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yeah i'm mad
#catsCANdraw#my art#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#img id in alt text#if i have to see that godforsaken animatic of him with the dog buttons one more time i will straight up start killing people#please treat disfigured disabled people like humans thanks
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wake the fuck up, samurai 🎸
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#my art#art#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#digital art#cyberpunk art#johnny silverhand art#he's my favorite brain worm#idk why v was complaining id kill to have keanu reeves in my head#he's so horrible i love him#nooo tumblr don't kill the quality you're so sexy ahaaa
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id fumble him so bad
#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway#i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute#idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what#i guess my type is boys that whimper#the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes#i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of#actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once......#actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download#unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start#my art#myart#doodles#puppysona#sona#sdv#sdv harvey#stardew valley#whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this
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giving my period cramps to riko moriyama because fuck him and his mama
#riko moriyama#having cramps would have HUMBLED him#but then again if i had to pioneer a sport and deal with cramps whilst playing one of the most violent sports in history#id be pissed off too#trans riko with his period would have ACTUALLY killed himself#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#the foxhole court#aftg fanart#jean moreau#tsc#the sunshine court#dont be weird under this post
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some obligatory "i finally finished the game" Avernus trio doodles
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#wyll ravengard#karlach cliffgate#bg3 spoilers#voltaical ocs#bishop#karlach was like wyll does NOT smoke#wasnt sure how id feel about this ending i firmly believe bishop wants to stop adventuring as soon as possible#but honestly the three of them are so happy together 😭😭😭 i couldnt have it any other way#wylls whole breakdown while karlach was dying KILLED MEEEEE#i love him so much
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it is with a heavy heart i must announce the fankid-enjoyer has made another fankid 😔 this is comet... ive been playing with him for a while. he's a couple years younger than johnny jr and umm well I'll tell you more about him later. when i post the other pile of drawings i have of him.
#hey did you know you should never make a fan character as a joke or a funny even a little#and you DEFINITELY shouldnt entertain doodling a little design for them and you should NEVER give them a name#bc then youre just going to be attached and youre gonna have to be like man... now ive gotta raise this fankid...#the original doodle on the side of a canvas is from the end of MAY...#these are just from the last month tho. started actually iterating his design. so u see the differences#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic oc#stc#sonic the comic#exit sonic#johnny jr#knuckles the echidna#sonknux#id in alt text#comet#see the issue and problem here is that this is baby 2. once i post this u r going to see too much of him#tho i think baby would kill comet immediately so bad. no contest.#comet is niceys baby LOVES k*lling#okay.... bye
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Someone should make a fanfic au where L actually does win and sends Light to prison but keeps secretly breaking him out again to play cat and mouse w him over and over. Bonus points if Light knows exactly what’s going on and goes Freak Mode™️ by laying (fatal) silly puzzles and traps for his favorite detective to fall into as they each try to psychologically torture each other as a form of long distance flirting
(Alternatively there should be a oneshot fanfic about lawlight inspired by that one scorpion and frog crossing the stream post that I can’t find (it’s very long and made me cry if anyone has seen it or needs a better description pls send it/ask me and I’ll try to describe it better) where it takes all the aus we’ve made of them and turns it into a never ending time loop fanfic where they both die at the end, where L wins, where Light wins, where they both loose, where they live a life far away from Kira and Great Detectives, where they kill each other, where they save each other, where one is always the scorpion and one is always the frog and they’re both doomed to each other forever, both doomed to their own self destructive tendencies, doomed to drown without each other and because of each other. Idk I didn’t explain that well but you picking up what I’m puttin down?)
#which btw ryuk is there the whole time#light doesn’t have the death note anymore but he can convince ryuk (sometimes) to give him little scraps#on the promise to reaaally shake things up for each scrap ofc#and L would help Light out with money and fake ids and whatever#and Light would refuse it every time on principle and evade him on his own#which makes L one: thrilled and two: extremely irritated#and they’re both trying to kill each other constantly btw that doesn’t change#enemies to enemies type love n shenanigans#playing 3d chess using other people as the pieces etc#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#death note au#fanfic#dn#light death note#l death note#l x light#@wildernezz I think you’d like this#and also#@astersofthesky#@mapsareforbraindeads
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peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti
hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#gustavo and brick#protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work.#...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊#hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time#anyways.#ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of#i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating#it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think.#also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh#that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think#arting#pizzaposting
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someone shoot me cause i can’t stop thinking about jon snow helping you sleep.
you’ve always been a dreamer. growing up with the starks, you’d tell jon (or anyone who asked) about your dreams the night before, either furrowing your brows at the bizarre nature of them, or laughing as you recall dreaming maester luwin having hooves for feet. this didn’t help the fact that you naturally didn’t sleep much. when you did, dreams plagued your mind so often it felt like you weren’t even sleeping at all.
