#i-im not exaggerating i-T-T
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there is nothing that feels more isolating and hauntingly lonely than being into a fandom that has no G/t content and none of your fandom friends are into g/t and none of your g/t mutuals have even heard of the fandom. it’s like i’m the last member of a near extinct species. i’m drifting alone on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. no one is here. no one can hear me scream. i’m just screaming about g/t gays but still.
#g/t#this is exaggerated for humor purposes im not feeling lonely abt it dw#I AM HOWEVER THINKING OF TLT A LOT. I HAVENT FINISHED THE SERIES SO NO SPOILERS BUT#PAL??? WITH TINY CAM AND HARROW AND GIDEON??? WAUGH??#OR AN AU WHERE ALL THE LYCTORS ARE GIANTS……..#HARROW HOLDING A TINY GIDEON. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP.#gideon would be such a chaotic tiny. harrow would form a little bone cage around her to prevent antics#and also giant ianthe. need i say more. imagine her hands……..
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if sasuke was the main character then he probably would've been a LOT more sympathised with than he is now (which is to say rarely). like the narrative wouldn't even need to change to show his pains or 'his side of the story', bc it does that plenty. it's just that he is not the main character. and idk what it is about our human minds but we tend to sympathise with main characters automatically (unless ofc you go off the rockers insane and do something like obliterate almost everyone from the planet *cough* eren yeager *cough*)
an instance that comes to my mind where this does happen is with lelouch from code geass. while i don't agree with his character motivations, people generally do sympathise with him as he is the mc and as viewers we know he isn't inherently evil. sasuke's goal towards the end is slightly similar but ofc people love to hate him so they don't even try to understand where he is coming from.
my point is, most people while engaging with the naruto story don't read between the lines and so don't see how traumatised and in pain sasuke is and hence don't understand his character motivations. heck, they don't understand a single bit about him and so they automatically hate him, as he is supposedly going against the main character's goals.
which is really sad given all that he has been through.
#there are bajillion other reasons people hate him for#honestly i have lost track of the stupid reasons i have seen people give for hating him#and sometimes they just do without any reason *not even exaggerating* unfortunately#im like yeah go on hate him. you guys obv don't have enough brain cells to comprehend his character#they never understood him. and it's not like any kind of reasoning is gonna make them change their minds#and it's not like one needs to do a deep character analysis to understand him. it's literally right there.#all you have to do is stop worshipping konoha and its militaristic policies and the people who enact said policies.#and also the people who enforce those policies while subtly hating them but can't do anything bc it's dictatorship :)#but maybe that's too much to ask of them bc that would mean they would need to question their political views#and we can't have that right bc it's all just fiction in the end right? and fiction exists in a void :) (yes I'm being sarcastic jc)#like the amt of times i have heard people say “you don't need to take this so seriously it's just fiction”#umm you do know that fiction is inspired by real life events right???#tldr: most people throw away their brains while engaging with nart media and have zero reading comprehension skills#this turned into yet another rant T T why am i like this AAAAAAAAAAA#sasuke#uchiha sasuke#sasuke uchiha#pro sasuke#pro uchiha#anti konoha
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Have some school shenanigans from Thursday and today cus why not :)
Thursday:
Vio and Shadow helped me with my work again :) We had to write a vignette (basically a short story with only two characters) and *sigh* yeah... I chose Vio and Shadow. Fluffy? Nope :) Would've been angsty asf if I didn't remade it to match like slice-of-life style :D
My computer science teacher plays Nintendo music during class and i love it sm ^^ So far she played Courage from TP (i love that song it makes me wanna cry), Mario Galaxy, and a lot of pkmn soundtracks :D Since I only played Kanto and Johto so far, i didn't recognize much but I knew it's from pkmn. And that day, she played a soundtrack of a route from Leaf Green. I don't know what route it is, ill try to find it, but I wanted to cry. It, it brought such nostalgia and memories i wanted to cry right there in the middle of the class. Leaf green is my first pkmn game and I love it sm and hearing that soundtrack was so nostalgic 😭😭😭 I literally barely held back my tears until it was over and she played another soundtrack from pkmn again but with no deep meaning for me. LEAF GREEN MY BELOVED I MISS YOU 😭😭😭 VENUSAUR MY SON I HOPE YOU'RE STILL ALIVEEEEE 😭😭😭💚💚💚
I don't wanna brag but I think im too smart for my class :)
Friday:
I had to edit the vignette for my teacher to grade it and it was actually so hard 😭 Im bad at editing my own work and it was so hard bcuz i love to detail stuff but a vignette is supposed to be short. I barely made it. When I kinda did it, i showed it to my teacher and this is exactly what happened:
Teacher: I see that you're a passionate reader. This is great!
