#idec if it’s corny

[areafiftydun]

okay but who does found family better than 911?? WHO?!

[sayitwityachest]

i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up

[sirfetchd]

i barely talk about helly but she’s literally the most important person is mal’s life. she took him from the inn without hesitation. she doesn’t regret it for a second. he is aggressive and rude but he is safe. she goes hungry so that he can eat. she buys him clothes instead of paying off debts. he has never had someone care about him this much before. he feels guilty.

“i don’t care if you’re a burden,” she says, “i’ll love you anyway.”

and she does.

[hearts4hughes]

LOOKING AT THE STARS, ADMIRING FROM AFAR | JACK HUGHES

jack hughes x fem!reader

summary: did you ever look up at the stars and think of him? did he ever look up at the stars and think of you?

note: i actually love this so much. idec that it’s rushed towards the end because this is a writing i’m so proud of! hopefully you can enjoy it as much as i do!!

the night sky stretched out above you, an endless blanket of twinkling lights and cool-toned colors. you pointed up to the sky, tracing the constellations.

“what are you pointing at?” the brunette next to you inquired. jack was so close to you that you could feel warmth radiating off of him. you turned your head, dropping your hand to your chest.

“the stars and constellations.” you smiled and he blushed. he wished he could’ve related to you, or even tried to understand what you were showing him as you described the different patterns of stars and what each one was. but he couldn’t, so he just nodded and listened.

you had first met him at an outdoor skating rink on a chilly winter morning. you’d been attempting to learn how to skate when you collided into the tall boy, knocking both of you on your butt. your cheeks flushed as you apologized, only now noticing how cute he was.

the way he laughed at your corny joke, his eyes twinkling with warmth, had left a heart-shaped mark on your brain. it was as if the stars themselves had aligned to bring you two together. he was the sun, and you were the moon, destined to orbit around him.

as days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, your friendship deepened. you shared secrets, dreams, and laughter, but your heart ached with the knowledge that your feelings for him were anything but platonic. you found yourself falling in love with him as time went on, a type of love that was written in the stars.

“huh, i never knew that.” jack said, subconsciously scooting his body closer to you— if that was even possible. your face flushed such a deep shade of maroon that you were happy for the nighttime darkness.

if only he knew what he was doing to you.

you giggled, “yeah, because every time i show them to you, you forget a second later.”

he sat up, turning his body to face you as his legs sat crisscrossed. his brows were furrowed and his mouth was open in an offended way. “i do not!” he retorted in a playful manner.

“ok, then what is that constellation called?” you asked, quirking a brow. your finger pointed straight to virgo (which you had just shown him minutes before). he looked up at the sky, eyes squinted and head tilted.

“uh, well, that’s obviously the big flipper.” his answer sounded more like a question. you let out a huge snort, throwing your hand over your mouth to conceal your laughter. “what are you laughing at missy?” his eyes twinkled with mischief under the moonlit night. before you could open your mouth to answer, jack’s hands were attached to your sides, his fingers tickling the sensitive area.

your abdomen tightens as his fingers continue to brush across the bare skin on your stomach. through hiccuped breaths and laughs, you yelled out, “stop- it!” your hand came up to slap him away, but his own caught it, pinning it above your head and moving himself on top of you. your laughs halted, becoming a silent echo in the darkness of the summer night.

silence consumed the two of you. you memorized the way the moonlight complemented his blue eyes and how his plump lips were parted, breathing out heavily. his eyes flickered between your lips and your eyes, your irises mirroring his. ever so slightly, jack leaned closer, his lips inching towards yours.

yes!

but just as he was closing the space between the two of you, the porch door swung open. the hockey player jolted back off of your body, sloppily positioning himself besides you.

“jack,” trevor called out, brows furrowing as he scanned the current scene. the heavy breaths, jack’s messy hair, and your pink cheeks, everything led to one conclusion. “were you both just making out?”

“no!” you and jack yelled in unison, heads whipping to look at each other. he wore confusion on his face, wondering why you were so desperate to dismiss that idea.

“jeez, calm down, love birds.” trevor chuckled, but you and jack only deadpanned him.

“did you need something, trevor?” your tone was sharp— almost sharp enough to slice through the tension hanging in the air.

“yes, i did.” he smirks as a feeling of satisfaction washes over him. you squint your eyes, now glaring at the taller boy. “jack and i have some unfinished business, and that business is nhl 23.” jack hears him but doesn’t dare to move away from you. “oh, unless you’d rather finish your makeout session?”

trevor's teasing remark lingers in the air, a subtle reminder of the stolen moment that almost was. you shoot him a withering look, and jack, still situated next to you, shifts uncomfortably, his cheeks tinted with a shade deeper than the summer night.

