly your mouth feels dry as you let out a low, drawn out whine.
     âfuck,â is all youâre able to say as you dig your nails into katsukiâs back while arching your own, with shouto still pinching and tweaking with your poor, erect nipplesâhis hands were almost at extreme temperatures, and you choke out something about how good it feels, offering the number three hero the praise he neededâsomething bakugou wasnât a huge fan of.Â
     half nâ half wants to use his quirk? thatâs fineâhe can, too!
     the next thing you know, your hips feel scorchingly hot and youâre hearing the sound of a very small-scale explosion, and you yelp out your husbandâs name, pussy fluttering around his achy length, and you have to bite your lower lip when you feel tears welling up in your eyes from all the stimulation. had you known inviting a drunk shouto to stay the night would lead to this, you would have done it years ago! âŚbecause honestly, you were crushing hard on him your freshman year of highschool togetherâbut unfortunately for you, thatâs when he had first begun to actually explore his emotions for the first time in his life, leading you to believe you never stood a chance with him.
     katsuki, however, while his primary emotion was anger, you could tell something was up with him and his feelings towards you when he stopped yelling at you as much compared to the others. donât get one wrong, he definitely still shouted at you, because thatâs just who he was, butâŚ.. it was enough for you and the girls of 1-A to pick up onâsomething they teased you relentlessly about behind closed doors because nobody ever dared to mention anything in front of bakugou in fear of ruining your chances together (as you see, mina and a few others were die hard shippers while the rest enabled this behavior).Â
      âchristâs sake, katsuki,â you hiss as his quirk repeatedly pops off against your reddening skin and you have to physically bite your tongue to keep yourself grounded enough to scold him. âŚtry to, anyway. âthiâ this isnât aâahh! fuck!âa compeâtiton! jesus!â you moan.
     a competition.Â
     that word ring in katsukiâs ears as he pulls away from his kiss with shouto, admittedly a little breathlessly, a smirk stretching over his glossy lips.
     ânow thatâs an idea,â he muses out loud, causing shouto to tilt his head and your eyes to widen. goddammit, you just had to go and open your bigass mouth, didnât you?
     ânâno; whatever youâ youâre planning, forget about it,â you say as firmly as you can despite the way your pussy flutters around him.
     bakugou clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes at the way you whine out such a ridiculous request.Â
     âmmh, nah,â he grins, hands holding you firmly in place against him, preventing you from even rolling your hipsâsomething youâre quick to bitch about.Â
     âgodâdammit!â sometimes you wish your husband wasnât so goddamn strongâit made it that much easier for him to manhandle you into any position he wanted.Â
     âyâup for a little challenge, icyhot?â katsuki ignores you entirely, focusing his intense gaze onto the slightly younger man.
     â...sure,â he nods, albeit a little reluctantly, unsure of what exactly he was agreeing to. he hopes heâll get a chance to steal a kiss from you, but for now, he figures it best to go along with whatever bakugou was about to suggest.Â
     âwhoever can make princess here cum the most in five minutes each can fuck their cunt,â he begins, just for shouto to interrupt him.Â
     âand what of the loser?â
  âi was getting thereâimpatient sonuva bitchâŚ.â he mutters the last part under his breath like he wasnât also an impatient sonuva bitch. âanyway, the loserâin this case, iâm sure itâll be you, yâfuckinâ virgin cuckâcanâŚ. fuck right off and watch,â he finishes, cock twitching deep inside you at his own words. he was absolutely positive heâd win the little proposition heâd struck up, which is why the punishment for the loser was so harsh. when in all reality, if he was feeling kind enough, heâd let you suck shouto off as a consolation prize. âŚ.maybe.
     âsounds good to me,â todoroki agrees to bakugouâs conditions, feeling his own dick twitch as he steels his nervesâhe was so fucked. in this moment, shoutoâs never been more grateful for being a fast learner, as that was his only chance at possibly succeeding in such a task. he wasnât particularly familiar with the afab body, and so he has to actively recall all the porn he had seenâmind you, he was incredibly picky about what exactly heâs watchingâwhen suddenly an idea strikes him and heâs asking katsuki to move his hands so he can pull you off his cock and reposition you so your back was against the bed.
     you and your husband are both confused until shoutoâs pushing your thighs apart and nestling between them, icy lips kissing down your body until he reaches the mound of your dripping cunt, and you canât help but get shyânot because you werenât used to being eaten out, no (katsuki often ate you out until you couldnât see straight), it was because you just simply were not expecting that from the inexperienced shouto todoroki! but itâs okay, just take a deep breath andâ
     âaaâaah! fuck! shouto!â you cry out, caught off guard by the way his full lips wrap around your erect clit and begin suckling on it, his freezing tongue moving to swirl around it as he does. he doesnât exactly know what heâs doing and is more or less figuring it out as he goes based on your reactions and moans.Â
     katsuki is just as taken aback as you were, but for totally different reasons; this was probably one of the last things he had expected todoroki to do, but, but, butâŚ!!! fuck! he couldnât even be mad about it either because he was the one who had decided to turn it into a competition. shit. okay, whatever, heâd just work around this.