TSoTT Shadow in my imagination: *gently bumps me with his elbow* hehe, told you. I told you your writing is great! Now ya shouldn't doubt TSoTT cuz ya actually try very hard with it!
Me: Yeah, i do love to read lots of stories. Im actually writing one.
Teacher: great job! *writes a 100 in the grade book*
TSoTT Shadow: *grins mischievously at me*
Me: Thank you.
(Yeah im a crazy person I actually imagine my TSoTT boys talk to me and interact with me during regular day. Shadow is most commonly bcuz imagine him coming out of my Shadow and it isn't rare for Vio to be too)
This time my computer science teacher played pkmn soundtracks again, but this time there was no that caused such nostalgia from me. I tried to take my headphones to find what route it is, but my headphones didn't work so i had to leave it for later.
I spedran all of my work as fast as I could just so i can be free for spring break :D I was actually barely able to do it and im so happy :3 I was literally staring at the clock and zapped out of the classroom when the bell rang, i really wanted to leave bcuz this week wasn't really nice to me :(
And again: i think im too smart for my class bcuz this was literally me today:

I literally quoted him without regrets bcuz oh my God why is everyone in my class so immature and DUMB?? Like am I acting WAAAY too mature or y'all never grew up?
Anyways that's it :D
I just had to yap for a bit bcuz when I yap about random stuff it means that im happy and i am actually happy since I have lots of stuff planned out. Everyone continues to be pessimistic around me and today I think it was even worse idk. But I don't wanna focus on that now, i wanna take care of myself and be positive after 3 fucking years :3
(me to all negative people around me: mess up with my mood and you're dead 🔪)
#fresco's chatterbox#random ik :]#school shenanigans#yeah im actually crazy having imaginary friends :)#i just love my boys sm <3#i can't wait to draw their designs and show em to y'all ^^#that's what im planning for spring break :D#i just have to figure out how to color 🤔#and no exaggeration intended i really wanted to cry on Thursday bcuz of LG ost T-T#I'll try to find what route it was#ugh why does nostalgia have to hit so hard T-T#and yes i quoted my husband 💜#i sometimes feel like him bcuz everyone in my class is stupid and immature#i know that im too mature for mt age but like THIS MUCH 😭😭😭#it's hard for me to make friends bcuz they're all like too childish and have no respect towards adults#i do wanna be like them a but and relax but HELL NO Y'ALL ARE TOO CHILDISH!!!#ill stay too mature for my age if it means ill be respectful towards authorative ppl#i quoted him but no one heard me which is okay :)#no one never hears me#whatever I say is never heard but I got used to it#im okay :D 👍
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sorry to vent but I'm genuinely so sick of people at work talking to me like I'm 8 and it's my first day working a job
#without fail literally every time i deliver a package to the activities director i get 5 fucking texts the next day from the daytime#receptionist like where is the package where did you put it where is it? i don't know did you like try asking the person it was addressed t#because i texted her and told her i put it in the activities office and she said ok#theres an activities office and theres the activities director's personal office and its always a gamble where she wants me to put it#and im always wrong. no matter what i choose. i will always get a string of frantic texts the next day no matter what#the 1st time i put it in her personal office. wrong. “where is it you said you put it in the activities office” no i put it in ann's office#because she said “can you put it in my office.” so the next time i put the package in the activities office since apparently thats what#she means when she says “my office.” wrong again#there are literally only 2 places it could be and they will never ever check the other place. just the one. and then text me 8 times#mia.txt#btw my example text was not an exaggeration i literally got a text from her this morning#that said “(barely comprehensible bit about Ann's package) where did it go where did you take it where did you put it?” verbatim
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i think im losing all my hair dude IM NOT EVEN ON T YET SLOW DOWN
#ripley.txt#it is all falling out of my head im NOT exaggerating when i say i just showered and lost like a fifth of my hair#i can FEEL how much just came off the top of my head. CAN YOU WAIT UNTIL I GO ON T AT LEAST
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i’m beginning to realize.
