#i'm sorry I'MS ORRY

[fryday]

i keep having an inner battle with myself about saying things that might be considered inappropriate in the context of phil's Very Scary Potentially Life-Threatening Emergency Situation but it must be said. it just must. that phil looked very hot in his photo to dan to tell dan he was okay. now i will vanish forever

[g1ngerbeer]

please don't give martha jones her own doctor that woman has had to go through ENOUGH. she survived an evil codependent qpr where she was always trying to save ten and he was always trying to save her and if she didn't stay he probably would have killed himself three episodes into series 3 and it quite literally ruined her whole life and i don't think she should have to have any responsibility for them anymore. that's not her job anymore she got out. 14 absolutely does need to go apologize to her properly and maybe hang out sometime if she's willing but i think giving her a doctor longterm would just be 1) bad for her and 2) entirely against the whole point of her arc. she already had to be the doctor's doctor all of series 3. she was always the one trying desperately to stop the mentally unstable bus driver from driving directly off a cliff. then she realized that doing that was ruining her fucking life so she got out. she is not going to want to get back in. maybe if they'd met when ten wasn't actively bleeding out emotionally speaking they could've had a dynamic more similar to him and donna and this sort of thing could have worked out but they didn't. so they don't.

[purplethign]

oh tv woman,,, doing spins in my head

anyway so uh. you should look at her

tenna is @tvlandofficial's (very sorry for the tag)

[polishedforsurvival]

//coming across pictures of a new naked levi figure that is apparently a thing that exists?? and feeling like i saw something i shouldn’t have

[iiboronii]

i hate when one of my interests goes from being dormant to coming back full force. like okay yes 🙄 what do you want

[sweetimpurity]

Just had a thought about miguel (are we surprised?) and his tip EEK! like imagine it's the first time you're letting him sleep with you. And you know he's been desperate for it for so long. He thinks he can handle it but then when you strip down naked and climb on top of him, he blushes so hard it's embarrassing. From the tips of his ears all the way to the tip of his achy needy dick. He just needs to put it in you so bad. But he's a blushing moany mess when he finally gets the chance, probably trying to hide his face under the pillow or something as you ride him all night long. And he comes in 30 seconds flat. "S-sorry sorry I..I'm so-orry..." He whines as he comes, knowing he should last longer but he just. can't. And his hot cum shoots up inside you like he's been saving it for you all this time. Coating your gummy walls in such a dirty way, he can't even bear to look. Can't bring himself to peer at the sight of his dick working in and out of you and his seed dripping through the cracks between. "A few more, Miggy. Can you hold it for me this time?" You push back his chocolate locks to see his flushed fucked out face behind his big glasses. He's dazed, sweaty, embarrassed and so pretty at the same time.

"I can do it, I can do it I promise." He pants, his voice cracking, hoarse and raspy. He'll do anything you say.

[alexa-fika]

Hiii! I love your winged!child fics with mihawk ( as well as all your other fics!) i was wondering if maybe you can write dokucha missing mihawk while he’s away on a mission ? I think it would be kinda cute 🥹 again ty and keep up the amazing work!!!🩵

Monkey Sitters (Dracule!male!reader)

A/N Here we go, is this a cook guys? I think it’s cute and cozy Mihawk with his son. Listen there’s no way Dokucha wouldn’t be friends with the Humandrills, like they are literally the only other thing in the island so it makes sense okay?

Reader here is replaced by dokucha which means reader in Japanese

Dividers by @/saradika

“I miss papa” he mutters staring at the sea, waiting for the signature raft to come into view

Above the boy stood a group of Humandrills, all shoving against each other until one finally pushes one of the Humandrills the child’s way

The shoved Humandrill looks at his friends, growling at them before turning back and heading towards the kid, slowly sitting next to them

Dokucha looks behind him once they hear movement, blinking owlishly at the humandrill now sitting next to him

The Humandrill looks down at him before lying on the ground so they are at eye level with the child.

Slowly, he puts out his hand, offering to shake his hand.

Dokucha stares at the hand for a while, glancing between it and the humandrill a couple of times before he lets out a series of giggles and shaking the primate's hand

“Hi Mr.Humandrill”

He lets out a series of grunts and sounds his way, seemingly waiting for a response

“Umm, S-orry?”

He lets out another series of howls and hoots, seemingly annoyed by this response

“I'm sorry, Mr.Humandrill. I'm not sure what you are saying.”

He growls, seemingly agitated, before quickly pointing to his wrist, tapping it a couple of times, then he gestures to his head and then points at the sea

“Are..Are you you asking if I’m waiting for Papa?”

He lets out an affirmative grunt

“I am, papa went on a mission, but he will be back soon!”

He lets out another series of rumbles and hoots, before quickly grabbing the boy’s hands once again, urging him to follow him

“Where are we going Mr.Humandrill?” He said increasing his speed to keep up with him

He lets out a single grunt and keeps walking forward, motioning for the child to follow him, taking hold of one of the branches of a nearby tree

“What are we do- WOAH” the child suddenly let out a scream, his wings flapping wildly as his feet leave the ground once the humandrill lifts them off the ground, taking hold of both of their hands connecting them to his own and beginning to swing the small child.