     ânnghâ!â one of your hands comes to run through shoutoâs split hair, tugging the soft locks gently. âwhâwhere the fuck did youâaah! hhngh!âlearn hâhow to do this?â you ask breathlessly, looking down at the man between your legs, and you feel a chill run down your spine and goosebumps erupt over your skin when you realize heâs looking right back at youâstaring at you intently, doing his best to gauge all your little reactions, both verbal and physical.
     katsuki canât help but agree with your question, because seriously, where the fuck had he learned this shit!?Â
     all heâs able to do, though, is watch with awe as shouto focuses wholly on his attempt to eat you out â which he was seemingly doing a good job at â as one large and calloused hand subconsciously comes down to jerk himself off slowly, thumb swiping over his bright red, leaky tip, and he hisses out a quiet fuck while your back arches off the bed.
     shouto, however, doesnât answer, in favor of bringing a heated finger down to your slick entrance â gently prodding at it before slipping it in with ease.Â
     âmmmffgh,â you whine as he curls it up slowly, all while sucking on your throbbing clit, and it doesnât take long for a knot to build up in your lower stomach. ânnghâ shâshouto!âÂ
     he simply ignores you as he begins to slip a second finger inâgradually heating them up as he didâand you moan pathetically as your husband watches on in awe, his mouth horribly dry and dick achingly hard, and for a moment, heâs scared he might cum to the sight of another man eating his spouse outâso he intentionally slows his pace to something almost painfully slow to make sure he doesnât prematurely ejaculate, wantiâno, Needing to cum inside you.Â
     starting to scissor you apart now, you clench around shoutoâs burning fingers desperately, whining as his freezing right hand comes up to pinch one of your already stiff nipples.Â
     ânnghâ!â itâs not long before youâre cumming with a loud cry of shoutoâs name while pulling at his soft hair, back arching deeply off the mattress as katsuki lets out a growl at the sight, already seething with envyâŚ.. whatever; he takes in a deep breath to calm himself down and slowly starts to increase the pace at which heâs jerking himself off, groaning softly as he does.Â
     todoroki doesnât relent in his pace, however, messily eating you out throughout the duration of your orgasm, resulting in you cumming a second time not long after.
     ânnnghââs too much, shoutoââ you choke out, pulling at his hair while trying to push him away at the same time. âfâfuck!â it had maybe been two minutes, meaning you had to endure for another three. but how exactly were you meant to do that? with the way he was all but making out with your cunt, you turn your attention to katsuki, pathetically mewling for helpâjust for him to shut you down! reminding you that you agreed to this and that he knows you can take it.
     the most your husband had ever made you cum in one night was four timesâa record he was gunning to beat tonight.Â
     by the time shoutoâs time was up, he had managed to make you cum three times, on his way to working you up to a fourth, before katsukiâs letting go of his dick and burying his thick fingers in todorokiâs hair, yanking him away from your pulsing heat.Â
     âheyââ shouto pants breathlessly, lower face covered in your slick.
     âtimeâs up, icyhot,â your husband rasps out before asking you how many times youâd cum.
     âthâ three, butâ i need a break before we keep goinâ,â you tell him, panting heavily with flushed cheeks and teary eyes.Â
     katsuki simply nods in acknowledgement, untangling his fingers from shoutoâs hair as all three of you take this moment to catch your breath. then, after a brief three or so minutes of rest, bakugouâs crawling on top of you as shouto watches on this time, cock leaky and painfully hard as he palms himself through his horribly tight boxers while katsuki kisses you.
     âlove ya, kats,â youâre able to pant out, and shouto feels his heart break a little; he wishes he could be on the receiving end of those words some day... but for now, he shifts so heâs kneeling on the bed, legs tucked neatly under him with his thighs spread wide enough for his heated left hand to sneak past the waistband of his boxers in order to grope himself.
     bakugou smiles against your lips at your words rather than returning them, and his tongue slides out to poke its way into your already open mouth, easily licking over the insides of your cheeks and grooves of your teeth.Â
     as he watches the two of you makeout, todoroki begins to reflect on his kiss with katsuki earlier, and he finds himself yearning to hear those three little words from him, too, or to be able to kiss you as wellâŚ.. maybe when this is all said and done⌠maybe he can work up the courage to ask to join your relationship..? or maybe heâd leave early in the morning full of shameâŚ. he isnât quite sure yet.
     âmmnghââ you moan softly as one of katsukiâs large and calloused hands trails down your side, moving to cup your puffy cunt, before two thick fingers easily insert themselves into you without much of a warningâfortunately, you were still soaked from your slick and shoutoâs spit from where heâd eaten you out so good, so your husband didnât meet any resistance when scissoring you apart. âkâkatsuâ!â
     âyeah?â he pants as his cock drools uncomfortably. itâs okay. heâd just have to make you cum four times in five minutes, andâthe idea that shouto might beat him at a challenge he proposed due to your fatigue from allowing that icyhot cunt to go first suddenly flashes in his mind, and heâs hardened over with a certain resolve heâd allowed to slip in his overwhelmingly horny state of mind.
     âiâ ah! hnnnghâ âm still seâsensitive,â you whine out, arching your back off the bed at the stimulation, and itâs all you can do to pull at his hair when you feel the calloused pad of his thumb press against your swollen, oversensitive clit. as the fingers almost knuckle-deep inside you press into your g-spot, you go crosseyed from the combined feeling of being finger-fucked and having your tongue sucked on (whenâd he start doing that!?).
     katsuki, however, ignores your weak mewls in favor of kissing you so hard your teeth clack together briefly before heâs tilting his head for a better angle and nipping softly at your tongue, causing you to squeak in surprise.Â
     rolling your hips up and grinding down against his hand, desperate for more fiction, shouto watches on in awe and horny amazement, taking notes on how your body reacted to katsuki, hoping he could imitate his actions, or develop them into his own, next time he got the chance.Â
     soon, though, katsukiâs five minutes come to an end, with you only having cum twice by his doingâsomething that makes his eye twitch as he realizes that meant icyhot would get to fuck your cunt. âŚ.goddammit! heâd gotten too caught up in the feeling of your lips against his to focus fully on fingering you! sure, he was just about to bring you to your third orgasmâbut! oh, this so wasnât fair! if only heâd gone first! then you wouldnât have been so worn out!
     shit. with a sigh, he pulls away from your body as his eye begins twitching and he looks over to shoutoâwho currently had his hand wrapped around his cockâand lets out a huff.
