Magical issues resolved. Decent rates. I dont do curses. (Independant urban fantasy OC | 18+ | Semi-selective)
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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*terrible to humans. Better?
Also a diet of exclusively blood makes your breath smell terrible.
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In your case I think bathing might actually make it worse, so you're excused, but some vampires absolutely do if they don't want humans to be able to smell them.
how are thiccbloods even gettin smelly with their biology turned off?
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For the purposes of this post I'm making a distinction between finding a vampire sexy and finding vampires sexy as a concept.
It is my deeply held belief that people only consider vampires sexy because they have never had to interact with them in real life.
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Also a diet of exclusively blood makes your breath smell terrible.
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It's this exact line of thinking that causes it, a disturbing number of vampires assume that just because they don't actively sweat anymore they don't need to bathe at all.
how are thiccbloods even gettin smelly with their biology turned off?
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You may wanna sit down for this one.
It is my deeply held belief that people only consider vampires sexy because they have never had to interact with them in real life.
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I was thinking more about how they act but now that you mention it they don't usually smell great no.
It is my deeply held belief that people only consider vampires sexy because they have never had to interact with them in real life.
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It is my deeply held belief that people only consider vampires sexy because they have never had to interact with them in real life.
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Sorry to tell you this but you're already fully doing that on your own.
My Prince is S tier 🥰
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I'm too tired to come up with a joke imagine I said something funny about sheets and spreading here.
What's on row 45 of the fellatio excel sheet
THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCEL SHEET
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Isn't she supposed to be your mom?
My Prince is S tier 🥰
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I don't think that's how spite works.
What's on row 45 of the fellatio excel sheet
THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCEL SHEET
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