#idc what anyone says they are bi besties

[glitchinginhyperfixis]

bev deserved to kill more men and befriend more men

[ari000]

💅🏽✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✨💅🏽

I know it took me a bit but I finally got it done lovelies !!!

I have sooo many more headconons for timjays identities but I decided to choose these ones!!

I’m all for trans tim cus smth about it just hits so right I don’t know how to explain it , tim will always find a way to defy everything and everyone and it’s just so empowering , like “screw you universe I be wanna want and I’ll do it myself” 🥹 I also still have him as bi cus bestie same💅🏽✨

Jason is pan cus I rlly think he’d be like idc I love anyone and everyone regardless of gender identification , screw the norm be who and what your are or I’ll shoot whoever says otherwise 🕺🏽💃🏽❤️❤️

I have so many more that just hit cus they are such big characters with big personalities that a lot of identities fit them so well!

I hope everyone is having a great pride month and I hope you enjoy!❤️❤️🥰😘

[crippling-pages]

the grandest game review (chapters 1-24) p.1

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

I GOT IT EEEE

holy shit is it good

so far i am LOVING lrya omg but her name is pronounced lee-ra??? what???

anyways her mom omg her mom is an author and shes writing enemies to lovers rn??? DUDEEE her mama is an icon already

ALSO!! the prologue in rohan's pov?? YES THANK YOU

him giving the stray dog a steak omg HE'S A DOG PERSON IDC WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS

im eating all my rohan crumbs rn there arent gonna be many chapters of him *wheeze*

ANYWAYS MOVING ON Lyra is a sweetheart for wanting to drop out of college for her parents and help ugh i love it when the mcs love their caring parents <3 good feel

moving on my girly GIGI <3 i love her so much omg.

She's gonna crack at one point and tell Savannah about their dad, bursting into tears I just now it.

WOAH. BRADY?! WHAT ABOUT SLATE GIG??!?!?!?!?!

OooHMM Gig and Odette?? Hmmmmm

ROHANNN HJMMMMMMM no but he's actually so freaking smart-

GASP SAV AND ROHAN ARE ALONEEEE

PROTECTIVE OLDER BRO GRAYSON BABY WOOOOOOOOOOO

did- did he call her love? AHHH GUYS ITS CANON I KNEW IT HE CALLS HER LOVE HEHEHEHEH <3

thomas... geez omg lyra my baby

sav telling lyra to ignore rohan is so real (sav is down bad for him)

lrya is bi.

KNOX. KNOX GET AWAY FROM GIG!! D:< GET *slaps* AWAY!

Nash ToT He just knows that he aint gonna win... he probably wont.

wait does rohan have a last name?-

The-the babies? THE BABIES OH JENNIFER LYNN BARNES WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

is libby pregnant omg

wait how did Rohan know this- how much stalking did you do bro-

moving forworder A MASQUERADE BALLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omg avery seeing lrya in the library- hint hint~

no but rohan and lyra would be such a good friendship duo

WOAH Xander asking Lyra to dance??? Hmm maybe trying to make a certain hawthorne brother jealous??

STOP Xander and Lyra are besties now thats it

AHH AVERUYJAMESON<3

wait omg i just realized; Xander and Avery = Gigi and Lyra GASP friendships

HA XANDER'S PLAN WORKED YALL GRAY IS JELLY AND DANCING WITH LYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

avery omg i love her SOOOOOOO MUCH <3

no but she's right omg you should dance on the beach at least once in your life time

hold up; spying gigi also new character called calla who is pressumed dead/missing... hmmmm

back to rohan <3

ODETTE MY QUEEN she's actually going to be a mother figure to rohan, jlb told me

KJHUGYTFRD ROHAN YOU SMARTY PANTSS Pffff hehehehehe figuring it out so quick...

oh look savannah is right after you hhhmmmmmmm

GASP ROHAN IS BLEEDING!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE QUICK QUICK!

oooo he and sav are locked in a room together?? Hmmmm

teammates???

