#idc if this is real because this is just how he talks regardless

[pomefioredove]

Imagine the overbloat gang as fathers or like proud/panicking that their s/o is having a child and they don't know what to do

Imagine the gang trying to give their kids a goid life and getting baby fever like who wouldn't because the kid is literally a mixed of him and you and they gush about how much they love their s/o and children like ???????

Overbload gang as fathers and i will start violently sob

I do have a weakness for familial headcanons :) future au time??

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type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, azul, jamil, vil, idia, malleus additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral (no mentions of the child's origins), reader is not specified to be yuu, obviously takes place in the future

I think Riddle is one of the most reluctant to have children

for years he was strictly against them. his excuses were always that children are messy, unruly, his career, his relationship with you... but he was mostly just afraid of turning into his mother

as he gets older and forms his own identity, though, he realizes that it takes a lot of intentional effort to fuck up a child like his mom did, and he changes his mind

I can see him with... maybe two kids

he would never want an only child. after all, the bonds he made with his peers are what kept him going

he is a pretty good parent overall. maybe a little to focused on bedtimes and table manners, but the kids don't seem to mind

Trey and Che'nya babysit often (and it's always disastrous)

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talking Leona into the idea of fatherhood is like diffusing a bomb with a blindfold on. the guy won't even JOKE about it

if you do end up with a kid, it's unplanned, whether that be pregnancy or baby left on the doorstep

but he makes a surprisingly(?) good father. defo a girl dad, he would spoil a daughter rotten. lets her beat the daylights out of Neji because that's his little princess :)

parenting is really not as scary as he thought it was going to be

he has "I'm just resting my eyes" *falls asleep for 8 hours on the reclining chair in the living room* dad energy

the hardest part?

pretending to like vegetables in front of the kid to set a good example

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Azul would actually be an awesome dad idc. IDC!

he has a good relationship with his mom and stepdad (who definitely babysit all the time; they insist on it), so he has good role models

he's not even worried about how it'll affect his career! Azul has a "do it all" personality: businessman, entrepreneur, father, aspiring millionaire...

and he is so overprotective

he'd cover that kid in bubble wrap if you'd let him

but he's really more concerned about their feelings. sending them to school is much harder than closing a business deal

he's a little sensitive, but he knows he'll have to trust them eventually

P.S. the tweels are NOT allowed to babysit. bad influences

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Jamil. ohhh Jamil :(

kids were never on the table for him, even after he met you and fell in love, he just... couldn't imagine it

regardless of whether or not he and his family are in a better place. (for the sake of this story, let's pretend they are. I want him to be happy) he just has so much generational trauma that he knows the child will end up with some, anyway

when, if, he's ready, it will still be a tough process. but worth it

he's such a supportive dad. bragging about his child at any chance, definitely the kind of dad to show everyone the baby pictures without being asked

it gets embarrassing for them as they grow, but he doesn't care

he thinks they're the greatest thing ever, and people should know that!

he is so proud

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Vil had always wanted to play a father on screen, but once he hits that age, he starts thinking about real life, too

he's gotten where he wants to be, after all: he's still young, he's in love, and his career, as successful as it is, is starting to wind down. so, why not?

he is the most supportive partner you could ask for. despite his schedule, he's involved in everything (yes, even the messy stuff)

he's got a customized baby bjorn and everything

I can see him with... one. just one is enough for him. he also has girl dad energy. he's already looking forward to playing princesses and letting her do his makeup (terribly, of course)

he knows his child will grow to have their own wants and thoughts and personality, and he's supportive. besides, if he has another Epel on his hands, he'll know how to handle them

just... gentler, this time

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for you, anon, I will enterain the idea that Idia may someday reproduce. but there's still a 50% chance that kid is a robot

joking (kind of)

I don't think he'd even really want kids. considering his own unhappy childhood and the whole curse of his bloodline thing. but, like the others, he can be convinced!

I think he'd make a pretty good father, tbh. neurotic, sure, but he's not too clingy, nor too distant

whatever kids he has will be smart, and he trusts them. he likes teaching them nerdy stuff, too (finally, someone he can infodump to!!!)

he probably ends up with more than he'd think. 2 or 3

as long as you never bring up how cringe he was in college, he's rather mature and prepared for anything

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out of the whole lineup, Malleus is the the only one to have thought your future children while at NRC. daydreamed, really

I know, not surprising. look at the guy. he's practically kicking his legs back and forth while coming up with baby names in game

it was just a fantasy at first, then you became closer, graduated, got older, and...

Lilia began teasing him about getting grandkids, and Malleus took him quite seriously

he knows he's still young (though, at his age, Lilia was already general), but he doesn't want to wait forever. you both have many long talks on the matter

and end up with... as many children as you can handle, basically

Malleus is somewhat of an awkward father (having been raised by Lilia will do that to you)

but he cares. and he tries! very hard. plus, there's always Lilia, Silver, and Sebek around to lend a hand

[xviistrings]

so yesterday i was thinking (big surprise) about a variety of things in regards to persona 4

1) naoto and how i can rewrite... everything that happened there (regardless of how you interpret naotos character i think we can all agree it was poorly executed) 2) yukirise.

this is not going to be a post about naoto, i'll save that for another time, this is about YUKIRISE!!!!! the trip to tatsumi port island!!! they talked so much!?!?!!!!!!!

since right before this scene, rise is the one who brings up the kings game and says she wants to play, this is implying that yukiko learned the rules THROUGH rise. something something rise mischief starter, yukiko mischief enabler

i know they're "drunk" in this scene but it's still a pretty in-character thing for rise to blab to yukiko about those sorts of things and for yukiko to find it amusing. because there's no way those two just decided "ok let's do this" on the spot, this had to be premeditated shenanigans

they're scheming. they're being silly and diabolical. we see this side of rise pretty often but i don't think we get it with yukiko and it's soooo cute that rise brings it out of her. urguhurf

TOO. CUTE.

and it's not like they're just talking this much because they're "drunk", because teddie is acting that way as well (probably just imitating the behaviours of people around him) and he isn't engaging with them this much....

granted, in this part of the scene hes tackled kanji and they're off-screen but that doesn't even last for more than a few seconds!! SO!!! YUKIRISEEEEEE

and they're never shown to wake up after this. so i'm going to assume they had to carry the two of them back to the hotel.

and,

this supports my case i think

they would have to drag these 2 back to the same room.... maybe they put them on the same bed..... maybe they cuddled in their sleep........... now its just wishful thinking :')

they're not just interacting while "drunk"!!!

rise talking about the noodles is one thing. yukiko eating the same thing as her is another. the implication that rise discussed the food with her and yukiko decided she wanted to get experimental thanks to rise's influence in that last line is a huge thing!

to me. to me

rise is so fun and adventurous and out there while yukiko has been following the same routine all her life and i really like the idea that rise helps her get out of her comfort zone and try new things. i like that. i like them :C

anyways. my conclusion is that yukirise real. whether thats platonic or romantic (or maybe... queerplatonic) idc, i just really love these two as a dynamic and i crave MOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE

<3

[celestie0]

ok i thought i would like kai and god how wrong i was ahhaha

when that thing with soccer ball happened i thought that satoru tried to intentionally kick it in kai’s face to create some distance between them💀 him being jealous and overprotective the whole chapter was so hot omg how do u make him so hot. 

