#i'm sorry guyz

[skullcfusher]

THE YEAR IS 2050.. it's not creepypasta anymore it's LIBERALpasta... Ticci Toby is now TWINKY TOBY... Clockwork is now CLOCKWOKE... eyeless jack is now.. PRONOUNLESS JACK... and the scary thing is... IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN 2050... IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOWW!!!

[plan-bliz]

rough firealpaca animation lol

06/18/2024

[retreattocelestialbodies]

oops! random blog rebrand

[primrosebow]

Is it possible for you to draw Lucifer or Velevtte in this?

i saw it and got hooked on the idea but I cant draw

Finally getting to YOU‼️ took some creative liberties btw

Noticing a severe lack of pants.......... mmmhh I can't seem to find a singular way to fix that [shrug]

But I can't put lucifer in silver. I'm sorry. That's sacrilegious. He's gotta be in gold.

_--> Lucifer x reader // Velvette x reader

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!Content warnings!: nsfw........ that's it 👏👏👏

Using an artstyle I am more comfortable with 2nite guyze. If ya'll like this one do tell me

I also let myself add my own headcannons into the mix. As a treat.

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Velvette

Sorry... she's... a little on the nose when it comes to clothes. She really only put it on because you gave her the biggest puppy eyes xx. She likes the gesture, don't get her wrong... but honestly... warm red? What?

The only way I could see this top being anywhere near wearable is if you call upon the holy spirit (Vivienne Westwood) and inspire yourself on her

You... got a minimal lecture on fashion, but! At least she looks beautiful (as always)!

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Lucifer

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Of course he'd to this to you. Of course he'd pick the most beautiful article of clothing in the most perfect shade of red that compliments his features perfectly and then act all shy about it. He's a horrible little bastard about this, but, can you really care when he's smiling at you lacking the very bold confidence that even got him into this very situation? I don't think you should care. I don't think you will, as a matter of fact.

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@bigfatbimbo as always on velvette content🫶 honestly considering tagging you on every post since you're the person who got me to post in the first place xx

Anyway, I have offerings to leave for the forest gods. Everyone, have a wonderful day and or night :))

[wrathkitty]

OMG YOU GUYZ - SHORT DEBTS JUST GOT ITS FIRST SECOND FAN ART

@dindenimchicken WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

(look at the middle picture)

Also, @last-of-cheese rightfully reminded me that he was actually the first one who did fan art for SD (😭 I'm sorry!). May I present to you...

* MANDO TURNIP *

"For the first time you realized that your assumption that this man possessed the emotional IQ of a turnip was wildly off-base."

Short Debts Make Long Friends - An over-educated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.

i'm tagging everyone sorry/not sorry

@last-of-cheese

@babysupernova

@onlydrawnbad

@mariwinns16

@coffeebeforewater

@leithatnight

@lokiofstoriesalwaysthemselves

@djarins-cyare

@essence-stealer

@newpathwrites

@sjdraws-00

@roughdaysandart

@cas-readsandwrites

@brighterthanlonelywords

@nightlore106

[lucienne-thee-librarian]

Just to minimize my chances of being genuinely misunderstood OR deliberately misinterpreted, and crucified for something I don't think, How Dare You Say We Piss on the Poor website etc...I'm gonna say this right up top. I absolutely understand why people don't like Thessaly as a character, if anyone does completely unironically stan her as some kind of feminist hero who Did Nothing Wrong uwu, I personally see it as a bit of a red flag. I don't like terfs real or fictional. In a vacuum, I could even completely sympathize and agree with the people who want her cut.

HOWEVER.

It's really something to me to see people clamoring for her to be cut, because she carries and expressed an ugly indefensible prejudice (transphobia) in words towards (1) person. Meanwhile Hob fucking Gadling enacted one of the most violent forms of antiblack racism I can even think of against thousands no, millions of people, the ripple effects of which still affect billions more today. Just a little light idk, profiting off the fucking slave trade and had to be told by someone else that it was bad...and he's a fan favorite.

People are saying Thessally being Dream's love interest reflects badly on him or is somehow endorsement by the narrative (?!?!?!?!?!? Didn't she (SPOILER ALERT AS IF IT MATTERS BY NOW) help participate in his extended assisted suicide? She's not painted as a great person to me just another character what are y'all SMOKING whatever fine. It's fine this is fine.) But shipping Dream with Mr. Former Slaver is not only not verboten or frowned on widely in the fandom but its THEE most popular pairing by far. So...why the difference?