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS LIKE WITH THE DIAMONDS AND THE HEARTS AND STUFF ON THE CARDS

Rohan and Savannah had the time symbol to theyre teammates, and Lyra and Gray and Odette must have the same and that leaves Gigi, Knox and Brady...

oh boy grayson isn't going to like that his sisters are alone with guys man ToT

THIS BOOK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good so far omg i love it so much. im trying my best to hold back reading it all at once because i want to savior it

ANYWAYS im gonna be thinking about for the rest of night

ADIOS <3

[bilesproblems]

my “friend” recently unprompted brought up bi lesbians and was like “idk what that is and if you know don’t tell me bc idc” and at first i was like “okay maybe it doesn’t bother her she’s just uninterested”

BUT THEN she says “nobody wants to get off their ass and be a trad dyke anymore” and “i’m not biphobic, idk why anyone would be anything other than a lesbian or maybe a gay man, guess i just found what’s right for me”????????

i’m honestly just glad i didn’t have to come out as a bi lesbian for her to offer her opinion of us. the last sentence especially hit like “what is that even supposed to mean?”

anyways, sorry for the rant, i love you fellow mspec lesbians

Hello???

"idk why anyone would be anything other than a lesbian" BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CHOICE???

Bestie nobody just wakes up and decides to be a lesbian people are mspec and straight and enbian and ace and aro because they feel (or don't feel) attraction to certain genders not because they decided to be those things

Also like... Bi lesbian is a historic term. It's the most trad dyke thing you can call yourself honestly.

[squeege-chomp]

character hcs for craig and kyle perhaps?? 👀👀

okay so hcs under cut cause i dont wanna spam my ppl who arent here for sp

starting off with craig because i may or may not have favorites ( im rlly just more familiar with his character )

1: mans is gay,, like i hear some ppl say hes bi or something but,, no,, thats a gay dude if ive ever seen one

2: otp: creek- ( we get so many great interactions with them its hard to not get attached ) they bring out the best in one another tweek helped craig to open up with how he feels and craig helps tweek deal with stress and anxiety but also in highschool they were defiantly on-and-off and it drove everyone crazy

3: brotp: cryde- they are besties,, you get catg together and craig an clyde are gonna be so attatched at the hip people question if craig and tweek are together or if craig and clyde are together also clyde helped craig deal with the whole on-and-off thing and helped him decide to stay with tweek and craig is v thankful for it

4: notp- pretty much craig shipped with anyone else ( im chill with crenny cause we get some good interactions with them ) like some people really stick craig with anyone that breates even if it makes no since but you do you boo

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he chose to drop out of college [ he wants to work at nasa dont @ me okay ] to help tweek with coffee shop,, not a phenomenal hc but off the top of my head

6: one way in which I relate to this character: as a craig kinne lets not get into all that- but uhhh were both deemed the trouble maker kids by peoples parents,, like damn bro okay

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: every time a teacher or adult is like "craig the gay one,, did we mention that hes gay" because it is mad embarrassing to be "the gay kid" and nothing more but ayy what do i know 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? problematic fave for sure,, mans has a criminal record,, beat the shit outta his now boyfriend,, and flips absolutely everyone off,, also hello?? hes gay.. what are we supposed to tell the children when they see a gay character??

okay so now for kyle:

1: bi,, in the closet but the door is open

2: otp: i actually dont really have one for him,, idc who hes with as long as he finally gets some good things going for him

3: brotp: style- alright look man,, stan know how to help a friend out and constantly helps him out with cartmans crusty ass and kyle has stayed up countless times with a drunken stan just listening to him rant and in highschool he even got stan to cut back on the alcohol

4: notp: kyman- alright look,, no hate i just cant see it,, i love enemys to lovers but no matter what way i turn it,, it just seems doomed

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: hes pretty average height but wears platform boots to make himself taller,, i dont make the rules its just fax

6: one way in which I relate to this character: we both got that complicated relationship with religion ayyy but we wont go deeper into that can of worms

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: the fact that hes a ginger he should just do what i do and dye that shit /hj

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? everyone in south park is a problematic fave but im giving him the cinnamon roll stamp because hes a good kid

[yoichichi]