i really don’t understand what kai’s goal was with that whole “interview”?? i mean i do but couldn’t he just tell her directly hey you’re just going to need to suck someone off if u want to succeed and not have her go through all of that and embarrass her?? or was the embarrassment the point?? also can we talk about how scary it is to go to a bar with 3 men that are basically strangers and shady asf, like i knew something was going to happen the moment that guy made a remark “you’re going to learn so much under him”. if i were her i would have went with satoru after he had pulled her over lolz but u can see how angry she was at him that she decided to ignore the red flags just to spite him

and the end with satoru saying that he’s going to help her and that she’s enough really shows the difference between him and kai. i hope the last 3 chapters are full of fluffff cause our girl has been going through itttt but i also hope she does make him beg and grovel just because of how bipolar he has been acting.

overall great chapter and definitely worth the wait!!! 

omg dear reader i love how fkn real u keep it always 😭🤣 AND THE LENGTH of ur asks im always so sobbed to see it 😭💕 thank u for taking the time

OMG pls tbvh i thought of that being the case (gojo kicking ball to kai) but changed my mind in the end loool but nah he was just distracted seein them tgthr. and aaa yea he was in overprotective mode this whole chap he just cant help getting involved w her 😭😭

yea i thought a lot ab kai’s motives in this chapter. he clearly likes/was attracted to her since the beginning, but when she rejected his kiss, he realized there’s not rly much to be built there (or in his mind she doesn’t “put out” easy 🙄),, so she lost favor w him and he pretended to look out for her just to be spiteful after that. i guess i liken it to guys that are only nice to girls if they’re attracted to them and/or provide them w something like sex or attention. i think in ch8 he was genuinely looking out for her (albeit not very compassionately), but after she rejected his kiss, he was like meh idc to be careful ab this anymore. but also, i think he himself didnt realize that she is pretty capable and actually has a decent resume/shot at the dreams he gave up on, so the more he learned ab it, the more insecure he became ab his own goals and also her rejection of him, and then bam he felt compelled to embarrass her (grade A asshole). but also, he got her hopes up w a decent sounding job, just to crush em, which he knew would add to the pain

and yea i think her red flag radar was goin off the whole time w kai and her friends but mannn i think she just was rly desperate given everything going on 😔 and yea i mean satoru was always gonna keep an eye on her for sure regardless, but she was angry w him, he was hurt by her, just not a good environment for mutual support and care to occur lmfao. ur so right tho that wld be such a terrifying situation to get yourself into

and i knowwwww reader went thru so fkn much this chapter i felt so bad 😭 but yeah there will probs be more than three chapters haha cuz i have a lot more stuff to cover, but it’s def satoru’s turn to obsessively pine over her lmao.

THANK YOU DEAR FOR THE ASK IM SORRY FOR MATCHING IT W AN EVEN LONGER ONE but your comments just spark sm of my thinking cells haha. hope to see you in the next one <333 💕💕💕

[heatwa-ves]

izuleo and akiangel for the ship ask meme?

Izuleo:

What made you ship it?

tbh. I think the fics by nocturneatmidnight their izuleos and their knights fics in general are sooo good. I was reading these before I read that many of the actual game stories (a lot of my original knowledge of enstars came from fic so take that as you will) so I didn't know knights that well but their fics made me so interested in them particularly izuleo and. well. here we are.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

everything they've been through together. they have such an interesting relationship that is shaped by their past experiences and while their past wasn't always nice I don't think they'd change it because it made them who they are today and they're both at a point where they're proud of who they are and how far they've come. also I like when they r mentally ill together in second year

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

they would not fucking be romantic!!!!! they're both aro idc (aroace leo aro gay izumi if you're curious on my hcs) I wrote something on this a while back when I was talking to ashe about how they're secret fourth thing. anyway regardless of aromanticness I don't think either of them would even want a romantic relationship, at least not yet.

Akiangel:

What made you ship it?

gonna be real I think I was shipping it before I even read the manga (akiangel safe sex biohazard suit post) but chapter 40 was what really got me. aighhjhhghhhyjf

What are your favorite things about the ship?

umm I literally don't even know how to put this into words but like. the fact they've grown from someone they hate/want dead (aki to angel) or someone they couldn't care less about (angel to aki) to caring so much about the others life in a world where you can't afford to care about other people. aki who hates devils learning to love someone. angel who's apathetic towards everything having someone else he'd go out of his way to protect. aki losing part of his life to save a devil. angel expressing he wants aki to live. telling aki to run. im so fine and okay.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

its insane how many people just forget? or choose to ignore?? the fact that they can't touch as if that's not something that's so interesting about their relationship lmao

also they would NEVER have a romantic relationship. I don't even mean this in an aro sense like I do with a lot of my ships but I mean that even if they did both have mutual romantic feelings they wouldn't do anything with it. I had a post about this but I can't find it because tumblr hates me. personally I don't believe whatever they had going on was romantic from angels side (it could have been eventually but it was over too soon for them) but it was moreso caring about and having someone care about them in a way that angel hadn't experienced since his lover and family potentially centuries ago and aki was only just learning to have again. okay this is getting too long tldr they would not fucking be romantic

also if I see one more cute softboy angel take I'm killing everyone

anyway as per usual your assigned reading is single slow desire no I will never shut up about this fic.

[thedarkjotun]

Do you think it’s ok for headcannons for gender-fluid reader x ominis, but it’s the readers birthday! So maybe some (nsfw headcannons to, if that’s ok)

@ceciliawastaken

First of all: I love this request, because it's giving me some validation for reasons I'll explain below. Thinking about this scenario is giving me all the feels 🥺

Secondly, this really needs 2 disclaimers. 1: I identified as genderfluid 2-3 years ago but don't anymore so I am going to be drawing on my personal experience as much as I can with these, but I do sincerely apologise if these are not as accurate in that regard as you would have hoped, as I wish to be as respectful as I can at all times. This could just be me overthinking as usual but it is NEVER my intention to offend anyone when it comes to this. And 2: I really am sorry about this one, I'm not entirely comfortable doing NSFW and I swear it's purely because I'm not confident enough in my ability to do them well. I enjoy reading NSFW Ominis stuff (hell, I reblog a lot of it) but I don't even consider myself an adequate writer for SFW stuff alone! I'm afraid I'd disappoint you terribly with my attempts at NSFW, so I hope it's okay if I leave that one to the experts.

And last but not least I need to thank @remus-levioso for how the situation with dorms would work at Hogwarts, top notch ideas as always 💜

Also these are just the HCs for Omi that I have swimming around in my own head so again I apologise if they are kinda mid 😬

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okie so i hc ominis as being generally quite shy about things that are new to him, but when it comes to your fluidity his fear of making a single mistake far outweighs his shyness, so he'd be the type to ask you direct questions about absolutely anything he's unsure of in order to make sure he gets things right as much as possible

idc if it sounds unrealistic for the time period, since there are no specifically nb/fluid dorm rooms we're going to imagine a perfect world where the genderfluid!reader is permitted to switch between dorms as needed. ominis will always put your own feelings and comfort first but he's ecstatic whenever you're spending the night in his dorm because he craves for you to be close when you're sleeping

it may sound like a slightly formal approach, but he'd make it a habit to ask which pronouns you're comfortable with each day: "how are you feeling? how would you like me to refer to you?"

i think he'd get excited to find out what you're wearing on any given day, and especially on your birthday. he'd run his hands over the textures on the fabric of your clothes and through your hair to 'see' how you've styled it that day, smiling to himself. "beautiful, of course, just as i expected."