Like where are the same fans who are saying Thessaly shouldn't just be more clearly shown to be wrong, she shouldn't even be in the show at all when it comes to Hobert's crimes??? Yes, transphobia is indefensible. Isn't racism?

And I hear the cries of "it's fiction!!!" Already rallying (if anyone who needs to hear this even sees it lol) to which I say:

HORSESHIT. I KNOW you don't, deep down, really agree because if you did, why get upset about Thessaly being included??? Why does what she said to one person matter if it's Just Fiction You Guyze. Fictional characters are allowed to do bad things and fiction isn't reality sweaty....except when you only apply that standard to fictional racists you like and simp for, but fictional transphobes you don't are SO HARMFUL they shouldn't even be portrayed in fiction.

Like. Give me a big fat BREAK. This looks like bullshit, no? I'm sorry, but I'd love for someone to try and give any other explanation besides one personally offended you or hit home for you, and the other doesn't.

And if that bothers you or you feel like it says something negative about you...idk what you want me to say??? You can't control how other people perceive you and that's how people outside this majority-of-the-fandom bubble see it. You don't need to respond, I just wish and genuinely hope this gives you a moment to think about why fans who ARE bothered by both (and not just paying lip service to being bothered by the one but railing against the other) are so frustrated with people saying everyone is welcome but in practice only bending over backwards for the comfort and emotions of themselves, and people they can easily relate to.

You don't have to like Thessaly (I don't. I find her an interesting antagonist, I don't stan her. And frankly imo likability is not. the point of her character) but you'll pardon me for feeling more than a bit cynical and side eying people's motivations for what seems a...pretty obvious double standard, on what fictional crimes related to real world issues matter to y'all, and which clearly don't. Either actually bring the same energy to the table for fictional people who committed atrocities, even if against a group you're not part of and thus don't feel the need to empathize with, or just carry on, but accept that you don't have the SLIGHTEST room to talk about cutting characters who do immoral things. And you also need to accept that you look like a hypocrite when you do.

[jayzwritez]

~ Talkin’ on the Job }

A Tankman OC x Canon fanfic

Summary: It’s a boring day, where Captain has nothin’ to do to entertain himself. That’s when Bomber shows up and bickering ensues

(A/N: i have no clue what i'm doing bare w/ me guyz, i just did this for the funnies)

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It’s been a long mundane day at the base, most soldiers were either on patrol or at shooting ranges messing around with fire-arms. Captain was especially bored the entire day, just looking over the other soldiers and making sure his troops weren’t going to blast each other’s heads off.

He sighed, leaning on a lamp post near him as he watched the others at the shooting range. It wasn’t unusual that there would be days like this, but he’s a sucker for anything with action, shooting, killing enemy troops, whatever gets his adrenaline running. So he’d be bored outta his mind. Captain groans, yawning a bit. Yeesh, this was really an off day for him.

“Heya Cap,” an annoying yet familiar voice speaks up. Captain lazily turns his head only to see his mechanic, Bomber. He snickers before looking back at the troops.

Bomber chuckles, “You could’ve at least said hi y’know..” he teases in his bored silence. Bomber decides to stand their idly with Captain as he watches over.

Another long awkward silence; Bomber looks over Captain, wondering why he’s so aloof today. He not-so-subtly nudges him, “What’s on ya head? If you even think, that is..” He sarcastically snickers, before Captain smacks his head lightly, “Shut up, just feeling a bit dull today.” Captain mumbles out.

Bomber nods, today’s been a bit boring for the two. “Yeah I feel you, man.” He replied, before his expression lit up a bit and smiled. “Buuutt, you wanna hear some reports on the tanks?”

Captain looks back at the mechanic beside him, knowing damn well his stupid grin meant he’s scheming something. He couldn’t help but chuckle at the stupid bastard. “Sure, whatever will entertain my sorry ass.”

Bomber smirks, before giving a cocky scoff, “Well! Me n’ my team finally managed to clean out the tanks! Especially that one tank someone decided to fuel with SODA.” He says with gritted teeth, looking at Captain with an annoyed look, yet he knows he can bitch him about it.

