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sparrowlucero · 1 month ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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ferretonfire · 10 months ago
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her: you better not be Dan and Phil Get Down when I get there
me:
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nightly-nightcat · 5 months ago
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DAY 100 !!! technically i've been running this blog for more days than that but still! crazy to think that i've drawn (almost) 100 nightcats now and also that this blog is as successful as it is !! thank u everyone who's stuck around as well as those of u who sent in submissions/suggestions/fanart/literally just asks i am happy to have gotten this far 💥🖤
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underwhelmingalchemist · 2 years ago
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Made this for a discord server I’m in, thought I’d put it here. Remember to be kind to yourself. Yes, even if it’s really funny
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mortysmith · 1 year ago
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while we're on the subject of "morty-prime teamup" what if there was another two crows situation
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leclercskiesahead · 2 months ago
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Drunk off his ass and vibing with sunglasses on inside the club.
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astral-schools · 11 months ago
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bro that really haunts my narrative
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hyolks · 1 year ago
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as a thank you for 10k, i am holding an art raffle!! ✨✨
the rules are simple: you must be following me (hyolks) and please tell me a strange dream you've had!! thats it!!!
i await to hear your weird dreams o7 you have until december 1st!!
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I love the flaming arrow as best method of destruction but a close second im desperate for more people to know about is the failed attempt to bribe the security guards into leaving their posts so someone could steal the goat With A Helicopter
Anon you are so right. Even though the goat survived 2010 hats off to the two guys who tried to bribe a security guard the equivalent of $7,000 USD to let them kidnap the goat
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storge · 1 year ago
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Won't you die here with me? No. No, I wont! Didn't you say you were living a life of no peace and no freedom? Why won't you agree? There is no freedom in life, you're right. I worry and think about too many people and things in the world. Maybe I really can't be free. But it's because these people need me and love me that I cannot bear to die. Not only that, I want to live. I want to live for as long as I can. Xie Ju'an, you too. Don't be a coward. Don't make me look down on you.
Story of Kunning Palace (2023)
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last-pages · 10 months ago
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ronan being worried about adam not going to heaven with him, or if he died first promptly assuming adam would meet a handsome stranger and that when they died it would make heaven bad could not be more ronan lynch
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locksox · 9 days ago
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forgot these in the big jon post oops lol
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etapereine · 10 months ago
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if there's one thing jonas vingegaard is going to do it's use every muscle in his fingers to hold his teammates tight when he hugs them
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thinky-think-brainblast · 1 month ago
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MORE DAD AANG, because it just keeps me going.
I have come to the conclusion in my head that airbenders literally have had to had the most angelic voices, they are the best singers by far compared to any nation and they don’t even have to try, it just comes with the territory. If an airbender decides to practice singing they can become even better, if they practice enough they can even use airbending to sing, which would allow them to do literally magic with their voices. So from this we can infer is that naturally Aang has to be a hell of a singer, even so he would much rather just stick with dancing (I have dancing headcanons for all the nations BTW). However when bumi is born and is about a few months old this baby can’t fall asleep, there is some nights that by some miracle he would fall asleep at his bedtime and sleep through the night, but he would wake up at four am BAWLING. On a normal night bumi just doesn’t stop crying and katara is absolutely exhausted she just came from one of the most stressing days in the clinics and she just can’t deal with bumi at the moment. Aang notices and tells katara to get some rest and that he will deal with bumi by himself, some time passes and bumi just doesn’t stop, there are moments where he calms down to then start crying his eyes out again, Aang has done absolutely everything, he is constantly carrying bumi around, he is giving him food, he is hugging and kissing bumi, he is talking to him, nothing seems to work. By this point aang has become numb to the cry’s and honestly at this point he is very tired and just decides to sit down with bumi in his arms and wait it out, I mean he eventually HAS to fall asleep, right? Well Aang gets pretty bored about just sitting down and hearing Bumi cry so he begins to hum to himself, he hummed this song he had heard an orchestra play at a work dinner. Unexpectedly baby bumi calms down a little when he hears aang hum, as Aang notices he begins to hum a little louder and notices bumi calmed down completely. He continues shocked when he sees bumi even begin to get sleepy, when he runs out of the melody he begins to sing songs that were sung to him at the temples when he was a little boy. To this bumi finally falls asleep.
Don’t cancel me pls.
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tragedy-for-sale · 8 months ago
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In case you wanted to know, in The Clone Wars novel, Rex was shaving his head literally right before Ahsoka arrives.
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tigersorange · 2 months ago
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i think wade should be allowed to wear dresses just because whenever he wants btw
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