"we weren’t making out," you retort, the words tumbling out in defense, but the residual tension from the interrupted closeness between you and jack is tangible.

trevor, unfazed by your sharp response, grins mischievously. "sure, sure. well, we'll see about that." he gestures for jack to join him, a sly twinkle in his eye. "the game awaits, hughes."

jack glances at you apologetically before reluctantly detaching himself from your side. as he follows trevor inside, he shoots you a reassuring smile, silently promising to return.

left alone on the porch, you take a deep breath, the cool night air soothing the heat that still lingers on your cheeks. with a wistful smile, you lean back, gazing up at the stars that witnessed the almost-kiss. the night sky, a canvas of twinkling constellations, seems to hold its breath, similar to you.

what has jack hughes done to you?

—

the boat gently rocks as you dock it, and you cast a sidelong glance at jack, his silhouette bathed in moonlight. a mischievous smile plays on your lips as you break the hushed atmosphere.

"you know," you begin, your voice low and playful, "there's something about being out here under the stars that makes me want to confess all my secrets."

jack turns to you, a glint of curiosity in his eyes. "oh, really? any secrets you want to share?"

you meet his gaze, and a flirtatious smirk graces your lips. "maybe. but only if you promise not to tell anyone."

his fingers tighten around yours, the connection between you growing more pronounced. "i'm good at keeping secrets."

your laughter echoes across the lake, blending with the soft lapping of the water against the boat. "well, mr. hughes, i might just hold you to that."

the air thickens with anticipation as you lean in, the magnetic pull between you undeniable. jack's eyes flicker between your lips and your eyes, a silent invitation hanging in the air.

"jack, i," you continue, but as your gaze meets his own, insecurity washes over you. "i’m," you continue, but as your gaze meets his own, insecurity washes over you. "i’m, i’m tired.”

a playful glint lights up jack's eyes, and he inches closer. "that’s your big secret?” he questioned, his thumb running circles over your knuckles.

you meet his gaze, the moonlight casting a subtle glow on your features. "perhaps," you reply, your words a delicate dance on the edge of something more.

his smile softens imperceptibly, a subtle dance visible only to someone as attuned as you. you've always been tuned into the nuances of jack's demeanor, studying him like one of your textbooks.

"well," he confesses, "i've got a secret too. i'm tired, just like you!" his words evoke a genuine laugh from you. your head nestles naturally against his strong shoulder, a perfect alignment that defies the need for words. it's a silent understanding, a connection that words can only attempt to describe.

in response, he wraps you in the security of his embrace. time seems to stretch into a suspended moment, where seconds meander into minutes and minutes unfold. together, you find comfort in the quiet, creating a safe space within the gentle presence of one another.

breaking the cherished silence, he whispers tenderly, "let's head home, sleepy."

—

“i’m moving to california.” you announced, your voice firm, but laced with a hint of vulnerability. the words hang in the air, a heavy truth neither of you expected.

jack's eyes widened in surprise, the shock registering like a sudden storm on a calm sea. "california? why?" his voice, normally steady, betrayed a hint of concern.

"change of scenery? need to get away?" jack's laughter, tinged with sarcasm, sliced through the air like a bitter wind. "from what? michigan or from me?"

your confession hung in the silence, a whispered secret. "i don't know," you confessed. the room, once filled with easy banter, now felt like any other room, except for the echoes of a shared history that couldn’t be shrugged away.

neither of you responded. silence filled the once joyful room. tears silently slipping from each other’s eyes. as jack choked out sobs, you ran to him, wrapping your arms around him like he had done to you that night on the boat. you both began to break down, falling to your knees and entangling your limbs together. every cry was another crack in your heart. your once icy demeanor melted away like snow in his arms.

the night before you left, you both sat on the rooftop, looking at the stars, your fingers intertwined with hers. the air was heavy with unsaid goodbyes, and the tears you had been holding back threatened to spill.

“promise me you’ll keep looking at the stars,” you whispered, your voice quivering. “promise me you won’t forget.”

he nodded, unable to speak as the lump in his throat grew. the stars above seemed to shimmer with a poignant beauty, as if they too were saying their farewells.

the next morning, he watched you drive away, a bittersweet smile on his face. the love you shared was a constant, a guiding star in your life, even though you were now separated by miles and cities.

