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wriokitty · 1 month ago

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just quick psa about LaDS (one of your many LaDS anons here hiii):

1) there is a BIG update tonight. make sure to screenshot your in-game name and UID before the update. if possible, bind an email to your account

2) yeah zayne is annoying at the beginning there are reasons to it tho but i agree i too wanted to stomp his feet at first

3) do not let xavier fool you. that man is ayato's levels of freak. sylus is tame compared to him. xavier is a wolf in bunny's clothing

4) when u begin sylus story he will do red flag things...but fear not there are very good (sad) reasons

WAIT CAN U EXPLAIN POINT 1 BETTER IM CONFUSED WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DONT

2) I’m glad I’m not alone in being annoyed with him. It just feels like he’s being condescending sometimes I cannot stand it and also would it kill him to have a sense of humor 😭

3) so I keep hearing. He looks the most innocent too that’s the funniest part. But freaky characters are most fun to write it’s just a SHAME he’s not as cute as the others 😭

4) don’t worry sylus could throw a brick at me and I’d walk it off like a lady it’s fine

#my asks #he could kill me acyually #id still fuck him

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astronnova · 3 months ago

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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

#🧻 sharts #danny phantom #danny fenton #dash baxter #i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though #figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and #him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world #like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash #UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice #elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad #this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed #ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME #anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare #(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)

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gammija · 8 months ago

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tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

#id in alt #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma jon #jon tma #jon sims #tma dnd au #tiefling jon #gammijart #tma s4 #so this is that comic i was talking about a few weeks ago. with way too many backgrounds and effort #ill say i did enjoy doing the backgrounds a lot and thats worth a whole lot. but also. if this gets no notes i will. cry #anyways. love drawing a correct perspective grid and then fucking it up in favor of something that is wrong but FEELS right <3 #also any anachronisms shall be explained by this being a fantasy setting #always difficult to post something that's not a joke. sincerity. yuck #and this does still have some jokes. just less punchy than id usually post. also no jmart or other ships. whoof #i havent done enough with elias. he's such a slimy bastard - v fun to write #he talks a bit more formally here than in canon but tbf he is an elf so /shrug #EDIT: aaaah between panels 4 and 8 i forgot i gave him an ace ring!!

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choccy-milky · 5 months ago

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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment #we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell #looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off #we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol #AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish #but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off #but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far #its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek #but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros #if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO

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consultingfujoshi · 9 days ago

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yea this hits

#JOHN TURTURRO THE ACTOR YOU ARE!!!!#I know the camera lens plays a HUGE part in making them look different which is of course very clever. but it's the mannerisms as well #outie irvs eyes are so much colder #even when innie irv is angry his face is still like. soft.#a man who has just learned how fucked the company he works for are vs a man who has known it the whole time #a man who has been deeply betrayed vs a man who has never trusted to begin with #outie irv i need to study you. what have you got going on. let me into your world baby girl #it must be such a trip for milchick to go from an irving who will follow him unquestioningly #apologising for falling asleep and saying he loves all the lumon core principles #to an irving who will stare him down in the doorway with the eyes of a man who has killed before #and refuse to tell him a SINGLE THING #id fold. personally #severance #severance spoilers #severance season 2 #irving bailiff #irv tag #wails from the abyss

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him #(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao #“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too #whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother #im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol #somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is #in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go #wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do #I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT #“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain #im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME

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venomgaia · 4 months ago

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once again, I was possessed by a beast of some sort to make a sticker, this time of the rabbit variety! Get your own grown ass man who goes "Kuwaboo" here on redbubble!

#driftoodles #limbus company #matthew lcb #dead rabbits boss #bnuuy #ivw been drawing this guy for several days now i gotta stop #i wish i could lay on him he is big and i bet hes warm #i know i said id stop posting limbus here now that ive got the sideblog but. this is still my main art account so i gotta post shop stuff #just business!#anyways #im working on. getting a grasp on sticker production and print packing at home so hopefully i wont be with redbubble for much longer!#but ive currently got a bit of a nightmare going on outside of my social media presence thtats taking precedence so. yippie #i had this queued but fuck it ill get it out of the way now and queue it to the sideblog

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lokh · 2 months ago

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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.