i have a lot of extremely tall people in my life, while i myself am short
my perception of “tall”, and height differences, is INCREDIBLE skewed, and i haven’t realized that till recently when i. draw characters and people are like GAHDAMN you drew him tall
like “what?” *looks again*
“huh”
#LOOK#ITS NOT MY FAULT💔#along with media depictions of heights in exaggerated characters#just💀#IF IM DRAWING CHARACTERS#INCREDIBLY DRAMATICALLY different in height or size#THATS PROBABLY because i won’t notice unless it’s really obvious :))#that’s just how i like it ok T^T sniff#i feel bad because even in real life someone will be like#“that person is tall wow!!#and i’m like ARE YOU SURE-#😭🫶#lighthearted rant ig XD#pls god don’t let it just be me#basically if your reeling at a height diff from things i draw#it was intentional#but also#i probably hardly noticed unless i say smth abt it-💀💀💥
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ngl im thinking that the only way for me to actually get better is to completely cut my sister off. i was so much happier and less stressed when she lived somewhere else, when she's not in this house.
problem is that you know. she lives here. i see her everyday. i can't
#tbh im feeling increasingly worse about venting on here all of the time even though I know it's my blog#but im just so sick of the constant stress from my sister. i know this sounds so mean but ive given her over 20+ chances at this point#that's not even an exaggeration#while it's never been as bad as it used to be it's still just shitty because it FEELS like it used to. even tho it's not. if that makes sen#and i feel so shitty because she's not even doing anything. she hasn't picked a fight shes been okay everything has been okay#but what else can I do? i do what i can im nice to her whenever I see her i shut up and stay out of everything. i give her the benefit of t#there's not much else i can do. and i can't keep doing this because it makes no difference and it just comes at my expense#it's not as bad as before at all but. it feels the same. my body feels the same#i cannot keep trying if she doesn't. she wonders why i don't have a relationship with her and blames my mother (who always tried#to protect me from her literal PHYSICAL ABUSE)#when. no! it's my own choice!! my mother has always encouraged me once everything got better to have a better relationship with her#it's always been my choice!! and im choosing to stay out of her life!#idk#maybe im just being stupid but. whatever#ive tried and its never worked. so why should i keep trying with it#i feel like such a shitty person for saying that but. i can't keep doing this man
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canon werner degradation kink kind of goes crazy. i fuck with it
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I've become so accustomed to making my own content because its nowhere else to be found that now if I start finding more than 5 fan content of the thing I like I legit get nauseous 😭 crying
#shaw-t up#This is insane#Had to put the phone down after scrolling through two pages of hex content#I am now laying down writing this feeling WITHOUT EXAGGERATION#Fucking. Nausea.#Is this what's like giving a Monster energy drink to a Victorian child?#Also I should've done literally anything else not sit there now I need to draw all the hex interacting with each other#I want to draw. I can't draw. I need to write a thesis. I'm overwhelmed and I'm gonna cry#Hello everyone I'm 23 years old and seeing just a bit above the usual amount of stuff is making me throw up#And also wanting to draw so much stuff and so badly that im getting teary eyed#How did 17/18 yo me do this. Were you on coke? Drugs? What the fuck#Im not built for Tumblr anymore I'm being rejected by the antibacterial flora
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i think i am going to be sick
#guys so many doctor who and torchwood scripts are on the bbc website now theyre at bbc.co.uk/writers/scripts/whoniverse#im not even exaggerating i know i say this a lot but i genuinely feel nauseous over this i hate russell t davies so much#with one look the doctor know who he is. lets all kill ourselves#micah.txt#whoposting
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i forgor how to write in arabic
#julia.txt#exaggeration. for the funsies#but i did forget some rules and i have naur idea if what i wrote is correct 🔥🔥🔥#im SURE theres some rule with the t marbouta and how sometimes its actually . an a sound?? OR SOMETHING???#i forgor... im so sorry arabic teacher from when i was 8
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i listen to music when i daydream and yesterday my headphones broke and I don't want the rest of my family to hear what i listen to and i also don't want to hear my little brother whos always shouting bcz I can't daydream properly if its too noisy so when they broke i was literally like og my god oh my god oh my god and went into denial i was like they'll start working properly later and they didn't and now im like oh my god oh my god oh my god im going to die this is the end and cried about it its day 2 and i have no music and can't daydream bcz of the noise and im not even joking or exaggerating i physically cannot deal with this anymore what am i supposed to do I'm literally just a girl I'm not built for living in the present and not zoning out into my escapist fictional world.
