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[liminal-station]

@that-one-poison-trainer

TIME TO KILL GOD!! WHERE IS HE?! COWARD HE IS

You realize you’re only here because I let you in, right?

I hope you had fun playing the heroes in your little faerie-tale.

Now, it is time for you to face reality. MY reality.

Prince, annihilate them.

[astrumaur]

clubs (♣), diamonds (♦), hearts (♥) and spades (♠) dividers please?

Had a lot of fun doing these!

[dogboyklug]

watched my beloved @whisperingzeltus play poker night 2 today and was inspired by glados's feminism

[ljsarts]

Pov: You think you've just gotten away with an elaborate murder when someone yells behind you "Bullshit".

(inspiration taken from this gorgeous and ominous piece of columbo fanart )

Go watch Poker face i need three more seasons of it at least.

[seeminglydark]

I was just reading the lyrics of the song Die With a Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars and I think it's kinda fitting to John and Caro's teens years? I'm not sure if they listen this type of music (tho I feel like John could respect Lady Gaga as an artist), but the lyrics seemed so fitting for them!

I felt like they could be their thoughts about each other late at night, after a rough and very emotional day maybe? Kinda like in the post where Caro asks Jonny if he would run away with them?

Anyways, love your comics and I hope you have a great day (or whatever time is for you rn)! <3

I just finished listening and you are so right. I may have shed a tear or two, absolutely the right vibe for their angsty nights. (Also, would be teenage Caro’s type of music for sure and teenage John would be into it cuz Caro likes it AND because he definitely respects Gaga as an artist! He knows a bop when he hears one regardless of genre. And for others out there, I love song recommendations so much and my art is very integrated in music. I will actually listen to any genre or type of music, don’t feel shy about sending me recommendations!)

Thank you so much! Added to the play;it’s for sure <3 -RJ

[triglycercule]

mtt playing poker but why would they bet with money thats soooo boring boo boo boo no they bet with increasingly worse and concerning things and its fun for some reason

oh theyd LOVE that shit istg. luck and bluff and tells and lies??? god who knows your own lies and deceit better than another version of yourself??? and yet picking up the other two's tells is oh so very hard because theyre not the same anymore than when they were all sans and sometimes they dont even know themselves so how could they pick up on a mirrored version's? it works out a lot more than they think

killer would have no disregard for what he bets. he plays unpredictably and sneakily. probably faking some emotion here and there to get the hasty (horror) confused and concerned about what he could do and then it turns out killer had a fucking ass hand yet he won??? BULLSHIT horror cries out!!!! but dust just picks up the cards on the ground and deals them again and they play another round. sometimes killer purposely loses. why? he dont know its just to throw a wild card into dust and horror's predictions and mayhaps for the reactions

dust is a dirty player he is a fucking CHEATER‼️‼️‼️ phantom paps are his eyes that he uses to spy on killer and horror's hands. would he need to even try anymore at that point when he could easily win every round? well yes because that wouldn't be a fun game and dust wants to have as much fun as he can in this game of lies. he pretends he doesn't know what horror and killer's hands are. they both know. theyre both more than aware of dust's cheating. and that's why their betting starts going against him specifically and then dust has to figure out how to bet them higher while also trying not to fuck himself over

horror's main thing is just to not get fucked over. goddamnit why did he agree to this he's not as open to getting hurt than dust or killer are!!! (but you still agreed anyways?) so he thinks he's the only one to have a real reason to win (because horror no wanna get hurty hurty owww owww painpainpain ouch!!!) maybe he gets too cocky and ends up betting too high because dust or killer had been losing and he wanted to take a chance. maybe that high bet was actually what got him to win?? it's all a game of chance of course and horror'll only show what he thinks after the round's done. when the cards are dealt and the stakes are up he'll just analyze the hell out of the two (don't YOU hate being analyzed??) and tap his fingers on the table over and over

their way of betting would be like: the winner gets to do whatever the other two said as their bets to the betters. like if dust loses and horror wins and he said he could get sucker punched horror is sucker punching the FUCK out of him. but these three argue they fight and bicker and throw gibes and taunts!!! how would they ever agree on what bets are higher and which are lower ⁉️⁉️⁉️ to horror a bet of saying that he'd have to eat something could be like straight hell to him but killer and dust could just put the argument that it doesn't REALLY mean that much (they know it does to horror) and then force him to bet higher because cmon coward you can do better than that!!! dont you want to get some sort of revenge on us if you lose a previous round and win this one??? and other forms of logic like that 4 dust and killer

