#idc if it's technically like english or something

[evablueblanket]

Daily Writing

so I'm doing a thing where I write daily and around the last week of December I compiled 31 one 1-5 word prompts and NOW ITS ALMOST DONE

For one, this is a testament to my self-proclaimed 'I can't commit to shit' and now I CAN HAHA IN YOUR FACE PAST ME

But the bad part is now I'm almost out lmao I don't really wanna take prompts from like, Febuwhump cause I just wanna do whatever the hell I want without a ton of constraits (atm cause idk if I'd be able to keep this up if I limited myself) (see: last summer where I tried to write daily and make it at least a word longer than the previous day) (It crashed and burned cause I was like "lmao no wdym you can't commit to shit LOSER)

anyways if people has a 1-5 word prompt they feel like sharing go ahead :D It can be put into dialogue, a concept, a setting, whatever you feel like

okie ty <3

[hansslut]

could u do jeonghan W a spit kink while having rough sex and slapping kink pls?

ignore if uncomfortable 💗💗

— LOVE TALK

tags: non!idol y.jh x fem!reader, reader is kinda a bitch sorry not sorry, spit kink, slapping kink, penetrative sex, unprotected sex ( don't be silly, wrap the willy !! ) mirror sex, rough sex, best friends to ...?, bruises, alcohol consumption, dirty talk, slight cheating? ( technically reader is in a situationship with mingyu but they're not exclusive so! and also reader is kinda annoyed w Mingyu cuz he's too vanilla ) jealous and possessive jeonghan that dislikes Mingyu becauseee i said so! ( everything is fiction pls don't attack me )

a/n: i wouldn't have originally posted this because i didn't really like the way i wrote it and it was a planned jeonghan bday special that i gave up halfway but decided that yolo idc anymore 😇 english isn't my first language!! ALSO TYSM FOR REQUESTING <3

Showing up to your best friend's birthday party and barely paying attention to him because you were too busy flirting with your situationship certainly wasn't the move.

Not when you could feel his eyes on you everytime you giggled a bit too much for it to be a genuine laugh, or everytime his hand would brush against your thighs.

Jeonghan wasn't a possessive man, he never really cared about who you dated or what you did with them, but somehow, seeing you with the man he disliked more than anything, Mingyu, triggered something in him.

What did you even find in him? Sure, he was tall, insanely handsome, the smoothest tan skin that he was sure was practically baby soft, and a build to kill for.

But this was his birthday party, what were you doing on another boy's lap?

Before he could continue on overthinking every move of yours, you approached him with a big smile on your glossy lips and your big eyes glimmering.

"Hannie! Happy birthday, i love you so muchh" You said in a whiny voice as you excitedly wrapped your arms around his neck, swaying from one side to another, making him chuckle and wrap one arm around your waist while the other was on your back.

"Hm, yeah? Love you too, baby. You drank a lil bit too much tho, didn't you?" He teased just to hear you whine a bit more and deny it, your words slightly slurred both from the alcohol and your giggles. "Me? Noo, just needed to drink a bit to survive Mingyu, he's a bit...too clingy for someone who doesn't even have the guts to ask me out" you rolled your eyes with a small scoff at the thought of the puppy boy that couldn't get his hands off of you, yet also couldn't express what he wanted either.

This intrigued your best friend, that raised an eyebrow at your words. Too clingy?. "I thought you liked your men clingy" Jeonghan laughed softly while looking you from head to toe, he couldn't deny that he felt a hint of satisfaction at hearing your annoyance with Mingyu.

"I mean, yeah, but he's also too vanilla for my liking. He's a sweet boy, but i just don't really get the hype" You crossed your arms under your chest, pushing it up a bit unconsciously, Jeonghan's eyes immediately darting down.

Before Jeonghan could answer though, a small whine left your lips as you remembered that you forgot to bring your best friend a gift. "Oh, by the way, Hannie, i forgot to buy you a gift, 'm sorry. Just wanted to make sure i was all pretty for tonight and forgot" you pouted and looked up at him through your eyelashes, making him bite his bottom lip. How could he ever get mad at you when you looked this innocent and destroyable in front of him?

"It's fine, don't sweat about it" his gentle voice reassured before taking onto a more mischievous tone. "Though, you do have something i'd like as a present" his lips grazed over the shell of your ear as his hand caressed the swell of your ass.

"Oh really? What is it?" You asked with an excited smile, completely oblivious to what he meant because of the alcohol in your system making you a little dumber than you already were ( as Jeonghan said )

And that's how you found yourself getting pounded on Jeonghan's bed, your legs pressed against your chest as you moaned and threw your head back, catching a glimpse of Jeonghan's smirk in the mirror as he made eye contact with you through it, your walls fluttering around him.

"Shit, pussy was made for me, huh? Look at you, just needing to get fucked by your own best friend" he said while watching his hard dick sliding in and out of your dripping wet hole. "Fucking bitch, god— do you think he'll fuck you the way i do?" He growled and slapped your cheek, making a few tears of pleasure and pain run down the sides of your face, your makeup now completely ruined.

"Jeon-Jeongha-aah! N-no, plea-" you could barely speak through the harsh fucking your pussy was enduring and the pleasure making your body numb, but your little mutters weren't enough for Jeonghan, as he picked up his pace even more.

He let out loud broken moans as he hammered his hips, wet smacking sounds echoing each time your hips met. "Tell me, do you think he'll ever be able to fill your little pussy up this way, hm?" He continued fucking you as hard as he could, striking your cheek even harder than before with his ring clad fingers, his fingers digging into your cheeks, forcing you to open your mouth as he spit into your mouth.

The second you felt his spit hit your tongue, you moaned loudly, the taste of vodka making you drop into a hazy state. "N-no! No hannie, m-mhm, no one can fuck me like you, please" you begged stupidly, already cock drunk, before feeling him pull out, making you whine.

As you went to complain, you felt his hands manhandle your body, forcing you on all fours on the bed, one hand gripping your chin and forcing you to look in the mirror as he started fucking you again, somehow even deeper than before.

"Good girl, wanna cum on my cock, huh? Wanna cum on my cock and make your Hannie happy?" He asked with a smirk as he bit his lip, feeling himself get closer to the edge as he saw you slipping away because of how obsessed you were with the feeling of him balls deep in you.

You nodded and gasped as you felt his fingers circling your swollen clit, making you hide your face in the bedsheets. "Yes, pleasepleaseplease! Hannie! I'm gonna cum, please- Fuck!" You cried out loudly as you came around his cock. The clench around him made him groan and cum deep inside your gripping pussy, throwing his head back and gulping when you pulsed around him, some of his cum dripping out of your pussy.

"Fuck, i guess i don't have to buy you a birthday gift anymore?" You said when you caught your breath, your voice still slightly air as you chuckled and felt him brush his fingers through your sweaty hair, pressing a kiss on your lower back while he giggled.

"Maybe if we go for round 2?" He smirked and looked at the clock on his bedside table, seeing that there were at least 20 minutes left before his birthday ended.

