#we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down!)

[isawken]

reading a copy of the dsm 5 at a coffee shop and pointedly staring at people, furrowing my brow and making notes in a field notebook

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[lemonhatbustup]

fortniter miku

[7swordsmen]

my common white boy trait is i play fortnite

[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down

Get down

[mixed-up-metaphors]

new headcanon: sans undertale just recites random "meme songs"" whenever he's panicking and trying to diffuse a bad situation, if he can't think of puns (somehow)

like

toriel, asgore, alphys, undyne, papyrus, frisk, mettaton: *long awkward silence*

sans, off-key and voice cracking in 50 different ways: wE gOT A NUmBER ONe ViCtoRY RoyAle YeAh FortNite We BoUT TO GET dOWN????

[crimsonrot]

erm. what the sigma

We got a number one victory royale

Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)

Ten kills on the board right now

Just wiped out Tomato Town

My friend just got downed

I revived him, now we're heading south-bound

Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets

Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today

You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake

I really love to chug jug with you

We can be pro Fortnite gamers

He said

Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?

I need healing and I am only at one HP

Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari

I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet

There's a chest that's just down there

The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare

I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend

More than you can contend

I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer

Cool pro Fortnite-

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today

You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake

I really love to chug jug with you

We can be pro Fortnite gamers

La-la-la-la-la-e-ya

La-la-la-la-la-e-ya

La-la-la-la-la-e-ya

Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer?

Pro Fortnite gamer

Can we get a win this weekend?

Take me to Loot Lake

Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate

Let's hop in an ATK

Take me to the zone

I'm running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone

Dressed in all his fancy clothes

He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro

He just shot my back

I turn back and I attack

I just got a victory royale

A victory royale

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today

You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake

I really love to chug jug with you

We can be pro Fortnite gamers

[duchi-nesten]

Grayghost for the ask game!

it's been one hundred years, but i have not forgotten to answer the 983478349 of these i have left in my inbox.

-

Valerie was so ready to finally, officially, fully kill Danny.

Don't get her wrong, she really loved her boyfriend a lot. After all the secrets were out, they really bonded and were now dating for almost 4 years.

Since their anniversary was coming up, they both decided to celebrate it by going on a roadtrip across a few neighboring states. They've been saving money for this the whole year!!!

When summer break hit (they were in college now (rip)) they wasted no time, packing Valerie's new (old) car to the roof and going off into the unknown. (unknown = usa)

Valerie insisted that she was gonna be the one to drive the whole time. She didn't really trust Danny and his certified Fenton Driving SkillsTM to not wreck her car.

Danny argued for a while, since he didn't want her to drive so much. It was cute how worried he was that she was gonna be too tired or whatever, but she made it very clear to him that she doesn't mind. He was banned from the driver's seat, no matter what.

Unfortunetly, that led to a little issue that Valerie did not think well enough through.

"WE GOT A NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE, YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN (GET DOWN), TEN KILLS ON THE BOARD RIGHT NOW, JUST WIPED OUT TOMATO TOWN."

Danny was in charge of the AUX cord.

And Danny was abusing his AUX cord rights.

Hard.

"Danny, can you PLEASE turn on some NORMAL MUSIC?" Valerie asked for what felt like the 1000th time.

"What do you mean? Chug Jug With You is such a banger." Danny asnwered with the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

"I can survive stuff like All Star and the rickroll, but the shit you've been pulling up is too much." She let go of the steering wheel with one hand just to quickly gesture in the direction of Danny's phone connected to the car. "What even IS THIS?"

"A banger."

"Danny, I beg you."

"Well. You know the rules. One person drives, the other chooses the music." he said, shrugging.

"I can hardly call your playlist music."

He ignored her comment and continued, "You could always... Let me drive. The you can choose the music."

That Little Shit.

She knew he did this on purpose. She realized when he pulled out an already pre-made playlist. This was his plan all along. Maybe she wasn't so far off when she was insiting he was evil those few years ago. He sure as hell could be evil when he wanted to be.

Well, she was definitly not gonna give in. She couldn't let him win this.

"No. You're banned from driving." she said, holding the wheel just a bit tighter when a new song started playing. It sounded like a badly recorded version of Take On Me. She prayed it was only that, but her dreams were crushed when some little kid with the shittiest mic known to humankind started talking over the song.

"Well, that's fine! We get to listen to the legend himself, Mcap Steve!" Danny exclaimed and started singing with the kid about... mining? diamonds?

And calling it singing was generous, all of it was just screaming.

Of all the minecraft songs, he had to choose the one that was giving her an incredible headache.

.

She eventually gave up and let Danny drive after he pulled out this Mcap Steve's entire discography...

Possibly dying in a traffic accident was way better than another minute of that minecraft parody hell.

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@hannahmanderr and I actually made Danny's roadtrip playlist, so you can listen to it and see what torture this boy put his girlfriend through yourself!

[THE PLAYLIST]

Also: Danny's right, those are bangers.

[dia-smthidk]

how did you meet ur moots?

Rabid - was hesitant on interacting at first, but once I randomly threw my sona w/ the Roblox man face at her & became an elite at the execution she was hosting, things went smooth sailing from there (we can’t be left in the same room together)

Moshie, Glitchy & Bun - they rarely came to my askbox at times, but once I became friends w/ Rabid, I started to interact with the three of them more aswell

Ace - heard she was Rabid’s silly wife, decided to interact with her just incase…

Cringelord - when I made a tadcarnival shitpost animatic w/ the DLC characters, we started fangirling over the idea of Narcissus & Sethe being a duo, later on making those mfs gay for eachother :3 even if we barely talk abt those two anymore, he hasn’t been able to get rid of me, no matter how problematic he thinks of himself 💃

Nerfy - “YEAH, WE'RE ALL ABOUT THAT number one victory royale, yeah fortnite we 'bout to get down (get down) ten points on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading southbound, now we're in the pleasant parked streets, go to the map look at the marked sheet-” their words, not mine 😭

the rest I probably met from discord

[braceforchaos]

we got a

NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN

[breadcheese0927]

fortnite

we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)

[softdweller]

we got a

number one victory royale

yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)

[throathole]

we got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we bout to get down

[sector-three-speaker]

We got a number one victory royale Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed I revived him, now we're heading south-bound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets Look at the map, go to the marked sheet Marked sheet, marked sheet, marked sh-, marked sh-

We got a number one victory royale Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed I revived him, now we're heading south-bound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to chug jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers [Beamed from: @aco-knight]

antipathyGospel: I hate you so much.

[ask-steven-stevenson]

We got a number one Victory Royale Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now- I can’t type any more of this I hate myself for doing this /lh 😭

“I will throw you out if you do that again.”