Yet Captain had the audacity and ego to defend himself, “HEY! We were outta fuel, what the hell was I supposed to do?” he scoffed, his eyes rolling. Bomber facepalmed, typical Captain having the pride to not admit his mistakes.

“What? Isn’t soda and fuel made outta the same stuff?” He bluntly asks, making Bomber’s jaw drop.

“ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID???” Bomber exclaimed, chuckling as he knew Captain was being a dumbass. Captain snickers at his reaction, trying his best not to look surprised at the sudden realization that soda and fuel are, in fact, not similar.

Bomber puts his hands on his head, literally laughing at this point from pure shock, “My gooooddd, how are you even captain… such a fucking dumbass.” He groaned out.

Captain smirks, confidently knowing what to reply, “Dunno, maybe i’m just THAT charming, ey?” He flirtatiously looks at Bomber, trying to get under his skin. He does blush a bit yet he shakes his head, “That doesn’t mean you’re not stupid damnit!” Bomber punches his arm, while Captain laughs.

“You didn’t say no, though-” He chuckles, his ego being high as ever. They continue to look over at the bastards at the shooting range, some of them getting competitive and embarrassing themselves. Bomber shakes his head at the sight, until he felt a slight pull on his waist. He then found himself near Captain, his arm wrapped around him.

“..Cap, what are you-” He gets shut up by a sudden kiss on his cheek, making him roll his eyes. “Captaiin…” Bomber chuckles as a light reddish hue on his face formed.

“What’s the matter? Can’t a man appreciate his favorite mechanic?” Captain looks at him with a teasing yet somewhat affectionate gaze. They both laugh before going back to casually watching over the soldiers. Bomber leaning on his shoulder before commenting, “you’re still stupid.” which Captain replies by leaning on his head and responding, “Yeah, I know.”

[h3llcat01]

[<3] ROBBIE AND LUKE HEADCANONS!!! [<3]

(Some TWs because I mention Luke and Robbie's trauma [in my au/hcs/lore] TW for SA.)

☆♡Fandomtrashcan/Irhen (If its okay to call you Irhen, I DONT KNOW IF IM SPELLING IT RIGHT EITHER IM SORRY) you are an inspiration and you gave me so many headcanons I'm gonna have to either beat you with a mallet or maybe make you cupcakes and cookies. /pos your art seriously makes me happy and very joyful (same with all you other cool ghost rider mooties like wazz, cicada, other robbie cuz my name is robbie, kayla, bel, you guys are really cool, I would try to talk to you guys more but I am so awkward n you all scare me sadly because you're all really really cool and you guyz are basically the only robbie reyes fans I know........ 😞😞)♡☆

(I got inspiration from Fandomtrashcans so they are simular I think SOMEBODY GET THIS TO THEM I BEG I DON'T WANNA SHOW THEM MYSELF IM A SCAREDY CAT🙏🏽🙏🏽)

I'm gonna take a fat nap this took me like an hour so much writing and then the Elias Morrow in a Robe pic at the end mmph 😞🙏🏽

Okay, so basically, I think Robbie wouldn't really like intimacy as much just due to Eli who is inside him. (Eli literally sees everything he does, and that probably would make Robbie extremely uncomfortable, plus, Robbie is most likely the type that wouldn't get into physical touch such as sex or so until he is truly comfortable and also dealt with Eli or something.) Lucas doesn't find out about Eli until they actually start to date and way more into it [As much as I joke abt Luke and Robbie getting 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔶, Ima be fr, the only time they actually canonically had any sexual relations was the drunk hookup. If I said any other time, Ill be damn surprised.] *Yes, Ive drawn nsfw of them, but 👏🏽THOSE.👏🏽ARENT.👏🏽 CANONICAL.👏🏽AND.👏🏽NOT.👏🏽REALLY.👏🏽ANY.👏🏽CONTEXT.👏🏽* [Still don't know if I want to keep drawing nsfw at all really.]

I'm graysexual personally (I am hypersexual yall, but that is a curse. Im not comfortable with sexual stuff irl really [Might be ace]) but I kinda want to put that label onto Robbie. In my au, Robbie is trans female to male and is also bisexual. Hes not openly trans and the only people that DO know is Gabe and Luke due to the drunk hookup.

Also, as Irhen said, Robbie is more of the awkward shy type.

I think Robbie wouldn't really care for sex in an actual relationship I think he'd be fine with just romance and stuff but not anything sexual really.