[stychu-stych]

I know that by definition we will probably never get anything out of the "not meant for social media" narilamb pile, but that doesn't mean Im not deadly curious about it, like I want to know so bad it makes me look stupid

Plus I'll forever wander how bad it is. Is it just too embarrassing to share? Is it 'mildly bad and insane, but not enough to not have at least 10 to 20 different fics on AO3 with those same hcs' bad? Is it 'so bad that you CAN'T find it on AO3 of all places' bad? Secret kink you don't want to share with the internet (very valid tbh)? Secret third (technically fifth) thing??? I want to knooooow /hj /sillygoofy

Dhdhdhhd that post is kinda old, I put it on my tumblr when I was more afraid of posting things on the internet. Especially when a lot of people started to follow me in a very short period of time. Everytime I posted something more gore-ish or suggestive I've got reported and sometimes my posts were deleted (mostly on tiktok and instagram). I still don't know if that was just one person doing that or bunch of them, or I was some algorithm lottery winner djdbhdh Maybe people expected something different looking at my artstyle (I know it can be described as "cute") and they were mad when I started posting something else? Idk idc really but it was pain in the ass

I also heard a couple of times from not anonymous people that if I create something about toxic relationships (arts, headcanons etc.) that means I support this kind of behavior. Or "romanticize" is a better word. Some of them changed their mind and apologized so we're good now but still I've received so many of comments like this that I started to carefully select what I want to put on the internet and what I want to put into the closet

But it's better now, I'm not that scared of social media like I used to be, I'm also on therapy and it's going great (not only but mostly because of my growing visibility on social media that was scary for me at that time. Never really talked about that with anyone outside my close friends, this is the first time I'm talking about it publicly. Also don't worry, I'm getting better now 💖)

My headcanons are mostly about narilamb relationship that is super toxic, I'm just really into psychology, emotions and why people behave in some certain way. About hurting each other, being jealous, manipulating and controlling. I just like to analyze why brain can work like that and what has to happen for someone to make them act like that. And I like to put all of that in fictional characters

So yeah, now I think that my headcanons aren't that bad, people are just assholes jdbdhdh I'll probably post more about my Narilamb relationship, I just need to find some straight to write it *sob* And I'm not the strongest soldier if we talk about writing, especially in english sjdhdh but I'll try my best 💪

[checkered-tailed-maverick]

(For some reason my intro post just evaporated or something so round two I guess)

Hi, Hello. My name is Maverick J. Walker, my friends call me Mav or Jaywalker. Im 18, I'm a dude (self made), and I live in a little town in Michigan called Hatchetfield (idc if you are an online creep and want to kill me, try your fucking best. This town is weird as hell. Go Nighthawks.)

Some of my interests (because there is basically fuck all to do here) are bird watching, photography, theatre, art, shitty movies, taxidermy and science fiction I guess.

You can usually find me in school, working part time at the Starlight theatre, stocking up on bread sticks from that Italian restaurant or snapping pictures of the nighthawks on the edge of the Witchwood (i dont trust those trees man)

(Ooc/ additional info under the cut:)

He's just a little guy :3

Okay but seriously, hello I'm @ender-of-the-sender and this is my son, Mav. He means alot to me.

He is trans (ftm) but only a couple people at school know. They just asume he's gay, which he is.

He made a deal with Pokotho and now they basically share a body. Mav can for the most part hold him back, but every so often Pokey will push his way through.

Maverick is technically a nerd but he gets mid grades in all subjects except English, History and Art.

He has a massive crush on Richie, and although he will NEVER admit it, he likes Max aswell.

Yeah i will update this later just not right now im freaking tired

(When Mav in control, his eyes are greyish-blue. When Pokey takes control, his eyes roll back and his sclera goes completely blue and blue shit comes out of his mouth, almost like blood.)

Any and all times Pokey is talking instead of Mav, I will use blue.

If both Maverick and Pokey are talking over each other it will look like this

[celestie0]

what kind of things do you do at a research lab? sounds like it kinda pays good. also, how was that presentation you had to give a few days ago? 🤔

hiii bb thanks for askingg the presentation went okay it was pretty brief lol i just had to present for something my PI has been researching haha it only took like fifteen minutes

OUU my job is so boring but yes i will indeed yap about it. yeah so i think my day to day varies a lot but i'm a research assistant n help out the doctorates/post doctorates with prepping things for their research so it's like. grunt work LOL but yeah stuff like purifying proteins (i purify a lot of fruit fly proteins since that's the model organism the biochem phd students i work with use) it's just a lot of pipetting and chromatography to make a bunch of little samples that the grad students can use to run their experiments!! some other stuff i do often is do plasmid transformation with agar plates, usually for the botany grad student i work w since he's researching transgenic plants for sustainable agriculture (his research is my faveee it's srs so interesting n he has like a whole walk-in plant chamber at work it's so cute lol) but anyway most of making agar plates is just......suspending n then centrifuging n then suspending n centrifuging SFKJSHL it's boring. yeah n then making buffer solutions, restocking other equipment n calibrating machines, all that stuff

that's kinda 50% of what i do where i'm on my feet, but the rest of it i'm just at my desk n helping my PI w proofreading his research notes bc he doesn't know english very well so i help him out w that even tho technically it's not part of my actual job LOL but it helps me get more hours in at least bc otherwise i'd be working very less. i only have two other coworkers w the same role as me so we try to split up work so my PI doesn't realize it's a one person job n fires two of us but sometimes there isn't much work to split hahah or one of us just accidentally does too much n then the next time i go in im like...there's nothing to do SDJKFHSDK it's kind of case by case cuz the grad students are really bad at telling us what they want us to do ahead of time lol. but still all in all it's pretty cool n def more chill than the hospital jobs i've worked haha

pay is a bit better than most part time jobs for sure, i get $24/hr (idc ab wage transparency hahah) and i work around 25 hrs a week. i used to work a different job after i graduated from july-december of last year that was full time but it was tooooo far from home i had zero work life balance so i just switched to this one n yea it's less hours but that's ok, tbh i kinda wanted a bit of a break before i go back to school and the lighter schedule has been nice. i think it's really helped w my post grad burnout sfkshdkfjd

HOPE THIS DIDN'T BORE YOU TO DEATH IT'S JUST NO ONE'S EVER ASKED ME THIS QUESTION BEFORE NOT EVEN MY FRIENDS LOL SO I GOT CARRIED AWAY thanks for ur ask bb<333

[f0point5]

Okay sorry if this is a ridiculous question but if you could put ANY driver from F1 history on the team with Max, who would it be and why?

Doesn't have to be a good combo, it could also be like "they'd be a trainwreck i'd pay to see" or any other reason

Discuss!

Sorry about my bad english

This is suchhh a hard question. I really want to have some super technical wheel knowledge historically genius clever answer…but I don’t.

For me it’s Michael Schumacher.

This might be recency bias because I’ve seen so many videos of him the past week but like, something about the way he carried himself and spoke just gave me such Max vibes. Just that passion for racing, and that singleminded approach, and the self assuredness. The comfort in their talent and their comfort with themselves just seemed so similar? (I will get cooked for this I know idc *tiktok sound* it’s my opinionnnn)

So I’d like to see them on the grid together really. Ugh the mentoring that would have taken place. But also the competition. I just feel like their attitudes would have vibed so well and they would really have appreciated and understood each other. And to see them race. To see Schumacher-Verstappen 1-2…the cars in formation at Monza. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🥹🥹🥹

There would be 🎆 fireworks 🎆

Roast me for this I said what I said

[fluffytriceratops]

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter one]

chapter one: "����𝚛𝚜 𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢."

notes: i'm not in uni so i don't know what i'm talking about most of the time huehue

chapter two: "bootymeat."