     âthereâs no way iâm letting him fuck you,â he grunts out, crossing his muscular arms.
     âkats, thatâs notâ âsânot fair,â you chide him, panting heavily and sitting up on your forearms. âyou saidâ said the winnerââ your cheeks flush as you remember the words heâd used and you shake your head to clear the thought from your mind. â...could fuck meâyou wouldnât wanna go back on your word, would you?âÂ
     shoutoâs heart rate increases as you stick up for him, and he feels the extra blood circulating throughout his body go straight to his throbbing dick as his eyes light up with hopeânever in a million years would he think heâd get the chance to have sex with you!
     âmm, âŚfine,â katsuki agrees, salty heâd lost at his own competition, but willing to do whatever to make you happy, so⌠he almost retches a little at the thought and he feels his heart break in his chest ever so slightly, but⌠if staying true to his word and letting that half nâ half bastard fuck you would make you happy, thenâŚ. he guesses he can let it slideâŚ
     with that, shoutoâs shifting onto his knees a little more in order to slide his boxers down his well-toned thighs so his pretty cock can slap against his lower tummy and heâs quick to grab you by the hips, pulling you towards him before katsukiâs words cause him to pause.
     ânot so fast, icyhot, if youâre gonna fuck âem, then they can at least suck me off while you do,â he growls, moving so that heâs behind you and then manhandling out of shoutoâs grasp so that you were facing him. âget on all fours, sweetheart,â he instructs you, and you obey with a nod, presenting shouto with your ass and drooling cunt and he swallows thickly at the sight.Â
     his hands plant themselves on your hips once more and a small smile tugs at the corners of your lipsâyou were glad shouto would at least get a chance to enjoy himself, as youâre sure he probably doesnât have many good stress relievers, if any at allâŚÂ
     with that in mind, you make sure to arch your back nicely for the man on his knees behind you as you take your husbandâs dick in one hand while supporting your weight with the other and press a little kiss to the bright red tip before slowly taking it into your hot mouth.
     katsuki hisses out a groan at the feeling of you hollowing your cheeks as you gradually take him down to almost the base, your hand wrapped around what doesnât currently fit in your mouth, and swallow thickly around him.
     âshitââ a hand is quick to bury itself in your hair to guide your pace as shoutoâs jaw slackens in the slightest before he gets a grip and starts to align his swollen and leaky tip with your creamy pussy, moaning much louder than he was expecting to at the feeling of your warm, gummy walls wrapped around his virgin cock. suddenly, whatever metaphorical grip he did have immediately slips away from him as his physical grip tightens to an almost painful extent, and youâre sure heâll leave bruises in the shapes of his fingertipsâsimilar to the way your husband so often does.
     âaaâaah! fuck!â todoroki whines as he takes his time bottoming outâbiting his tongue as he pushes into you almost agonizingly slow, causing you to moan around your husbandâs dick, resulting in him pushing your head down further against him and your pussy to flutter around the poor, overwhelmed shouto.
     you nearly gag as his mushroom-headed tip hits the back of your throat, but are able to suppress your reflex to do so well enough to remove your hand from around him while you focus on breathing through your nose as you take him down to the base, until your face is flush against his pelvis, light blond pubes tickling your nostrils slightly.Â
     you try to stay that way for as long as possible, swallowing around him continuously to fight your own gag reflex rather than out of consideration of his pleasure, but itâs only been a few seconds when youâre fighting against his strong palm to come up for air.
     after pulling off him with a disgustingly wet pop! and panting heavily, you make the suggestion that the two should kiss again â arguing that if your husband is just gonna offer your pussy to be fucked without asking you, then the least he could do was makeout with the man balls deep inside you.
     âwhat?â katsuki barks out, looking down at you, with your head between his thighs.Â
     âplease, âtsuki?â you ask nicely, giving him your best puppy dog eyes.
     shouto wants to join in with your pleadingâto ask katsuki for a kiss, too, but he knows better, knows your husband will begrudgingly cave to your demands and that heâll ultimately receive another kiss.
