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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

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accidentally thought about words of radiance for more than 20 minutes and relapsed

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i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy

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every day i post stormlight things on here that they would tar and feather me for on reddit

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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spoilers for approximately mid words of radiance

i was thinking about the cosmere roleplaying game and was trying to think of a character to play and was thinking about how it would be interesting to play a spren or something.

me being my lightweaver self, would totally want to play a cryptic spren so i was trying to think of a name that like, fit the mold to already named cryptic spren (pattern, design, symbol shit like that)

i have since come up with the funniest possible name for a cryptic spren ever:

mark.

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ahhhh so the guilt is NOT supposed to be neverending and haunting and constant and persisting beyond a doubt over even the most menial of things that i would not be upset at someone else for. i understand now.

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Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

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Ty Beanie Babies: Batty the Bat (1995)

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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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I’m not very good at Hebrew (or Yiddish, for that matter), so I decided to try my phone’s built-in translator and…

I’m sorry. It’s just so unhelpful, I’m laughing so hard, that my brain has completely lost its hold on languages right now. My phone is so incredibly dumb. The noises it’s making don’t hound like any language at all but more like

HA LMAO let me translate that for you!

The caption is "first-aid givers course 😍"

Then in the picture, the question is "What is Rabies?" (The instruction below says "choose one option")

The possible answers are: 1. A children's game 2. Am invention of Big Pharma 3. A rare mental disorder 4. A viral disease transferred by different mammals, even in saliva.

lmao hope this helped

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SHANANANANANANANA FREE WILL!!!!

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a list of things I need Edwin and Charles's initial reactions to:

a cronut (croissant and donut hybrid)

Drag Race

Charli XCX's dance pop album "brat"

the first picture of a black hole (along with an explanation for Edwin because he died before Einstein published any of his theories)

the return of old words back into modern slang like "frolicking" or "diabolical"

VR headsets

Okay we all agree that Edwin not understanding modern references is funny and awesome and please keep it up if when we get a season 2. But. I have a request. Make Charles also not know some modern stuff. Dude died in the 80s. No matter how up-to-date he’s tried to stay, I’m certain he’s missed some stuff. And I think seeing Crystal trying to explain some modern shit to both Charles and Edwin while they share their usual look of “wtf?” would be pure comedy to see on screen.

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קורס מע"רים 😍

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