««•◦ ✪ ◦•»»

Friday, 2:28 pm.

y/n

guess who failed her mid terms??

*le cry*  

bokubro

wtf tell me you're joking-

tsukitsuki

i can't say i'm surprised

kendoll

we knew it was going to happen eventually

no one should be surprised at this point

tetsu

wth?! even after all my tutoring??

y/n

well fuck you guys too-

thanks for the support, dickheads

bokubro

hey!! what about me?? 😭😭

y/n

not you bo, you're such a bean i luv you 🥰  

bokubro

AHH I LUVE YOU TOOO SDJdfj 🥰🥰🥰

kendoll

you guys disgust me

tsukitsuki

i dont have the patience for this

y/n

eat shit

queen keiji

aren't we forgetting something? are we just going to let her off the hook that easily?

tetsu

HOW DID YOU FAIL YOUR MIDTERMS

tsukitsuki

cuz she's an idiot

y/n

shut up string bean!

and technically i only failed one class-

but i just barley passed in most of the other's so..

👁👄👁👌✨

queen keiji

but i thought kuroo was helping you study?

bokubro

yeah! and you sounded so sure of yourself earlier

tetsu

don't blame this on me, she did this to herself

you guys sit with her for hours on end trying to get her to focus. it aint an easy task.

y/n

he was- i'm not even going to try to lie, he's right 🥲

kendoll

like i said, stupid

y/n

kenma i swear--- i will destroy your village in minecraft dont test me

👺👺👺

kendoll

not my fault you have half a brain cell

tsukitsuki

didn't you help build that village?

y/n

fuck you guys

i'm going out to eat sushi & boba and i'm not bringing any of you 🖕

bokubro

heyy!!!

WHAT ABOUT ME

queen keiji

excuse me??

tetsu

RUDEEEE

y/n

BESIDES YOU THREE ofc 💕

tetsu aren't you in class rn? and bo do you not have practice soon??

tetsu

yeah but we're just reviewing stuff from monday

plus it'll be over soon

bokubro

shit i nearly forgot

wait for ME???

pPLEASE?

kendoll

i want boba

tsukitsuki

i want sushi

y/n

well too fucking bad you guys can eat shit

soggy anus's

tsukitsuki

do you not have class in half an hour?

kendoll

soggy anus's? the fuck y/n

y/n

i can eat fast

bokubro

NOOO WAIT FOR ME

PLESSEAE

testu

WAIT FOR ME TOOO

queen keiji

i would also like you to wait for me

y/n

UGHHGHGH

FINEEE

but no kenma or tsukishima, they can suck my toes

tsukitsuki

that's fucking disgusting

is that some weird kink of yours?

kendoll

i change my mind

i don't want to go out with you anyway

bokubro

wait actually?

y/n are you into that stuff?

kendoll

i wouldn't put it past her, she's probably into all kinds of weird shit

y/n

EWW NO

SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

tsukitsuki

how am i supposed to know what you meant?

i think what you want is pretty clear, nasty hoe

queen keiji

if you guys don't stop pissing her off none of us are going to be able to go

tsukitsuki

idc i'll go out with kozume

kendoll

i'd be up for that

bokubro

WAIT I WANNA COME TOO

y/n

THATs IT I"M GOING TO GET FOOD NOW PISS OFF FUCKERS

BO YOU FKCING TRAITOR

queen keiji

what did i say

tsukitsuki

idc either way

kendoll

i hope you choke

bokubro

NO WAIT Y/N IM SORRYRY

tetsu

wait y/n my class is over in like 2 minutes

let me come with!!  

y/n

KISS MY ASS

except for kaashi and tetsu💕

and ye- i'll wait for you i'm outside of my english classroom

kendoll

ew no

i knew you were into some nasty shit

bokubro

Y/N NOO

I"M SOWWRY

I DIDNT MEAN ITTTT

tetsu

alright, i'm leaving now!

y/n

thats your punishment for betraying me

now you know how it feels

keiji are you able to come now too?

kendoll

don't worry bo, you can come with us

tsukitsuki

exactly you don't want to hang out with her anyway

we're better

y/n

fuck you!

bo don't go! if you don't go i'll come pick you up after practice with food! anything you want, my treat!

queen keiji

i can't rn, i am also in class but if you're going to bring bokuto food, can you bring me some too please?

bokubro

does this mean you're not mad at me anymore ?

kendoll

dont fall for it bokuto!

tsukitsuki

yeah, come with us

y/n

bo i could never be mad at you!!! i love you so much~! 🥰🥰🥰

and sure, i'll get you something too keiji ^^  

queen keiji

alright, thank you 🙂

bokubro

I LOVE YOU TOOO DFSJDF 🥰🥰🥰 get me something with LOTS of meat please!!

y/n

okie! keiji do you have a preference on what you want?

tetsu

okay im back im with y/n now

kendoll

you don't have to tell us that

tetsu

i wanted to 😎

tsukitsuki

that emoji doesn't even make sense

tetsu

yes it does!

queen keiji

not really. you know what i like i trust you.

bokubro

ahh i gotta go now! ill see you later y/n!!

y/n

alrighty! see you soonish bo!!

tetsu

bye bo!

queen keiji

have fun at practise

bokubro

byeee! and thanks akaashi, I will 😊

y/n aight losers we're off i shall see you at home

tsukitsuki

or you could move out

y/n

shut up prick you're gonna see my hobo ass whether you want to or not

kendoll

we'd rather not

Friday, 3:56 pm.

y/n

mrs kwan is my sugar daddy

tsukitsuki

what the fuck

kendoll

as in the babysitter from cat in the hat?

tetsu

i just cackled so loudly- everyone is starring as me

y/n

yeah that's her 🥰

queen keiji

i don't know how to feel about this

kendoll

idk if i should be concerned or not

tsukitsuki

there is something mentally wrong with you

tetsu

im all for it, id smash

tsukitsuki

any sliver of respect i had for you is gone

y/n

ikr? she's such a hottie 😏🥵 tsuki doesn't know what he's missing

tetsu

clearly 🥵

tsukitsuki

that's it im changing the locks when i get home

kendoll

I'll help you

queen keiji

y/n aren't you in class rn? pay attention

y/n

okay okay!

...

would you smash kaashi?

tetsu

we need a tie breaker

queen keiji

...

yeah, sure

tsukitsuki

ive never been more disappointed

kendoll

agreed

gru is better

tsukitsuki

i hate you all

Friday, 6:18 pm.

bokubro

what'd i miss? 😂 dunno who she is imma look her up—

ohhh! yeah id smash 👁👄👁🤌✨

[stillgotglitteronmyteeth]

Actually the reason is most of this is wrong omg. (Oh and also cos we are assholes who can't even speak our own language properly (the amount of rules makes us all cry lmao))

Le chat becomes la chatte in the feminine version BUT IT DOES MEAN PUSSY. has NOTHING to do with the articles what is that abt.