(real quick while we're on the subject - if you choose to bind on masc days i see him politely offering to help out and he always wants to check that you've done it safely and comfortably regardless of how many times you've done it)

so on your birthday if you've slept beside him in the wizards' dorms that morning, he'd wake you with his fingers brushing your hair back from your face to press his lips gently against your cheek in a sweet little chaste kiss. "happy birthday, [y/n]." he'd insist on giving you your gift there first before you leave to start the school day (so that you're able to wear it to all your classes...) and if you've stayed on the witches' side he'll 100% be standing right at the bottom of the stairs to the common room waiting for you to come down

his gift would be a ring he'd gotten specially engraved in hogsmeade (i think i was talking about ominis and engraved jewellery a couple of weeks ago on here and i'm obsessed with this notion so i had to include it, also this would just be a regular engraving and not braille this time) with his initials along the inside of the band. now i've read that it wasn't particularly common for men to wear wedding rings back in the victorian era (this is only a promise ring anyway of course) but the cute thing about this is that he would have a matching one with your initials on it. he'd have consciously chosen a very simple design so that you can wear it during both fem and masc periods. here's a link to what i picture it looking similar to: (click)

lbr okay this dude treats you like a prince/princess constantly, but you get Special Treatment™ on your birthday. i see his love language being a mixture of quality time and acts of service, so this means you get your books carried and also him insisting on sitting right beside you at every meal in the great hall even if he isn't feeling peckish. in the middle of charms class he'd fetch something out of his pocket and slide it into your hand next to his on the desk with a "don't worry about the usual honeydukes trip this afternoon for [insert your fave treat here], i picked up some extra ones for you yesterday."

as with most other hcs i see on here, i too think that our dear omi is not really one to be packing on a lot of pda in front of everyone. that being said, on your birthday i do like to think of him giving you little kisses on the top of your hand or your shoulder throughout the day when you get a moment alone in an empty hallway or during history of magic while everyone else is nodding off. sneaky boi he is 🥰

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

i really think the proper dynamic between colin and herc is just like. colin doesn’t know anything other than his way of doing things at air cal, which carries down from cal’s founding principles as an enterprise that knew it would always be small and didn’t mind staying this way, which is to be very genuine and genial and jovial and affectionate to his subordinates because he’d want that himself in their position, and this is very logical and right to him not just because it makes sense in his moral view, but also because people seem to also really like it, which bolsters colin’s conviction that his way is right. but herc is from the presumably dog-eat-dog world of air england where his ostensibly toxic rivalry with douglas is not only accepted but allowed to continue (at least until, supposedly, it all spirals out of control) and so being hired at air cal and subject to colin’s golden retriever method of leadership is nothing short of a culture shock but who’s gonna hire him after what happened so like herc has to find himself accepting that and also the daughter who’s Just Like Her Dad For Real.

anyways i’m saying this because this makes colin approaching herc to interview him about linda becoming a captain so much funnier like colin’s just like ‘ok time to talk to beloved herc my daughter’s bestie!! one of my subordinates but idc he’s my beloved regardless i see no hierarchy!! love is blind!!’ and herc is like ‘how easily could i fit into the vent if i need to escape quickly’

[sampoststuff]

Talking about my own experiences to explain why OP you are TA, even though/if you were being well meaning. TW for grooming, will put under a read more

Rarely do I add onto posts in the main reblogs but I was groomed at 16 (groomer was 20, or so he claimed, I never found out otherwise but idc at this point). We only knew each other online and he hadn't tried to ask me out or flirt with me until like, half a year or so(?) after we met. In general talking to him as friends, I personally felt was fine, as I had irl friends from my brother who ranged from 19-20.

He only asked me out fully twice, but he would still make flirtatious comments, and he would also say things like "you're smart/observant for your age" if I offered advice or talked about some of my life plans I had at the time. I also feel like I would comfort him a lot more than I should've. Obviously we all go through our struggles but I feel like I had to be more cheery than what I was, given whatever I was going through. Regardless we'd chat constantly and I was still excited to have him as my friend, chatting on Discord and gaming.

The first time he asked me out, I didnt give him a direct answer, and the next day he was like "oh this girl I know wants to date me actually so you can disregard what i said", and the second time he asked me out was when i was 18, and I basically gave him an indecisive answer, but internally I did play around with the idea of dating him. The next day, he said something to the effect of us needing to stop talking to one another. I was confused because otherwise we were fine as friends. After sending a message explaining how I'd give him some space and that I'd still be there for him if he needed me, he said "I literally dont want to be friends with you, and for the record I have a girlfriend." He blocked me and I'm left crying as I'm heading to work. At this time, it was summer, getting into fall, and for a while I was struggling with seasonal depression. This basically sends me into a bad headspace and I finally realized that I needed to get on antidepressants. We don't talk to for like, 4-5 months, until he finally messages me again. I do end up talking to him but it's at this point I'm completely devoided of any real positive feelings from him. I told him about what I've been doing recently and how I got on antidepressants and then he makes a comment how he "didnt believe that I needed to be on antidepressants". I really shouldve blocked him by this point, but I think I was still just used to being reliant on him as a friend/almost partner, but we casually talk for a week or two. The tipping point was when he learned I had a job and then over the course of a few days was like "I dont have any money to buy my friends anything." So i felt like I had to give him money, so I did. My mom found out about me giving money to him (and she knew about this guy anyway, as I first told her that I met him online through gaming and basically updated her on everything, she kept a watchful eye and ear out, don't worry), and she gave me a reality check and said I needed to confront him about what was going on, about why he was flakey and if he was honest about things like his age or certain struggles he was going through (she found his facebook and yeah, that's normally an invasion of privacy but I think it was warranted). And basically just to cut him out of my life since I was 18, about to turn 19 (and I never flirted with him, mainly just complimented him, and I never sent him anything like nudes and neither did he). I had one last conversation with him but my memory just really blocks it out, it was over a discord call. I never really got closure from talking to him but I dont plan on ever reaching out to him again (plus he blocked me afterward, loser).

I'm 22 now, and I get that OP you're 17, and are coming from a place of concern, and I would say that concerns/awareness of groomers are (rightfully) being taught more to the younger generation. But I want to stress that while a 7 year gap can be weird, this doesnt seem like the case of grooming, especially since they did not meet when W was a minor. Like many commenters are saying, they are in similar stages of their life where they both align, socially and goal wise. There is the case of adolescence stopping/brain finishing development when you're 25 but honestly? I could easily meet and date a 27 year old now, Hell, I couldve probably met a 27 year old when I was 20. It really depends on the circumstances on when they met and how they met. This is just my perspective though.

And like, you can be friends or know people that are considerably older than you. Jobs and college are literally like this. And 7 years is not old. You wouldnt call the 7 year age gap between a 40 year old with a 47 year old weird.

I also think that you're not giving her enough credit and are babying her (while you yourself are 17. Sure you are closer in years and are offering a friend perspective but you're also talking about grooming, which is mostly centered around a minor and adult, or when it involves someone with a clearly stronger power imbalance, like a boss with their employee). I do get her struggle in bring social recluse/isolated, as I'm on the autism spectrum, which does make things harder like picking up on social cues and have had period in live life where I kept to myself socially because putting in the effort to mask more was draining (and wouldnt you know it, makes it "easier" to be groomed), but it's not impossible, and it gets easier to manage. I mean, she managed to get into that friend group you mentioned, which is great for her! And I hope she does come back fo the meetups or otherwise keeps in touch with them in some way.