     âtsk⌠fineâcâmere, icyhot,â he grunts, one hand pushing your head back down onto his dick as the other reaches for shouto. both men lean over you in order to lock lips, and the younger one canât help the smile that tugs at the corners of his lips as he gets what he wants.Â
     todorokiâs hips press flush against your ass as he leans over your sweaty, overstimulated body to makeout with your husband. god, you werenât, like, âŚa fujoshi or anything, butâŚ. something about the idea of katsuki and shouto going at it in particular had your stomach in knots and cunt clamping down snugly around shoutoâs girth.Â
     âjesusââ the half and half man pants at the feeling of your pussy, and he honestly doesnât know how heâs managed to go this long without it. âŚ.or if heâll be able to live without yours specifically from here on outâŚâŚ okay, itâs decided. heâd ask to join your relationship, somehow, when this was all said and done, but for now he isnât sure whether to focus on his kiss with katsuki or the feeling of his dick throbbing almost painfully inside you.Â
     ultimately, his attention is drawn to the way bakugou nips harshly at his lower lipâenough to draw a small amount of bloodâand a moan gets caught in shoutoâs throat, coming out as something more akin to a whimper instead; something that certainly makes katsukiâs ears perk up. had todoroki just fuckinâ whimpered from something he had done? for a reason other than getting pussy for the first time in his stupid virgin life? needless to say, it quickly goes to bakugouâs ego as he begins sucking on shoutoâs lower lip, tongue swiping over it quickly at first, and then a second time that was considerably slower and more teasing in nature.
     poor shouto can feel himself going cross-eyed as he ruts into you sloppily, heavy balls smacking against your clit, and he knows he wonât last long like this at all. heâs kinda bummed he canât âŚmake love to you the way he would prefer, but right now, he doesnât find himself picky at allâjust grateful to be a part of this entire thing, even if he may not get the chance again in the future. thatâs why it was critical for him to be present in the moment, literally drooling from how good he feels, as he uses his quirk on his tongue while swirling it around katsukiâs, the now freezing muscle licking over the insides of his cheeks and grooves of his teeth, sending a chill down your husbandâs spine.Â
    the saliva being exchanged between the two begins to dribble out from the corners of their mouths and drip down their chins and onto your arched back. holy shit. you nearly choke on katsukiâs dick at the feeling of their spit rolling down your spine and you moan in both disgust and twisted pleasure.Â
    ânnmgh,â you moan, tongue pressed flat against the underside of his dick as shouto drills into you. now itâs you who finds themselves drooling profusely, your spit running down katsukiâs cock, soaking his balls.Â
     the blond can feel himself throbbing down your throat and he groans from the combined stimulation of you blowing him and shoutoâs icy tongueâheâs close and he knows it. âŚmeaning that half and half whore was definitely about to cum, with the way your pussy is surely milking him for all heâs worth.Â
     âshouto,â he grunts out, pulling away just enough to tell him that if heâs gonna cum, then he has to pull outâthat katsuki was the only one allowed to cum inside you.Â
     todoroki was more taken aback by the usage of his first name from bakugou of all people, and itâs all he can do to nod and mumble a quiet yeah.Â
     itâs not much longer before both mean reach their climax around the same timeâwith shouto pulling out to jerk himself off for a few more seconds and heâs cumming all over your back with a loud cry as your husband cums in your mouth, thick cum spilling down your throat, past your tongue, not even giving you a chance to taste him.
     after both men catch their breath, katsuki slowly pulls you off of him as he gazes down at you with a particularly soft look in his eyeâor maybe itâs satisfaction, youâre too fucked out to really tell.Â
     âyâokay, princess?â your husband rasps out, grinning to himself at your teary eyes, one hand cupping your cheek, and you blindly lean into his warm touch.
     âmmhm,â is all you can hum in response, borderline brain dead from how many times youâd cum tonightâclit still throbbing from the earlier stimulation.Â
     âgoodâŚ.â he directs his attention to shouto, but doesnât ask him anything, instead looking him up and down, eyes lingering on his dick for a moment longer than heâd like to admit. he quickly redirects his gaze to shoutoâs heterochromatic one, and the softest, barely there smile tugs at the corners of his lips. it was so small and brief, one might think they were hallucinating had they seen it, but todoroki catches sight of it, and he wants to say something, but finds himself speechless; so instead, he leans in to kiss your husband again, and, very much to his surprise, he doesnât immediately recoil. given, he doesnât lean in to meet him either, but he does kiss him back as you shift to the side, panting heavily while you watch the two muscular and domineering men go at it for the nth time tonight, and you can hardly believe your eyes.
     one hand slips down in between your legs as they kiss, rubbing gently at your sensitive bundle of nerves while shouto takes the initiative this time, running his now heated tongue over the seam of katsukiâs lips before licking into his mouth, but moans quietly when the usually angry, but now somewhat calm, blond begins sucking on the hot muscle, one hand coming up to almost cradle the back of shoutoâs head as he buries in fingers in his two-toned hair, pulling at it roughly.
     âyâknow icyhot, youâre really not that bad at this,â he tells him, which is the closest to doling out praise heâll ever get.Â
     shouto, however, takes this to heart as a soft smile pulls at his lips and suddenly he finds himself cupping katsukiâs face and knocking him onto the bed, clumsily clamoring on top of him, and your jaw genuinely drops at the scene in front of you. holy shit.
     âyeah?â shouto breathes from on top of katsuki, who was just as shocked as you were, if not moreso. what the fuck? how the fuck? what was he meant to do? he looks over to you for an idea of where to go with this, and his eyes widen when he sees you touching yourself to the sight of them. âŚalright, he supposes he can get behind this.
     looking back over to shouto, he replies: âsure, ..but iâm better,â and easily manages to flip the pair so that he was on top instead.