You could say "une fille" to say a prostitute but probably no one would get it and you'd sound like you're from the 18th century. Which is valid BTW, just thought you'd want to know.

Also where the fuck is coup de fou coming from?

Foutre IS in fact a really old world for cum. But coup de foutre is 200 percent made up. Nobody says that. The only modern utilisation of foutre is ''j'en ai rien a foutre'' which is slightly more vulgar than idc and slightly less vulgar than idgaf.

Excité means both excited and horny, but kids are kinda the only one to use it as in excited.

That's all, sorry

Edit: the one abt baiser is absolutely right though, and it used to just mean kiss, so when you read old texts in class there's always this moment where everyone is either very awkward or laughing their asses off. (There was this poem that went like, je te baise, je te baise or something (technically I kiss you I kiss you)). Oh and coucher ensemble means sleep together, except some old people just use it as sleeping side by side and it makes me jump everytime my grandma says "tu vas coucher avec ton frère" (you're gonna sleep w your brother.) Then again, english straight up only uses sleep together for both meaning (which is hell btw) so ig you're used to it

[hyperch1ptune]

yk i’ve always wanted to do something like this on tumblr,,,in addition w me being extremely fixated to where I have a lot of ideas I wanna infodump about

ULTIMATE FIDGET & DIGIT HEADCANON SHEET LETS GOOO

•••

Overall Info

—

They were both created by Penny, but not just to be extra defensive weapons for W.O.M.P. ; if anything, Penny found it to be a good excuse to add some extra members to the family.

They’re the twins of the family!! (Fidget only being 30 minutes younger technically due to the early testing & waking was done on Digit first)

(Speaking of, once they were tested in a small room for their first 1 on 1 meeting, Fidget introduced himself to Digit using morse code..he was still very unsure which language was his default)

Although they have the data to know every language, some of their mains are as listed: English, Español, Français, Sign language, Morse code, and Binary code.

(They like to scare Nozzaire sometimes with them knowing french)

Aside from most of their traits being taken off by Gadget, they both have they’re own unique personalities that bounce off of each other naturally.

This was given to them via a unique AI chip she created personally; making the robots being able to feel. One chip has much more intense power than the other, making them individual.

She also downloaded them with as much old & recent info she could by the time they were fresh, giving them a mouthful of knowledge all ranging from history to pop culture; a century full at best.

Because of this, they have the mentality of 20 year olds (Ranging from 20 to 25) having them act reasonable when needed, and a little immature when overwhelmed.

Both robots are agender!!

Digit believes since they’re not human they aren’t as deserving of being put under a specific umbrella; even with pronouns given to them.

Fidget also feels they don’t fit under certain categories, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t embrace it. If anything, he’s the most to experiment with different clothing whenever given the chance.

(Attack Of The Killer Bee’s & Help Wanted are good examples)

(This one’s kinda webcomicy implied but idc i’m impatient)

(Don’t mind how it’s mEssy as well)

From the beginning to the end of GATG, their skeleton has been updated CONSTANTLY for some sort of improvement. With extra tweaking being done as well from another character (wink wink), this is what their functions look on the inside for now.

The main middle surface has been heavily influenced from “The Ultimate Weapon”, where the aftermath has left Digit overwhelmed with a system like that overall, while Fidget still thought it was extremely stimulating.

(Digit still finds Fidget really gross for liking to eat)

To replace the stomach, a little storage cabinet was built inside Digit for a much comfortable fit; in addition giving him more room to collect random objects.

Fidget on the other hand got a whole update to the first stomach model; it now consisted of an elastic bag filled with much stronger acid, stronger than a humans at least (Battery acid). The size of it has increased as well, a request from Fidget really so he can spend more time stuffing himself without feeling discomfort.

Cushions are for extra defense around their gadgets & differentiating middle areas.

(The cushions and middle hatches both have separate openings, meaning the cushions can act like “skin” whenever it’s only the hatches open)

(Fidget enjoys having his stomach rubbed because of this)

(It’s also better defense for Digit overall if the cushions so happened to break if the evidence is spiked. 2 layers is honestly like a backup for him)

The smaller storage unit was implemented from “Claw’s Collection”, basically a little area where the gadgetinis can store small objects such as magnets or chip pieces.

The Danger sensor evolved more into a heart chip for them, taken from “No Such Thing As Ghosts”, usually from it intensifying whenever the both of them stumble upon something “frightening” & what not.

The speakers are a way the gadgetinis are able to take in and hear information: from them being hunks of metal to begin with, they don’t exactly have proper ear drums..Fidget experiences a lot of distortion from one of his speakers being loose though.

The Poison/Gad identifier & AI chip’s are just fun additions!! The chips giving the gadgetinis more “realistic” interactions, and the identifier making it more easy to see if something’s been spiked or if the air was being poisoned.

(At least thats a easy way 2 make sure their stoves don’t explode)

They’re body parts consist out of heavy metal, and water proof wire coating. This makes them both bullet proof indestructible to water..they still don’t dare to breathe water in due to the risk of their circuiting inside.

But even with these in mind, they’re still at huge risk if they ever get electrocuted, or overheat. They’re circulating can easily go haywire, and have them be broken for a good while.

They both weight 300 pounds respectively (Fidget only weighing 35 more) from all of the wiring & metal connected,,no way would they weight lightly.

(No way IN HELL am I listing off all of their gadgets,,,they showcase a new one every episode & that’s a whole different list on its own. I can say though all the main apartment’s are in they’re arms, legs, hat, and middle)

•••

Digit

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To start off, he focuses more on the role of being a robot more intensely than his brother.

Maybe a little too much as well..he’s extremely insecure when it comes to failure or flaws within his work or actions overall.

(He’s the type to sit and ponder on situations that don’t go as good as he hoped; not reacting as intense physically, but would probably stay quiet for a good couple of days until he feel the needs to vent.)

It’s a main reason why he bickers about Fidget & his “human” feelings, a self indulgent problem.

He bases his whole personality off of being servile, so showing or feeling genuine emotion has him think he’s imperfect in some way; easily beating himself over it.

(He’s probably envied another robot & their strengths before.)

Him overthinking about it in general also has him thinking it’s something he shouldn’t be doing, so he usually masks it with a nonchalant, strict, or sarcastic attitude.

With these attitudes he’s started to like the feeling of being praised more often, but he never gets selfish about it..he just gloats a lot.

Even with this in mind, he’s still extremely loyal whenever it comes to anyone in his family.

He cares for all of them an overwhelming amount, and doesn’t back down on cheering up or caring any of his family members. Seeing them happy always put him in a better mood overall.

If ANY of the Brown/Gadget family was put under any danger, he comes quick to serve to destroy anyone and anything putting them in a terrible position.

This makes him a good parental figure at best, having him watch & look over anybody underage and or untrusting for wanting to do something “dangerous”.

Because he’s quick to serve, he never says no to any request he’s given..professionally/forcefully speaking.

If a dumb enough of a request was given to him he’d probably turn it down (Or if it’s just something he’s unable to do)

Even if he keeps himself together, he can be easily more frightened than Fidget if you time it right. He never admits to it even if someone tells him about it.