I apologize for the rant (and I do consider my experience to be 'lucky' almost, because it couldve been worse), and in the end it's not my business, but really wanted to express that her dating a 27 year old at 20 is okay. She met her partner in a good environment at a good time. You should reach out an apologize and talk it out.

AITA for disapproving of my best friend's relationship? (CW for grooming)

Context: about a year ago I (17, transmasc) joined a local group for queer teenagers to hang out and do stuff together (we meet once a week at the library). The group consists of roughly 10 people and I usually get along with all of them, but my closest friend in the group is W (20, transfem). I would say she's my best friend in general, and I think she'd say the same for me. I'm still in high school and W goes to the community college here.

A few weeks ago, myself, W, and another friend from the group, J (18, cis guy) were over at my place. After a while W said she had some news for us - she'd gotten into a relationship! W used to be (and still is) very socially isolated. She didn't have any friends to speak of before joining the group, not even online, so for her to find a romantic partner was super exciting and I was honestly really proud of her. I obviously wanted to hear more about it, so I asked her to elaborate and this is where things go off the rails.

She said that her new girlfriend (let's call her L) was also trans, and that she was 27. She said they'd met in college and started spending more and more time together. She told us she'd honestly just expected to be friends, but over the winter break L officially asked her out, she was elated, and since then they'd been spending basically all their free time together. immediately alarm bells started ringing in my head - I asked her if I'd heard it right, that L is 27, and W responded yeah, and she knows it's a little strange, but she doesn't mind, so whatever.

I tried to calmly tell her that a 7 year age gap is way too much and that it's not a safe relationship to be in. She immediately got defensive, saying she's an adult and she can do what she wants, etc etc. I said I don't care if she's technically an adult, that's still fucking creepy! I asked J, who had been keeping quiet the whole time, to back me up, but all he did was give me that "I don't know, it's not my place to say anything" bullshit. I was genuinely shocked, I thought he would have supported me but he just… waffled. We had all gotten pretty heated, and at this point W had stood up and started shuffling over to the door. She started in saying I was overreacting over nothing, that they'd been together for not even two weeks, and she didn't need my permission to have this relationship. She said she thought she could trust me, she only told me because she thought I'd be happy for her, on and on, and then she walked out.

It's been a few weeks since then, and she hasn't shown up to the group at the library. I've been too scared to text her because she's clearly pissed off at me. I recognize that I wasn't very good at keeping my composure, and I definitely could have been kinder about it, but I was just scared for my friend. It would be worrying if anyone had gotten into a relationship with that much of an age gap - but she has essentially 0 social skills, and hasn't been in a relationship before, so I'm terrified that she's being taken advantage of because of her inexperience.

What are these acronyms?

[faerielovesanime]

Banana scandal got me so mad im loggin onto tumblr to rant....

First of all, the author fully bullying taehwan after giving him all this childhood trauma and end up with severe abandonment issues??? WAS THE ENDING.

Taehwan was sexually assaulted by Mike his guardian while being the token immigrant eldest child forced to survive in a foreign place alone with no one to turn to at a young age. THIS onto of the racism, isolation, and bullying he received throughout his childhood. He strived hard to be the nurturing older brother, got good grades internships, the unproblematic child, and mr.popular. He kept majority of his relationships at arms lank to not get hurt by anyone nor to disappoint anyone.

The next time he was assaulted was by Yeonwu. Kissing someone unconscious WOULD FREAK ANYONE OUT. If a friend did that to me in high school regardless of sexuality or gender I WOULD CURSE THEM OUT. seeing as yeonwu and taehwan were friends for years and end up in same college your telling me the only time they could genuinely talk was that night??? And taehwan wasn't even initially upset when talking to yeonwu again he was being his usual politely conditioned self. He only became sadistic when yeonwu (idc who the fuck gets drunk off 1 beer??? It's like 12% alcohol fucking hate these story lines) jumps him. Then he remembers their last encounter where he was jumped as well. Like wouldn't that piss any normal person off but because taehwan liked him he started the start of bdsm relation. Yeonwu was down bad im sorry yall he woulda sucked his dick regardless drunk on 12% alcohol, sober, fever induced, possessed by a demon whatever plot device it was he was gonna eat him if taehwan dropped it out...

The bdsm relationship was seen as bad??? Whatever they didnt really talk it out properly with safe words and such but the author made it seem like it was all bad when all of the toys were yeonwu's and taehwan was just actually making him use them. Taehwan didn't even know how to use them so why was this all put on him being sadistic when yeonwu willingly went to him everytime?? Of course taehwan felt superior they were doing a S and M play wtf??? And outside of the bdsm they were getting to know each other again...they were only fuck buddies for like what 2 months acting like it was 2 years and taehwans feelings were slowly developing over that short 2 month period.

Yeonwu actually not liking bdsm play??? Just like him dating random men he didn't even like on the app??? He came from taehwan stepping on him??? I'm confused on what yeonwu actually likes cuz what. His self esteem issues and religious parents upbringing were all valid but I think he laid the blame on taehwan way too thick.

Taehwan reenacting the high school kiss to saying he should have responded with kissing him back and yeonwu going along with it made me sick. The scene was cute but yeonwu still dumped him after lol

Taewhan still sleeps with the light on. Wakes up in a terror if he actually goes to sleep cuz he has fucking sleep paralysis from being assualted in his sleep. Wakes up angry and swinging is not funny or normal...his roommate knowing this and think he's desperate to be around people all the time instead of popular. No one knows the real taehwan cuz he's still scared to let people in besides Emma a side character who lives far away and barely confides in.

The professor at his school just being there and not being addressed??? While taehwan did everything to bring yeonwu's stalker and assaulter to justice. Only yeonwu gets relief while taehwan's assaulter living it up as a professor wtf is this? Taehwan beating that guys ass, trying to find a solution GENUINELY for yeonwu and gets put down by yeonwu so he reacts in the way there relationship is built on and tries to sleep with him yeonwu tells him to fuck off he does and they cool the relationship, later he does all this research to find his attacker after another incident and just leaves the info for yeonwu to do with as he pleases. No one does that for taehwan he's doing what no one did for him.

They really shouldn't have shown me taehwans point of view of wallowing and craving any type of attention. The man was literally screaming help for like 20 chapters with no answer. Still unanswered cuz he's more dependent on yeonwu then ever.

Idk my rant is all over the place but I'm just saying taehwan didn't deserve to be abandoned for 2.5 years like it's cool whatever if you wanna break up for a bit and establish an actual relationship. Idk how tf yeonwu got Conditioned in a 2month bdsm relationship he all of a sudden hated but go off I guess.