Bunny’s 200 follower event

request: Hey, congratulations on 200 followers, you truly deserve them :) ! Matchup for aot please? I'm bi, a preference towards girls irl but men in anime and fiction. I'm Intp, 5w6, true neutral. I like drawing, swimming, video games, sleeping. I have some weird "hobbies" like sitting in front of my washing machine when it's done and smelling all the clean clothes, taking photos of every single cat I see, sitting alone in my rooftop and listening to music late at night. I also have a lot of scented stuff laying around because I'm a sucker for nice clean smells. I consider myself smart, Im not social and I don't like crowds. Although I might seem cold or uninterested at first, I'm kind, trusting and understanding to those I open up to. I can be pretty lazy, however I always finish important stuff and never leave my room dirty. I'm 5"8, with an athletic and slightly curvy body type. I want an understanding and loyal partner. Preferably introverted, or at least someone that doesn't mind having more casual dates at home. I'm the "bottom" in a relationship so I would also look for someone who is more of a "top". I've found myself attracted to multiple ISTPs, but also other INTPs. I wouldn't want a loud, super extroverted or hot headed partner. (ex.bakugo, connie) I'm not very good at expressing emotions so I would prefer someone that can be patient with me and won't move things too fast. Sorry this is long, and thank you for doing this :>❤️

a/n: hi luv! Thanks for sending in the first request! And please don’t apologize for the length at all! I hope you enjoy! This is also not canonverse! I write these in mind with modern!au if that makes sense :)

Warnings: nsfw-ish themes but generally sfw

Reading your request, you have been matched with...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Reiner Braun

Ok first things first with you and Reiner: naps naps naps

This man is big, warm, definitely smells like fresh laundry, and definitely likes to cuddle. So the fact you like to sleep? Yeah napping is becoming his favorite pastime with you

Definitely a big spoon type of guy but would also love it with your face buried in his chest, you can also smell how good he smells this way!

Tell him he smells good and he ~will get flustered idc

Ok but this man would send photos of cats to you

He’d be on a run and see a cat and immediately whip out his phone to send you a Snapchat, that’s like the only time he uses it at this point LMAO

Reiner would be such an understanding partner and LOVE stay at home dates

He’s definitely a bit of a homebody so getting to have cute little dates where you guys cook some stupid fancy dinner together are a must

He’s on the quieter side like you in public but definitely takes charge in the relationship with initiating things

The type to order for you in public and remember your order exactly but still looks at you after every time like, “that’s what you wanted, right?”

Please kiss his cheek and reassure him it’s correct it’ll make his year

The top in the relationship for sure, but also very soft with you

So even though he’s taking charge, he’ll always be asking for reassurance you’re alright and checking in with you constantly

He wouldn’t admit it but he would want you to draw him LMAO

Like he’d also just be so obsessed with watching you draw

Is he staring at you or the drawing? I don’t know if you catch him staring at you he will think about it for a week and get red every time it crosses his mind

I don’t see him as a big video game player but he would definitely watch you play them and just be so 👁👄👁 and ask SO many questions that I feel Iike would just make it even more confusing for him LMAO

Reiner is the king of understanding and patience

He will go as slow as you need and listen and do his best to support you as best he can

Late night cuddle convos are his fav bye ✋🏼

Your vibe reminds me of...

Another suitable match for you would be...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Armin Arlert

This man is another VERY understanding and supportive person

Now before anyone says anything this man is not a bottom and definitely takes charge in a relationship idc

Service top service top service top anyways moving on

He loves taking care of people and that includes you

He’s very attentive and good at knowing when your social battery is running low and is taking you home and scooping you into his arms so fast

Another big spoon type of guy

He loves having his face buried in the back of your neck with your back against his chest and his arms wrapped around you

Something about feeling you that close and secure to him just hits different for him

Candle lover omg

He’s a chronic bath and body works gift card holder it’s almost a problem LMAO

Sometimes he goes to the store and if he see’s a candle he think you might like he will buy it and bring it home like :) here, smell :) and just be holding it out at your face like :) you like it?