#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated #if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem #on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck #thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides #roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too #but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something #shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head #how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like #a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap #i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities #and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm #she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting #(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them #and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head #if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened #i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers #im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair #but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out #meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally

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bleh1bleh2 · 2 years ago

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"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

#and then later #keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!!#lance: you guys will never believe what just happened #voltron #klance #keiths belt pouches #also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide #personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks #and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right #but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny #another mystery: does lance eat the worms??#(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good)#edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it #voltart

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months ago

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Vincent Price promo photo for The Haunted Palace (1963)

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bottombaron · 1 year ago

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So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #wwdits spoilers #and if you're like but he reads! id be like yeah i was the best k-12 reader in my county 3 years running #and i still flunked every spelling test i ever had #because the english language is a terrible terrible language i wish it never cursed us bleh #anyways Nandor is a big dumb dumb who is actually well-read and i love that abt him #my perfect himbo #(i mean he still wrote it with an 'e' instead of an 'i' but thats probably because he pronpunces it with a strong 'eh' sound)#(*pronounces)#(fUCK)

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gingerthesnap · 1 year ago

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the fucking isolation sally jackson must've felt when she was trying to pry her demigod child who physically cannot drown from the edge of a pool bc he's afraid to learn to swim. it is such a comedically stupid situation but she cant complain about it to a single mortal soul.

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #im so glad the show is aggressively pro sally jackson #i fucking love the beginning of titans curse where she's driving them all to their battle #and percys so embarassed #lol #she obviously didnt know he couldnt drown but still #id want to scream at him that he's the son of the sea god so many times lol #like #kid this is going to be the easiest thing you ever learn you've Got to naturally good at this

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bio-hazard · 1 month ago

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still thinking about charlie's beast boy costume and just thinking abt like. going to a party w him and at some point your friends cant find either of you until you stumble out of a closet with him and he's got missing patches of green paint along his jaw and neck meanwhile you have green paint all over your mouth and neck and hands

#⁉️ ; bang !#🐾 ; checkmate !#slimecicle x reader #im sorry i love like. visual cues that ppl were making out or smthn #like that one tiktok trend of covering ur partner with lipstick kisses? that type of shit is hot to me #i still cant tell if i wanna do it to someone or have it be done to me #but the idea of visible kisses everywhere is sooo 😵‍💫🥰#i wish i could draw charlie more detailed id have a whole fucking page of just. him flustered and covered in lipstick kisses #guys i'll write anything u want if you draw that for me

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puddleorganism · 4 months ago

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Thinking about my leviathan au again

Not very small beans

#smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #secret life fanart #secret life #life series au #life series fanart #life series #art #no id #he’s still buddies with the mounders he just likes to mess with people #if he actually wanted to drown Mumbo he would #he’s just fucking with him lol #leviathan au

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dreamsy990 · 1 month ago

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YAY I GOT THIS DONE ON HIS BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAJIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND ALSO MAYBE SAVED MY LIFE. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS I DO LIKE YOU A LOT THOUGH

#hajime means so much to meeeeeee #hes the reason i started posting art online (not on tumblr at the time though)#so without him i wouldnt have made like. 80% of my friends #and i do not know where i would be without some of my friends ive met bc of that #like ive had some NASTY depressive episodes since then that im pretty sure i only made through because of them #hiii phantom specifically. looking at you. ilysm if you read this #anyways not to get so real on danganronpa art sdfvgfrde #sdr2 is one of my favorite games of all time like genuinely. it has a lot of sentimental value to me i guess #i was a big fan of the first game but i watched the anime (and several playthroughs) but sdr2 was the first dr game i acually played myself #i actually also watched the dr3 anime before i played sdr2?#and uh. so i went in completely spoiled for it #that being said i still absolutely adored hajime. maybe im basic but i always love protagonist characters #also johnny yong bosch's performance is so fucking good;;;; i cried at the end of the game and it wasnt even particularly sad #anyways. danganronpa was my first hyperfixation that i can remember and it was so meaningful to me. i dont know where id be without it #even if im not as interested in it now it still is really important #would i recommend it? i mean it depends. i think danganronpa is for a very specific kind of person which is the person i happen to be #ok no more tag rambling time to do normal art tags #doodles #danganronpa #hajime hinata #izuru kamukura

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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