[harryfeatgaga]

Regardless of Harry’s relationship status, writing and reading basically porn about him on the regular is fucking weird. And that includes all the concepts you publish on this blog lmao. If you don’t think that fan fiction in this fandom contributes to fans projecting on him and seeing him as more of a fantasy than a human, you’re lying. Not to mention the countless boundaries that are crossed. Real person fanfic is gross. There’s nothing wrong with finding him attractive and expressing it, but there’s definitely a line. And no matter what Harry wears or how he acts on stage when he’s literally performing, it doesn’t mean he wants or is asking for you to be extremely weird about him lmao??? He said himself he tries not to think about himself being a sex symbol like 😭 At the end of the day you’re all strangers to him and you’re nothing more than fans at his shows. And he’s an artist. He might have laughed at some rude signs, cheekily serenaded fans and had banter with people at shows, but none of that actually crosses into his personal life. Im sorry but the way you talked about that video of him literally smiling and waving at someone says it all 😭 He can’t even smile at a fan without you making it into a y/n fantasy. You’re in your late twenties girl……you have thousands of followers and you’re encouraging this. “He’s a 28 year old whore” He loves sex? I wouldn’t have guessed! I’m betting his girlfriend does too, good for them! he’s still in a committed relationship with a woman who has kids, the man isn’t dating her because he’s not serious lmao. He’s nearly 30 guys. It’s not nice to completely downplay his feelings or imply his relationship isn’t that deep. How the hell y’all think you can speak on whether he’s gonna get married soon is beyond me goodbye. Oh and if this bothers you and your anons who are completely up your ass then idc because you need to hear it. What you do on this blog is disgusting, just like larries who write about him and Louis, just like wattpad harries, just like all other fic writers who go into explicit territory.

[sprites4ever]

Okay, one can do a lot of with fan creations, but this is not cool.

Putting a partisan stance on a real-world conflict in the mouth of a character you don't own, without the consent of the original creators, is awful, regardless of legality or what the stance is.

If you wanna use your reach to voice your position, do it out of character, or make an annotation on your posts. People have a right to choose whether they want to look up fan creations on a Disney show, or be told partisan political positions.

Unconnected to the aforementioned, personal stance, since everyone and their granddad is taking sides in this pointless, millenia-old conflict:

Idc how much unfounded, vitriolic hatred either side sends at me, I'm not changing this. FUCK Benjamin Netanyahu and FUCK Ayatollah Khamenei. These two insecure megalomaniacs are the core of this conflict, and everything else around it is propaganda. Netanyahu is a warmonger who got the radical Hamas elected as government of Gaza in 2008, because he knew they were radicals. Because he knew he could antagonize Palestinians with them in power. Hamas, just like Hezbollah, the PMF and what they all call themselves, only exist because the theocrats in Iran don't want to fight Israel themselves, funding proxies. Both sides commit atrocities. Both sides think themselves completely in the right. Both sides want to found their ideal state on the blood and bone of the other. However, as a German, I am especially sensitive to people saying 'Zionists DNI'. Do you even know the connotations of that word?? This word is what was used to start the Holocaust. And seriously, Left-wing Western Gen Z kids should NOT be unmovingly on the side of Palestine. Try being LGBT+ in a post-conservative society where the values perpetuated by Islamic theologians are the same as those perpetuated by Christian theologians in the middle ages. This doesn't invalidate the Palestinian's existence and culture, I'm just saying that you people need to reflect a bit more, to avoid being controlled by propaganda. Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims used to live together, actually.

EDIT: If anyone intends to respond to this in an aggressive manner, don't bother. You'll waste both our time, because you can't convince me to change this stance, especially not with rage. I'm open to discussion and debate, but I know the state people on both sides enter when raging about this conflict. Somehow, everyone who's picked a side here is completely impossible to talk to when enraged about the topic. The Middle East is cursed, with how it makes everyone who even talks about its territories desire the most insane war. So, to everyone who matches that description: Don't bother responding to this. Please, save both of us the time. In fact, you could probably use yours to campaign for your side, toward people who are willing to choose either Israel or Palestine.

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[hella1975]

Recommend some tv shows too plss

this is an old ask bc i've been saving it oops. this is gonna get long as well so i'll put a cut for all those who don't want to scroll endlessly when this comes on ur dash lmfao <3

I'm going to categorise these because my taste is SO messy, starting with...

Anime

avatar: the last airbender = (listen i know there's a big thing about if it's an anime or not but yk what i mean don't yell at me). so 99% of you have watched this but surprisingly there's a few of you here that follow me just for the shits and gigs, so to you i say go watch atla! beautiful showstopping nostalgic complex characters jawdropping worldbuilding etc etc

jujutsu kaisen = you knew this was coming. plot that wows. notably complex female characters for a genre that typically doesn't do too well in that regard. angst central but it's SO good that you won't even be too mad about it. only one season so far so it's an easy watch, though there's a film coming soon!

haikyuu = fucking hell i adore this show. there is such a huge cast of characters yet every single one is individual and fleshed out. the parallels and the journey and the banter is all so so fantastic. a feel-good show <3

Young Adult

atypical = i will shout about this show from the rooftops. the main focus is a teenage autistic boy navigating teenage life, but it also branches out into the members of his family and their own personal lives, especially in s2 where there's a wlw relationship!!! but the main focus is sam and i really hope they keep that in s3 regardless of all the hype casey and izzie - rightfully - got

teen wolf - im not even embarrassed. i love this dumb show. i am going to marry stiles stilinski and no one can stop me

skam - holy shit holy shit holy shit this is a TOP rec pls watch this. everyone's always arguing between if skins or euphoria is the most realistic portrayal of adolescence (spoilers: it's neither) but THIS is genuinely so realistic. the characters look like teenagers and have acne and talk like real teenagers would and they have serious problems that not all teenagers can relate to but they also have more relatable issues too. it's just incredible i could talk about skam for hours. there's a lot of renditions of it so you can watch it in a lot of languages (i've watched most of them idc if it's the same storyline each time you can take skam from my cold dead hands) but the best is the original, which is norwegian

sex education - it's a little more forced than skam, but i'm gonna say this is another show about teenagers that genuinely captures teenagers, and it is so so important. it doesn't ignore the fact that teenagers are having sex, nor does it sexualise it. instead, it's what it is in the title; educating. but in a fictional and fun and UNCRINGEY way. and representation wise it covers A LOT so all in all give it a watch

derry girls - obsessed. it's set during the troubles but is focused more on the girls and their everyday lives INTERTWINED with that turmoil, and it's genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever watched. but if you see me sobbing at james saying he's a derry girl then no you don't

Fantasy/Sci-Fi/Etc?? idk how genres work

merlin - if you haven't watched this by now then honestly what are you doing?? boy has magic and show is wildly homoerotic. that's it that's the plot. also gwaine exists and that makes my life significantly better

the good place - *screams loud and long* hilarious and existential??? idk how but it works

stranger things - i really don't think i need to explain this one bc it's everywhere but just know the dynamics and humour and soundtrack are all >>>>>>>>

the 100 - one of the first shows i ever really got into. the first 4 seasons are genuinely incredible, with such interesting plot points and characters and relationships and worldbuilding etc. it went downhill after that in my opinion but still worth a watch. octavia blake and raven reyes were my bisexual awakening

misfits - SUCH AN ICONIC SHOW honestly if you can't quote this on the regular to your mates then what are you doing (actually that might just be a brit thing). this started my all-consuming crush on robert sheehan that has yet to go away. it's about a group of young offenders getting super powers which SOUNDS like it should be childish but really really isn't

dark - holy shit okay. i started watching this just bc it was at a time where i was studying for my german gcse and my sister was studying for her german a-level SIMULTANEOUSLY and we both needed some easy revision, so we went 'sod it let's find a tv show'. we were so unprepared. holy shit. the brain power i used to understand this show im-. and not because it's complicated per say, it's just so so so fascinating. proper mind fuck. i don't know anyone else who's watched it so i am ALL EARS if anyone gives this a go