Ok idk why but he definitely likes to cup your face

Like you’ll be on the couch chillin and he’ll get up and stretch to go to the kitchen or something and see you and just 🥺🤲🏼

“You’re so cute 🥺🤲🏼” and it’s like, grandma aggressive

Like he’s squishing your cheeks and moving your head around and talking so loud and then leaves a stupid big kiss on your forehead and then walks off after like what he did was completely justified and normal

Ok so being with Armin does come with eren LMAO

Eren would want to play video games with you ~so bad

Cause you’re his besties partner!! He wants to make you feel like you’re apart of the group!

Armin absolutely loves if you beat him if that’s an element in the game

He finds it 1. Hilarious and 2. Hot LMAO

You can’t tell me he’d be kinda 🙂😏😳🙂 if you beat Eren

He doesn’t know if it’s his pride or what but something about it...

Ok obviously he loves swimming with you like, c’mon

He doesn’t care where, recreational pool? Check ✅ Beach? Check ✅ lake? Check ✅

This man just loves doing things with you and he loves swimming so :)

He will lather you in sunscreen at the beach whether you think you need it or not

You couldn’t say anything to him about it

He’d just be putting the sunscreen in his hands and then give you a ~look

He’d just raise his eyebrows and purse his lips and look so DONE just-

“(y/n), give me your arm.”

Loves rubbing your arms while you cuddle idc

He’s very caring and patient with you and his favorite way to show he cares is through his devotion and affection 💓

Your vibe reminds me of...

eek! Here’s the first post in my event! I really hope you liked it! Please let me know your thoughts!

Requests are still open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST

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[monty-the-twink]

Host club queer headcanons bc i had to do it besties <3

tamaki: so fuckin pan oml-

kyoya: tamaki-sexual. IM KIDDING uhhh he’s bi, with a preference for dudes, he’s also heavily demisexual and romantic. ya’ll already know this guy pines for tamaki so hard </3

haruhi: ok idc what anyone says haruhi is literally nonbinary icon, also questioning between bi and pan

hikaru: shy bisexual energy, also trans masc bc i literally make all of my kins trans masc

karou: pan and polyamorous cuz it just makes sense

honey: pan and demiboi energy

mori: just.....g a y

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep8 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut to keep tag smooth :)

- NOT KEVIN CHEATING ON FFANGS… so how exactly did they stay together for seven years I—FANGS DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

- Betty and Archie 🥺🥺 this scene was a so much cuter than I expected

- Snarky!Jughead normally would have annoyed me but thankfully that wasn’t the case this time

- Oh yeah Juniper and Dagwood I forgot all about them tbh

- Imagine having a hot ass boyfriend like Fangs and CHEATING oh him. Oh… open relationship. Oh. Um. Sorry for the judging… anyways Fangs and Reggie when?

- Veronica hiring Archie yay besties!! Not her looking at his lips though...

- JERONICA INTERACTION AND AWKWARD BUGHEAD YAH

- Everyone saw this coming, Toni being the surrogate for Kangs. The engagement wasn’t something I thought about but it’s still not surprising.

- What is this over the top anger from Cheryl?? Toni not being able to have children the older she gets :(

- LUCY HALE??? Katy Keene is in this ep?

- BETTY IS GONNA TELL KEVIN!!!! Lol him being like “god please tell me we’re not gonna have to go through you and Jughead again ugh” same Kevin

- Jughead seeing the alien mmhm interesting

- “Or are you too distracted by my beauty?” okay Ms. Marble we know you’re absolutely gorgeous

- I don’t get why Cheryl’s acting like this, like Toni’s pregnancy has anything to do with her

- Chad being spotted with an heiress lol okay loser you have VERONICA FUCKING LODGE

- Not Veronica using Archie to make Chad jealous… no we don’t want Varchie!!!!!!!!!!

