#id like to be able to talk to ppl abt him :(

[whipped-bean]

cookie..

may end up putting in enough effort to give him an entire gacha pull animation, or i may be lying, idk yet :P

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[showing0resultsforsanity]

this for everything.

this for straight people.

this for cis people.

this for white people.

seriously. they can't fucking change it. it's not their fault. quit with the totalitarianism. quit shitting on them and making them the butt of mean-spirited jokes to their faces (and doing it on social media? guess what, they have that too. that counts. they get to deal with the crap you say and the crap thousands of other people say and they get to see all the likes and the shares and the piling on in the comments.). fuck

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[itsalwaysdark]

ive always wanted to play dnd but truly i think its too late for me and i just dont have it

[29121996]

like . ik inherently this is a casw of "hes a good egg do with it what u want" basically . bc like .

[strayheat]

looking at dads try not to cry is torture because.

if they don't you can tell Exactly how enormously much it took out of them to walk that thin line and not let it happen

and if they Do you know exactly how enormously much it is for them not to be able to hold it despite trying so hard

[skenpiel]

man me and dave could be best friends and fuck around with dead shit together it is the worst thing in the world that hes not real and cant be bffs with me

[whomturgled]

yrkeby4ur8

[the-moon-files]

YESSSSS I BEG GET INTO THE CULTURAL DIDFERENCES BETWEEN HYLIANS AND HUMANS 🙏🙏

...now ur just sweet talking me 🥰 /lh

Not years, well maybe 1 year-

but i have wanted to ramble desperately to smone, even the tumblr void if i had to, abt humans vs. hylians so much, esp with a guide reader or male reader bc whatdya know im into niche stuff that only u and like 2 other ppl like lmao ¯\(ツ)/¯

Anyway im so shocked, since ur like the third person to be interested in this and wanna hear abt it 🥺 🤲💌 here u go!! Hope u like it <333 👉👈

Sun: Masc!Reader (he/him)

Orbit: Humans are Not Hylians/Humans are Space Orcs AU, Headcanons-ish, long overall but each section is kinda short

Stars: Mostly worldbuilding! you've been warned, don't get mad me for not talking abt the boys too much✌️

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cursing, mentions of private area/joke in the clothing headcanons, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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just some quick headcanons bc tbh i haven't given it too much thought, and i feel like I've been able to somewhat get into it in other posts? or maybe im thinking of stuff i have in my drafts idk-

Imma make another list, so buckle up for the short ride lol

Courting periods/dating/marriage

individual/small groups society-based hylians v. large personal groups/large community society-based humans

simpler foods hylians v. complex food humans

clothing modesty/style/relationships with fashion

fighting styles/strategies

entertainment complexity/differences

and language

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1st one, not much yet, im also making a separate post bc someone else asked me to talk abt that more 🥺

(tysm for all the enthusiastic asks guys <33)

anyway, basically hylian courting is a lot shorter, think “lesbians with the uhaul” type of energy, like sort of the classical medieval “does thee wish to pursue marriage with this one?” ← how hylians ask u out for the first time lmao

if it helps, they do tend to get to know one another well, talking about morals/kids/life goals/preferred lifestyle/house/etc. pretty clearly and quickly, then using the in between time to sort of stew on that information

id say the total time is sort of something like 6 months? maybe 3/4 if they're really compatible

(so bc i love interpreting video game logic for real world building, I actually blame this on how fast Zelda/link get together in games despite having sometimes never met before that moment lol)

like i said, ill be posting about this later

2nd one!!

pretty basic, just saying we don't really see hylians in big groups, despite the organizations they form, like kingdoms/knights or on a more personal level, towns/families/etc.

(once again, in-game appearances/video game logic translated to real life to draw these conclusions)

like not only are family units pretty small, like nuclear family setup, with like 2 parents and 2 kids, or single parent 1 kid type of situation, but the towns or collections of these families arent very big either

hylians kind of use their government the way it was intended lmao?

like the villages and towns matter more for everyday decisions than the kingdom/royalty, like Zelda would esstientally just be the mayor of Castle Town for those constant decisions,

while occasionally is called on to make decisions like for several towns or like is a natural disaster happens

meanwhile humans are, in comparison, in Way Bigger groups, both on an organization scale, and a personal scale

like u have all these specific branches of government, whereas im sure the population difference doesn't help,

and on a personal level, humans can easily have like multiple parents, lots of siblings, and once u combine that with each parent having family too, and those families like to meet up? All together??