K-Dramas

crash landing on you - this is my favourite kdrama and one of my favourite shows of ALL TIME. the set up is fucking GOLDEN and the main group of characters are literally enemies to found family and i adore it so fucking much. i rewatch this all the time. comfort show of 2020 (and that's saying something bc we all know what a shambles 2020 was) ((this has also reminded me that this is yet another media me and kai have together. hi kai im in love with you))

descendants of the sun - i just really love the romance here and also the friendship between the male mc and his best mate lmfao. hi wolf aha *leans on my lambourgini*

suspicious partner - the female mc is such a mood and i adore her. the romance here is again top notch bc it's just that 'person A is a mess and person B is VERY fucking exasperated' trope and im a sucker for that

Misc

friday night dinner - this is HUGE in my friendship group. like literally you get scorned if someone makes a friday night dinner reference and you don't get it. also fucking hilarious and the only valid sibling dynamic in all of media. the plot is literally just these two adult boys come home every friday to have dinner with their parents but shenanigans always ensue bc the boys are IDIOTS or bc their insane neighbour (jim my beloved) does some dumb shit. it gets a bit ridiculous at times but honestly is so funny, watch it if you need something light and happy <3

peaky blinders - i didn't know which category to put this in so despite it being at the very end i would like it to be known that this is one of my favourite shows OF ALL TIME. i love the storyline and the brothers and holy shit the SOUNDTRACK. alfie solomens is played by tom hardy and you can just tell tom hardy is having a fucking ball with it bc alfie solomens is CRAZY kjdhgjkdhg. it's based on a real life gang in birmingham and it's about how they started out proper working class and made their way in the world because one of the brothers - tommy shelby - is really smart. literally kaz brekker before kaz brekker came along

christ i knew this was gonna be long but FUCKING HELL HELLA SHUT UP FOR ONCE okay im done i definitely missed some but these are the main ones for your viewing pleasure <3

[rose--hathaways]

okay i’ve been distracted all day at work thinking about my thoughts re: the vampire academy reveal so here we go: ⬇️

rose: sisi stringer gets my tick of approval (not that anyone cares lmao), she is gorgeous she is fierce (and she’s australian so you KNOW i’m gonna support her) and i am HERE for some diversity in the cast. questioning the description where it says she’s the strongest fighter in her class because uhh she missed two years of training right? i’m assuming lissa and rose still ran away in this adaption?? she was so bad at combat that dimitri had to train her out of hours just to catch her up to her peers?? not a huge negative for me though, we all know rose is a badass & she caught up super quick to her classmates anyway so not a big deal

lissa: daniela nieves looks sweet but also like she could stab you, which is exactly the vibe is get from lissa (except lissa wouldn’t stab someone ofc, she would just compel them into thinking they were stabbed). i don’t mind that she doesn’t look like book lissa, but i do wonder if it will effect the little insecurities and jealousies that rose has around lissa in the books, but honestly they aren’t pivotal to the plot so idc. also i know everyone is talking about the “younger sister to the heir apparent” part of her description, honestly i think this is just in reference to andre taking the title of prince dragomir not the actual throne, but i could be wrong idk we’ll see and i mean she ends up as queen anyway soooo

dimitri: i was sold at kieron moore’s cheekbones tbh. and he’s actually 24! that’s right folks normal twenty-four years olds don’t look thirty! i’m loving his insta interactions already so i feel like he’s captured who dimitri is already, and i’m sure he can put on a russian accent perfectly well please please let him have a russian accent. still wondering if they will mess with his age, but i’m going to assume he’s still 24, judging by the description, and that maybe rose has been aged up?? idk, i just can’t wait to see him with long hair and a duster

christian: YES. andrè dae kim is 100% the closest character visually to what i imagined! love this!! getting the vibe that he’ll be the one to make the st vladimir connection? book christian didn’t come off as being very studious, except when it came to helping lissa, but he was also a total smartass so who knows what he got up to outside of rose’s POV. very keen to see that his backstory isn’t being brushed off and overall absolutely love him!!

victor: i never actually gave much thought to how victor looks, so j august richards is great in my books! i’m very keen to see some lgbtq+ representation in this series, but i’m kinda concerned that they’ve chosen (who i presume will be) the series’ villain to be the one in a same-sex relationship?? i’m also a bit confused & very curious about him having two daughters?? natalie is such a pivotal part of book one, unless they’re splitting her part into two i’m not sure how this would work? though a part of me wonders if they’re going to make robert doru’s character a child of victor’s, or even avery lazar’s character his child?? idk but should be interesting

tatiana: VOGEL??? this is where i get super confused. she sounds like tasha (without the relation to christian), but her name is tatiana but she’s also clearly not queen tatiana soooo ??? i saw a very cool post from @sydneysageivashkov talking about how they think there might be multiple timelines involved, in which case vogel could be a maiden/married name for queen tatiana?? that would be cool. regardless, not really sure what is happening here but i guess we’ll see 🤷🏼‍♀️

mia: KARP??? again, i am confused. i can definitely see her having book mia’s doll-like cute features, and i’m not too fussed about her not having the curly blonde hair tbh as someone who has naturally curly blonde hair i absolutely hate seeing others with it because of the second hand pain lmao. now getting to the part we all actually care about in mia’s description: lgbtq+ mia!! oh my fuckin god i am HEEEEEERE for this, mia has always been gay let’s be real here folks, i love this. also is she going to be related to sonya karp?????? questionsssss

meredith: tbh i sometimes forget that meredith exists so seeing her as a main character is uhhh ??? weird ???? is she replacing eddie? god i fuckin hope not. maybe she’s one of victor’s children?? idk. it’s weird but i’m curious to see where they’re going with her, plus it’s be good to see more female dhampirs because let’s be honest we don’t really see anyone other than rose and eventually dimitri’s family in the book series

sonya: ARE WE GETTING PRE-STRIGOI SONYA??? ohhhh i am KEEN. not sure how it’ll effect the storyline, maybe it’ll be told through flashbacks, again going back to the multiple timelines idea? also mikhail????? i didn’t think the books brought him into it until later, but idk i love them sm i am so excited for this. sonya is a little younger than i imagined, but i actually don’t see that as being a bad thing. also is she related to mia now???

mason: aw i’m gonna be sad if he doesn’t have red hair i won’t lie, but at the end of the day it’s really about attitude with mason and i think andrew liner will pull it off really well. his description seems to be pretty on-character, but it looks like the tv show is maybe going to play some sort of classmate rivalry between mason and rose?? could be interesting, idk, still looks like he’s gonna be a big simp for rose though lmao bless

so yeah i have concerns buuuuut i’m gonna wait it out and see what they do with it. lemme know what you guys think too!! x

[bonsai62]

JJK Chpater 138:

1. First of all... everyone...

The nerve of this fine ass puto for saying this. Not only did he disrespect Maki, he disrespected Mai. No women should ever be behind a man and if some people still think like that fuck you idc. You know what... I’m glad he’s toxic so if Maki is gonna rise from her being close to death we can see her beat his ass. With Mai on the side + Nobara (if she’s alive) because we all know Nobara would defiantly kick his ass. I’m not gonna lie though, we’ve always been very curious on how the clans are on the inside and now it’s time to see that. He seems like a very interesting character regardless of him being machismo. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I can’t wait to see his powers and fighting style.