     ânnghââ you moan as softly, your free hand coming to grope one of your tits, pinching and tweaking with your already erect nipples. you donât know if you can handle another orgasm, but the sight of the pair in front of each other is simply too hot to not jerk to.
     shouto, meanwhile, wraps his arms around katsukiâs neck as he pulls him in for a disgustingly sloppy and heated kiss, lips parting by themselves as he cranes his neck upwards. similarly, he moans as well, tongue already seeking out katsukiâs while you fondle yourself and slowly work yourself up to one final orgasm.
     nipping at his lower lip the same way heâd done to shouto earlier, katsuki retaliates by pulling away from the kiss to bite at his neck â even going as far as to suck against a few particular spots, leaving hickeys to bloom in the place of his mouth. for a moment, the idea of jerking shouto off crosses his mind, but that would be going too far for bakugou.Â
     you, however, encourage this behavior, telling them to put on a show for you as you try not to cringe at the feeling of shoutoâs cum drying on your bare back.
     so, itâs shouto who finds himself reaching for katsukiâs dick without a second thought, and he heats up his hand a bit to tease the poor blond (there is nothing poor about that manâŚ), causing him to hiss in a mix of surprise and pleasure.Â
     âshitâyouâd think you would ask someone before just grabbing their dick,â he grunts out, making shouto chuckle a bit at his words.
     âsorry,â he says simply, thumb running over the leaky slit of his mushroom-headed tip, and he really, really wishes he could suck him offâŚâŚ christ. maybe⌠maybe he should ask? you were the one who told them to put on a show after all..!
     shouto ultimately decides against it, though, too embarrassed to do so, and instead settles for jerking katsuki off slowly and with intent.Â
     ânnghââ bakugou nearly whimpersânot that heâd ever actually do something like that, obviouslyâand he pulls at shoutoâs hair, dick still sensitive from the way youâd sucked him off so good a few moments prior.
     it doesnât take too long before katsuki finds himself cumming sooner than heâd like to admit, biting down on shoutoâs neck in order to cope with the stimulation from his former classmate and fellow pro-hero.Â
    you, too, find yourself cumming rather quickly, back arching off the mattress as shouto slows his pace to a halt, pulling his hand away and licking katsukiâs cum off it while making full eye contact with himâsomething that, shamefully, turned both you and the blond on.Â
     you two would have to have a very serious discussion after this about how to move on from here, but for now, the two men turn their focus back to you, finally worn out for the night. katsuki easily shifts to lay next to you, wrapping his strong arms around your waist as shouto moves to get off the bed and go back to his guest room where heâd lay awake for the rest of the nightâuntil he hears you call out for him softly, inviting him to sleep in your bed for the night; something katsuki doesnât protest against, too tired to do soâand even if he did, his heart wouldnât be in it. unfortunately, he very much enjoyed his time with the two of you tonight, and might seriously have to entertain your future request of letting shouto join your relationship.
     in the meantime, however, shouto abides and comes to lay on the other side of you, flushed and sweaty body pressing against your back as your chest smushes against katsukiâs significantly warmer one, and youâre quickly lulled to sleep by the sound of his heartbeat and shoutoâs steady breathing.
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Theodore Nott x Fem Reader Insert
+ SUMMARY - *Requested, based on this* Pansy finds out that a group of Gryffindor girls has had a lot to say about you and your relationship with Theodore Nott. They think you wonât do anything about it, but you prove them wrong.
+ WARNINGS - Fighting, depictions of a fight, punching someone in the face, bloody nose, wound descriptions - very brief, language, gossiping, fem reader, not proofread (lmk if I missed any)
+ MUSIC (listened to while writing) -
IDGAF - Yeat
(Sorry I used Lavender as the 'mean girl,' she's just who I chose! I'm sorry if you like her :'))
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The Great Hall echoed with hundreds of voices, each one rattling the glasses on the table. You caught yourself zoning out, staring in the general direction of the Gryffindor table. You blinked and shook your head slightly, knocking yourself out of your miniature daze.Â
As you came back to yourself, you noticed a group of Gryffindor girls with judgemental expressions printed on their faces. You realized they seemed to be looking right at you. You glanced around, trying to see if there was anyone else around you who might be warranting such a reaction from them. There was no one.Â
You waved gentlyâyour eyebrows furrowed confusedly together. Once you did so, one of the girls sitting the closest to you rolled her eyes and turned back to her group of friends. Her long dark hair caught the reflection of the sun and flashed as she turned. You were taken aback at her behavior. There was always the possibility that she and her friends hadnât been looking at you, but it seemed unlikely.Â
A sigh left you as you turned back to your group of friends
âDid any of you guys see that?â you asked. Pansy, Enzo, Mattheo, and your boyfriend, Theo, stopped their chatter and looked over at you.
âSee what, baby?â Theo asked.
âThose girls over there at Gryffindorâthey just glared at me like crazy,â you said.Â
âThose girls at the edge of the table?â Pansy asked, pointing.
âYes, do you know them?â
âNot really, but theyâre just plain drama,â she explained. âGetting involved with them practically ensures youâll be dragged into something by the end of the week.â
âWhy do you think they were looking at me?â you asked.
âI have no idea,â Theo interjected. âBut if theyâre âdrama,â theyâre likely going to try and involve anyone, no matter if theyâre as sweet as you.â He flashed you a charming smile. You rolled your eyes in response, giggling a bit with Pansy.Â
âDo you have any plans for after dinner?â Enzo piped up, leaning into the table a bit.
âNot really,â you said. âI think Pansy and I are gonna have a bit of a girlâs night, though!â
She smiled widely and agreed. The two of you tried to get together and chat and paint each otherâs nails every once in a whileâjust to keep each other up to date. She was your best friend after allâwell, one of them.