yeah, itd look insane to any hylians (who’s smaller extended family may just make up their own village and that's it)

3. I've touched on this

like the use of spices, syrups, seasonings, etc

but also the complexity of dishes too, like chilling cream and mixing it for awhile to make ice cream, or even just getting ordering a pizza,

that's a lot of processing, like making the dough from flour and other ingredients, to letting it rise, to making the tomato paste, making cheese, then combining those things with any other toppings, all into one dish??

i like to think that hylians have only just started to touch on actual complicated cooking processes (as in BOTW, where they sell flour and salt, so people besides Link/Wild must know what to do with it)

this has the advantage of impressing any hylian with what a “creative genius” you are lol

4. look im just a fan of medieval time periods Links

so i think its funny if the hylians are used to like 4/3 layers and ur over here like, “wym, if i take off my shirt there's nothing underneath?”

one of them gets bold enough to ask, “d-do you not. do you not have undergarments??”

you “just my boxers? like just to cover my di-”

also this makes its easy to seduce people here? LMAO

clothes are def higher quality, after all there's not as many artificial processes or materials interfering,

plus u usually get some sick embroidery on it too!!

5. so like i get it, Link is the main fighter in games

but like, the few times there is a war/army in loz games, there's rlly not a lot of strategy, beyond just finding the enemy and fighting

tho im partial to that hylians/most inhabitants of Hyrule abide by the “lets meet up either literally by inviting each other or just between our territories to fight”

with occasional guerilla warfare (by any means necessary/stealth/ambush attacks/strategy) that's only rlly used either by Demise/Ganon, or by the wilder individuals/races in games

or maybe even the more civilized fighters in an emergency

and so that means by this logic that all of the Chain use kind of wild techniques compared to their race/kingdom lmao

id imagine its not too surprising to also see “every fight is a bar fight if its for my life” from individual travelers, so im sure they're not viewed too crazy (esp when ppl know their the hero that constantly has to deal with guerilla warfare from Ganon)

but its be hilarious to watch the reactions of both the Links realizing they’re in a bigger group that should be using “proper” fighting strategies and seeing the general publics reaction to this absolutely feral, armed to the teeth, trained hylians with their equally wild human lol

LMAO everyone thinks ur the reason they started using the more brutal fighting methods bc ur human, ur a bad influence lol

(humans would use it primarily, esp after we converted to use that method in warfare a couple hundred years ago i think?)

changing course a bit, hylians tend to use weapons (to compensate for difference in strength compared to humans, and since they don't experience/get a lesser version of adrenaline)

while humans tend to equally rely on weapons and our body as a weapon (marital arts/basic self-defense)

6. this is mostly bc the hylians only rlly seem to have the basics of music, books/stories, theater, and art

i have, surprise surprise, another post abt how i think this came to be,

mostly based on how human curiosity is indomitable and insatiable and the endless force that has not yet met its immovable object.

or at least an immovable object they haven't at least poked a little, out of curiosity lol

like we went to space for that reason, we reach the most dangerous corners of our planet (deep underwater/volcanoes) out of sheer curiousity/for the sake of simple knowledge of the thing

so needless to say, curiosity can absolutely drive any field to its limits, including the arts, which is why we can have stained glass, or movies/tv shows, hell, the marvel that is Hatsune Miku lmao

(fully for entertainment, a projection of light and sound, what is essentially magical illusions but u did it hte hard way, to the hylians)

on a different entertainment related note, i don't know if the hylians would be super into sports, or not really at all? mostly bc they have to use their fighting/training against real threats, not the sort of “fake” threats that sports are

but on the other hand i could see people like knights wanting to use their abilities for something other than violence and fighting bc their life or their villages lives depended on it

bet the Links would enjoy it for those reasons especially, what with at least sumo wrestling being a sport or activity for them at some point in history, and practically beg u for any new games to play, or to ref their games, bc whewwww

im sure they could get pretty competitive lol

7. obviously, their mostly influenced by the Japanese language

id almost like to imagine a sort of, if not outright Japanese (like with earlier heroes like Sky) then a sort of English-Japanese hybrid further along the line

sort of like how English has German/Greek/Latin roots and therefore u can see what words or structure comes from where, or even how u can understand a fair amount of basic words when other languages share the same roots (english, pants = spanish, pantalones)

would make for some funny miscommunications

or even better, most hylians liking ur unique accent or the Links love to hear u talk bc of it lol

