#i'm sure someone has already done this

[ju-liczka]

Help I'm runinng out of mouthwash to drink.

[harlotofupdog]

[drunkenskunk]

Magnus did nothing wrong?

Technically correct.

He was supposed to do nothing, and he somehow did nothing wrong.

[scrumptiousobjectcollector]

"You doodled your wedding invitation"

"No that's our joint tombstone"

It's so Wednesday about Enid coded.

[blackberryjambaby]

[chaotic-gender-fluid]

if I had a nickel for every time BBC made a devastating show named after a famous dark haired character from stories and he had an incredibly homoerotic relationship with his blonde semi stupid almost as famous best friend I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still pretty weird that it's happened twice

[kingbadgermole]

If I had a nickel for every time an important Earth Kingdom figure fell in love with their firebending bodyguard of the same gender, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[prince-damien-of-darkness]

Angel and David meeting

David: Why are you following me?

Angel: Sir, this is a Wendy's

[little-cereal-draws]

Odysseus: I'm trying to sneak back to Ithaca but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting Poseidon

[autistically-zoinked]

Hrt could've saved her.....

[ikeepwatchinghelicopters]

Random thought: Illya does something nice for Napoleon (I don't know - like writing a mission report for him 'cos he knows that Napoleon is very behind with several of them and Waverly is starting to get cross; or finding and buying a specific ingredient for a meal that Napoleon mentioned he wanted to make) and Napoleon responds with: "I could kiss you for this, Peril." The first time he says this, he doesn't mean it literally. He's so caught up in his joy that he doesn't notice Illya freeze for a tiny moment. Illya reponds with "please don't" in a deadpan voice.

However, some time later, Napoleon realises that he really wants to kiss Illya and since he is terrible at being honest and vulnerable, he thinks of this little exchange and goes: "Huh. Maybe I could say that again and see how Peril reacts."

So he does exactly that the next time an opportunity appears, but since he says it in a joking tone, Illya thinks he doesn't mean it, so he goes " don't" again. And Napoleon is a bit heartbroken and Illya is a bit heartbroken too, but at that point Napoleon is like: "I have too much love for this giant Russian marshmallow and I need a safe outlet for it. He can't find out since he is clearly not into me. I guess I'll just keep using this sentence that he clearly thinks it's a joke to confess I love him without really confessing. That should be safe enough."

So, he keeps sprinkling in his hidden confessions into conversations, but it's just making both of them more miserable since they both see the exchanges as proof that the other could never love them.

Then, either an external force (Gaby) comes to knock some sense into them, or Illya breaks and goes something like: "Cowboy, please stop saying that. Don't say that if you don't mean it." And Napoleon is like: "But I do mean it. Every time." And then they realise they are both idiots and finally kiss.

[saamaton]

[qubiste]

Hatsune Milou

[youchangedmedestiel]

Does anyone know a fic where Cas is kinda traumatized about beating Dean in the crypt because of Naomi and his brainwashing so he cuts out his grace to be sure it never happens again?

Then he is human I guess and lives in the bunker with them (he doesn't fly away with the angel tablet). He doesn't necessarily become human right away. Maybe he heals Sam after the trials first, and while Sam is unconscious because of the trials, he talks about it with Dean. Dean doesn't want him to do that, because he forgave him about the beating up. Cas of course thinks Dean wants him to remain an angel because he is useful that way. And maybe he should listen to Dean because angels might be after them if they have the tablet.

But then Cas has to face Naomi again at some point (like he does in the show I guess) and you see how traumatized, he is. That's kinda when he realizes it too, and that's when he decides to do it. Then he gives his grace to Dean because he trusts him of course. But Dean can't take this, because this is huge. Cas insists and Dean obviously accepts. And Cas will keep helping the Winchesters, even as a human because he can still be useful to them, he is a former warrior of Heaven, he knows how to fight with a blade at least. And the brothers can teach him how to use a gun.

At some point maybe the angels could capture Cas to get the angel tablet. Or maybe they get Dean and Cas and so they take his grace and make him swallow it. So he becomes an angel again. They have spent some time in the bunker together by now, so Dean knows this is bad news for Cas, so he tries to save him with Sam's help. It could be a slow burn I guess.

[myclutteredbookshelf]

🎵 WELCOME TO THE CASTLE OF DRACULA🎵

🎵 SUCH A HORRID PLACE (SUCH A HORRID PLACE) 🎵

🎵 WHAT A BLOODY FACE 🎵

[wolfxkissed]