killer starts off with an absurdly high bet (because he would) like getting to mess with his soul or something. is he sure that dust and horror have losing hands? he doesn't know. and because killer has no form of limit for himself and that's already a high bar to set for dust and horror to reach (if they don't have good hands i think they'd probably want killer to bet lower. but would they tell him??) so damn it horror has to pull out some bullshit fucking bet like he'll allow himself to get hunted down by the two with every trap he's ever set on a human in horrortale (sooo much more psychological thinking and trickery going on without betting money and instead scenarios its SO FUN). and then could dust fold? does phantom paps say he should? it depends on the cards dust has (and what if he doesn't believe paps based on his own assumptions? (paranoid bitch)) and if he can't fold he has to match the bet or go higher and then he comes up with some bogus situation like ok i'll let you guys dress me up in my human's clothes and throw me in an au and have to do what they did (and OH GOD what about if they make a bet that the other 2 wouldn't actually want to do if they win??? if killer won that round with that as dust's bet would he want someone to reenact something similar to what his own human did and have to watch??????)

oops they just got another new set of scars from last week's poker night and another layer of trauma but why the hell are they sitting down at the table again??? idk man i'm just the dealer here trying not to get killed

[eversweetflowerpot]

lol. guys. i never want to be empty again.

[elliottnotyet]

You gotta know when to hold 'em. You gotta know when to fold 'em.

[Image ID: the first image is a drawing of a bullfrog being held. The second image is a photo of an origami frog balanced on a fingertip. End ID]

[incorrect-ask-ids-rp]

(They're playing a game)

Gumball: A tie?? That's just like kissing your brother!

Hiro: *hangs his head* my brother's dead.

Zami: Mine too...

Zim: I had a brother once, he got sucked into a black hole.

*silence*

Gumball: Awkward...

[liminal-station]

A head lies on the cold, metal floor.

The head of a man who claimed to be a god.

Standing above him are the very men he used to trust with his life.

And yet, a millennium later, it has come to this.

Bodies strewn across the court of a false palace.

A blood red sun rises to melt away the ice.

The king is dead. Long live the devil.

[astrumaur]

oh hey about your those cards dividers and the one that is "♥️♠️♦️♣️♥️♠️♦️♣️" can you do something that make the spade and clubs doesn't disappeared since I have dark themed blog? sorry if it's too much to ask

Made several variants, so one has white outline, other has red and last one just kinda changes black into dark gray. I have saved one with lighter gray but it kinda disappears on dark mode here, so I didn't include it. -💜

[milkweedman]

bringing two knitting projects and a spinning project to work today. just in case.

[bartendingkitty]

Anyone know a good casino app with gambling style games that DON'T have you bet real money but instead points or something, or if they let you use real money it's optional. I wanna play my casino games but don't wanna wind up broker than I already am lmao

[cutemeat]

Your tags about charlie poisoning dee and frank compel me to mention that everytime someone mentions “dennis is a serial killer” near me I want to respond with “It’s more likely quick to anger and prone to rash decision making and holding grudges Charlie with his in depth knowledge of the sewer sytems and off the grid living would be a more prolific serial killer.”

NO STOP I . LITERALLY NO JOKE THAT IS MY EXACT SAME THOUGHT PROCESS LMAOOOOO-

CHARLIE BEING A SERIAL KILLER IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH. Like its ALL these little things in canon- HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEWER SYSTEMS/LIVING OFF THE GRID YESSS, his comment about Jamie Nelson drowning being said with what seems like... fondness???, the "Bad Room", his writing The Nightman Cometh all as a scheme to try n pressure the Waitress into accepting his proposal by making a play that's like "see i had a bad childhood so u should just forgive me for everything! im not so bad after all!!", the fact that his job requires him to slip into a dissociative state in order to constantly mercilessly maim living creatures that he canonically resonates/identifies with, his ability to manipulate people with ease in general with his initial charm, the various parallels made between Charlie and characters like Patrick Bateman and Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill....,

like idc i think charlie as a serial killer would be Way more interesting... just think abt Charlie Catches a Leprechaun! he's a natural! and it's so hypnotizing watching the man work that u kinda GO ALONG WITH IT until the rest of the gang snaps us out of it,

also i do think Charlie Day is very smart writing-wise and he'd totally think up a character like this that is a subversion of that "harmless manchild" trope and turn it on its head by giving it a pretty grim ending... like . he's 100% smart enough and talented to pull smth like that off LOL

and i dont want ppl to take this as me trying to trash Charlie, cuz as I just said-- that is an extremely difficult kind of character to pull off!!!! Talk about a slow burn.... I am fuckin praising the man for his writing/performance of Charlie Kelly cuz he is so fucking convoluted and complex n im obsessed and a twist like this would just b the cherry on top

[uralwaysthecarcrash]

poker face bringing back my extreme attraction to natasha lyonne. thank u for your service rian johnson