âYeah, and none of you are invited. Itâs girlâs time only.â
The three boys sitting in front of the two of you rolled their eyes simultaneously. You both laughed in response.Â
When your group of friends had completed your meals, you all agreed to head your separate ways with you and Pansy headed back to your dormitory and the boys headed to Hogsmeade for a Butterbeer.Â
The two of you made your way out of the Great Hall and began to head down to the Slytherin common room.Â
Pansy pushed her short hair behind her ears as she turned to you. âActually, I think I did see those girls staring at you earlier.â
âYou did?â you asked. She nodded and began to fidget with the straps of her backpack.Â
âYeah, when they came in. Iâve kind of been keeping an eye on them.â
âWhat do you mean?âÂ
âI, ermâŚâ she trails off, turning her head towards the floor.
âWhat? What is it?â you asked, coming to a stop in the middle of the empty hallway. She paused as well, staring at you with a bit of concern in her eyes, almost like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar. âPansy Parkinson, you tell me whatââ
âAlright!â she exclaimed. She blew air through her lips, sending a few strands of her bangs flying into the air. âSo, the one girl in GryffindorâŚthatâs Lavender BrownâŚâ
âOkayâŚâ you asked, pressing her on.Â
âLavender Brown has an enormous crush on Theo,â she said, pressing her lips together awkwardly.Â
âTheo who? My Theo?â you asked. She paused for a moment and then gave a brief nod. You considered laughing. Why on earth would you be threatened by some random Gryffindor girl who had a crush on your boyfriend? Number one, of course, they did. He was Theodore freaking Nott. Number two, he was your boyfriend. He was taken, and he was loyal. You werenât concerned with the possibility of Theo cheating on you at all. He was a spooky Slytherin boy from an old money family. And if there was one thing that spooky Slytherin boys from old money families valued more than being the best, it was loyalty. Theo would not cheat.
âHa, I get her,â you snorted. âI have a crush on him, too.â Pansy stared at you blankly. She said nothing for a moment, then smiled nervously. You could tell something was very off.Â
âLook, all Iâm saying is Lavender Brown has a bit of a track record around Hogwarts,â she shrugged. Your eyebrow quirked. âA track record ofâŚhome-wrecking, if you will.â
âPlease, Iâm not going to let some desperate Gryffindor bitch take my man from me,â you said, rolling your eyes. âHow pathetic.â
The two of you began walking again, headed down to the dungeons.Â
If Lavender Brown thought she could give you the slip, she had another thing coming. You didnât care what people thought of you or how they viewed you as âTheoâs girlfriend.â But one thing was for certain, you werenât about to get fucking played.Â
The two of you rounded the corner and jogged down the steps. The Slytherin common room entrance stood before you, awaiting the password. Pansy and you tittered on about the little quirks of Lavender and her friends. However mean that was, you didnât care. If she could glare at you and act like you knew her at all for absolutely no reason, you could talk shit about her with your best friend. It was girl code. Basically.Â
Pansy spoke the password, and the two of you walked through the entrance, arms looped in each otherâs. If there were one person in the whole world youâd share your entire life story (secrets included) with, itâd be Pansy. She knew you better than anyoneâexcept maybe Theo.Â
Pansy slid her robe off of her shoulders and set it on the back of the lush green sofa set before the fireplace. It was already lit and crackling comfortably as you took your seat next to her. You loosened your tie and set your feet up on the small table before you.Â
âSo, out of curiosity, when you say âhomewrecker,â what exactly do you mean?â you asked, crossing your arms.
âWell, do you remember Alaina and Joseph from fourth year?â
âYeah, they were together forever.â
âExactly,â Pansy said. âUntil Lavender got involved.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âWhat I heard was Lavender developed a crush on Joseph and started flirting with him,â she started. âWell, on the realization that he couldnât be worked away from Alaina, Lavender decided to take matters into her own hands. She started spreading a rumor about Alaina.â
âYou donât mean the Alaina cheating thing was spread by Lavender?â you gasped, pressing a hand over your mouth.
âYes, I do mean that. Because sheâs the one that started it.â
âI always had a bad feeling about that,â you sighed. âAlaina definitely didnât seem like the type to cheat.â
âYeah, but Joseph still broke up with her. He definitely believed the rumors. But when Lavender went to pursue him, he wasnât interested in a relationship.â
When Pansy was done with her story, she sighed and glanced over at you. Your lips were slightly parted in shock as everything came to a climax. You couldnât believe that someone would actually do that to a person over some dumb crush. When it was obvious that Joseph didnât reciprocate Lavenderâs feelings, why didnât she just back down? But most importantly, would she try to do that to you and Theo?
âAh shit, do you think sheâs going to try and do that to me?â you ask, nervously nibbling on your bottom lip. Pansy shrugged. That was all the answers you needed.
âFucking bitch!â you shouted, abruptly getting to your feet. âI canât believe she would try that with me. How fucking embarrassing. Nobodyâs interested in you, so you waltz around, screwing up other peopleâs relationships for a few minutesâ attention from a boy. Ew. Sheâs disgusting.â
âYeah, I know,â Pansy agreed. âAnd nobody ever does anything. Alaina got kicked out of her own relationship. I donât want to see that happen to my best friend.â
âAw, Pans,â you sighed, smiling a bit. âI love you.â
âI love you too,â she said, returning your smile. She opened her arms wide, and you fell comfortably into them, wrapping yours tightly around her waist.Â
âI still canât believe her,â you said. âThatâs like a bad movie plot. Sheâs actually pathetic.â
âI know!â
The two of you continued to chat until the sun outside had set far below the horizon. Students had walked past the two of you, back and forth, for the majority of the evening. But when the traffic had finally stopped, the two of you realized that it was probably getting really late.Â
With a few stretches and yawns, the two of you followed the other up the stairs to the girlsâ dormitories and slipped into your beds. After the evening youâd had so far and the shit youâd talked, you were exhausted and ready for bed.Â
You collapsed against your pillow and crossed your hands over your stomach. The green canopy over your head shimmered beneath the moonlight.
