#idc if you care

[nadiajustbe]

Prince Justin and Princess Beatrice in some kind of modern au, but instead of being lovers they are foced-to-be-coworkers (almost technically friends) dynamic.

They don't exactly hate each other no, it would be too strong of a word, it's just they're not really the biggest fans of having to tolerate the other's presence in a work environment.

They don't really have a choice, being two people from big businesses corporations, making deals and small negotiations once in a while. This slowly emerges into the funniest situation in the both companies' history.

Justin rushes into the negotiation room two hours late looking like he just had hit by a truck and Beatrice says him to fuck off in the worst form possible because he cannot just sneak a kitten under his coat she has an allergy goddamit. They handle the negotiation ten minutes later.

Beatrice sends Justin a document to edit and Justin returns it, edited and renamed to "the way to scam this losers for one hundred thousand euros." Beatrice sighs.

People from everywhere try to "arrange them" every now and then and they are so SINCERELY disgusted by this idea they look at every single person suggesting it like they have gone mad. Not in "enemies to lovers" way. They're dead serious.

Beatrice brags about horses she keeps near their house to do some horse riding and Justin keeps suspiciously quiet cause the guy is TERRIFIED of horses. Unironically, the amount of martial arts this man went through up to his adulthood and he has never been close to a horse. Beatrice would utilise this knowledge if she knew.

They would caught each other sitting in the open Google Doc at three am and then process to argue about stuff in a passive-agressive manner through text only to exit the document with two sentences written (it ends with "and all this idiots can go to hell...")

They make fan of each other on their twitter private accounts because they can. Which is funny because Beatrice does not really has a private account, she just refuses to have an official verified account and Justin actually has an official verified account but posts to his private 99% of the time.

One night they decide that if one of them would be too tired of this business shit, they would run away to wildness, but in different directions, Justin would go to the forest and Beatrice would climb up to the mountains, so they won't stable at each other.

They would not call each other friends by any of the matters but technically. That's what they are.

(co-author of the of the idea @your-queen-shuri )

[bamsara]

If you're stressing out about a part of the writing process for fanfic to the point where it's not fun anymore, just don't do that part

Post that fanfic with 1000 grammar and spelling errors. Make your characters OOC and give it a Mary Sue. It is a hobby you're sharing not a literature assignment you have to turn in by midnight

[cncbite]

the thought of gagging on someone’s cock as a form of worship. having your face fucked like you’re an offering to a god. letting them hold you down and cum down your throat as reward for your devotion

[g0ddyke]

Forcemasc except instead of pushing you to go to the gym, it's pushing you to do your physio. it's pushing you to take up space and take your wellbeing seriously - use your mobility aids, take your meds, stop letting other people push you too hard. stop pushing yourself too hard. Understand that you deserve to be here, deserve to be who you are, deserve to be respected. That your masculinity isn't defined by your physical strength or your athleticism or how you look or what other people think of you - it's just part of who and how you are, and now you have someone who sees that. That sees You, and won't let you back down from who you really are.

[hood-ex]

So anyway, since Bruce abandoned his family, are they gonna let Damian go live with Dick in the Tower orrr is DC going to keep being dumb and not take advantage of such a golden opportunity...

[each-uisge-enthusiast]

the modern villainisation of demeter will never cease to enrage me bc it wasn’t ENOUGH to just take a story of a girl being torn from her home from everyone who loved her and dragged away to be forced into marriage and twist and corrupt it until it was a romance story about female empowerment that wasn’t ENOUGH they HAD to take the original hero of the story the mother who went to every length to find her daughter again to bring her home and demonise her character until she was this horrific overbearing unloving mother. overprotective controlling without love. they turn the story of her grief at her YOUNG daughter being torn from her without her knowledge into the story of a misunderstood bad boy and a horrible cruel mother who won’t give him a chance and i really find it sickening. it’s ironic, that the ever misogynist age of hellenistic greece, has a better grasp of how disgusting and horrifying this situation was that a modern, self proclaimed ‘feminist’ era.

[femmeofhearts]

possessive butch save me…save me possessive butch…

[samglyph]

My two favorite parts of this episode were “John gets to experience a human connection” and “Arthur curb stomps a guy just to prove he can, probably.”

Bonus Noel/Charlie concept sketches and lil Arthur and Noel colors under the cut

[technicallyneon]

fun date night idea: making your 6’1” hunk of a boyfriend top the guy who rejected you for being too short while you dom the ever-loving shit out of both of them

[bixels]

Cozy Glow is such an interesting litmus test for die-hard bronies. I was checking r/mlp to prep a post and there’s a discussion post about how she deserved what she got and. How do I tell bronies that children should not be tried as adults. How do I tell bronies that psychopaths and sociopaths deserve human rights and treatment and support. How do I tell bronies that cruel and unusual punishments are bad. How do I tell bronies that the death penalty is wrong. How do I tell bronies that a ruling body should not have absolute say over putting someone to death, least of all a 6-year-old child.

These are all my recent google searches.

[kenniteh]

Ooohh he makes her so mad (ofc he found out)

[nessberry]

Fake I don't give a fuckers I saw you giving a fuck

[seagull9111]

uhoh

[futurelabs]

leaving this here, it's a good shot

[superbellsubways]

the star of the show

[grimfantas]