#ic. dash commentary

[foraltruism]

Satoru is leaving him for a monkey.

[rosavulpes]

" Dan Heng may be cringe but at least his browsing history is clean "

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"

[musou-fuuin]

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK-" Rather than using her words, the komainu of the Hakurei Shrine is doing what all dogs do best when they want to get their owner's attention.

"Uggggh. Aunn, please shut up..." Reimu complains as she turns back over in her futon, desperately trying to cover herself. Winter is approaching, but has it ever gotten this cold this fast? She's seriously freezing her butt off here.

Aunn however isn't letting up, and even now is trying to pull the covers off Reimu. The shrine maiden continues to lay stationary with an iron grip on the covers for a few moments longer until...

"I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!!" But as soon as she grabs Aunn to try and calm her down, a massive earthquake shakes the shrine, knocking down the little possessions that Reimu has. She holds tightly onto Aunn as they lay on the tatami floor bracing themselves, until... It stops.

With the tremors having ceased, Reimu pushes herself up off the floor and rushes to open the sliding door outside. When she does, she peers her eyes through the blizzard to see something that hadn't been there before.

A large figure is now looming over Gensokyo. A mountain, perhaps? Reimu stares at the structure shrouded in darkness for a bit, trying to think for a moment until she comes to a conclusion.

"It's an incident." Reimu closes the door and rushes back inside to change her clothes. Something more suited for braving the cold that had been tailored by Alice a long time ago. They're old clothes, but an effective alternative to her shrine maiden uniform.

"Aunn! Watch the shrine. I don't think I'm going to be back for a while." Prayer slips and needles equipped, Reimu opens the sliding door again and takes off into the dark cold of the night.

It's time once again to fulfill her duty as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden.

[thaumatology]

Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.

[themosthatedbeingg]

Oh dear … a spell gone wrong .. and now there’s a bby king of Hell wandering about .. they seem lost and confused.

[indulgentnine]

"Hah! Screen-capping that to send to the boys later."

[question-marked]

"I wonder if Roman takes molly, he definitely looks like someone who does. He's all energetic and shit...either that or cocaine."

[wonderfultheatre]

"If twinks were taller and had tits or muscles then I'd be interested."

[sonicprim3d]

" What is it with Scourge that gets people actin' so weird? He's not even that interesting. "

[foraltruism]

"Do people really use the term 'gyatt'? I've never used it a day in my life."

[rosavulpes]

Does he get a 50% off coupon if he helps her break out of jail ? He's done it before .

[unhinged-greed]

"Extermination day huh... Fuck 'em all up Adam! I'm rooting for ya! Just kill 'em all!" hype man Mammon has appeared!

[bloodyarn]

   ❝  I  can't  believe  Astarion  hates  Pussy. ❞

[run-muse-dot-exe]

"...I'm still allowed to call him ugly, though, right?"

Hizashi, please--

[mouthymercx0x0]

"....YES, I WOULD LIKE TO BREED SOME OF YOU. YES, I HAVE PROBLEM. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."