—

3 years later

the night sky stretched out above jack, an endless blanket of twinkling lights and cool-toned colors. he sat on the same lawn where you both had once traced constellations, where laughter and shared secrets had woven a tapestry of memories.

his gaze was fixed on the stars, his mind wandering through the vast expanse of the universe, seeking a connection he had lost. he often found himself lost in the night, wondering where you were and if you, too, were looking at the same sky.

california felt like a world away, a distance measured not just in miles but in the ache of a heart missing its counterpart. jack couldn't escape the feeling that a part of him remained suspended in the constellation of shared moments, lost in the void between stars.

the sound of crickets and the gentle rustle of leaves provided a haunting soundtrack to his contemplation. he thought of the promises made under the night sky, vows to keep looking up, to remember. but as time passed, the stars became witnesses to his silent longing.

no matter how many new constellations he discovered or how many cities he traveled to, the celestial map of his heart always led back to that rooftop and the warmth of your fingers entwined with his.

years passed, and jack never truly moved on. he found success in his career, experienced victories on the ice, but the emptiness lingered beneath the surface. the stars were a constant reminder of the love written in their cosmic arrangement—a love that remained etched in his heart.

he often wondered if you ever looked at the stars and thought of him. the pain of not knowing, of living with the unresolved, cast a shadow over the brilliance of his achievements. the promise to keep looking at the stars became a silent pact with an absent partner, a promise he intended to keep even if it meant holding onto a ghost of what once was.

if only you knew what you did to him.

[imsogayyippee]

Opinions on

Alex making fun of Tim during the college era and Tim snapping back at him more gently than if someone else made the same joke?

Eg

Alex resting his arm in Tim's head even though it's not exactly comfortable, and Tim just responds by shoving his arm off.

Anyone else doing it gets a quick 'knock it off he doesn't like that's from Alex.

Opinions? My brain goes crazy over these two I promise.

OHHH yeah im afraid you cooked with this one

This is so real QHDHWJDBWNFBW they had so much corny high school crush behavior to me idec. Like yes they will not get as bothered by the other making a joke/making fun of them like this but ONLY with each other. if someone else does this they WILL get annoyed, but when it's between them it's fine. Neither of them noticed they liked the other btw

[bobmckenzie]

ok i've reached new levels of corny by making this necklace to match bob's hat. BUT IDEC IT'S MAKING ME SO HAPPYYYY like ermmm how cute would that be if he gave it to me so we matched...🧍‍♀️AAUGSGHSGH. new lore unlocked.

[bewby]

it's like so weird. idk. just cause you called a neurodivergent person corny for exhibiting corny behavior thar doesn't mean it was ableist... it's absolutely not the same as a person making fun of someone for showing idk autistic traits or making fun of someone for their adhd. if someone called me corny it would just be strange as fuck to immediately call them ableist for it just cause i'm neurodivergent..... whatever idec rhat much and if anyone disagrees lmk i'd love to hear. i just don't think people call chan corny for those reasons? lol

[icouldhavebeenfree]

so fucking corny when movies and tv try to make a whole dramatic scene from a conversation taking place over text. idec if it's part of the plot that it happened over text i should not be watching an iphone screen for 5 minutes straight that is not cinema. figure out another way to do it girl

[livvyofthelake]

coach and his beautiful wife connie britton are literallyyyyyy couple goals. idec that that phrase is corny, it’s literally true!

[lavenderbyun]

everyone’s all like hating on BotWG, but like, all i see is angsty romance and mutual pining so like i really enjoy it lmao

[hanmine]

😭 (have you ever made yourself cry writing a fic) and 🙅‍♀️ (what is one trope you refuse to ever write) and 😜 (describe a current WIP without using character names) lskdfjlsdjf u don't have to do all of them if u don't want to love u bye

😭 - yes when i wrote both my divorce angsts bc idk that just hit hard like i didnt wanna divorce them damn sobsobsob

🙅‍♀️- terminal illness/hospital au/deaths from illness. cant. cannot handle it. will not handle it. refuse to read write or discuss it. genuinely cannot explain how much i cant stomach it idec how weak that makes me sound it is simply not my cup of tea and ik if i read one of those it'll actually drain the life out of me for quite some time

😜- said character is in love with u but ur in love with someone else and its a childhood friends to lovers fic and its corny but its u telling them throughout the years how much u love this other person and he sits thru it all heartbroken for years and then turns out ur love is unrequited so ur like "you're lucky u don't have to feel this pain" and he's like oh trust me i do and then you're like wym and he confesses and then slowly you guys get together after a while apart