2. Megumi being head of the zenin clan.

You know what... I’m not surprise that Toji did an reverse uno card on the family. Toji probably already knew that was gonna happen but in all reality... I doubt Megumi would choose that position. I think he would give it to Maki (Idk if that’s allowed lol) since they’re related. Also, if Maki were to accept she would defiantly change everything that is toxic and wrong with the clan. She would start from scratch with her sister (Maybe.. you know... Nobara 😏) and create a clan that isn’t jsit about power and corruption.

3. Puto wants to kill Yuji and Megumi.

Okay, if we are being real here most people are like that tbh and wanting to kill a family member to take over the thrown. Hello, Scar from the lion king 😭 as much as I don’t want to say it but I kinda can’t wait for puto and Megumi to interact and everything. Lowkey would be cool. If Yuji and Megumi happen to actually see each other, we can see a good duo again with them and this time it would be a good fight since they already fought together before! But I am nervous on how he’s gonna go after them considering that Yuji is very vulnerable and Megumi too. Look, all I’m saying is homeboy is gonna get his ass beat 😭😭😂

4. Megumi looking for Yuji

Honestly... are we really surprised? He was ready to murder and die for Yuji... again you can’t deny the fact that Megumi really cares for Yuji. And I’m a say this one more time: Yuji better acknowledges it becaus if he can acknowledge Nobara for being by his side and not being alone then he should do it with Megumi too. I have no seen Yuji done that or maybe he does it in the down low, who knows. Or maybe he did and I just forgot.But, yeah, while we are all like “ahhh” at the fact that Megumi is looking for Yuji, it still puts him in a bad position with his wack ass family.

5. Yuji protecting Fushi and not returning to his friends

Very, very, very solid argument. I know I said that yuji hasn’t acknowledge that Megumi is willing to risk a lot of things for him but I appreciate him for doing what’s best for Megumi. Away from Sukuna. Yuji and Megumi has this guilt that’s been going on since they first met. They both want to protect each other but their way of protecting each other is different.

Yuji= staying away from Megumi

Megumi = Being by Yuji side no matter what

If I was in Yuji’s position I would’ve done the same. He already blames himself for a lot of things but I think he knows Fushi better and his friends that they know it’s not Yuji’s fault... it’s the fine ass curse fault for acting up. But still he wants to protect them. Understandable! I think if they give us a couple of more chapters we will see how things are. Remember, Choso told Yuji to go if he wanted to but he chose to stay for a very logical reason. Yuji’s friends are so damn important to him.

Also, I am very glad that my question had been answer about if yuji knows that Sukuna wants something from Fushi. Sukuna is evil... not Kurama evil but that mf is evil. We all have our theories that hes gonna use Megumi’s powers to help him. However, Megumi won’t slide. He’s probably gonna use his sister and Yuji against him. Which sounds about right to me becasue I know I would if I wanted something lol!

But one thing that I notice that is always going to be in the back of Yuji’s head is that saying that Fushi told him when they got into that one time argument. I really do hope that when Fushi and Yuji meet up they can finally talk. I know I’ve been waiting for them to have that closure and that never ending guilt that both of them have for each other, like, please... give us closure from our boys! 😭

Other than that this was a good fucking chapter. I love that we get to see the second ark rise tbh like it gets my stomach all twisted and shit 😭

Oh... and Yuuta needs a slap on the face of he ever tried to do soemthing to Yuji because he should know his place better than anyone else. But I’m still gonna pretend that his lik scene with the higher ups was a circus show 😌 a standing ovation 😌

[helpfulbug]

can you do jotaro for the character hc thing? 👀

OUH i just saw the first part 3 german dub episode and entered sdc brainrot once again so u KNOW im thinking of him.

ask promt

Headcanon A:  realistic

we didnt see it but hes super different w holly after sdc. not in a super obvious way but his mom can tell hes more alert about her after everything. its a real conflict for him to leave home and when he lives in america he still calls home always. he goes fully silent on holly too when hes getting into stand business but unlike his wife who just gives up after a certain point holly ALWAYS giving him a talking to for leaving them in the dark about everything

in short i know jotaro and his mom have a super loving relationship w her being able to understand the less typical ways hes caring towards her and im super upset we didnt see more of it

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

i know its been a while but im still a big enjoyer of the "my wife took x in the divorce" meme and ofc. jotaros wife took star platinum in the divorce. they both dont realize until like 2 weeks after. jotaro is trying to get star platinum to check if the graphics in his powerpoint are actually centered meanwhile his ex wife has just accepted she has a cool superpower and puts possessed by a ghost? in her tinder bio

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

i cant get too into it bc. this would get like 40 pages long but wahwahwahwahwah jotaros disregard for his own life. even in sdc josephs "final" message to him is "save yourself i dont want you to die fighting dio you need to survive. you beat him by living on" and jotaro is like idc i will do it regardless it doesnt matter. and ofc how much worse it has gotten in diu like hes not accepting any help from the main gang he only talked to josuke to tell him to not get involved he almost sacrifices himself for koichi in the sheer heart attack fight bc he feels guilty for even taking him along and ohhhhhh lets not even get started about part 6 jotaro...he knew he fucking KNEW it was a trap when he went to get jolyne in stocean and still he was like. doesnt matter i need to get her out im not waiting on any back up im going in on my own. and he didnt even care if he died he just wanted jolyne out of there. he doesnt even seem sad about her not believing he cares for her at all hes just resigned about it he doesnt say anything to her until hes literally 10 seconds from dying WAHH its all too much. just part 5 confirming hes been fighting stand users all this time and leaving everything behind for that..thinks about how erina was trying to break the cycle w joseph and cries so fucking hard bc jotaro was still in it but SPOILERS FOR PART 6 his daughter is the one to end it all which is also very poetic but lets not get into jolyne/stone ocean

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

JOLYNE KNOWING HER FAMILY u cant tell me holly wouldnt have gone crazy the moment she was a grandma and ofc her little step brother is one of the first people she tells (theyre on very good terms (works very well w the whole holly goes to morioh instead of joseph in part 4 but alas i might work it all out some day)) and so jolyne visits/gets visited people from all over the world she learns to speak japanese and maybe a bit of french (abdul and polnareff fighting over which french dialect is valid to use) and is one of maybe 3 ppl that can calm iggy anyways even if jotaro wasnt always there for her she deserves to be loved by his family and friends all over the world

[mychemicalaromanticism]

system headcanons because its my lore and i make the rules

whether theyre desert or cityborn theres a LOT of potential childhood trauma for these guys to go through which made me realize i could make em all systems. theyre all hosts/cores but whatever idc. this is also mostly focused on what each of their systems is like and not how they experience did/osdd as a whole. okay disclaimer over

fun ghoul is polyfragmented. he also has the most non-human alters. the whole system, himself included, will move shit and immediately forget where they put it, resulting in a lot of arguments of whose fault it was that they couldn't find their raygun for a week. they all have conversations out loud because ghoul doesnt care if people think hes crazy. he also kind of prefers talking to alters because he can hear them more clearly than people outside.

kobra kid has a lot of introjects (fictional and factual- is it called factual? real people). he has versions of himself, party, their parents, a childhood friend, a random killjoy he met and thought was nice, etc. he has a mousekat alter. kobra is the most likely to fully leave the front when he feels stressed/threatened rather than dissociate or co-front. new hc: kobra kid has never fronted for a fight. most of his early splits came from how he relied on fiction growing up. he didnt have many real life people he felt he could lean on, so he turned to characters instead.