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well the fever has broken, i am now free of the sickness that made me hack this up geez

i hope u got some enjoyment out of these my beloved anon!! esp since u were so nice as to ask abt it <33

hope u guys have a great weekend, look out for some more posts, bc its been great to get some more asks in lately and very motivating,

not to mention i actually have time to write now that my siblings graduated/we’ve moved several states over 💀

so i have reliable internet now too! sheesh :’)

Peace out,

🌙

[dirtbagcore]

HELLO im thinking about your saiki k / spyxfamily au...... im so fascinated by this family dynamic. does kuriko still have all her powers, or just telepathy? in your comic it looks like she still does the telepathic communication which i LOVE. pairs well with anyas constant yapping...... also, if kuriko does have all her powers, how powerful is she? id imagine she'd be about at the level of 16-year-old saiki with limiters, since in the time travel episode he was a bit older and a bit stronger (but he also didnt have glasses so i guess he didnt have the power to turn people to stone yet? i wonder if there are other powers he unlocks later. its probably in the manga but im only halfway through 😭). man, just imagine the shenanigans those kids would get up to..... even just putting kuriko in anyas place would be hilarious, but then also throwing anya AND kuusuke into the mix???? these kids are gonna accidentally destroy the world lmfao

but im also fascinated by the dynamic of. anya and kuriko being siblings and knowing about each others powers, but no one else knows about them (except probably kuusuke?). cause like. kusuo originally can use his powers at home, so now he can use them less freely, but anya originally had NO ONE who knew about them and now she has 2 siblings who do, so she can use them more freely. which would probably result in an even more reserved kuriko and an even more outgoing anya. plus kuusukes inferiority complex would be doubled..... loid has no idea what he just got himself into lmao. just absolutely insane family dynamics all around im obsessed

ANYWAY sorry for yapping in your inbox but i would love to hear any other thoughts you have about this au..... if you wanna share.....

^((TLDR; [in my S×F / Saiki K crossover AU where kuriko & anya are twins] what are kurikos powers? what's the new family dynamic?))

HIII! ( ≧∀≦)ノ THANKS 4 THE ASK!!! v happy to answer, i was thinking kuriko would:

1. still have all her powers, and

2. they would be weaker than in canon since she got her limiters early⬇️

this obv includes the fact that she can remember all her time as an infant, so thinking of that (considering the vague experiments anya went thru in canon) i deffo think ur right about her being even more reserved ( ´,_ゝ`) </3 tho tbf anya being kuriko's voice and seeming (from an outside perspective) to always just KNOW what she wants, no matter how specific, sounds really freaking cute ( T∀T)

i imagine her other powers coming up in little scenes (+ prob main plot stuff but im not writing allat for a thought experiment lol)⬇️⬇️

overall, i think the family dynamic would be like this⬇️⬇️⬇️

kusuke wouldnt be threatened by anya cause all she can do is read minds, shes no genius on top of that. his relationship with kuriko tho, i feel like would be similar to how it was in canon, except that since kuriko is more fragile here, id imagine that she'd be less willing to indulge kusuke's games- leading him to harbour more genuine resentment, in turn leading her to kinda fear him. it'd make their dynamic more angsty than the og, but tbh i feel that that lends well to the new setting/kusukes new role.

i dont think kuriko would mind loid or yor, but since she can remember their bio parents (kuniharu & kurumi) better than anya, i dont think she'd be able to accept them as her parents right away, especially yor.

the only other thing i wanted to mention was:

how did kusuke get into eden without parents, you ask? (you didnt but--) YOU ASK?? well obvi its cause he's a super genius and probably achieved something so crazy that the schoolboard REALLY wanted him as an alum, so he completely skipped over the regular admission process. he would live in the dorms and probably avoided talking abt his parents entirely (cause who would share their personal trauma with ants??), leaving a very convenient spot for loid to slip into lol

anyway! thats basically it!! thanks again for the ask, hope at least some ppl appreciate our wall of text!! (me n you are like this 🤞 btw. YAPPING 🔛🔝🔥) ☆(゜∇^d)!!

[prosciuttulipa]

hiii! this is for the matchup event:))

1. id like a matchup from jjk, no gender preference! my personality type is isfp. i tend to be a bit introverted at first but im a YAPPER and open up pretty easily if the vibes are right (almost to a fault bc i think i scare ppl away getting too excited sometimes🙂‍↕️). i care a lot abt paying attention to what the people around me like, so my love language is acts of care/service:) i LUVVV fortnite (ik🫥) and finding new music to share with the people i care about. i AM one of those people that posts songs to their instagram stories even though i know no one cares ! i play some instruments and love to sing as well:) green flags: someone who can match my silliness without getting freaked out😭 𝖕𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖊 🗣️. dislikes/deal breakers are a bit hard to think of, but i guess super messy people? i’m pretty particular about my space lol. i’m pretty short and have a curvy/pear body shape. i have wavy brown hair and blue eyes and my pronouns are she/her!