#please help i am currently losing it#day 2 no obessive daydreaming and no music and i wanna die#seriously im not exaggerating i spend all my whole entire day daydreaming to music and then i spend 2 or#3 hours mindlessly scrolling#im not built for doing things im built for being silly and obessively daydreaming#at first i was like no im not a maladaptive daydreamer but that is all i spend my time doing i need to do stuff and stop thinking#this is a cry for help#mypo)t#life#rantish
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so wellbutrin has done a lot to counter my stress eating but i don't think anything is powerful enough to combat my PMS cravings
still a fucking bottomless pit like 5 days before my period lmao
#well i exaggerate a little#it actually is slightly less worse than before#but the salt cravings in particular#still ridiculous#and i love the useless advice for it#'make sure you're hydrated :)'#stfu i drink soooo much water#we have a 27-cup brita filter tank#and that shit has to get refilled every other day#im good#'eat a carrot it's crunchy like potato chips :)'#BUT IT'S NOT SALTY LIKE POTATO CHIPS#i dont want cromch I WANT SALT#anyway#this post brought to you by me scarfing down a turkey panini loaded with honey mustard#t: wench.txt
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GRITS MY FUCKING TEETH its ok i just need to accept that i cant know everything about a timeline and having had my heart (soul) connected to another persons for ten years means that we are probably still at least a bit connected which also connects me to the guy that came from him by proxy given their merging and noclipping systemish stuff and i did merge with another character and we coexisted in the same body and that means ill feel like him sometimes and i just need to realise that youre not supposed to know all the tiny details about your timeline it doesnt affect me here i should be able to have fun with it and accept that sometimes i feel more like so/ra and sometimes its more one of the others he was connected to and its thats cool that i get to be able to do that and have different perspectives on things it means im not angry at anyone and i get to see a lot more than i would as just one character. but also why cant it be a fucking straightforward kintype i didnt sign up to be four guys at once are you kidding me fuck off
#NOW OBJECTIVELY ITS COOL THAT IT WORKS LIKE THIS. IF IT WERE HAPPENNG TO SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN WRITE COOL STUFF ABOUT IT ID THINK ITS NEAT#BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME . ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME THIS IS DUMB AS HELL#im exaggerating when i say 4 i only feel like ro/xas because same i also am like so/ra but not really and im sad abt it#im also fairly sure im not that connected to ******* because im scared of him lol but THE TROPES . I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM??? HUH???#and i cant tell if im so/ra or ve/ntus because like . i remember stuff as both of them and both feel correct and i Assumed it was so/ra-#-to begin with but thats because I Didnt Know Ve/ntus Existed.until i read the wiki and the plot summary of b.b/s made me cry until i-#-Threw Up . and that is the only time ive cried since i started t . which could mean nothing#also again the ******* thing qas throwing me off here for a long time i didnt know he was in k/h.3 and i was like ??? why am i scaredd of-#-you i never even Saw You What. but the dots there connect to something i dont like very much but my brain wont show me the actual event#so i dont actually know for sure . which is real helpful#k/h tag#s#v
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"Haha just gonna make some notes for his hypothetical tlt/tldc au"
*4k of the ending that would take 80k to get to*
#rangnar rambles#its a dilemma where if i post it. then i can never write the rest of it bc its literally The End#i could. there's nothing from stopping me. but.#this is for my brain itch so specifically i feel like it requires a primer for people unfamiliar with the locked t*mb#(censor to stop it going in their tag 🙏)#and you know im not against a hefty chapter note. but i do feel like you need the emotional torment of the rest of tlt#its tragic but you need 80k to see ho tragic <- batshit sentence#i blinked and its 2am ive been doinh that shit for HOURS#(80k is also Probably* an over exaggeration) *booboo the fool here who turned haha funny dinner into 20k#anyway i sorted the guys into their funny categories and gave them not harrowing pairs for the fun pair system in tlt :)#dont worry about it :)#the fic tag
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f1 grid | learning a language



୨ৎ : featuring : all drivers on the grid ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : learning a language for your f1 boyfriend
୨ৎ : word count : 938
୨ৎ masterlist ୨ৎ 10k event | masterlist ୨ৎ
ᡣ𐭩 a/n : im like a day behind in stories... dw chat im LOCKING IN i think... sideye? this infact mondays post but tuesdays post will be out a little later today T-T
ʚ・red bull
max verstappen
nearly chokes on his water when you say "ik hou van jou" without warning.
pretends he's unimpressed, but secretly changes his phone's language to dutch to test you.
teaches you all the ridiculous dutch racing slang. you repeat it wrong and he laughs like a schoolboy.
corrects your accent with exaggerated seriousness: "it’s not how, it’s hauw — you’re making me sound german."
yuki tsunoda
shocked, then immediately makes you repeat everything so he can rate your pronunciation out of 10.
only teaches you curse words and food names. absolutely no grammar help.
laughs his head off when you accidentally call ramen "grandmother."
says you're his "nihongo no sensei" (japanese teacher) just to mess with you.