but dreaming often also meant nightmares followed suit. usually, you’d try and calm yourself down, but if it was an especially bad one—you’d find solace in jon’s arms. a risky move in winterfell, but it was either that or you didn’t sleep. and jon slept best with you anyways.
not much had changed in that while at castle black. the only difference is, if you couldn’t sleep, jon would put you to sleep the best way he knew how.
strong arms would cage you in, his calloused hand wrapped in yours, anchoring you as he pays close attention to the space between your thighs. slow drags of his hips as he kisses you sickly sweet, breaking you down piece by piece until your worries melt away, & your brain is only clouded with thoughts of him. his lips on your neck sending goosebumps down your skin, as bolts of pleasure shoot up your spine.
he’s good at this. too good.
too good at making you forget what was even keeping you up in the first place. mind numb as you can’t remember where you stop & he begins, and that’s just how he wants you. his thumb comes to wipe away any stray tears that fall, while his brows pinch in concern until he feels you clench on him, strings of curses falling from your lips as he brings you to the edge. and it’s with a shudder of his name you cum, sighing & running a hand through his curls as you come down from your high, thanking him because that was just what you needed. & he knows.
“yeah? y’ feel better?”
you nod your head, a quiet “mhm” coming from your mouth as he wraps his arms around you. you settle into them, head facing his chest as he traces your spine.
jon has a small smile on his face. knowing that he’s the reason for your pleasure, knowing how much you trust him not only with your body, but with your problems. if you can’t sleep it’s him you come to, and you knowing he’ll fix it brings him more satisfaction than he’ll ever admit. he may not be able to control a lot of things, but one thing he can control is how much pleasure he can give you. not just with your body, but with your mind. you know you’re safe with him, time and time again has proven that this may be the only safe place left in the world.
with jon. in his arms.
i actually need him so bad it’s not funny :( sigh want him to make me forget my problems.
#sigh#jon snow#jon snow x reader#jon snow x you#jon snow prompt#game of thrones#asoiaf#id let him#god would i let him#first time posting smut on tumblr. shaking in my boots#want him to shake my boots#LMAFAO WHY AM I FUNNY#how many tags is acceptable#cause here i am having a whole conversation with myself#kill me#wait fuck me first
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spooky dog
#they called him ol ‘why do u have human fucking eyes’ back in high school#this is my friends dog and he rlly does look like that i did not stylize his eyes#anyways tryin to build a style of digital pet portraits that doesnt 1) kill my hand Or 2) kill my soul#so far this feels like enough stylization to avoid killing my soul but i think my hand is always killed a little no matter what#better than the other brush i was using tho the angle and pressure on the old one hurt it bad#my art#id in alt text#dogs#digital art#pet portrait#artists on tumblr#<- idek what that tag does or means i just see everyone using it so im copying
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2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Sprint - Fernando Alonso
#yknow i thought maybe id get immune to his insane level of attractiveness from this weekend after posting so much#but these had me going: 'WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKKK' super hoarse LMAO#im so confused at him. he was very cute and angelic in the earlier interview and now he looks like this???? unfair.#theres something about a man trapped by the sleeves of his racesuit....#okay anyways this should be my last work of the day actually#i have to go do a school thing so i shant be online...probably#BUT AH NO SERIOUSLY ITS BEEN SSO FUN YESTERDAY AND TODAY!!!#like it really is a reward after suffering thru all his races since zandvoort basically#but mostly cota and mexico killed me but this wknd has reminded me how fun racing and f1 can be#thank you everyone for being so fun hehehe#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#2023 brazilian gp#we do a little bit of f1
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Honestly I see Jimmy's refusal to put Curly out of his misery less about his weird feelings of envy or his delusions but the fact Curly is all but stated to be a shield to Jimmy from his actions and people seeing the worst in him.
The only characters that Jimmy really interacts with one on one before the crash are Curly and Anya, two individuals he has wildly different relationships with. It's likely that Curly really did most of the talking between them as the pilots and the rest of the crew as staff. They didn't know of Jimmy's more reprehensible behaviors cause they never really had the chance to and Jimmy is subconsciously aware. If they had disliked him more than Anya would have told Swansea earlier or even Daisuke when things got really bad.
It's why he takes the immediate opportunity to blame Curly; He's the shield. He's saved Jimmy's ass more times than he can count and more times than Jimmy would ever admit. Even when he can't really do it anymore, he mentally shields himself from his own faults by putting Curly between them. Letting Curly die puts too much on him because he doesn't know how to function without a safety net.
In the end Curly only lives because Jimmy needs the idea that Curly will inevitably make things better to stay alive, meaning Curly has to live, no matter how much it pains him to do so.