In my au, Sam does exist, but thats way before Luke and Robbie generally start to click and such.

(I don't think I have spoken about Sam yet so Ill put him and Robbie AND Luke's backstory in orange)

Sam also is a key part in it, due to Sam being an absoulete A-Hole and completely just pushing Robbies boundaries in the relationship he had with him and also being just a total weirdo, that also plays a big part in MY Robbie's story and stuff, Robbie is hesitant towards the stuff. Robbie overall isn't a really 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔶 guy...

Anyway, That plays a big part because Sam has pushed Robbies boundaries a lot and has definitely given him trauma and Robbie has definitely become more guarded due to it. (Sam Hate Club.) [I also might make it to where Sam was BEFORE Robbie became a ghost rider.]

Lucas and Robbie have a very complicated relationship, they are quite literally enemies to lovers, Robbie has literally DESPISED Lucas and at one point Lucas forced himself to feel the same way about Robbie. (In my story Lucas has known Robbie since highschool, but I'm thinking about removing it because Lucas's story is progressing to a isolated traumatic childhood being forced into Luke being raised into a weapon for the Gang that his father is in.)

Luke and Robbie's friendship (They'd never admit it till FAR on) progresses over the years very slowly, and mainly due to Luke and Sam's history and Robbie's. [It honestly REALLY starts off with that, Luke and Sam get into it because Sam just doesn't leave Robbie alone and Luke managed to get rid of Sam for a bit and Robbie learns about Lucas and Sam's history.]

When Robbie and Sam were together, Robbie generally was just so mentally unstable and stuff that he didn't really watch what he was doing and stuff, Sam really drained him. (This is Kinda where Lucas driving Robbie home constantly after something stupid like a party or so and Robbie gets drunk or smth. [Sam would always refuse to take him home.])

If you think the drunk hookup actually got them close, HELL no, they actually got further away from eachother. Lucas and Robbie were kind of just embarrassed. (Especially Lucas, the hookup really really messed with him, Lucas has kept that crush a secret for a while and that drunk hookup just ruined Luke's ability to think around Robbie, Lukes a nervous wreck. After that whole thing, Lucas avoided Robbie, and Robbie avoided Luke. Until a while later they eventually would run into eachother no matter what at the street races and eventually get back into that banter they would always have *without bringing up that embarrassing moment they had ages ago*)

Luke and Robbie started to get closer over Sams bullshit and once Sam was mainly out of the picture other things would happen and Luke would end up helping Robbie out.

I don't wanna say the drunk hookup made them dislike eachother more, it didn't, it kind of made Robbie feel a certain way about Luke (and also just kind of wrong because of Eli, smh.) and Luke felt just even more in love with Robbie (Poor guy could NYATT find a new crush 😭🙏🏽) but also really really weird around Robbie because Lucas himself has sexual trauma too (Now why did I give them both intimacy issues. [Because maybe they both can help with those issues by talking to eachother about their personal trauma with that])

But anyway, Luke and Robbie got closer due to Sam.

Let's get back onto the actual thing I was talking about which is how Robbie feels on intimacy. (A part of me really wants to make him a freak deep down when he's very comfortable and Eli isn't a PROBLEM!! 😡) I personally think Robbie would actually avoid relationships and intimacy all together until Eli wasn't an issue or so. [I did put in my au that Eli can swap places with the car and Robbie, but he specifically stays with Robbie.] Plus, I feel like Robbie would just be very awkward or so with intimacy.

[When I act get the money and find the ghost rider comics too it'll make it easier for me to add headcanons onto Robbie and mess with his lore n hcs :)]

Robbie isn't asexual but he definitely doesn't get into intimacy much or doesn't really experience it. Buddy doesn't jump into that. [I think Robbie is touch starved but he still just doesn't want to get into intimacy because of the second mind inside of his head that does not leave him alone and literally makes him want to scream, we all know who we're talking about here.]

(LUCAS DOESN'T EITHER DUE TO HIS TRAUMA, SO HEAR ME OUT, I FEEL LIKE THEY'D JUST BE GOOD WITH THAT IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE FOCUSED ON SEX OR SO. 🙏🏽)

I think graysexual fits Robbie or maybe demisexual (Is it possible to be both?)

Now, with Eli... Luke figures out abt Eli later on when Robbie and him do start to date.