2. id love text conversations to go with the headcannons:)) THANK YEW💞

Congratulations! You have been matched with...

Toge Inumaki

If there was ever a more perfect representation of "girlfriend who yaps and boyfriend who listens", it would be you and Toge. Admittedly, Toge's inability to speak is what inclines him to listen more, but he's more than happy to play the role for you.

With both of you being introverts, the two of you initially hit it off by talking over text; it gives Toge more of an even playing field for conversation too. You find out that Toge is in fact hilarious, his responses dry and quippy (he knows too many memes for his own good). When he realises that you like playing Fortnite, he immediately asks you to join a game with him. Your first date is spent playing round after round of the game, rising the ranks and finally coming out on top. He also finds it endearing that you post songs to your Instagram stories. When first starting to flirt with you, he would make sure to reply to them, telling you his thoughts on the song after he finishes listening to it.

Since he's not able to communicate much verbally when you're in person, he often defers to songs to convey his feelings, a way of sharing in your love for music. He's surprised when you suggest a new way of communicating between the two of you—by humming certain notes and patterns, he should be able to convey more in comparison to his rice ball ingredient vocabulary. He's touched that you went out of your way to think this up, your act of service dear to his heart.

Dates with Toge are pretty much what you expect out of a typical high school romance, but his favourite type is when he can listen to you sing and play your instruments, while chilling in the background. It's one of the few times he can truly join with his voice, humming along with you as a duet.

The Matchmaker's Gift

[feeblelittlehorse]

genuinely how fucked up wld it be if my ex still found my blog I'd just kill myself like it's annoying cuz why do I have to confine myself and shit when I have somewhat of a Community online just to avoid him from stalking me online😭 like maybe just leave me alone and don't violate my privacy. if I truly wanted to be safe and make sure he can't find me online id have to like censor myself sm, be even more strict abt who follows me (I rly did try to vet ppl like obviously mutuals could follow me and if I recognized urls who follows me or they seemed like a legit blog) and not talk abt stuff or mention anything. like im so paranoid I'm like what if he searched up keywords or stuff I say to try to find me idk if my blog will show up.

P sure my blog is unsearchable but idk i don't trust tumblr I really don't this place sucks and their block feature sucks and their search functions too. I remember when I changed my url after I broke up w him and thought it'd be chill bc I also blocked his blog that he used to follow me (literally crazy bc he doesnt use tumblr he just had a blog already? from yrs ago that he never used and started using it to follow me. even tho initially I didn't want him to have access to my blog but ofc i had to concede to him bc he wanted to🤷‍♂️) so he shldnt be able to find me since my url is different too. and he literally told me he easily found my blog again by searching my past url and it came up and he just made a new account cuz I made my blog only viewable if you have an account. like why r u proud of that you're a literal freak 😭 itd just be pathetic of him if he was still stalking me online atp since I clearly do not want him to

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[dlstmxkakwldrlarchive]

i feel like this is a stupid rant but still.

i don't get how taemints can easily get away with saying that taem should've still had jinkis part after he came back saw tweet saying this with over 1k likes n not one person calling this behaviour weird. if any other subfandom said this about taemins part they would start crying but apparently they can claim that this is all fun n harmless even though said member couldn't perform cause he was out sick n nobody even knew how he was doing. do they think that taemin would prefer having that part n not have jinki back like man was ready to do a song like pansy the moment jinki said something about it in jinki jangpan (even though it was a misunderstanding). the way taemints treat jinki pisses me the hell off like genuinely even if i wasn't a fan it would still seem not ok to me. n every jjingu is somehow an akgae like the call is coming from the house its so hard to find taemints who aren't deranged n will drag the other members down when they achieve something over taemin. jongho usually don't get dragged since jjong can't n minhos a nugu to them (+ being the top ships for taemin) so it's fine since they can't surpass taemin but jinkibum get dragged around daily for everything. ntm them coming after blingers for saying it was bittersweet to see taemin sales be more than jjongs or for him to do that high note like its clear they only care about the members when they aren't threatening taemins achievement. also them dragging young artists for no reason n still not learning when taemin literally had to bbl about yeonjun too like he's not like you n wouldn't support bullying others or his members.