Despite how tired you were, you kept going back to what Pansy had said. That Lavender had lied and spread rumors about Alaina, that sheâd ruined her relationship and might try to do it to yours. The thought of Theo thinking you had cheated on him and hooking up with Lavender later made you sick. You had to roll over to avoid the thought. Surely, heâd know better, right? You werenât sure. How would you react if someone had told you that Theo had cheated on you? You groaned and pressed one of your pillows over your face.Â
Everything within you was saying to quiet the nerves in your head as quickly as you could and to fall asleep. These sorts of thoughts were doing nothing but making you panic. Imagining Theo with another girl made you panic. You couldnât stand the thought of it. Especially if it was Lavender Brownâcertified homewrecker. You didnât think youâd make it.Â
As the thoughts of anxiety and jealousy swirled through your head, you found yourself drifting further and further off. The light of the moon was becoming dimmer by the second as you lay there. It wouldnât be much longer until you were out like a light. You figured it was going to be a rather peaceful sleep despite your current worries.Â
Your eyes shut, and you were asleep.
x x xÂ
The next morning, your eyes opened just before your alarm. Besides the fact that that never happened, you had a strange feeling in your gut, like something was different today. You didnât know what exactly, but it made you nervous. You made a mental note to ask Theo if everything was okay as soon as you got downstairs for breakfast.Â
You tossed a robe around your pajamas, not bothering to switch into your school uniform yet. There was still around an hour before classes started, and you figured youâd have plenty of time to change. In fact, you thought, you might just run down and grab a quick nibble of something to eat. Youâd talk to Theo as soon as you could.Â
The stone floors were cold as you slid your feet into a pair of woolen socks, then a pair of personal boots. As small as your dorm room was, youâd imagine that the firepit in the center of the room would do more for the temperature. But, you always found yourself freezing in the mornings as you were preparing for first period. Maybe it was just youâ
âGood morning, friend,â Pansy said lowly, her voice still raspy from sleep. She jogged over to you from her bed on the opposite side of the room.
âGood morning,â you returned. âWanna grab some breakfast?â
âSounds good to me,â she yawned, looping her arm through yours. You found that she was always the one who initiated that small show of affection, but it felt good. The fact that you had a female friend who genuinely cared for you made your heart light up. With all of the worry over those girls last night, it made you realize how truly grateful you were a friend not involved in drama. At the thought, you flashed her a smile, to which she returned with a goofy expression.Â
The two of you giggled a bit as you turned the corner and climbed the main staircase, headed directly for the Great Hall. You could practically smell all of the food from here. On second thought, maybe you would stay for a full meal. If there was one thing you truly loved about Hogwartsâbesides the obviousâit was the food.Â
As the two of you made the final walk down the grand hall, you noticed something. Perhaps it was all in your head or had something to do with the odd feeling you had when you woke up, but you felt like everyone was staring at you. It felt like every face you glanced at already had eyes directed at you. You broke the contact awkwardly each time, trying to ignore the strange attention. Whatever was going on, you really were not a fan.Â
âPansy, is everyone staring at us?â you whispered, nudging her side with your elbow. She glanced around.
âIt kind of seems like it, doesnât it?â she said. âHold on.â
She pulled away from you suddenly, leaving you to stop in the middle of the hallway. She approached a small group of girls gathered in the corner just before the Great Hall. You watched from where you were standing, trying to overhear what she was saying. She tapped one of the girlsâ shoulders and began conversing with them.Â
You thought you recognized a few of themâsome Slytherin girls from your Potions class.Â
After a few moments of you loitering awkwardly in the middle of the hallway, Pansy finally jogged back over. Her face was flushed, and her eyebrows were drawn tightly together. She looked as if she was deep in thought.
âPans, what is it?â you asked, grabbing her arm.Â
âThat bitch from yesterdayâŚâ she trailed off. Lavender Brown?
âWhat about her?â you asked.Â
âIt seems like she has a bit of an issue keeping her mouth shut.â She pointed toward the wide-open doors to the Great Hall. You glanced over at the huge room. Your stomach sank a bit at the feeling of being involved in drama. Sure, you and Pansy chatted about drama around the school all the time, but you didnât want to be involved in it. Was that bad? You didnât know. A sigh left you.
You clenched your fists, feeling pops ripple through the knuckles. You were going to handle whatever was going on right now. There were thousands of things way more important than some stupid girl trying to disrupt your life. And, the worst of it was, she hardly knew you. What was her fucking problem? The thoughts ramped up your anger, but you pushed it down. You were just going to talk to her.Â
You walked through the doors of the Great Hall and quickly surveyed the room. Still, it felt as though everyone was staring at you. You tried to ignore it as you spotted Lavender and her group of friends. They stood around the Gryffindor table, with her sitting on the edge of it with one leg crossed over the other. She appeared to be telling them each something, but how she sat up straight and glanced around so often gave you a bad feeling. You swallowed thickly and calmly walked over to her.Â
As you came within a few feet of her, her friends began to notice and alerted her to your presence. Her eyes found yours, and she immediately shut up.Â
âHey, Lavender,â you said politely, forcing a smile. Each of her friends gave you a different type of glare.