[blackgirlsvevo]

ok not to be corny but I deadass couldn’t be more thankful for little mix like I was having a really bad morning bc some guy I had a thing with suddenly told me he wanted to be friends and I felt so used and I couldn’t stop myself from blaming myself and wondering why I couldn’t be good enough but seeing all the strip stuff that little mix is coming out with is perfect timing because I’m so excited and I feel so happy and confident with myself now like idec !! we didn’t end up a thing and it’s ok and I’m happy with myself and who I am as best as I can be and I’m still so happy and excited for LM5 and I already know that they have an album that is just gonna make me so damn happy and confident and I’m so glad for that:D

[daehwibby]

soft bias tag

tagged by @blankunits !! my uwus are coming out run

1. who is your bias? ughh daehwi and jaemin but idk which one to do so i’ll just do daehwi bc he’s the first loml

2. what made you notice them? weekly idol gg dance cover game he was just so adorable and just caught my eye well i mean he was dancing to all the song so

3. what’s your favorite thing about them? idec how cheesy this is but it’s his goddarn smile i absolutely love it,, it’s like sunshine is just radiating from him

4. who would initiate skinship more? him bc he just seems he is vvv clingy but i wouldn’t mind it one bit bc all i want is for him to hold me

5. who would hog blankets more? me bc i need warmth lol,, but i would probably end up clinging on to daehwi

6. who would be more clingy? daehwi obviously haha,, but again i wouldn’t mind it at all and would probably end up being just as clingy

7. who would say ‘i love you’ first? idk tbh,, i feel like we’re both kinda too shy to say something that holds such value, like even though we both know that we’re in love it would take some time for us to actually say it

8. who would be more easily flustered? me bc just thinking about daehwi gets me feeling so giddy and smiley and i am so whipped for him

9. what cuddling position would you two have? us two sprawled on the couch, arms loosely hanging around each other with my head resting just below his shoulder and our legs tangled with each other, with him occasionally playing with my hair

10. which color remind you of them and why? orange bc of my theme haha,, and also the first time i saw him he was wearing an orange shirt,, and the colour radiates warmth and comfort and sunsets

11. what season would you like to spend with them? summer bc even though i love winter, i can see daehwi and i in some park, laying on the grass and making daisy chains and flower crowns whilst taking cute selfies

12. who would bake cookies and who would steal the batter? i would be the one baking bc i know how to bake cookies hah and he’ll be the one stealing the batter, occasionally booping it on my nose

13. which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react? i would make bad puns lmao, and he’d just give me that judgey face ahah

14. who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats? him,, i mean do you remember his iconic “cuties!!” at the animals

15. which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue? me bc i’m really forgetful and clumsy,, and i can imagine daehwi running around flapping a kitchen towel

16. who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back? daehwi likes to lean over railings in shopping centres with a millions floors, and bc i am so scared of heights i would pull him back in fear he might fall

17. what would watching a horror film with them be like? the whole time we would both be underneath the blankets with it half covering our faces, quickly covering our heads whenever a scary scene came on and sometimes bumping or heads in the process

18. who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt? oooh idk,, maybe daehwi would be the cheesy one and i would be the smooth one haha,, i can just see him making me smile with some corny pick up line

19. who is more competitive? me without a doubt,, though daehwi would probably become quite competitive when i challenge him to a gg dance off or smth

20. who would have to be given constant reminders (reminders to eat, don’t forget your keys, etc.)? both of us,, i would constantly remind daehwi but would probably forgot myself sometimes, and he’d have to remind me as well

21. who sends memes and who sends cute “i miss you” texts at 3am? i send both and daehwi mostly sends the “i miss you” texts, making me fall for him even more as the words on the screen blur whilst my eyes slowly close into a peaceful sleep

i tag: @maemihoy @kwoojihyuk @hoe9for9kpop @albdajirk but only if y’all want to die from uwus

[fallen-leaves-483]

idec I love Transformers. It’s corny, the plot’s a mess, but it’s hilarious and robots and I had FUN and that’s what matters. <3 Seeing Valerian tomorrow as an early release.

[thiagosalcantaras]

2, 3, 7, 13, 14, 15, 23, 32, 49, 66, 69, 72, 79, 81, 86, 99. Is that a lot? Also Roma AND Juve 😱

Holy shit that is a lot, you left me speechless lmao but thank you so much!!!! ♥ and yes, roma AND juve. It’s a mess, I know, I’m dead inside anyway.