Robbie kind of really keeps it hidden and such, but it almost became impossible to hide because Eli just DID NYAATTT want Luke and Robbie 2gether. 🙏🏽🙏🏽 And would literally do everything he could to try and break them up and to be honest, they did break up a few times due to Eli. (THE ANGST I HAVE FOR LUKE BECAUSE LUKE WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY!! AND TELL ME WHY I WANNA MAKE IT TO WHERE THEY BROKE UP MULTIPLE TIMES AND LUKE WANTED TO GIVE UP BECAUSE HE JUST THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T BELONG TOGETHER!!STARTS SOBBING!!) Robbie eventually does try and talk to Lucas about it [Since Lucas is also supernatural, he does end up believing Robbie and its not like the Ghost Rider does not exist and let's be honest here, Robbie, you are not fooling anyone, you have a 69 dodge charger, same color, and same mods, just like the ghost rider. Who are you fooling here?] And Luke's opinion on Eli is kind of... Complicated. He kind of just ignores him and just does not like Eli at all. (NOT ONLY THAT THEY DO NOT GET INTO SEXUAL STUFF EVER REALLY BECAUSE OF ELI.)

I kind of like to think Eli does take control of Robbie sometimes and maybe argues with Lucas sometimes. (Which I kinda wanna do smth comedic on that cuz I would find it funny drawing a picture of Lucas screaming to get out of my boyfriend or smth and chasing Eli around idk.)

Robbie telling Luke about Eli and also... Robbie being dead, did make things complicated in the relationship, like Lucas didn't really like the idea of Eli being there, so it just felt awkward, but it did make them closer and made the relationship stronger which Eli absouletely hated.

(Lucas is the type of guy to make jokes to cope, so you already know he'd make jokes about Eli. And maybe sometimes Eli replies.........)

(Anyone want me to draw Eli Morrow in a fancy ass fuzzy robe because ***I WILL.***)

This also caused distance between them, as much as Lucas loved Robbie dearly he just didn't feel comfortable with Eli there so he was a little uncomfy.

"Robbie, we need to kill that guy." -Eli

"What? Absouletely not, He's my ex." -Robbie

"I agree, I think we should kill Sam personally." -Luke

"Don't agree with him, Luke." -Robbie.

Whos Sam in my story?

Okay, Robbie and Sam dated a while ago, and at first it really went good until Sam slowly just started to switch into a really manipulative boyfriend, he also lied a lot and wouldn't really defend Robbie or Help Robbie in a lot of situations like if Robbie needed a ride home he would tell Robbie he was too busy or make some excuse or sometimes just be rude for no reason because he has no life and we hate Sam (sorry sam might be my oc but I actually hate him its not even funny im killing him off later.) And eventually would get like really rude towards Robbie or like push him a lot and also didn't really respect his boundaries (In my au, Robbies trans, and Sam would be transphobic towards him and make him very uncomfortable.) At first it was fine but then as Sam got closer to Robbie and Robbie opened up, Sam took advantage of it.

When Sam found out abt Luke and Robbie knowing eachother and Robbie not really liking Lucas, Sam didn't handle it well, Sam would constantly ask if Luke has talked to him about him before and Robbie would constantly tell him that he literally doesn't like Lucas and isn't friends with him at all or even talks to him. [Well figure out why Sam was so worried abt Robbie and Luke talking and stuff abt him.] Sam started to get also just worse too, really possessive, jealous, and not in a good way, and it'd be mainly because of Luke?? It was obvious to Robbie that Sam and Luke clearly had history but everytime he'd try and ask Sam would brush it off with some excuse like "I just don't like him due to the whole Jones thing, I don't trust him." (IN LUCAS'S LORE, LUKE IS RELATED TO TIGER, WHICH IF YOU'VE SAW N STUFF IN LUKES LORE, HE IS A KNOWN MURDERER AND THE LEADER OF THE BLACK SCARLETS AND THE FATHER OF LUKE N HIS SIBLINGS, He's constantly compared to Tiger/looks like him qs well and stuff due to it because people generally think Lucas is involved with his dads gang and more.) Sam isn't really a stable guy, so this whole thing with Robbie knowing Luke absouletely tore him apart to the point he'd start to accuse Robbie of cheating with Luke which really took Robbie's mental health down, Sam was a real piece of work. Sam avoids talking about any of his history with Luke. [Let's be honest, Sam literally just wanted to manipulate and use Robbie.]