The child lets out a cry of delight once they are swinging, quickly grabbing hold of the humandrill’s hands as he giggles and enjoys themselves

“Higher, Higher!”

He seems to find his plea amusing, lifting him up once again and swinging him higher this time

After swinging for a while, the humandrill takes the child to various activities, from swinging in the vines to playing hide and seek with the rest of the humandrills. After a day of playing Dokucha he beings to grow tired, at this the humandrill is quick to take to carrying the small boy in his arms like a baby, slowly rocking back and forth, cooing back to the child Until they fall asleep.

The coo at the sleeping kid, the rest of the Humandrills joining him until they hear the sound of footsteps approaching.

The humandrill growls putting the child slightly behind him as the rest of the humandrills form a protective stance against him growling at the coming stranger.

“Relax, I'm not here for a fight, I'm here for him” The swordsman mutters

Slowly the Humandrills turn and let Mihawk through, the child still sleeping in the humandrills arms. Mihawk slowly takes Dokucha and, puts him in his arms and walking away, pausing to glance at the humandrills.

“You have my thanks for always watching them when I am gone; come to me when you have a desire to spar,” he said, continuing his way to the castle

The child rustles opening their eyes slightly and looking up

“Papa?”

“Go back to sleep, we’ll be in the castle soon,” he tells them, not glancing down at him

Dokucha smiles, nuzzling into Mihawk with a small ‘m’kay’ and ‘Welcome back’ leaving his lips before slow snores follow.

Mihawk shakes his head at this a small smile growing in his face

“I'm back Dokucha”

Is it me or does that last line hit different?

Taglist:

@imaginarydreams

@amethystviolin

@h0n3y-l3m0n05

[secret-cod-thoughts]

Philip Graves.... What a fucking bottom slut...

Imagine, one day this mother fucker winds you up so far on a mission, being cocky and an absolute brat, yapping out commands like a dog, saying how he has never worked with a more incompetent Shadow...

Oh dear, that was the last straw for you...

Imagine, you're waiting for him in his office, a pissed off look on your face, leaning back against his desk, a pair of handcuffs in your hands. Once Philip walked into his office and saw you with an intimidating and angry expression, he knew he was fucked.

Next thing he knew, he was bent over his desk, his pants down just enough for you to ram your cock/strap-on into him, his hands handcuffed behind his back while he whines that your size is too big for him, constantly slamming into his prostate, his eyes crossed and his brain fried from the rough treatment...

(I'm-m sorry, fuck, I'm s-orry, I won't whine again, I won't defy you Ma'am/Sir, fuck your cock/strap is huge...)

[anakeakayo]

Sub! Bratty Scaramouche x Dom! Brat tamer Reader

The punishment

You and Scaramouche has been dating for a while, he is a brat for some reason, even though he is powerful.

One day, you open your door, after a long day of work, and when he saw you he has a disgust face, even though he love you deeply "Why are you late, worm?" He ask coldly. You grab his wrist and look at him. "Don't be so cocky, Scara. You know you couldn't handle the punishment" He rolled his eyes, pretending to be though. You take his hand and push him to the bedroom, and his eyes widen. When both of you are in the bedroom you push Scaramouche on to the bed, and now he was on all four. "Why so scared? You weren't a minute ago" He answer with a squirm and that made you pissed "Answer me you brat" You said as you slap his ass, as that slap was hard enough that he let out a whimper "You won't answer, huh, brat?" You said. "N- no! N- no! I- I'm sorry- I'm s-orry!" He stutters as there was tears forming in his eyes, you we're surprise that he actually going to cry, you never seen him cry, even though you slap his ass multiple times to make him behave. "Aw aren't so tough anymore? Are you gonna cry?" "N- no" He whimper as you slap his ass again. "Are you gonna lie again?" You ask him. "Sorry- s- sorry-" His body tremble, as he drop to the bed. "Have you learn your lesson?" You ask, as he nodded slightly. "Good you better be" You said softly before looking at him. You saw him cral towards your lap and tremble as he sit down on it. You hug him gently before rubbing his ass gently.

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

More BG3 Quotes because God has forsaken his creations

Tav: So, how have you been?

Durge: Oh, you know, doing fine! But lately there has been a darkness growing within me.

-

*At Baldur's Gate, confronting Gortash*

Durge: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Hold up, were- were we a THING?!

Gortash: *gasps* You remember dearest?!

Durge: ...Holy shit I had horrible standards.

Gortash: ...what?

Durge: *turning to Astarion* Babe, look at this. I must have had, like, rock bottom standards back in the day 'cause this is embarrassing.

Astarion: I know, darling, but you've certainly improved since then.

Gortash, fighting back tears: I'm right here you know.

-

Halsin: So, enlighten me, how did you get a harem of both Karlach and Minthara?