- So how exactly is a key party fucking with Toni?? Cheryl that makes no sense lol but whatever

- Betty’s nightmare and her calling the one person who’s ever made her feel safe UGHHH FUCK Barchie has me in a chokehold 🥺😭

- Is Archie gonna realize Betty is similar to him

- WE! DO! NOT! WANT! VARCHIE!!!! They’re not good for each other and having Archie suddenly out of nowhere talking about how there may still be something still between him and Veronica… because… she wanted a selfie….??? God fuck these writers they’re so!?!?! but honestly as long as Bughead stays dead idc they’re the biggest reason this show sucked ass

- How can Fangs not realize why Kevin is saying all of that… like isn’t it sus to him lol

- Jabitha muah

- Wait Jughead’s done DRUGS? Bro-

- I know we won’t get it bc they all hate Jeronica’s but I wish we could get a Jeronica key party kiss smh

- Veronica looks so good but I hate her using Archie like that

- Chad’s on a train back to Riverdale for a key party lol

- It’s so weird that Cheryl invites Reggie bc currently he’s their enemy rn

- Kevin and Betty actually talking like friends again <3

- Wow Fangs brought the guy Kevin was with in the beginning who’s NOT surprised? Also Minerva scheming with Cheryl is so…? sigh literally why

- Wow Veronica got Archie’s keys, who’s NOT surprised?

- Chad going to a key party to not let Veronica key party… lol what a loser.

- Rules are it has to be consenting but then she’d be okay with Jughead’s clearly drunk ass choosing which negates that… mmhm

- The Reggie and Fangs kiss was highkey very exciting and I wasn’t expecting it… You know you fucked up with writing a relationship when one kiss (Reggie and Fangs) was more exciting than the entire relationship…

- This Choni scene feels straight out of a horror movie… Toni feels trapped with Cheryl, how are they going to be able to get past this?? 😭😭😭

- Jabitha is so cute. Like it still annoys me that they’re literally what Jeronica would have been if given the chance and everyone who made fun of Jeronica’s is loving them

- Reggie being 100% straight </3 we can’t hc his sexuality anymore there goes my bi/pan brothers Reggie and Sweet Pea

- God poor Fangs…

- “I still have feelings for Veronica” man fuck this show we don’t want Varchie

- “We should make sense” Betty…??? you literally do you make sense than ANYONE

- But both of them thinking their darkness will eat each other up gives me hope though

- It’s annoying that Betty keeps calling Barchie an escape when that’s literally what her and Jughead solely were

- Tabitha’s toilet is so cute wtf

- Minerva and Cheryl’s kiss is so cute though, so aesthetically pleasing

- Veronica divorcing Chad as she should, finally. Though, to randomly have feelings for Archie again is not it smh

- Anyways, I’ll always manifest Jeronica Barchie endgame

- God they made Veronica so awful this episode I hate it sm

- This VA kiss wasn’t even as cute or hot like when they were teenagers lol sucks that they don’t have anything going for them anymore

- Stop potentially killing Polly </3

- What was that preview……….

[steponmepinkjun]

wow im literally the opposite. "i will continue loving the exact kind of things that i got bullied for in high school out of pure spite because if i let it get to me that it's not ""socially acceptable"" then they win and i Never Lose" kinda shit. i will stay here chanting MULGAMNORI MULGAMNORI MULGAMNORI like a lunatic and if anyone tries to judge me for it they best be running before i take over their sleep paralysis demon's job again. after kingdom im literally planning to stan all the groups on that show. they're all so talented and idc if them being so young yet so successful makes me feel shit abt my life! i will vicariously live thru their success and keep enjoying the absolute Bangers they keep dropping. but hey that's just me u do u bestie if anyone tries to come at you for liking kpop im here and im ready w them Facts they dont wanna confront (like the internalized racism and infantilization of asians that causes them to look down on kpop like it ain't just music in another language when they got way too turnt to despacito.) -felix bi anon

I mean realistically speaking—and we gonna shoutout to my therapist here—when it comes to how the world perceives me, I'm very much fixated on the control element of it. I like to think I'm very evolved and very dgaf (and in a lot of ways I am!) but the reality is more of the not really variety 😂 I can really only handle other people's perception of me if I feel like I can either guide it (through people pleasing) to be beneficial to me (by becoming what they want/need me to be) or by weaponizing it (for a number of years most of my outward identity was defined by going "oh you think I'm weird? Well, I don't know why you think that, and I don't know how to stop it, so if you think I'm weird I'll be the weirdest motherfucker you've ever seen, because FUCK YOU!").