âHey,â she said bluntly. Her expression was very hesitant.Â
âCan I talk to you?â you asked. She said nothing. âAlone?â
âAnything you need to say to me, you can say around my girls,â she said, a bit of an attitude shining through. She pursed her lips.
âOkay, well, what I have to say is for you, not your âgirls,ââ you mocked. Her eyebrow quirked. With every word that left your mouth, her friends reacted in some way. It seemed they were only egging her on.Â
âI think Iâll stay right here,â she said. You refrained from rolling your eyes.
âAlright, well, have it your way. Iâve just heard a bit of a rumor flying around. A few people have told me that youâre saying someâŚrude things about me, and I wanted to ask why. I mean, I donât even know you.â You chuckled slightly. A few of her friends rolled their eyes.
âIâm not concerned about that,â she said. âIâm concerned about something else.â
âThen why are you saying things about me?â you asked. She sighed and got to her feet, closing the distance between the two of you a bit. You took a small step back. The last thing you wanted was for her to be right in your face. Her friends gathered behind her a bit.Â
âUm, because I can do what I want,â she said, crossing her arms. âFree country, right?âÂ
âSureâŚbut I really would like you to stop,â you explained. âItâs upsetting me and my friends.â
âI donât really give a fuck,â she said. Her friends laughed a bit at your shocked expression. You were struggling to wrap your head around why she would have a reason to talk about you if youâd never even had a conversation with the girl.Â
âLast time Iâm going to ask, or Iâm going to the Headmasterâs, Lavender,â you threatened.
âDo what you wantâIâm not fucking scared of you,â she challenged, crossing her arms. âItâs not like youâre actually going to do anything.â Your fists clenched.Â
âLavender, Iâm asking you nicely. Stop talking about me, or Iâll make it a problem.â
âOoh,â she teased, her friends tittering along. âWhat are you going to do? Are you going to run to the Headmasterâs just like you always do? âOh, Professor Dumbledore, please help! There are students who are being mean to meââ
âShut up, Lavender,â Pansy said, appearing behind you. âYouâre fucking pathetic.âÂ
A shock of pride flew through your chest at the bit of backup Pansy provided. You were feeling a bit outnumbered with Lavenderâs posse.Â
âWas I talking to you, bitch?âÂ
âHey! Donât fucking call her that!â you said, your voice raising a bit.
âAw, I donât think Iâve ever even heard you say a bad word,â Lavender mocked you. âYou know, considering you are such an insufferable loser. Theo must be so fucking embarrassed of you.â
âWhat the hell did you just say?âÂ
âI said, your boyfriendââ she took another step closer to you; you were practically chest to chestââis embarrassed of you, little girl. Maybe he should try a woman on for size.â She laid a rough poke to your chest. Your arms rippled at the feeling.
âDonât fucking touch me.â
âWhat, like this?â she poked you again, her false nails digging into your flesh. Before she could drop her hand away from you again, youâd turned and swung a violent punch at her.
Her friends screamed loudly as she crumpled to the ground, her hands pressed to her face. She shrieked at the top of her lungs, quieting everyone in the Great Hall. Per usual student behavior, groups of the Hallâs occupants raced over to try and get a glimpse at you beating the shit out of Lavender Brown.
Her friends fell away from her quickly as you dropped down on top of her, thighs straddling her chest, and wailed on her. So much for them standing by her. Punch after punch landed on her dumb fucking face. You were at the point now where the pain in your fists was hardly detectable anymore.
Jeers of encouragement erupted around you as fellow students circled the two of youâPansy had been pushed back in the midst of the commotion. As you glanced around for your friend, the girl below you managed to shove her fist upward and land a lucky strike right to your nose. Your head snapped back at the motion, your hands coming up to cover the blood that spurted from each nostril.Â
You tasted metal and sweat as you leaned back down and continued your assault on her face.Â
âNot so confident now, huh, bitch?â you shouted in her face, laying a swift slap across her cheek.Â
Suddenly, you felt rough hands beneath your armpits as you were yanked backward. Despite the resistance, you fought against the unknown person, trying to get back at Lavender.
âYeah, you fucking cunt, you wanna fuck with me?â you yelled, thrashing against the person behind you. âWanna try it again? How about any of your fucking friends?â
âHey, stop, stop!â Theo grabbed your wailing fists, forcing you to look directly into his eyes. He yanked you away from the crowd just as a few professors began to arrive. Enzo and Mattheo were hung back along the Ravenclaw table, waiting for their friend. Amused expressions were pulled across their faces. Â
âMerlin!â Enzo shouted, a smile printed on his lips. âThat was bloody brilliant.â You refrained from laughing.
âFuck, baby, I must be rubbing off on you,â Theo chucked. âYouâre fighting just like your boyfriend.â A swell of pride flowed through you. He selected one of the fabric napkins from the table behind him and began pressing it beneath your nose.Â
âWhatever,â you said, hiding a smile. âIâm just tired of people walking all over me because they think I wonât do anything about it. And I didnât touch that bitch until she mentioned you and touched me.â
âYou donât have to defend yourself to me,â Theo laughed. âBut I donât think you have to worry about anyone messing with you anymore.âÂ
The three boys before you smirked darkly at his words.Â
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