#ice-cream sex

[sp0o0kylights]

New WIP I'm cruelly abandoning: Steve tells Eddie he has a tattoo.

Yes he got it while drunk.

No Eddie cannot see it.

Yes it is in fact on his ass, great deduction skills, did Dustin help?

No, Steve isn't telling Eddie what it is either.

Yes, Eddie's reactions are funny, actually though Steve refuses to admit his are "unnecessarily cruel"

And finally

"You wanna find out what it is so badly, Munson, you can come take my pants off yourself."

[psychicvoidtale]

SHIT, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND IT, THOSE SONS OF BITCHES WENT ON A DATE AND LEFT THE HOUSE ALONE!!!!!!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Me, passionately yelling describing to my coworker about how casual intimacy is a thing and should be celebrated in writing

[thebookworm0001]

I just think the fandom’s nastier responses to the bg3 men is wildly interesting

like. you have three men who are coming out of highly unhealthy relationships.

One of them gets super sexualized and infantilized at the exact same time. literally people put him in the bdsm harness while simultaneously misinterpreting elven cultural norms to say he’s mentally no more mature than a teenager despite having been a whole-ass local judge who died because he gave out corrupt rulings and got his ass jumped because of them.

the other gets treated like he’s an incel because he catches feelings quickly, despite being wildly respectful when you turn him down. Half the issues were due to a bug, the other is that this man is so starved for validation because his goddess - whom has paid special interest to him since he was a toddler - kept him constantly feeling lesser-than because despite calling him her Chosen, she gives him none of the power we see Chosens be given by other gods. Not to mention she sends her other ex - his mentor and friend - to tell him to off himself to earn her forgiveness. For some reason his attempts to gain god-like power are received worse than the borm-sexy-yesterday-vampire despite both of them having the goal of being safe from manipulation and control. I assume because the vampire gets a sex scene when you let him destroy his soul for power and the wizard does not.

The fairytale prince route, despite typically being very popular, is being called boring and dull and while, yes, he has less drama than some of the others, is still compelling and has high stakes for that character. He’s sold his soul but he thinks the price is worth it and he’s made his peace with the personal cost because he’s helping people. The only real difference between this character and others who are willing to sell their souls for the good of their lands is that this time around, he’s Black

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

"Those who dislike or hate vanilla ice cream have no right to voice any opinion on ice cream flavours.

However, French Vanilla is superior to regular Vanilla."

[unopenablebox]

i guess i have embarrassing secrets, like "which z-list internet personality have i developed a weird sex thing about", but that's absolutely not life ruining. it's just cringe

[nouearth]

i went to bed daydreaming about corenswet!clark taking kryptonian!reader under his wing (in an au where krypton was never destroyed) because of this new interplanetary study reader’s university is offering, and it basically becomes ‘my adventures with clark’ as clark helps reader learn and adjust to earth for the time he’s staying there, while simultaneously teaching him all about what humans do, or what kryptonians have long abandoned, and clark would find himself falling in love from then on. 🥲

[thegroundhogdidit]

one thing about lucifer morningstar is that he will participate in girls night

[cybergothvox]

If it's gonna be vanilla, I'd rather have ice-cream.

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

who else up trying to figure out the purpose of it all and coming up empty

[chaerybae]

wife ate bro i can't help but like it, the matching wigs are so fun i love it

[thestormlightnetwork]

is “sugar on the cream” an actual saying? I know there are lots of sayings about sugar, and i know it has the same meaning as “icing on the cake”, but like it bothers me.

Alastor why do you bother me. you find your way into my every waking thought, and to my dreams at night. i would kill for you if i had the chance, ride across the seven seas, tread through treacherous mountains and slay the most abhorrent beasts, so you could get your revenge on the awful lot of the vees.

goodnight ilyyyy

[einstetic]

i'm not tired, i'm exhausted

[smoking-old-toby]

bilbo buys an ice cream truck and thorin buys 🍦🍦🍦

"Good morning!" say the two little boys standing in front of the ice cream truck, one light haired one dark, both speaking in unison.

""Do you want to play with us?" The dark haired boy asks Frodo.

"Uncle Thorin, can we go play on the playground with him?"

The man standing behind the boys is broad shouldered with long dark hair threaded with grey starting at the temples. The whole family has braids with beads.

"Can I, Uncle Bilbo?" asks Frodo eagerly.

"Sure, as long as it's okay with Mr..."

"Durin, Thorin Durin. These boys are Fíli and Kíli, my sistersons." Mr. Durin's voice is very, very deep.

"And what fine looking lads they are. I'm sure the three of you will play nicely together." Bilbo takes Frodo's hand before he leaves the truck. "Yell for me if anything happens, alright, my boy?"

"I will, Uncle Bilbo. I promise!"

And the three lads scamper off to the playground to swing and play make believe. Bilbo smiles at them before turning his smile to Mr. Durin.

"You're the author that lives around here, Bilbo Baggins?" Thorin asks in disbelief. "An author with an ice cream truck?"

"We only operate it in the summer."

"How does an author end up with a summer job, sales down?" Thorin teases, before becoming alarmed at his own words. If it's true he's definitely blown his shot.

Bilbo laughs. "Don't look so worried! It's nothing to do with my career. It was about Frodo... he was so sad when he came to me after his parents died, of course. And I asked him what might cheer him up and he said 'ice cream'." He huffs another laugh. "It was no great surprise to me, for Prim and Drogo were both ice cream lovers. I would babysit Frodo during their weekly ice cream date."

"So," Thorin taps the counter, "the ice cream truck?"

"Right. Well, erm, I brought Frodo ice cream, and the lad smiled for a moment before remembering he was upset, and told me that it wasn't enough. He needed an entire ice cream truck to feel cheered. And, well," Bilbo shrugs, "I had the time and money because of my children's series, so I bought a truck and Frodo designed it, picked the ice cream flavors, everything. Not the prices of course, but everything else." He became flustered suddenly. "And Frodo doesn't get everything he asks for, mind, it was just that... well an ice cream truck can't replace your parents but it can provide a good distraction."

"You neednt justify your actions to me, Mr. Baggins. It sounds like you're just trying your best to make the lad happy."

"I am. He's been through so much..." Bilbo bites his bottom lip. "I don't normally talk about this. You just, I don't know. You don't seem the gossipy sort, not at all."

"Mum's the word," says Thorin, feeling sad for Frodo's loss but certain the lad will be happy with his uncle.

[ayyponine]

Not a Christian but thank u *checks notes* mom fr the day off

loot fr the day:

Desigual bag i first passed up bc its cute and in perfect condition and i love embroidery plus i was looking fr a lilbackpack but do i need it?? do i not have enough bags already??? so i wlaked away only to return to the stand 3 mins later because yeah. i want it. then put my tote in there fr the rest of the day thanks (€20)

butterfly patches fr the vest i will make one day (€1)

primark earring set perfect esp fr the three earrings i can wear in one side in a lil row (€1)

butterfly claw clip which sparkled in the sun like a gem or perhaps crystal (€6)