Sam and Robbie ended up breaking up because Robbie went through Sam's phone (He doesn't really break peoples privacy, but Sam acted so weird and just suddenly changed so much to the point it had Robbie worried about maybe Sam getting physical plus the whole pushing his boundaries stuff really really affected Robbie) and Robbie found out Sam was cheating. [THE AUDACITY OF HIM TO ACCUSE ROBBIE OF CHEATING WITH SOMEBODY HE FUCKING HATED AND THEN CHEAT ON ROBBIE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING I SWEAR TO GOD NOBODY HATES MY FUCKING OC MORE THAN I HATE HIS BITCH ASS)

(A lot of Robbie and Lukes trauma is kind of me importing MY trauma onto them, so this is kinda where Sam just magically appears. [Same with Liam, we're not talking abt Liam though, Ive spoken about him before hes a big ass part of Luke's trauma, we dont like Liam nor Sam.]

Now, let's get into Luke and Sams history. Oh, boy, theres a lot to unpack.

Luke and Sam weren't really friends back then, Luke knew Sam because Sam dated Jasper which is Lucas' deceased best friend. *This was a while ago.* Luke always was kind of hesitant of Sam, ever since Jasper started to date Sam, Jasper changed, he wasn't the same, he was distant, and he avoided Luke, he avoided all his friends. Luke generally started to get worried about him and was worried it mightve been caused from Sam (Which. It. Was.) But Jasper would never speak about it, never. Sam started to notice Lukes interest as well [Sam also knows that Luke and Jasper has a sort of thing at one point, Luke hooked up with Jasper, and liked Jasper, but Jasper turned him down, and Lucas very easily fell out of love with him after that, they were just friends, Sam used that to his advantage with Jasper.] Since Sam noticed how Luke was acting, he immediately started to kind of tell Jasper lies and that Lucas still liked him and was trying to break them up and was lying about how he was treating Jasper and that he wasn't doing what Lucas thought he was doing (Which was controlling Jasper and mentally abusing him and more, a lot of similar stuff with Robbie including pushing his boundaries.) And that started to cause distance between Luke and Jasper, and since Jasper was starting to believe Sam more than Lucas, Sam decided to try something else, since Jasper believed him constantly, he decided to try and "hook up" with Luke behind his back but Lucas obviously declined and immediately went to Jasper about it, but of course, Sam pulled the "He's trying to break us up because he likes you" card and what did Jasper do?? BELIEVE IT. I'M GETTING ANGRY OVER MY OWN LORE. I'M PUTTING MYSELF IN LUKE'S POSITION AND IT HURTS AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME YOU'VE KNOWN ME LONGER. Luke and Jasper eventually had a really big fallout but lets be honest that didn't stop them from going back to eachother and talking it through, they finally hang out, Luke gets gifted the supernatural necklace from Jasper, (Jasper was also gonna breakup with Sam that night because he and Luke talked it out and Jasper showed Luke the screenshots and stuff what Sam would say and stuff) and what happens? Jasper DIES. BOOM. BANG. POW. What really made Lucas hate Sam the most was how Sam didn't even go to Jasper's funeral. (They were still technically dating because they never broke up because Jasper died.) Lucas hates Sam for what he did to Jasper and how he didn't even show an ounce of care. Jasper passing away tore Lucas straight apart.

@that1bitchqueer HIGHWAY THE ELI MORROW IN A ROBE IS COMING YOU JUST BE PATIENT ITLL BE ADDED AT THE END OF THIS PAGE.

I did what I said I would

Ill have much more better headcanons n stuff when I get the money n find all the robbie ghost rider comics

Give suggestions if want :)

[Help me out too like I said I haven't read the comics :( ]

[flandrepudding]

doll collection post

Hi guyz!! so somebody asked me to post my doll collection a while back and I put it off because i'm trying to rearrange my setup but its taking much longer than expected due to irl stuff.

But I dont wanna wait anymore! Feel free to just scroll through the pictures, you don't have to read the commentary if you don't want to. In fact you don't have to scroll through any of this at all. I wrote a lot because I am severely neurodivergent. Having a genuine blogging moment rn.

I have been waiting forever for an excuse to post my collection!! I was so happy someone suggested I do so.

I don't have a lot of room for everybody! Everyone is scattered around my room, but I try my best to display them nicely...