This also plays into the fact he’s EXTREMELY sensitive to loud noises. Even if he knows it’s coming, it hits him like a truck with how overpowering the echos are in his ears.

This doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy metal/rock all that often..preferably nothing heavy, but still “dark” enough on a pop fan’s ear. This is one of those moments where he excuses how loud the music can be.

He gained a small habit of collecting things from the extra storage compartment, usually being specific items every time he’s off collecting.

This hobby is usually kept private, but he doesn’t mind showing Fidget some of the small trinkets he’s collected & infodump about their differences.

He likes to infodump to Fidget about random stuff overall, he really enjoys seeing him getting as intrigued as he is with his own hobbies & interests.

Digit’s a Aroace Homoplatonic (Or however you’d call a aroace gay person,,)

He never truly understands the appeal of love, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t interested in getting in a platonic relationship of any kind.

In addition to him not feeling “attraction” to anyone feminine, he usually gets more intrigued in a person if they were as professional as him so they have something to bond over.

•••

Fidget

—

Fidget on the other hand thrives off of his emotions; he doesn’t think much on profession, & overall he’s just having a fun time!!

It’s strangely beautiful for him to not have anything natural to a human but still feel certain pains, emotions, and strengths as would a human.

He isn’t scared on showing whatever it’s feeling; maybe it being pain, hunger, sadness, excitement, he’s gonna show it one way or another.

He’s also the more dramatic and or teasing character, although it’s all in good fun if he’s poking fun at someone close.

He does get a little insecure about his feelings whenever Digit says something on him being unable to do something, but it’s like a small sting he’d feel for a couple minutes.

He usually processes negative emotions more intensely, making a whole fit during the moment until he eventually gets over it.

This doesn’t mean he isn’t emotional, Fidget is extremely sympathetic & worrisome overall.

Usually his mind goes into areas that’d seem silly to scare himself over, but there are times where he uses those feelings for anything more “heavy”.

His brother is a good example of this, with Fidget feeling terrible over Digit giving himself such a strict mindset for as long as they both could remember.

Speaking of, Digit is a huge role model to Fidget aside from the lieutenant. Most of what he dose he’d always think what Digit would do or say in the situation.

(Mostly it’s just a bunch of funny bits where he’d get reminded of how comedically sarcastic he can be)

This is another reason he feels so awful on him beating on himself over the smallest “flaws”, Fidget doesn’t care how Digit acts because he’s apart of family. No matter how he was he was still going to care for him equally.

He does try & get a little bit out of Digit once in a while, usually starting as a fight & them slowly turning into them both comforting each other.

Fidget is scary good at comforting whenever he isn’t in a panic, maybe it’s just a certain tone he uses, but if he’s trying to cheer someone up their in good hands.

If he is in a panic or rush, it’s gonna be really messy with whatever he says; really it’s him trying to find the right words he can’t see.

(He’s the silly one of the duo! Someone’s gotta do it!)

Fidget’s equally loyal about his family as is Digit, but he dose get a little scared at time of what they may be facing off. Piss him off enough & he’ll get just has defensive IF NOT MORE than his twin.

Even then he’d usually be in the one in the trouble..if he ever needs to save someone outside of the lieutenant or Penny he’s probably getting tricked in some way.

(He’s smart enough to not fully fall into the bait, if anything the idea of someone being used as bait for him makes him mad enough)

Type of guy to enjoy hot temperatures, preferably anything that steams, like a hot towel!

It massages the outer plates of his body, as well making his circits more loose to where he could melt like putty. As he’s said before about steam: “It relaxes him for the whole day” (Help Wanted reference again hi)

Although he enjoys consuming many things, this guys a MAJOR sweet tooth.

Anything sweet, rich, sour, chilled, creamy, milky, choc-y even he easily melts over. He’s the type of guy who could eat a cake whole if he wanted; and given his agility, he very much can.

Because of a specific icon of MAD, he’s got a tad bit of fear for most cats..it melts away once he finds out if a said kitty is nice.

His MAIN fear is anything paranormal

Fidget’s a Pansexual-romantic (or just an asexual pansexual!)

This robot understands love much more than intended, almost anyone appealing enough makes his heart race. But even then if someone outside of his family fed him he’d probably think about that longer than intended..

Even with this being the case, he’s never comfortable with anybody getting close-close with him, he’d be confused either way with him not exactly being equipped for what others find appealing. Just some close cuddling & he’s all good.

•••

don’t mind how this got a lil messy around the end,,,but dAmn was this fun to write

[m0e-ru]

why do you use him/her he/she pronouns for mim in that post?? isnt mim strictly they/them???

yeah okay no. 1: sorry that post was literally unreadable no punctuation no context no shit no nothing no life. like literally how my discord message dumps look like I am SO sorry I really am. you can always ask though I talk about shit like it's an already known thing I'm sorry my dear okyakusan

no. 2.1: umm short answer: idc about pronouns really I've been juggling them the whole time. I'm balling 🤾🤾🤾 also I'm a writer and I like to be dramatic but that comes with the fact I make shit too vague and it doesn't make sense in the end but I like the drama. like telanovelas <-doesn't know what they're saying at this point

no. 2.2 and all the other sections under cut because I'll be a lot more talkative this time around while I uh. still have the energy though

I'll just put a really loose chart here for a second

Izy (my idea ,technically OC, of the whole Iznmi and Marie once was) - she/her Marie - she/her Mim - whatever (the situation calls for)

while publically and online I don't talk about my ideas in detail or like, something closer to a finished product, I do like to use pronouns dramatically trying to make use of the English langauge (<- thinks in 2-3 languages at a time). In this case, it'd be towards mim's different aspects. as a diety (she/her), human facade (he/him), or like uh Ame-no-Sagiri (it/its) and other stuff they do while possessing people probably.

imagine there being an omniscient narrator but likes to be dramatic and talking to an audience in the voice of a certain character and from that "perspective" (<- desperately trying to explain their bullshit writing style). If I write from a Teddie perspective then the narrative would use "sensei" for Souji and describe details curiously, or an Adachi perspective where the narrative would use "idiot" and sounds very annoyed and lazy, or Souji using "senpai" and is particular with descriptions and with things that catch his eye, or, very vaguely, mim trying to distinguish their roles and identities as god and as this human they're acting as.

but the narrator is also its own guy and decides to make analogies that could foreshadow something or make things sound interesting or sound embarrassing and cheesy and (gritting teeth, punching the fucking air)

onto a more personal take though, I guess I do leave the impression I use they/them for mim pretty firmly but not really strictly! I am a silly guy I don't really care it's not really firm at all lol

that, or you caught me while I was building this station from the ground up (2020 blog making) and pronoun usage was something really. violent eye twitching. to me. Sure I had some issues with it on a really personal level but it's fine now if that's what you're worried about. I get the feeling I do and if you came back after a while to see me messing around and letting she/he come out of my mouth without choking I'm sorry if that disturbed you. Just remembering I'm in a Community and this guy was a doll thing to be played around with and I can decide my corners and circles with blorbo. and also coming to terms with. myself (self projection revealing things about oneself WHO KNEW!!!!!!!) Or I could be completely mega wrong and I'm the only one in the world who had this experience oh well sorry

reiterating from my last letter (really long post, whichever that one was) "Mim" can be something so personal but at the same time I don't want to alienate people but make them feel comfortable with it instead. like a house name, like I am LITERALLY that friend who has nicknames for everybody and you just know who I'm referring to and you aren't obligated to use the same terms.