honestly, i get why ppl think tm has the right to have a solo fanbase, like his solo work is way older than the other ones, and it influenced in a very significant way the industry is in, like not only musically, he introduced new concepts, a new idea of what an idol should be, want started a new fashion trend that everyone is trying to emulate, the ace title too... but id rather eat shit than divide him from shinee lol

ignoring the sentimental part, shinee influenced tm solo a lot and he talked abt it too like when he said during mttmg that view's choreo made him realize that a choreo shouldn't always be powerful and that idea helped the making of move's choreo or just how his vocal technique is similiar to jjong's, he even mentioned all the members as artists he looks up to next to mj (😭) tm solo music is far from shinee group music vibe like kinda but imo he wouldn't have been able to release music with that kind of unique vibe if he wouldn't have debuted with shinee, like his shinee route is important in his artistry (like even in the smallest things like getting to know staff he liked) AND that's what these ppl dont like.

there's also this silent belief (that a lot of ppl share) that shinee was actually jongtae stepping stone to debut solo and that onmikey were like just there, like yeah I also think jjong doesn't get much hate because he's part of one of tm most popular ships but they see him as some kind of equal too while jinkibum are always looked down as soloists - i don't think they respect jjong fr btw, it's more like charts, music shows etc - and minho siiiiiiiigh.

[itsalwaysdark]

so to do my testing i need a state id but to get my state id i need a social security card bc i lost mine so im waiting up to 15-20 days for social security to send me a verification number in the mail so that i can apply for a new social security card and then ill have to wait for that to get to me and then i can go get my ky id and hopefully not get in trouble for taking so long to get my id changed and THEN i can schedule my ged classes. and by then ill probably have finished my math and science ged readys which is good and ummm i think thats all. itll prolly be a permit rather than a state id so i can work on learning to drive since we have a nice Not horrible car . and then ill know how to drive which will be helpful to me even if it takes me a while to actually own a car... but itd be helpful to Be able to drive yk. even if i am quite late... and once i get all of that done then thats like finally finished and then i can get a job again and start saving up money for when i am ready to move out...

[time-is-restored]

in the spirit of all my white collar posting i thought id transcribe one of my more delirious threads when i was extremely feverish and struggling to find any ot3 characterisation i vibed with:

the thing about white collar is everyone wildly underestimates how much of an asshole neal is. and then they make peter the WRONG type of asshole and give elizabeth laughing gas !

neal’s the type of guy to hold the elevator door while ur in it until there’s like fifty people in there and then get out. peter hits the close door button ritualistically no matter how busy it is/who he can see coming down the hallway and elizabeth takes the stairs. they are Very Specific types of assholes!

neal wants YOU to look like the asshole by pushing you into ‘overreacting’, while peters more than happy coasting through (or outright speedrunning) any conversation that isn’t between him and any of the four (4) ppl he likes. its not that smalltalks painful for him, but he's very strict abt how much time he deigns to spend on it. he'll give u 5 minutes, MAX, and then he's bulldozing his way into The Point

meanwhile elizabeth plays the same game as neal but she’s the one who can’t 'overreact' . like an endurance marathon. it’s fun for her! like, the ability to treat anyone less than totally pleasant as a bumbling child w/o losing any face or flinching . that’s a game she’s winning. peters terrible at it @ literally everyone except neal and neal, in turn, is the opposite of that. that is ofc the appeal for both of them

it’s not that any of them see social sim style ++ or - - showing up when they pick a dialogue option? it’s more like. the person they're talking to has a HP gauge. elizabeth keeps u in the green No Matter What and can make u lose even if it’s been an unwaveringly equal and supportive convo, bc sometimes people really really really want to go into the red and she categorically Refuses to give u an excuse. neal goes for JUST outside the range of red and teeters back and forth from yellow to orange. keeping u at the sweet spot between stress and light discomfort where ur the most pliable and the least able to sort through and discard any of the conversational shrapnel (which he is hoping will lodge in ur mind and eventually convince u of whatever shit he's pedalling) he is relentlessly hurling in ur direction. PETER will either press x to skip the cutscene or blast straight through to bright red -100% reputation. what are u gonna do cry. this dude can’t make you cry he’s beige wallpaper. he’s not even paying attention to this conversation. he’s running down the shopping list in his head. and that nonchalance IS fun for peter when he’s doing it on purpose but he’s usually not. so he’s only really >:3 when the other party (ie: neal) has given him time to tune in. you see??