My G1 collection is moderately sized, these dolls are expensive and difficult to find. There are so many more I want, like Dead Tired Lagoona or Sweet 1600 Draculaura to go with my Sweet 1600 Clawdeen...sigh. But it just keeps getting harder! I am actually content with stopping my G1 collecting hunt for now and instead focusing on G3... Many of these dolls are from my dear friends, especially Leo and Raven (hi guyz!). Without my friends, I would only have three of these dolls... I am so lucky to be so loved!!!

I don't have many bratz that are in good enough shape to be on display. I really grew up on bratz rather than monster high... but again...these dolls get expensive! Roxxi was always a favorite of mine and a crush! Growing up, I was the type of kid who almost exclusively wanted one brat though. Yasmin. Not Cloe, Jade, or Sasha. I was devoted to collecting Yasmin because she looked similar to me. In retrospect, I really wish I had gotten more of the other girls...I do have some...though their numbers pale in comparison to the Yasmin army.

The ball-jointed doll is my most expensive doll and my largest doll (she is fucking ginormous). Even when buying her at half the original price (great deal from a great friend) she was hardly affordable.

I bought her because I plan on customizing her to be Flandre Scarlet, my ultimate comfort character! I've always dreamed of having a doll of Flan. SO why not make one myself? I've had her for months but am still too scared to cut that beautiful hair off...I'm no good at cutting wigs/hair in general. I did install her red eyes myself which I've never done before as this is my first and probably last bjd! She is gorgeous but I would consider these dolls luxury items... VERY EXPENSIVE.

(idk why the exposure is so high on these, sorry!! >_<;)

I am so happy to have the coffin bean playset!! I think it was a really good idea to get it. but I am so sad because I have hardly any room for it! So It's sitting on my dresser in front of a giant mirror so please excuse the poor editing I did to obscure the reflection of me and my living space lol...

I gave my Twyla low pigtails, though they aren't very visible, and my Clawdeen braids! I think Clawdeen looks super cute this way tbh I tried curling her hair again and again and again but the curls always fell out (I dont have much experience)...but honestly... I think I like this look even better ^_^. You can see her ears so well this way.

This Clawdeen is basically my holy grail and it was gifted to me by Leo, Leo if you're reading this I hope you know you are basically Jesus.

not to get deep but the OMG doll next to her is special to me because it is one of the last gifts I got from my late Grandpa. He took me to target and when I said I liked the doll, no questions asked, he bought her for me. Didn't give me shit for liking dolls at my big age. He simply got her for me because she made me happy, and he wants me to be happy. Dolls can mean so much. Again, I am so lucky to be so loved!!! >:D

I have this gorgeous Draculaura just chilling next to my jewelry cuz I have nowhere else to put her and honestly she is gorgeous and should stand alone.

Here I have the pride Bratz next to my bed!!! They mean so much to me, as I said earlier I had a crush on Roxxi. To see she's a canon lesbian now is so incredible!! And Nevra, her girlfriend, is beautiful! They are so cute together... they are never leaving that box though. This was actually the first doll/set of dolls where I fully understood why people are content leaving dolls in their boxes. I love to play with my dolls so much... but I could never play with these two!! If anything happened to them I would lose my mind.

Now... you're probably thinking......where the hell is Lagoona?!?! Do you not have one despite loving her this much? Of course I have a Lagoona. I AM GROWING AN ARMY!!!!!!

I really, really love Lagoona...I want to get every Lagoona doll I possibly can. Isn't she so cute! I relate to her character in the cartoon a lot too... her life at home, her difficulties speaking up when she is sad or angry, her sporty personality, etc etc... She has quickly claimed her spot as biggest comfort character #2. I included many pictures because I simply cannot pick one, she is flawless. You might recognize the Lagoona on the left, I drew her in that exact pose recently!!

I have her army on my desk, giving me the strength I need to get through my work... like Homer Simpson with his pictures of baby Maggie at his work. I get endless inspiration and motivation from Lagoona!!!

And here is the Flandre shrine bonus... I adore her!! I also have finally ordered a fumo flan that should arrive in august around my birthday eeek!!!

Anyways that is my collection. It's been many years in the making, though it's almost doubled since monster high G3 released... Mattel truly has me by the balls right now. If you read any of this, thank you. I put a lot of time into making this post, and it was really fun. I feel like a real blogger right now.