mim is like my guy. my boy best friend. my mom. my terrible aunt. my knows too much grandparent. my funny uncle. my cousin from a different city. my brother. my local cryptid freak thing

LIKE use whatever you want for mim, for Nami, for Izanami, whatever. I don't want you to force yourself to use mim because you think referring to them as anything else would make me turn into a hater. I am tottsly fine really its fun seeing what other people use. like a personality indicator. but if you do use mim genuinely then, well that makes me feel a bit soft.

if you want a closer look at my brain I'll try and plot it down /scratches head/

Mim is a general go-to, Mimi if I want to feel sentimental. Hell, I'll switch it up to Iznmi like calling your teacher sir Benny in class but having to say sir De Guzman to call him out from the faculty office (unless this analogy is a bit more specific, sorry, I meant when I'm vomiting ideas in message vs trying to plot it out for a proper discussion or talk to other people who don't know I use mim)

Iznmi is all contracted because of the Horrors but I ended up sticking with it, without the added Horrors, because it got easier to type and my keyboard already learned the word in its autofill, so. I also use it when I try to distance myself from blorbo vision and try to discuss more specifically and with proper details.

Izy is the oc she's her own thing. I got tired of using "izanami-no-mikoto" all the time i mean heres my nickname documentation

Izanami is when I'm referring outside of P4 like the creation myth or other Izanamis in different media (hifumi.........).

like a special code for myself especially when I'm trying to discuss all four in one sentence (IT GETS CRAZYYY) like "Izanami (p4) and Izanami (who marie was as a whole) and Izanami (creation myth) and Izanami (there was this really cool blazblue recolor I saw one time)" I WOULD'VE GONE INSANE !

okay back to pronouns um. having mim as a blorbo put me through very special horrors but at the same time a journey that taught me a lot. figuring myself out and what kind of trans swag I want. pronouns, presentation, etc etc all that junk. and I realized I do not really care? I can do what I want and so can mim and I'm happy for them and by extension happy for me. while I don't really care, I guess I don't like messing with the topic too much publically and I know of some people who have it close to their heart and do take identity and transness very seriously. I don't want to seem apathetic but also non accepting at the same time, it's just, augh, there are reasons I don't want to be popular and the fear of having a knife to my throat to have aggressive questions like this. you can do what you want! it's cool 👍 I don't want to take sides most of the time (unconfrontational, doesnt want to fight) but I'll have opinions when I have opinions (you know. the obvious). this is, auggg it's tiring to be people pleasing in general (it is 2am) THAT'S ENOUGH OF A PEROSNAL SPIEL GOODNJGHT ANON HPE YOU HAD A NICE FKRST TWO WEEKS OF THE NEW YEAR.

[yanderepuck]

Ikevamp AU where everything is the same except no one really understands French.

The only ones who can consistently speak French are the French Fries (Napoleon, Jean and Charles) and Comte.

Mozart and Faust still talk in so much German and they are so happy to find each other so they can finally speak in German to someone. But Mozart will think and speak in German until he finally hears someone speaking in French and he's like "ahh yes...I'm in this horrible country"

Leonardo almost only speaks Italian. To himself. To Comte. To anyone. It takes him a moment to understand why no one can understand him, because he is going OFF in Italian and no one can even keep up even if they knew Italian.

Luckily the brothers can still speak dutch. Theo is better at French than Vincent since he goes out and works. It takes Vincent a minute or two to process and translate in his head, so occasionally Theo has to translate something for him (yes ik Vincent lived in France before he died but idc)

Arthur's Scottish accent gets in the way and no one can tell me otherwise. There's words he simply can't say no matter how hard he tries. But if he happens to be in a conversation while trying to write, he can't process both languages simultaneously, so sometimes he starts typing in French and it messes everything up.

Isaac is a disaster while teaching and grading papers. He can solve all these damn equations but please don't speak to him. Not only because of his anxiety but because when he doesn't know the French word, he says the English word without hesitation. He will be grading papers and start writing notes in English. Or he won't know a French word and has to go to Napoleon. His students are also helping him get better with French.

Dazai learned Spanish instead of French and that head canon is staying with me until I die. However he's oddly good at French. He learned it very quickly but can have a hard time writing in anything other than Japanese.

Will forgets French so much. He's alone in this Villa, with only Puck. If it wasn't for the theater he would forget everything he's learned. He goes out into town speaking English until he suddenly remembers where he is.

Sebastian has too many languages going on in his head. He knows French very well but in the morning after just waking up it takes him longer to process and translate.

VLAD. OHMYGOD he knows as much French as a 4 year old French child. He's horrible at French. In the morning he's reading the newspaper and is yelling in Romanian how those aren't even words and every morning Charles has to explain to him that they are in France.

Faust needs his morning coffee before he can process anything that isn't German. Most of the Castle is yelling in Romanian and German and occasionally some French.

Jean actually has a bit of a hard time with "modern" french. It's different from what he's used to and there's a lot of new words he doesn't know. So technically he is still learning too

[iamawolfstarsimp]

Im back and I'm answering more questions because it's fun and I fucking want to okay

(If you guys like hate reading me answer questions about myself I won't do it any more okay? Just wanted to give you some information about ✨️me✨️)

If I am uncomfortable answering a question then I won't answer it sorry :) enjoy I guess

What's your name?

Real name is Cora but you can call me Soft (idc you can call me what you want I'm not fussy)

How long have you had this account?

Not long, I started in maybe early March late February?

Favorite food?

I love crab it's sooo good but I also do like a good pizza

Favorite drink?

Dr Pepper (a soda) or like a milk shake would have to be the best (I have a sweet tooth if you can't tell)

Do you have any siblings?

Yes I do I have three of them, two boys one other girl (besides me) all three of them are gremlins

Do you have any pets?

Too many.

How old are you?

I am a minor

How many languages do you know?

One. It's this one, English. I have tried to learn some other ones and am interested to learn a new language but I'm lazy

What's your all time favorite movie/TV show?

TV show it would have to be heartstopper, I don't really have a fav movie besides maybe some marvel movies

What are you enjoying to do in your free time?

(That's a weird way to frase it but okay-) I like drawing, reading, scrolling on pinterest, listening to asmr (it helps me relax) and music is on 24/7

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Introvert, I feel it's a bit obvious. If I was an extrovert I would be out and about in life hanging with my friends instead of writing by myself

Your favorite music genres?

Rock and pop

Your dream place to visit?

Beaches with like black sand (any beaches will work tho)

Something you wish you were better at?

Talking to people (online and irl)

How long do you take to respond to texts?

It depends, I'm either amazing at it and answer right away or I'll reply to you in like 5 business day give or take

Do you have any tattoos?

I wish but I'm pretty young so I don't wanna get anything I'll regret but yes I have so many ideas for tattoos I wanna get!