2. Three teams you don’t like.Int*r, Ch*lsea and B*rkirkara (a club in Malta)

3. A team you can’t tolerate and you do not even know whyLeverkusen? or Tottenham?? I mean I can tolerate them but I don’t really like them that much either. All the teams I hate though I have a reason why so that’s why I couldn’t mention any of them.

7. How old were you when you started seeing yourself as a fan of your club? You are still cool if it was just yesterday.

Ooohhhhh so the short answer is in 2014, therefore I was 13. The long answer is: I used to say I love Juve and Italy since I was like 3, just because I wanted to be like mum. I always followed Italy, there was just something about them I adored, but Juve… I liked them, but I didn’t really feel for them what I felt for Italy (this is sounding like a corny love story lmfaooo) anyway I barely even knew 5 of their players, I simply wasn’t that interested. Fast-forward a couple of years later, in 2013 dad and my brother went to Munich to watch Bayern vs Juve, and I wanted to go, but they didn’t take me cause like they thought I support Juve, but I actually wanted to go with them, in Bayern’s section. In 2014 I remember Bayern were playing Man Utd and I was just doing my homework until I went, “Mum, can I go to the Bayern supporters’ club with them?” and she was confused af but they let me go. I didn’t know all of the squad either, but at that moment something told me that I was gonna feel like I belong there. I did. Cheering for them felt the same way I felt for Italy. Nowadays I have to admit that I still like Juve, in fact more than I did as a child, but not even half as much as Bayern.

13. Five most underrated players in your opinionJavi Martinez, Luka Modric, Alessandro Florenzi damn my baby is good, Laurent Koscielny and Claudio Marchisio (he’s only ever mentioned for his looks on here and not really considered in awards and shit)

14. Five most overrated players in your opinionI feel like I’m gonna be hated sm for this lmao… but fernandotorresdavidluizwaynerooneygerardpiquecescfabregas *expecting anons in 3, 2, 1…*

15. Name 3 most despicable figures in football in your opinion (coaches, players, owners, companies, anyone…)Lmao Jose Mourinho, Diego Costa and Luis Suarez or Pepe I really cannot choose

23. Favorite Centre Backs today Hummels, Bonucci, Koscielny and Ramos

32. Best CBMy all-time best would be Fabio Cannavaro

49. Dirtiest player in the game today? What was the last dirty thing he did. Luis Suarez and idek man I lost count

66. A player you wish would leave your teamNo offence but like,,, Xabi Alonso lmao anyway he’ll leave soon but yeah his performances have been p poor since he came to Bayern, I do get that age is an issue so I’ll excuse him for it but we gotta make space for younger ones

69. The worst transfer decision your club made Uhhh I only remember recent ones so one of the recent ones was bringing in Rode, he was never good imo anyway but bayern tend to spend little money on transfers and give players a chance so that’s understandable

72. The most embarrassing moment as a fan Lmao the time we missed all 4 penalties against Dortmund, nowadays I laugh watching videos from it but god that was fucking embarrassing negl snkfjsdksjf

79. Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo no i don’t want to get into this snksjfk sorry

81. Real or BarçaThere was a time I preferred Barca but I think Real tbh, nothing personal @barca mutuals you’re rad and I don’t mind seeing Barca on my dash anyway

86. Five most physically attractive players in the game today I’m gonna be biased idec but Thiago, Gigi, Bonucci, Hummels and Xhaka. I mean I could have gone with the ones nearly everyone finds attractive like Bartra, Neymar, Rafinha, Durm, etc but although I do see why people like them, they’re not really my type so this is just my preferences

89. A player who just makes you smile with all the things he does off the pitch Gigi damn he’s actually an angel have you ever seen him off the pitch he’s so nice n pure n warm, i love him

[beckybloomwood-archived]

amanda: i’m going on a not-date with a guy that might be a suspect how do i get out of it?

lee: i thought you were into him and his corny one-liners *recites the one liners theatrically*

amanda: you’re so dramatic lmao

lee: you know what? idec - go out with him even tho he killed, like, a bunch of people

amanda: if you had said you didn’t want me to date him i would’ve said no tho?

lee: lmao lee stetson, exposing himself?? in your dreams, conceal don’t feel is the motto ... i don’t think about you as a romantic prospect at all, blergh

amanda: ok, so again, should i go out with him or not?

lee: idgaf, do whatevs

amanda: ok i’m a little offended i was just trying to hint that i’m into you but you know what i AM gonna go out with him #pettylife

lee: GREAT

amanda: GREAT