#id really love to Chug Jug with you

[thecrazedpotato]

You're probably wondering what's keeping me from making all my epic and awesome artwork! Well I've been doing very important and serious gaming of course!

I've also been watching Dragon Ball Z on DVD (DBZ Kai specifically) very epic show Gohan is so awesome they should bring him to the Fortnite shop again :)

[the-king-official]

id really love to.... chug jug with you.... we can be pro fortnite gamers :D

Oooooh… Sluggish one… I do not pretend to know what that means. But, if you would enjoy that… I will not stop you.

[vukovich]

bad advice day — might still be in love with my ex but i’m married?

happy ides of march 🔪🔪

Lingering affections are usually considered matters of the heart, but that’s anatomically incorrect. The real problem is barnacle-like parasites in the duodenum that excrete oxytocin. This is why new moms are way into “gut health” and are full of shit.

Some people will tell you that leafy green vegetables and exercise will fix it, but they’re cowards.

You’re gonna need two full bottles of magnesium citrate, a picture of your ex, and three days off work.

First, tape the photo of your ex in the shower.

Second, pour your bottles of mag citrate in an empty gallon jug. Top the jug off with red fruit punch. Label your jug with “Anon’s BORG” so nobody else tries to drink it.

Step three, just chug that fucking thing. Drink it so fast and so hard that your teeth dig into the plastic. You are Charybdis. You are the gaping maw at the bottom of the sea. You have no mercy for sailors or fruit punch. Crush the empty jug between your naked thighs and scream.

Step four, wait.

Steps five through eight vary person to person.

Step nine. You should be in the shower by this point. You’ve likely ripped the drain cover off the hole and are squatting directly over it.

Step ten. With a trembling hand, wipe the sweat from your brow and let the regret flow through you, all the way to the tips of your fingers. What have you done? The regret permeates your hair follicles, etching itself into your being. In this state, look at your ex. Really look.

Step eleven. Stuff the photo down the drain and go live your life. When your spouse asks you how the shower drain got clogged, say it’s full of your love, then quickly leave the house.

[perfect-moon-light]

WE GOT A NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN

TEN KILLS ON THE BOARD RIGHT NOW JUST WIPED OUT TOMATO TOWN MY FRIEND JUST GOT DOWNED I REVIVED HIM NOW WE’RE HEADED SOUTHBOUND. NOW WE’RE IN THE PLEASANT PARK STREETS LOOK AT THE MAP GO TO THE MARKED SHEETS

TAKE ME TO UR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNITE TODAY WE CAN GO TO MOISTY MIRE BUT NOT LOOT LAKE. I’D REALLY LOVE TO

CHUG JUG WIYH YOU

WE CAN BE PRO FORTNIT GAMERS

he said: HEY BROSKI. YOU GOT SOME HEALS AND A SHIELD POT? I NEED HEALING AND I AM ONLY AT ONE HP

HEY DUDE SORRY I FOUND NOTHING ON THIS SAFARI I CHECKED THE UPSTAIRS OF THAT HOUSE BUT NOT THE UNDERNEATH YET.

THERES A CHEST THATS JUST FOWN THERE THE STORM IS COMING FAST AND YOU NEED HEALS TO PREPARE. IVE GOT VBUCKS THAT ILL SPEND MORE THAN YOU CAN CONTEND IM A COOL PRO FORTNITE GAMER! COOL PRO FORTNITE-

TAKE ME TO UR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNITE TODAY YOU CAN TAKE ME TO MOISTY MIRE BUT NOOOT LOOT LAKE ID REALLY LOVE TO

CHUG JUG WITH YOU

WE CAN BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS

LA LA LA LALA E YA LA LA LA LALA E YA LA LA LA LALA E YA WILL YOU BE MY PRO FORTNITE GAMER

CAN WE GET A WIN THIS WEEKEND TAKE ME TO LOOT LAKE LETS CHANGE THE GAME MODE AND WE CAN DISCO DOMINATE LETS HOP IN ATK TAKE ME TO THE ZONE IM RUNNING KIND OF LOW ON MEDS AND I NEED TO BREAK SOME STONE

DRESSED IN ALL HIS FANCY CLOTHES HES GOT A RENEGADE RAIDER AND HES PROBABLY A PRO

HE JUST SHOT MY BACK I TURN BACK AND I ATTACK

I JUST GOT A VICTORY ROYALE

A VICTORY ROYALE

TAKE ME TO UR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNITE TODAY YOU CAN TAKE ME TO MOISTY MIRE BUT NOT LOOT LAKE I’D REALLY LOVE TO

CHUG JUG WITH YOU

WE CAN BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS

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[lilys-re-blog]

We got a

Number one victory royale

Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)

Ten kills on the board right now

Just wiped out tomato town

My friend just got downed

I revived him now we're headed south-bound

Now we're in the pleasant parked streets

Look at the map, go to the marked sheets

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today

You can take me to moisty Mire, but not loot lake

Id really love to

Chug jug with you

We can be pro fortnite gamers

Creature what the hell how long has this been in my inbox

[digital-morganism]

Id really love to chug jug with you (a little nasty style)

making the world's saddest jungle juice, who wants some?