jet star has a lot of persecutors and trauma/memory holders. he bottles up/internalizes so much stuff that his brain just shoves it onto someone else. he does not have access to a lot of memories and it gets very frustrating. a lot of his alters will force their way to the front to do whatever and he'll come back to a lot of his collections missing or broken- or there'll be new additions, which is nice. he has an introject of fun ghoul from when they first met. sometimes he feels like he doesnt count as a host because of how often his alters take control (someone needs to set up some communication).

party poison is also polyfragmented. they wander off a lot when theyre dissociated, regardless of whos fronting. they have intense nightmares that end up getting repressed by other system members. they have an introject of mad gear and are really embarrassed about it (no offense mad gear alter :( you are loved). their attitude towards being a system changes sometimes but they mostly keep it private. not that it stops other alters from doing dumb shit or saying they're a system but anyone who didn't know them would assume they were just being weird cause theyre just kinda like that.

please imagine the fab four except its 100+ vague individuals squabbling and interacting in the most disorganized way possible

[liberons]

so anyways have a weird pseudo-meta on the 239894 ways levi’s character could’ve been better used story-wise

tbh i do believe yams had it in him to write a nice, tight, cohesive story where everything could’ve fallen in place well enough -- at least to the point where actions made sense with reference to established character personalities and arcs within the story. i have no issue with regression, but you can’t make it half-assed or just. entirely left-field and leave it at that and ok moral of the story i’m like, 90% sure come from being far too invested in the fandom as an author. NEVER change your story because of someone else’s opinion when it’s SERIALISED y’all.

SECTION  I .     KILL  HIM  OFF  !

let’s be honest !!!  this is the most obvious !!!  we get it he’s popular, you’ll get backlash, yaddi yadda ya girl’s tired.

(  i .  )   why didn’t eren kill him.

why

remember what levi was actually established to DO early on? the whole “i’ll take care of eren if he goes manic”? his WHOLE NARRATIVE PURPOSE? would be great if we, you know, played with that At All.

how fucking FRIGHTENING would eren’s final form be if it just fucking nipped levi in the bud? if levi, completely fine and uninjured, stayed true to his word and lead to handle eren, just to be fucking annihilated? eren has like 60 fucking titans inside him INCLUDING the activated founding. I THINK IT’S PRETTY FAIR TO REDEFINE HIM AS BEING FUCKING OP NOW.

just define some real form of tension come on.

this could’ve also just. so naturally shifted the tension in mikasa’s direction. literally everyone instinctively has mikasa jotted down as second-best-next-to-levi, both in and out of canon. it would make sense for other characters to just eye awkwardly in deciding mikasa ‘has’ to be the next one to try through the framing bias that presents. 

right now it’s like it’s not even her choice but everyone decided it would be for no goddamn reason. why does mikasa need to be ok with killing eren at all??? why cant one of YALL do it????????? and like mikasa kills him but then presents absolutely no real conclusion in doing so. we get 0 insight into what’s really going on in her head and WE DONT EVEN GET TO SEE IT !!!!!!!!!!

(  i i .  )   zeke if yOu’Re goNnA do it dO it RIGHT

to stay more true to canon, here’s way better ways zeke could’ve actually been rid of him that aren’t. regressing and dumb lmao:

zeke’s still a war chief, he’s had YEARS of troop strategy / planning up his sleeves. why didn’t he use turning levi’s squad into a means to set up some real traps because what’s he gonna do to a bomb, huh? Fight it?

or better yet, spike more than just levi’s squad and just have swarms and waves of mindless titans coming in to provide that distraction.

or have more help?? there’s all the yeagerists at your disposal and not ONE can secretly set something up with you?

overall like zeke should know levi’s skill and levi shouldn;t have to assume zeke’s not ?????????????? “willing to die”??????????? WTF????? AREN’T YOU WHY WOULDN'T HE BE?????

god anyways

zeke kills levi u know what that sets up? the fact that he’s pretty fucking clever and powerful on his own???? so now when eren & zeke team up to cause the rumbling, regardless of zeke’s original intent, would make them Far more horrifying to the rest of the crew; 

tbh i feel like this should mean moving the ‘reveal’ of eren’s betrayal to the very end of the manga when eren explains everything through path visions bc at least it keeps his moral grey area more.... grey. 

we know by the end that he betrayed zeke so it’s like ok So Yes He’s Doing Summ For The Greater Good But What and at least this would balance the scales of mass murder a lil by not snipping all the men i fucking Guess lmao god

(  i i i .  )    RUMBLE HIM

step on him 

but really he can just??? die during the rumbling???? point blank??????????? why were there not more major character casualties lmao boi

if the colossal titans are just far too many and far too boring, all the previous titans on eren’s back is so delicious and should’ve been drawn out im not sorry about it.

where’s the 349873 iterations of character x character teaming up and slowly getting better at absolutely Slicing these bastards? WHERE ARE THEY? 

i want my warriors x stray marleans x survey squads just dedicated to keeping the 9 titan iterations out of eren’s neck.

he could’ve finally killed zeke here too but i’m gonna get to that whole thing lmao god.

we've also established him getting wounded when others are involved (à la leg injury helping mikasa) so have him??? sacrifice???? to help others like finish his empathy arc

let him sacrifice himself by keeping the titans back while armin blows up idc

and for all of these — it doesn’t even have to be a quick death. let him lose a body part and die of blood loss. let his organs fail. let him get infected like yo not every death has to be in 3s flat.

SECTION II .     OR  DON’T  !

like. let’s just say there’s absolutely no way your publicist is gonna let you kill this character. you love him too much / he’s become a weird self-insert. ok sure. YOU CAN STILL DO SOMETHING.

( i .  )  why does he just. not grow.

he’s five three but does his heart have to be?

anyways fr he’s literally a huge fucking asshole and he doesn’t grow out of it. no one ever point out that it’s terrible. the biggest blacklash he gets is historia punching him like pew. and it’s not even addressed why she did that. it’s just like haha, yep.

can we get him some uhhhh??? clear empathy ???? some actual growth?? like we know he went from the guy beating eren up Excessively to forcing historia to be queen to giving armin the colossus, and then back to just slicing zeke up uselessly and caring about one (1) thing. like he was clearly on a path somewhere.

like first of all, holy fuck get over it. it’s like he had a manic episode for 4 years just obsessing over killing zeke when the game changed buddy??? it’s been established that the issue is No Longer zeke why are we so hard on this. his entire character just becomes kill monkee because his arc is DONE so if we’re going to keep him around find something else?? or CONTINUE to develop him.

make him grow his soft skills as a leader. make him learn how to stick around his team and know exactly how to fall back. 

if he’s injured, make him LITERALLY stay back and learn how to handle those he has to keep back with him.

make him struggle keeping morale. 

make him argue with some of the non-paradisians, or even those from paradis that are like what the FUCK and just learn to offer his perspective.

if he’s so obssessed with zeke maybe uh?? address that with someone???? talk it out with your therapist buddy you’ve clearly not come to terms with the fact you let erwin die and he has no reason to be so caught up by that and if he does like lmao ok let us see and understand it???

( i i .  )   do something with the ackermans

that’s it that’s the post

idek what else to put here i want this fucker dead