I really really enjoy dolls and talking about them. So I will happily do so anytime I get the chance!!! Will probably do an update once I finally install some more shelves and move stuff around <3

[skullcfusher]

Just talking,, perhaps hand touching

I THINK THEY ARE COOL OKAY they are also best friends (they want to kiss perhaps but they'd never say that guyz okay)

[kamiieuuu]

I had to come back to this game, So I made Rocket N Sword! (As Beans) I did not record me drawing them even tho I was supposed to but IT WAS HARD. I LOKI ALMOST FORGOT WHAT SWORD LOOKED LIKE AND I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOHAWK. I'm sorry Sword, I didn't take a photo of normal sword. Sorry again. But I did get Rocket!

Ig I'll do those "Day 1 of 'something'". So, Day 0 of PHIGHTING in Epic 2!!!! I played this game as a kid so this brings gooooooood memory's. Of me just playing it for a while then quitting :3. I will uhh ask yu guyz what PHIGHTING item or bean I should use as a weapon for certain things and uhm, Yeah I think u just draw 2 drawing and a ton of weapons? Anyways.. Uhhh bye-bye now!

-TY3NNA

[mushtoons]

SHE IZ DONE!! she took me like, an hour bcuz I had to drawz thiz with my finger, but I did it!!

I'm sorry itz so small but I hope u guyz like her, I might also draw her some more in the future (if u guyz r okay with it)

Thx u guyz sm for letting me draw her!!

DON'T APOLOGIZE SHES SO CUTE OMFG

YALL PEOPLE BE LIKE "oohh sorry i drew this by finger" LIKE HOLY SHIT WE CANT EVEN DRAW A SMILEY FACE WITH OUR FINGERS DJDJDJRJ THANK U SM SHES ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE

[primrosebow]

I'M BACK GUYZE

Sorry for dying tho, the brazilian mafia was trying to kill my family, a dying monkey showed up in my room, the floods happened, the freemasons are exiling one of my friends, I learned how to do chinese religious readings overnight, I had to kill a snake in a car with a teddy bear and a kitchen knife zip-tied to the front, cancer in the middle of the story, someone wanted to drink kerosene for a bet, politics are getting involved in the story, I passed a mysterious writing test in order to enter some weird institution, I broke up a 40 year long friendship between childhood besties, I had to stop a person from eating a neuron sample, premonitions and much, much, much more‼️ Will post like probably today if I can manage to stay awake.

Oh yeah. And spiritual awakenings, but that's not the main point WHAAHAHA

Hope yall are doing. Ehm. More normal than me!

[3amclothesmonster]

Uhm. I'm living in a parking lot rn so no art sorry guyz

[ozkarrzen]

Ok guyz one more little rant before I go to bed lmfao

Can we talk about "Blueberry" (swap) for a sec

I mean they've already been talked about so many times, but I just wanna express my opinion real quick

I love canon swap, hell, canon papyrus too. I like how most people try and incorporate both Swap and Papyrus' canon traits (all caps, goals, etc) in their works now.

Canon is my beloved but I also love fanon....

Guys wait no hear me out on this

Fanon isn't just "uwu-ifying" characters or making them into this sigma Alpha role or whatever the wattpad side has been up to, it's basically the interpretation of fans and how they see the characters themselves

Some people manage to forget that it is FAN-on. As in, for fans, not literally canon to the universe.

There are a LOT and I mean a LOT of bad cases were fanon affects the stories and the people writing them. (I'm pretty sure The creator of Swap is an example, but thank god we've grown up over the years)

But like, there's also a lot of good things with fanon! Example are the cool fangames that come out just because people are passionate about undertale.

(Also fanon dream is better than canon dream fight me I'm sorry)

Tldr: It's okay to like fanon and be cringe as long as it's not hurting anyone or basically doing a bad thing !!

This was supposed to be a Swap rant but then it became a canon + fanon rant but I am not complaining

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and I will now wait for the tomatoes, torches and pitchforks going at my direction

[electricalcheese]

ok so anyway i hit your dex disney princess with the yassifcation beam. no i am not sorry but i might be in the future

also lasered fitz w/ the yassification but its caca poopoo stinky me thinks. so it will remain never seen (i'm so funny guyz...)

me after changing my art style 27 times.. (no i wont keep this one i went for a more chibi typa thing)