ʚ・mercedes
george russell
you thought learning british slang was simple. george decides to mess with you: "say 'peng ting' in front of lewis."
corrects you with a raised eyebrow when you misuse "fit" or "innit."
secretly impressed when you call him "my gee." tries not to smile.
forces you to watch love island as cultural immersion.
kimi antonelli
beams when you greet him with a "ciao amore."
teaches you romantic phrases then turns red when you use them casually.
you mispronounce "macchina" (car) and he goes, "nooo, now you're calling me pasta."
gets competitive: "you learn italian. i learn your language. we race."
ʚ・ferrari
charles leclerc
his face goes bright red when you say something soft in french.
corrects your grammar and pronunciation in the gentlest voice.
you call him "mon coeur" and he nearly drops his espresso.
sends you voice notes saying the same phrase over and over just to "help you practice."
lewis hamilton
loves that you picked it up to bond with the fans, not just him.
talks to you in half-italian, half-english during post-race dinners.
teaches you "grazie mille" and "sei bellissima," then says them to you in front of the team.
buys matching italian textbooks for fun, calls it "date night studying."
ʚ・mclaren
lando norris
immediately regrets you learning british slang when you say "bruv" unironically.
teaches you nonsense like "that's peak," "allow it," and "bare mad."
pretends to cringe every time you say something right. secretly adores it.
forces you to play cod with him and his friends to practice "real london lingo."
oscar piastri
you try to say "arvo" and "no worries," and he just dies.
laughs when you accidentally say something offensive without knowing.
makes you use aussie slang in every conversation: "that sentence didn't have 'mate' in it, try again."
very proud when you use "reckon" correctly. posts it to his story.
ʚ・aston martin
fernando alonso
nods very seriously as you practice, corrects your conjugations with professor energy.
when you say "te quiero," he goes completely silent and blushes.
teaches you how to shout at other drivers in spanish, just in case.
introduces you to his family and makes you speak only spanish all dinner.
lance stroll
you both struggle through duolingo together and compare scores.
gets competitive about streaks. "i’m on day 12, what about you?"
says phrases like "hola papi" and then loses it laughing.
brags about you to fernando: "she speaks better than i do now."
ʚ・williams
alex albon
surprised but deeply touched.
helps you practice but keeps distracting you with kisses.
teaches you sweet pet names in thai and says them back every time.
when you pronounce something wrong, he just hugs you and goes "close enough."
carlos sainz
absolutely melts when you roll your r's right.
you say something simple like "hola mi amor" and he lights up like a christmas tree.
spends whole evenings just having slow convos with you in spanish.
teases you for being "muy guapa y muy lista" (very pretty and very smart).
ʚ・haas
ollie bearman
you call him "my bloke" and he turns the color of a tomato.
laughs hysterically every time you say "oi bruv" like you mean it.
tries to teach you more but ends up wheezing: "that's not even how we use it!"
buys you a tracksuit and says it's "for authenticity."
esteban ocon
thinks it's the most romantic thing ever.
you struggle to say "rendezvous" and he gently corrects you with a kiss.
whispers french phrases in your ear just to fluster you.
leaves sticky notes around the house with words of the day.
ʚ・racing bulls
liam lawson
you try to say "sweet as" and he stops what he's doing to laugh.
pretends to be offended when you mix aussie and kiwi slang: "excuse me, i'm not piastri."
calls you his "missus" in return and grins.
buys you a nz flag for your language streak celebration.
isack hadjar
absolutely charmed the second he hears you try.
says something flirty in french and dares you to figure it out.
makes you speak only french to him for a day. smirks every time you mess up.
shows you off to his friends like, "she speaks french for me. just for me."
ʚ・alpine
pierre gasly
pretends he’s too cool to care but absolutely melts when you call him "mon chéri."
leaves flirty messages in your duolingo inbox.
sends you obscure french memes and makes you decode them.
you say something romantic and he just whispers, "say it again."
franco colapinto
you pronounce his name the spanish way once and he's gone.
corrects your slang like a patient tutor, but teases you mercilessly too.
buys you alfajores as "study fuel."
gets emotional when you say something sweet in his dialect.
ʚ・kick sauber
nico hulkenberg
amused at first, but turns into your grammar coach real fast.
"nein, nein—this is the wrong case. we do not say it like that."
gives you german tongue-twisters and giggles when you fumble.
very proud when you say "ich liebe dich" the right way.
gabriel bortoleto
excitedly helps you with pronunciation, even if he gets distracted.
calls his mom so you can practice together.
when you say "meu amor," he completely melts.
writes you little love notes in portuguese and hides them in your books.
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