[calpio]

                            “     o͟n͟e͟    b͟a͟d͟    g͟l͟o͟o͟p͟     and    she    do    what    i    yoinky     ,     two    big��   splurgs    and    a    big     ass     gloopy     ,    three    more    yoinks    and    i    buy    me    a    smoothie     ...    pour    up    a    gloop    that’s    a    gloop     and    a    splurgie    ~    !    “

[kakyoiniisms]

physically unable to stop singing the fortnite song to myself

[j3lle]

does anyone else remember the fortnite remix of american boy by estelle + kanye west that was circulating the internet a while ago

[exceptionerroralex]

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[mcnuggyy]

we gotta number 1 victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friend just got downed i revived him now were heading southbound now we’re in the pleasant park streets look at the map look at the map go to the marked sheet take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty mire but not loot lake id really love to chug jug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers he said hey broski you got some heals and a shield pot? i need healing and i am only at one hp hey dude sorry, i found nothing on the safari i checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet there���s a chest that’s just down there the storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare i’ve got v-bucks that i’ll spend more than you can contend i’m a cool pro fortnite gamer cool pro fortnite ga-take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty mires but not loot lake i’d really love to, chug jug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers pro fortnite gamers la la la la la ee a la la la la la ee a la la la la la ee a yeah will you be my pro fortnite gamer? pro fortnite gamer can we get a win this weekend take me to loot lake let’s change the game mode and we can disco dominate we’ll top an atk take me to the zone i’m running kinda low on mats i need to break some stone dressed in all these fancy clothes he’s got renegade raider and he’s probably a pro he just shot my back i turn back and i attack i just got a victory royale a victory royale take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty mires but not loot lake i’d really love to chug jug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers

[joeyclaire]

number 1 victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friend just got downed i revived him now were heading southbound now were in the pleasant park streets look at the map look at the map go to the marked sheet take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty mires but not loot lake id really love to chug jug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

side characters my beloved

[ID: Two digital coloured illustrations, the first featuring Akteraks and the second featuring David and Enola. Akteraks is an average sized woman with pale skin, pink hair in a fluffy bob cut and cyan eyes. She is wearing a light blue pinstripe blouse with a blue breast pocket and, a purple tie and a pair of cyan triangular earrings. David is a thin, dark skinned person with short dark curly hair, pointed ears, long eyelashes and cyan antennae. He is wearing a purple onesie with cyan sleeves that have a grid pattern on them. Enola is a short hedgehog-like humanoid with light purple skin, a snout, bushy purple and blue spines, whiskers and purple eyes. They are wearing  a black turtleneck, a bright pink safety jacket and bright pink goggles on their forehead.

Image 1: A bust of Akteraks holding a cyan controller with a blinking antenna in both hands, with an embarrassed smile. Next to her there is a booming sound effect bubble with text that reads “thunk” in all caps, and two speech bubbles with text that reads “oh shit-” and “could you put me back on the counter please-”. The background is dark blue.

Image 2: Busts of David and enola. David has an annoyed expression, with his eyes closed and teeth grit, and they are gesturing with their hands while talking. There is a speech bubble with text that reads “blah blah communism and blah blah blah enola are you listening enola ENOLA-”. Enola is staring at them with a vacant smile, and there is a thought bubble coming from them with a screenshot of text that reads “I really love to chug jug with you, we can be pro fortnite gamers”. The background is light blue. End ID]

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[ror2]

id really love to chug jug with you

[scytheguy]

number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friend just got downed i revived him now we’re headed southbound now we’re in the pleasant park streets look at the map go to the marked sheet take me to your xbox to play fortnite todaaay you can take me moisty mire but not loot laaake id really love to chug jug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers

[sillyguyhotline]

we got a

number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) ten kills on the board rn just wiped out tomato town

my friend just got downed :(

i revived him now we’re heading southbound

now we’re in the pleasant park streets

look at the map go to the marked sheet

take me to your xbox to play fortnite today

we can go to moisty mires but not loot lake id really love to chug jug with you

we can b pro fortnite gamers <3