If I can control the narrative, I'm fine with people thinking I'm weird—but subconsciously I can only handle it if they see me as the kind of weird I want to be seen as, you know what I mean? If I think I look fab and someone thinks I look like shit, that feels yucky, but if I intentionally look a way that I know will upset them, I'm still getting my desired outcome even if their reaction is negative, you know? So if I feel like I can't control the narrative I just try not to allow anyone to react to me at all—and since I can only feel confident in an interest of mine as I accumulate time + an absurd degree of knowledge, things that I'm new to feel generally unsafe for me to enjoy. Not to whip out the psychoanalysis but I'm physically unable to stop myself from hyper-analyzing all my own thoughts and behaviors 😂 And also when I'm hyperfixated on something, it's very lonely to have no one to share it with irl? Or even online? Like when I got into the arcana, it didn't matter if people I knew irl played or not, because the fandom was thriving and the people were all so easy to connect to and I made a lot of friends easily, it was a welcoming space filled with people I had a lot in common with (it's kind of...... different now. But that's a WHOLE other thesis paper 😂), but I like... cannot engage w kpop fan spaces. I don't see a lot of people I could connect with, so it's lonely to have all these fun feelings and excitement that I can't share with pretty much anyone. There are a few exceptions, like your lovely self, obviously 😉 but it's kind of like. A very niche thing to be obsessed w, for my little patch of earth. Kinda similarly to how whenever someone I know irl would find out I absolutely am obsessed with the art of drag, and immediately make assumptions about what they says about me as a person, and about whether I'm "allowed" to like it. The few irl friends I have aren't judgemental, they just like, really don't get kpop and aren't interested 😂 which is fine. But it's depressing to not be able to vibe out w people when you're having fun, so I'm sort of wishing this phase would pass so I can stop obsessively infodumping to people about a topic they could not give two shits about 😂

I think about the weirdness of how infantalized these idols are a lot—like you're so right, the way a lot of people view kpop is fueled by such a weird and specific flavor of racism. Like, it's pop music, but on crack, it's all the hallmarks of eye catching fashion and incredibly catchy, fun music and super lovable starlets, but turned up to 11. But it gets this weird side-eye. I think esp for the area of the world that I'm in, where it's very much machismo and theres a heavy catholic influence in the way everyone thinks about life but esp in regards to things like gender, it's very "men should be men and that looks like THIS" and its just this hypermasculine, angry, dominating ideal, so being open to or enjoying the androgyny and boundary pushing fashions in kpop is seen as like "why do you like men that all look like girls, you're weird, that's gross." And I honestly used to feel that way too, but OOP surprise it was actually just me being uncomfy confronting the fact that I wish I could look like them and be pretty in a very androgynous way and be the thin, angular, editorial fashion ideal that literally ANY garment will look gorgeous on and achieve their aesthetic but I literally never will, mixed with eurocentric beauty standard brain rot and internalized misogyny 😂 we still dealing with it all but a bitch is slowly learning lmfao. I still very much cannot fw any of the girl groups though—that shit will IMMEDIATELY trigger an intense wave of self hatred that I frankly do not have the energy to deal with at this point in my life, and I don't need more visuals that reawaken my ED 😔

The one thing I do wish I'd noticed sooner is the sphere of kpop fashion. Because growing up I wanted to be a fashion designer, as a teenager I would spend days doing nothing but obsessing over editorial layouts and seasonal runways and insane, avante garde pieces, and when the world of high fashion started to be controlled more by influencers looking to promote products, and less by artists trying to make a statement, I became sooo fucking disillusioned. I still think it's so fucking sad that we went from the opulence of years like Dior under Galliano's vision, the insane visual storytelling and artistry of fashion that was meant to SPEAK, to... every major fashion label cought in a chokehold by the likes of the Kardashians (derogatory). Controversial, but like. I miss when actual models used to walk the runway and command it, not socialites who bought their spot and can't even walk in heels. Like, when Paris Hilton did it, it was a cheeky wink at the brainless hyper-consumption of pop culture media, it was a clever little dig at the rise of digital age celebrity culture—it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, it wasn't meant to be the height of artistic expression like it is now. When actual artists commanded street style, not the Hadids 🤮 Socialites were socialites, and fashionistas were fashionistas, they may intertwine but were not interchangeable. If you can't tell, I hate Instagram fashion lmfao. Now what's in editorials is athleisure and Dr Miami ruined the world lmfao. Obvi popular fashion and media representation is a nuanced topic, but my core beef w modern western fashion is that it's elevated bike shorts to the likes of McQueen (may he rest in peace 😔). But the era of fashion I loved died with the rise of Instagram—except on kpop stages. Its just my opinion, but I see the opulence and intricacy that I miss in so much of what dominates that fashion sphere. There's less of the "I secretly got a BBL, which I will deny, and my parents have money, so anything I wear is Fashion™" and more of the risk taking, subversive, artistic expression that's fallen out of favor with the western fashion world. In my humble onion, anyways. No tea no shade no pink lemonade u kno 😌 But that's the nostalgia in me.