What's your sexuality?

I'm bisexual :D

Do you like reading? If yes then what's your favorite book?

OMG I LOVE READING (I'm broke because of it ;-;) My favorite books right now would have to be Red White & Royal Blue (go read it pls it's amazing)

Have you ever been in love?

I don't think so

What's your relationship status?

Single, not allowed to date yet

Have you ever been heartbroken?

..no? Not yet at least

Best memory you can think of?

I have a couple, 1 going to the beach at sunrise on my 10th birthday, 2 going window shopping at night in the city and then getting cheese fries with my mom and brother and 3 hanging out and chilling with my friends :)

Worst memory you can think of?

I don't feel comfortable sharing this information, sorry

Do you have any fears?

Lots I have anxiety but my main one is people being disappointed in me or like all the trees dying and the world ending (ik its dumb but I can't help it)

Are you a morning or a night person?

Night, I hate waking up early I'd rather be awake all night

How many pictures do you have on your phone?

Alot but it's mostly all from last year is when I started taking more pictures

Who was your favorite childhood crush?

Well technically I'm still a kid so I'll just go with Bucky Barnes cause he's my current crush 🤷‍♀️

Are you a romantic?

I hate to admit it to myself but yeah

What's your dream date?

Going to a theme park and then coming home and like eating snacks and watching movies and cuddling yk cute romantic shit or going to the beach

What are your hobbys?

Reading, music, softball, making edits, writing and drawing

Sorry that was alot if questions but it was pretty fun to do

Hope you found some entertainment in learning about me I guess lol

Have a good day thx for reading

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[libunityfan69]

why auscap.. whys he australian… i need to know this lore.. it keeps me up at night

glad u asked because im so insane but everyone* i talk to just accepts auscap without question and it hnngngh

so for a little backstory it started in september last year** when i went away with a family friend who had also watched centricide and i asked "wouldnt it be funny if ancap centricide was australian" and there wasnt a single thought behind our eyes when we unaimoiusly agreed yes that would be funny and que the next 2 or so months of being the most annoying headcanoner ever but hey it was fun.

at the same time i was in 9th grade english class in australia and our topic was poetry analysis of silly bogans pre/during the gold rush and the more we analysed the more i was like "hey this shits kinda like ancap centricide" because idk if you have ever been in an australian english/history class but theres a lot of talk about the "[white] australian identity" mainly around when brits began moving here outside of sendign their convicts and during ww1. and the australian identity is mostly centred around being somewhat anti authoritarian and while not technically based in capitalism it was about rich british people getting a taste of the bush and not shutting up ever

because of [white] australias history being in the convicts sent over from england theres an intrinsic sense of anti authoritarianism that was albiet a lot more common in the 19th and 20th centuries but i digress its still relevant idc because it was used in these little bushmen shit where they would idolise this life living outside the government at the time

so the poem that we used for the exam at the end of year 9 english unit 4, while i dont rember the name of the poem nor the writer, i do remember what it was about and what it was about was this guy writing for 6 fucking pages about the bush and how it was so cool and literally made for him he loves it so much and at the back of the pages there was a little biography of the author and you find out that this fucking guy hadnt stepped foot in australia before turning thirty, hes some rich fucking english bloke who came over for the gold rush and left almost immediatly after. the poem we were analysing came from a guy who had never even seen the bush !!! and idk i think thats pretty ancap core

and for a last round of background info from september-november 2021 i actually dmed jreg back n forth about it and ended up getting jrem to confirm auscap as real, and it was real for a whole month before the gender tier list stream on twitch where i asked and jre said that ideologies cant have nationalities um !!! thats not what u told me in dms !!!! also i didnt have any socials at the time that interacted with the centricide fandom apart from my discord so if u were in the authunity server i am NOT sorry for being so annoying about it

tl:dr white australian history is anarcho capitalist also i thought it would be funny

*everyone excludes ps, the owner of the athunity server, who hated auscap so much he banned the use of the word "australia" in the server, fuck you ps-and nankeen and riley, my australian buddies who actually inquired on auscaps existence yall r real ones (i havent talked to nankeen in 8 months)

**i say september because TECHNICALLY the headcanon + first dm to jreg happened in late spetember but i celebrate the anniversary on the 8th of october because that was when my sister edited the image of ancap and made auscap into something tangeble

[theteasetwrites]

I'm sorry you have to read such nasty and rude comments from people who just have no idea how much words hurt! Also, it's your story, you decide which name to choose and as you said there was a vote, I'm not very close to people with the name Westley (in my country, Brazil, it's very difficult to find someone with that name so it's a little weird to me) but Wes is a cute nickname and I know a lot of people with nickname like that....

please don't be sad about these unnecessary comments ❤️

Aw, it's okay. These ones about the name weren't really that nasty and it could be a lot worse but I guess I don't really see the point in saying something negative about a name I chose when that clearly isn't constructive criticism. I like the name and I like its reference/meaning so that's really all that matters.

And yes, there was a vote! It was almost tied between Oliver and Wesley but Wesley won. I like Oliver too but I can't really see Daryl's son named Oliver for some reason, I can see Wes tho.

And yeah Westley is not a common name in America either which is why I kind of liked it. I like names that are actual names (like not completely made up by the parents) but are still kind of unique/rare/old-fashioned, and Westley comes from an Old English surname so that's about as old-fashioned as it gets. I understand it being a little weird to people in non-English speaking countries for sure, but I think with fanfiction people have to realize that not everything is catered towards the reader, since that would literally be impossible to do lol. It's my story, my decisions. I might ask for opinions from time to time, but ultimately, this is my blog where I write what I like, and if you don't like the name, you don't have to read it, or imagine some other name if you want idc. It's really not a big deal, and I shouldn't feed into it and make it a big deal but I am just kinda like that lol.

Thanks for your kind words and reassurance, I appreciate it. I tend to get insecure about my writing and my writing decisions anyway so sometimes I do need a little boost to prevent me from giving up completely when I get messages like that. The thing about fanfiction is that it is technically open to critique, but also it's literally fanfiction and doesn't need to be critiqued most of the time because it's fanfiction and people are writing it for free.

[autogynocrat]

Has anyone noticed your tits or crossdressing? Have they made any comments? Are you well liked at your job, or are you considered strange?

one time my manager commented that my shirt was "way too small" for me and im pretty sure that comment was because she noticed i had boobs or something(they are small though so she might have mistaken them for like pecs)

i've worn short shorts before picking up my check but to me thats not even crossdressing even if it was technically "womens shorts" i think men should wear short shorts too. anyways nobody commented on that

my bike helmet is kinda girly it has cutesy flower patterns on it and a former co-worker commented in an annoying tone(but that was his normal tone so) "is THAT pattern something you picked on purpose?" but i was just like "Yes" and he did not bring it up again. he was kinda a lil bitch about everything though so idc

ive worn mascara to work before and the only comments i got was my manager asking what brand i was wearing and at another point the hispanic cooking ladies had someone pass on a message to me in english(they dont speak it so they asked a bilingual coworker) to tell me that i had very pretty eyes and they were jealous of how my eyelashes looked i thought it was sweet

most of my coworkers seem to like me, one of the managers tells me im her favorite, the only person at my job who im not sure is the male manager who i sometimes get the feeling doesnt like me too much because he gets mad at me sometimes. the majority of customers like me and tell me im the only one who gets their orders right, several are rlly friendly to me, and i sometimes get told by coworkers that customers told them that the cashier in the back was the nicest person they ever met and that makes me happy when they say that

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I’m gonna do this like A-typicals did.