#in short Jimmy doesnt only care about Curly#he only cares about the securtiy that Curly provides him#and i headcanon that the reason he tried to kill everyone is because he knew it was only a matter of time befor Curly realized this wasnt#somethgin benign Jimmy did that he could smooth over but somethign that Curly would repremand and condem him for and take his security away#like yes Curly did not react fast enough or strongly enough to what Anya told him but you could see him showing more concern over it as I d#understand the psychology behind people and more specifically men like Curly as he is hearing something horrible his friend did to someone#he cares about but has less of a bond with. he feels the need to protect his crew as people first and sadly Jimmy is still the person he wa#closest too yet I still think everything happened too fast for Curly to process as would you not grapple with the fact your closest friend#is a monster you must personally deal with? or that he did something so vile to someone else you have become protective over? Would you not#think of the relative power that friend holds and how if you approuch this wrong it could end badly for everyone? He had all these thoughts#but not enough time to think about them. Also how Jimmy was one of the main people in his personal life he felt a need to protect seeing as#he got him this job. Like imagine the one person you are really trying to make good is still bad after everythign and now you have to be th#hand of judgment youve shielded them from for so long like I do not think Curly handeled the initial situation with Anya correctly I dont#think it was the case of him not believing but not really knowing what to do and feel about it as a friend of both parties the captain and#guy going through his own shit and it says so much that he was dealing with all that so well compared to Jimmy who got everyone killed cuz#he thought being captain would be like sitting on the thrown and not emotionally mentally and physically taxing like I cant say Curly is th#best person due to his inaction but he is a good person doing the best with the knowledge and shitty resources he has cuz like also Id just#be terrified that my suicidal and nilihst bestie who clearly has an inferiority complex around me is the copilot who has access to the most#to the most important parts of the ship and the means to kill us all if he feels like him or his security are being threatened like#Anya and Curly just deserved better because they get put through the ringer like just put him in a class to teach him to be less trusting#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers
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neil's brain short-circuited the first time matt boyd said 'i love you man'
#have u evwr had a friend see u at ur lowest and go i love u and im proud of u and u don't even have the voice to thank them or say it back#bcs like he's deer in headlights when people are NICE to him#anyway i can get behind andreil not saying ily but matt would tell him he loves him bcz he does#he's being homies abt it but matts like no homo unless u want there to be homo but ily man#and neils like#🧍🧍#but internally he's thinking i'd kill anyone for this man id do anything for him#ykwim? like#neil josten#matt boyd#aftg#tfc
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tw flashing images, implied death
please for the love of god reblog this, it took me 3 days
#this is what happens when i let my impulsive thoughts win. i listen to this song like 4 times and this is what happens#i kind of panicked at the end bc i wasnt sure what to put there but i think it turned out alright#i played with some basic effects on premiere this time. mostly scale and position because i didnt want it more complicated already#btw i am completely aware of how macaque might not have actually been killed by wukong this time around. although i dont really fear#being wrong cause im here for that angst baby! and on that note we could be completely wrong abt wukong and macaques early relationship lol#its cute to imagine they were like really close friends though. again i dont fear being wrong if this ages away from canon thats fine#if we get more content for them id like to make another one of these lol. id like to do one for mk with its alright by mother mother.#CUASE THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY. maybe 'life' would also work for him based on his s4 arc.. hmmm....#myart#animatic#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkiekid#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#sun wukong#six eared macaque#shadowpeach#monkie kid#lego monkie kid spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 4 spoilers#lego monkie kid s4 spoilers#lmk swk#tw flashing#flashing#eyestrain#implied death
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DRDT SPOILERS IN TAGS!!!!
highkey i would hate being ace markey
#ace markey#danganronpa despair time#drdt#but they rlly be doing him dirty#like ik he a bitch sometimes#bro almost got murdered by someone and the moment he points that out hes immediately told to stfu#but when he's being accused its crickets... literally NO ONE has his back like if i was in his situation id be acting like him too#and the fact that the person who did that to him isnt gonna face any consequences dude#THEN they're trying to accuse him for being the murderer and taking the tape when during that time he was in hella pain#had just woken up#and was too busy thinking about how he was almost killed#(and possibly could die soon if his wound dont get covered up)#AND he was thinking about killing nico how would the tape help him kill nico????#how would he even have the time to think about that tape???#man i would rlly hate to be him#sorry if this post has some error but during this episode i was just thinking about being in his situation#sorry for the yapping sjskksj
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Yes I hate Stanford Pines with all my heart and it I ever met him it would be ON SIGHT. Yes, I am also writing a gay sex fic about him and the triangle...what about it.
#gravity falls#i literally despise him#i like him as a character but if he was real and i met him id fucking hate him#he would be so like...insidiously misogynistic#like im that way where you cant tell until its been completely normalized#also hed flex his ego all the time and i would HAVE to intentionally find ways to humble him#again i am writing a gay sex fic about him because i...as would many people...have a fucked up 1 night stand with him#but long term? Id kill him#tags are long winded sorry#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#billford
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