Idk I vibe really heavily w the sound and the energy of these kpop artists, there's a level of precision and dedication that western artists just don't have and don't aspire to emulate, either. It's a fascinating formula for success. I do not envy them because my impression is that it's grueling enough to arguably be inhumane, but the end result is pretty fuckin consistently flawless and I am LIVING 😂

[creepweirdo]

i started tgcf again, still struggling tbh but im pushing on! xue yang yi city angst is too much for my weak heart but i’d be down for some happy xue yang recs if you’ve read any! omg i love that you thought so many iconic scenes were made up by fic writers haha that’s amazing. as for cap i always say he has a lot of love to give. you can ship him with anyone tbh, i prefer him with sam but peggy and bucky are all valid! make them poly, idc. i think my proudest moment in the shadowhunters fandom

was when the author blocked me on tumblr lmao she’s such trash the show wasn’t amazing all the time but i love me some bi rep. i love your change to wwx’s parents. imagine that fam is they actually had some self worth. jyl shoving zixun into the bushes. jc and wwx more badass than the twin jades. i mean wwx’s mum went to cloud recesses so she could’ve sent baby wwx to learn still, but i like repressed lwj exploding when he met adult wwx too haha. i think for my change i’d have madam jin kill

jin guangshan as soon as he started womanizing. stop him being power hungry for the stygian tiger seal, removing jiggy (and mxy sorry baby) and a lot of the mess that follows. the jin being against the wen might stop their advance and save gusu/lotus pier as well. house cat is smart! sleeping and eating sounds like me during quarantine. well and pretending to work while watching kpop mvs. as for animals i’d be a mantis shrimp if you don’t know them google mantis shrimp oatmeal and

prepare for their punchy rainbow glory. i aspire to that level of badass! ok q's! which character would you want for your (platonic/romantic) cultivation partner! what place would you want to visit once the world gets back to normal and why? (if you had infinite money/travel options) /your talkative cc! 💜

HAHA hi my talkative classified cultivator!!

omg yes push through! you can do this ahah ❤️

yi city didn’t have to be as heart breaking as it is 💀 i read on the wiki that the yi city plot was a story that mxtx came up with when she was in high school?? and ahhhh imagine that as a fleshed out 400k heartbreaking story 💔 omg happy?? xue yang fics 😳 i’ll see what i can do LMAO i’ll put them at the end

OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING! that’s such an achievement!! put that on your resume: blocked on tumblr by cassandra clare (that’s her name right? she doesn’t deserve a google search ❤️)

jc and wwx had so much potential 🥺 they so would have been more badass than the twin jades ahaha!

oooo i like your changes! very smart and gets rid out our bestie’s existence 😼 nice

lmao pretending to work 💀 so true. omg the mantis shrimp!!! i’ve seen that comic 😭 they terrify me! they way that they could kill me instantly 😭😭😭 ahhh very badass and scary 😳

oooo hahaha so for my platonic cultivation partner - even though i said i would like to be from the lan sect, i think i’d want my platonic cultivation partner to be nie huaisang HAHAHA. for the reasons you said a couple of asks ago!! it would be just vibes. chilling all day and gossiping ❤️ life goals. and my romantic cultivation partner 😼 wen qing - i just think she’s neat. she would treat me right LMAO.