(Idk if I have a dissociative disorder but at the same time, I am NOT who was in charge for like 2009-2018 so who knows lol.)

B

1- okay there was this one time before I knew anything about anything and I think it must have been proto? Poppie or maybe belle who knows lol, and I had the worst headache EVER and I was subtitling a video I made on my (super secret) main account and they appeared out of nowhere and we started talking through the subtitles and was like “mmmm water please.” And I was like “??? I have to finish this!” “Water” “no” “water?” “No” and that went on until I was finished lol. At like 3-4am

2- well idk if I’m a caretaker or host or whatever I just exist to take the stresses of life and cope somehow??? But I think belle takes the title of caretaker or something here, she’s literally like “dude idc your like suffering so horribly right now how about I just don’t let you do anything until you feel better how about that?” Then it works so shout out to the 13-14 year old in my head who keeps me from burning out in a fiery inferno. Anyway so belle took over one time because turns out Hannibal (nbc) is extremely triggering for me! Who knew lol. And she took over while I just idk flashbacked? Not really sure but I quite literally just was not having a good time lol.

4- real. But I really do have horrible sleep.

5- yeah fun fact, the host before me had a English-ish accent that I do not have, (fun fact it’s because my dad has one, not like a posh one he just sounds like generic English guy somehow?) Theodore actually has it and so do the old hosts before me, but the rest of us have like American autism accents/just full on generic American accent which is real. And some of us speak in a higher register (poppie, Quinn, jokey.) and some in a lower register (Emily, E, myself, Lena.) while it’s not super obvious half the time. There’s also jokey who literally laughs like every second word and cracks the worst dad jokes in the world (I love her) so it is what it is.

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1- me whenever belle or poppie appears and doesn’t scold me, and is like “Ay your cool. Goodbye” and I just stand there like “wow”

2- me (pop) and poppie we are the SAME PERSON, different fonts we are so different yet the same in a lot of ways but literally same guy. Then there’s L 1 through L5 don’t ask I don’t know, they know nothing and they are all the SAME GUY. Like technically L 1/L 2 was the previous host but also there’s like 4 other L’s so idk WHAT happened but they are literally the same guy different voices.

3- while I’m not Baxter (yes he’s actually our gatekeeper he only appears once a year at the MOST, idk he just vibes in his little lab.) I’m basically the second one, I stop just everyone from saying the stupidest stuff. Or well I try, and it’s ended up hilarious to kinda traumatic. I try.

5- yeah, so Baxter is that guy. lol, idk why idk how but he’s there and he’s been there for a BIT too long idk. And then there’s also me (pop) who existed in some form when we were way younger, but not as myself just different. Because I remember the weirdest stuff that’s only traumatic from our past! Yay, 🎉. But I’m like 100% sure I was some sorta other fictive before I became who you know and love, I think Dex Hamilton lol or Geronimo Stilton actually? But now I’m just me another fictional character of some kind lol.

N

1- again, real.

2- ONE TIME, Theodore switched in. And he was speaking how he always does like a know it all, and made a comment on something and just my dad got upset for some reason idk I can’t remember the whole exchange I was Co-front but I remember NOTHING else.

4- yeah, like I keep saying I’m actually not the original host, (I’m like the 3rd or something) and I use my name for all things NOT legally related. And my mom keeps like saying “WTF why are you putting in a fake name into this thing that needs your real name???” And I’m like. “Oh yeah, that’s not my legal name. Whoops! I just was doing it for privacy reasons :)” “(insert legal name) COME ON YOU CANNOT BE DOING THIS!” “Okay.” But same thing happens with Lena and poppie lol. We just forget lol.

G

1- totally Quinn, love her.

2- me and all of our current friends honestly, fun fact our previous host was TERRIBLE at friendship and stuff. I am much better so yay.

4- okay it’s like I remember some parts of poppie’s traumatic past but then She doesn’t remember my traumatic past, same with Lena’s and crimsons stuff too. We all remember certain periods but completely different things, I pop remember all the main traumatic things. Lena remembers the verbal and emotional abuse related to CLEANING yes this is real and yes it randomly kicks in everytime we do something bad. And poppie has like animal abuse/death/mistreatment trauma not due to like our life day to day life mostly but internet animal death videos (fun fact for all of the internets existence you have never needed to censor animal gore or death! Because the censors usually don’t care half the time.) like I have one weird fuzzy memory of a puppy being stomped so like imagine stuff along those lines. And crimson has just so much gore memories, I don’t know why she doesn’t either but it happened and like it keeps popping back up and well it sucks because like I never even remembered it and then like out of nowhere a trigger appears and wow look it’s the gore memories again. Though this also just applies to everything in general I remember some parts they remember the others, that why we now keep a little travel notebook or it just disappears the memories I mean.

5- no real, as said before we have all the L’s in a side/sub? System and they just exist. And then there’s like 7 fragments that also exist and like they are there lol.

O

1- this one is literally me and poppie, and also me and Lena. I hate pork it makes me wanna vomit and also seafood in general but Lena? No qualms she loves it, but my family is always confused about like “hey why aren’t you eating the pork? You literally ate it last time no problem?” Turns out Lena has taken over for me on multiple occasions so I don’t starve lol, very sweet of her but it still makes me wanna vomit and so I usually never get pork stuff. Me and poppie on the other hand we fight about having the vegan option everytime we go out, yes not a lie this is real. So we always fight about it too, and like I don’t want to starve and our family hates veganism so like it’s just one of those things yk? Anyway there are some things we all agree we hate and that’s olives lol, because the OG host (whoever that was??) is just revolted on a level that extends to all of us I also think trauma reasons too which is something. But it’s weird.

2- no one knows, literally no one. Only like 5 people use simply plural the rest like leave random notes or write really random stuff and it’s just like “oh look I remember NOTHING from this time. And also look there’s a fricking note from someone new or old who knows idk.” Everytime. But it’s fine I guess lol it happens sometimes.

3- it’s fricking crimson, honestly or like literally no joke Emily. (Emily is an original character of ours they just are not their source though, mostly because we changed the characters name and back story like 7 times. But Emily knows something and I don’t know what..) but crimson is just so random like I made up her character “ah a nice DC character OC that has blood and stuff as a power” “hello” “NO WAY” anyway weird to say the least it’s also kinda funny because crimson and jokey are like full on sisters lol.

4-we have half the batfam as introjects and jokey/crimson who kinda are if you took joker and split him into his base components and made him actually loveable and stuff. And Batman is also there, I am not looking forward to when they finally meet.

5-always, but it usually is me and Lena arguing over how to start cleaning or doing some kind of work, we end up reaching a stalemate half the time and just doing the thing through spite. But the other times it’s happy.

synodic system bingo ive been awake for 22 hours enjoy

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