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ryehouses · 1 year ago
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you will not seduce me into watching ahsoka simply by putting hayden christiansen in a bunch of different wigs, david. I know that bringing him back means that I have to tolerate the stupid fucking space eluvian bullshit again, david.
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decamarks · 6 months ago
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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gongyussy · 1 month ago
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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2
+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]
update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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✦ Bread ✦
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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transmascwoman · 6 months ago
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akashicrecord · 10 months ago
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I have a vagina but I enjoy receiving anal sex. I go to a Christian therapist (not my choice; long story) and she says I'm surrendering to a life of "anal anguish" over "vaginal victory"
Ohhh that's not..
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vamprisms · 5 months ago
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dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
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pangur-and-grim · 3 months ago
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alright, this one's a little more silly
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rottttenlasagna · 6 months ago
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mama's boy
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gelphiegifs · 9 months ago
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Elphaba & Glinda in new movie teaser
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angel-fruitcake · 7 months ago
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watching supernatural like
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quadrantadvisor · 3 months ago
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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.
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He closes Wikipedia.
That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.
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inkskinned · 4 months ago
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"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.
poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.
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laurellala-comics · 1 month ago
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nerdyfangirlingbooks · 2 months ago
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"I can't stand by and watch him die" "Then don't look" is too raw a line to come from bbc merlin
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