omg if i could travel anywhere in the world!!!! and with unlimited money! i would LOVE to do a like 12 month long art/history tour throughout europe 😭 it would be so amazing to see all the iconic classical artworks - especially artworks from the renaissance. i’ve actually been to italy before on a school exchange for like three weeks back in 2017 😁 (i went to a catholic school so the only language offered to learn was italian hahaha). we spent about a week and a half in rome/florence/venice and then spent time with our host families. and omg i would LOVE to go back to florence and see all the galleries 😭 i would love to go back to the sistine chapel bc i feel like i didn’t appreciate al the artwork and historical significance. last year i did a renaissance history unit and i learnt all this cool stuff about the things i saw in italy, but didn’t appreciate it at the same level as i would now 💔

ahaha so yeah i would love to travel all across europe and do detailed tours of all the historical sites and galleries and ahhh it would make me so happy 😭

(next year i’m doing two chinese studies unit and a japanese history unit at uni so i bet my answer to that question next year will be me being like “i want to visit china/japan and see all the historical sites” LMAO)

but a place i wanna go to which i think is possible for me in the near future is tasmania, australia! there’s this really quirky art gallery called the museum and old and new art and i’m pretty sure they have this huge wall of painted vaginas  💀 so yeah i would like to see it ❤️

wow i didn’t mean to talk to much about travel ,,, such a covid mood ahahaha.

lmao who would you want to be your platonic/romantic cultivation partner(s)? and what about travel for you? i’m still not 100% sure WHERE your from ahaha. your asks always come through when i’m asleep so you’re definitely in the northern hemisphere hahaha 🤨🤔🤔 also just did an analysis of some of your previous asks and you spelt favourite as “favourite” (like a normal person) so you’re definitely not from the usa 💀💀

ahaha yeah, that was a lot 😳 thank you for your questions! it’s friday for me rn so i hope you have a good friday when you get there lmaoooo!

here are the “nice” xue yang fics i have ,,, just a warning like all of them are horny 💀😭

okay so fine line is really good! it’s a modern au and they all come to love each other ahahha

and samsara is really good as well - it’s a character study groundhog-day time loop fic. i guess it can be described as happy ... catharsis and character development can be happy

this one was kind of sweet (and horny whoops), the beauty of your repair

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Tagged by @elevanetheirin! Thanks for the tag :D

Name: Johanna (h is silent, so it's pronounced 'Joanna,' my parents are funny...)

Gender: Female

Star sign: Capricorn

Height: 5"2

Sexuality: Heterosexual, with maybe a slight bit of bi? Idk... I've had women crushes though *shrugs* 

What images do you have set as your desktop/phone wallpaper: Desktop is currently a galaxy thingy I made with a website to help with depression (I can't remember the name at the moment or I'd share ._.), phone wallpaper is a cute pic of me and my hubby (hubby looking extremely handsome in it, the look he's giving... *swoons*) while my lockscreen (I know you didn't ask, but idc) is a pic of my Alistair and Atrina plushies made by the lovely @tokutenshi! <3

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Nope.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: I really don't want to think about 10 years from now...

If you could be anywhere else right now where would it be? real: with my bestie, @vulpeproductions! Fantasy: Ferelden, baby!

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: Barbara Gordon Batgirl, I even won a costume contest with her! :D

What is your favorite 90’s show? ...Um, hmm... Sailor Moon XD

Who was your last kiss?: My hubby :D

Have you ever been stood up?: Ugh, yes v.v

Have you been to Las Vegas?: Nope!

Favorite pair of shoes?: I don't have a fave anymore... I used to have these sandals that were amazing and comfy... but they broke and I can't find another pair ._.

Favorite fruit?: Watermelon <3

Favorite book?:  This is hard, there's too many amazing books out there. Currently though, nothing has topped the Percy Jackson Series for me yet XD

Stupidest thing I have ever done?:  ...do I really have to say this? I mean... ugh, fine. Wasting Spending fifty dollars to win a date with a boy I liked and we never freaking went on the date v.v jackass... The thing was the guy liked me before >.> I still hate myself for all of that ._.

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