Tav: Oh, it's not my harem. It's Minthara's.

Halsin: ...eh?

Karlach, carrying Minthara piggyback over a stream: Got you over, doll!

Minthara: Thank you, dear one. Where is the male? I require foot rubs next.

Tav: COMING DEAR!

Halsin: ...Well they seem happy?

-

Jaheira: Why are Lae'zel and Shadowheart facing away from each other?

Gale: They had a fight.

Jaheira: Then why are they holding hands?

Gale: They get sad when they fight.

-

*at the Temple of Bhaal*

Orin: Aw, look at it. It's mind meat is all twisted up. Have you forgotten the way home, slaughter-kin?

Durge: ...I remember it all. I remember a little girl I tried to protect from father's voice. I remember my beloved niece who I would have eviscerated the world to protect. I remember trying to shield you from the path I walked. I held you, nurtured you, I LOVED you and cursed the fate that Bhaal had given you! *chokes back tears* I wanted to SAVE you!

Orin: I DO NOT NEED SAVING!

Durge: ...No, I suppose not. *summons their staff to them* I'm going to end this, Orry. I'm going to kill you, spill your blood across this altar and then- then the world will finally be safe. From you. From US. It's time to end this Orry. I'm sorry. I love you.

Orin, tears of blood running down her cheeks: I DON'T! I HATE YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Durge: ...I'm sorry, Orry.

[chaifootsteps]

off the cuff thoughts about the episode (& bit of a rant, sorry!):

first bits with IMP talking about the grimoire & Stolas really drive home Blitzo was only ever doing it for the book - he sounds happy about having some months off, the others don't imply Stolas is into him romantically and are actually worried about losing their entire business (to the point they followed him!)

some of the bits with CHERUB were actually sort of fun

some good jokes

nice to see Fizz call Blitzo 'buddy'

then the worst scene in the episode is the one where Stolas gives Blitzo the crystal. He gives this whole speech acknowledging the full moon deal is wrong but pretty crucially doesn't say the actual words 'I'm sorry' or 'I'm sorry for how I treated you' or 'I shouldn't have treated you like a sex object'

then it's all down hill from there. He immediately gets indignant that Blitzo thinks he's trying to do roleplay and is annoyed Blitzo made it about sex when he's conditioned Blitzo to think that way

then when Blitzo rightfully calls him out for his bullshit he turns it around and says he 'thinks so highly of him but didn't realize Blitzo thought so love of [Stolas]'. like what is this self-victimizing BS??? he's calling Stolas out on how he treated him and Stolas immediately starts crying and refuses to hear it.

like what good partner material he is, first he makes Blitzo majorly panic about his business (did he seriously not notice that desperate little 'I'll do anything'???), dumps a major status quo and a confession on him (still without saying a single thing he likes about Blitzo, good job on the dialogue there) and then just walks off the second Blitzo doesn't immediately get on board with what he wants now

worse still, when he busts out the manipulative self-serving tears Blitzo sounds like he's about to say 'Stolas I'm s-[orry]' right before he gets thrown out, which...ugh. Can the show please stop making Blitzo apologize to Stolas when he hasn't done anything wrong???

as usual the bits of the ep without Stolas in were mostly fun, nothing too annoying or out of place this time, but unless the song Stolas sings in Apology Tour is reflecting on how he treated Blitzo to make him feel that way and showing some actual self awareness and empathy Blitzo is far, far better off without him and nothing will change my mind on that

(on a brighter note, dear god was it satisfying to hear Blitzo set the record straight with Stolas. He got to call him out for the classism, just wish the show had let him call out Stolas for using the fact he was getting shot at - and not caring about it - to coerce him into sex. Like gee I wonder why he thinks Stolas don't care? I wonder why he thinks 'so low' of him?? Because he behaved in a low despicable manner and Blitzo absolutely deserves to be able to yell about it

RIP Blitzo's 10 seconds of agency, dignity, and freedom to stand up for himself. They were fantastic while they lasted.

[fantasy-relax]

@muffinsin I blame you for this, I write the reader point of view of reader you write Cassandra, deal? deal.

Fucked up! Reader x Cassandra dimitrescu

Warning: violence Cassandra being Cassandra, really what do you expected of this tag?

You always have been a Little... different that's what your family used to say. You were blunt and honest but the thing that trouble them most was your prediction for violence.

You got in a fight with a neighbor when you were a kid, your father had to pick you off the boy, the rock you grabbed to beat him was full of blood.

People keep their children away from you after that. Your parents too keep their distance.

Now all grow up, you are in the Dimitrescu Castle, working as a maid. The only thing you hated was the dress. As for everything else...

"AHHHH PLEASE LADY DANIELA I'M SORRY"

You actually don't mind. People die all the time, people suffer all the time and nobody of them were someone that you particularly care for, so being in a castle full of death and blood was pretty easy for you, do your job and that's all.

Rounding the corner, you see a pretty common scene.

"Look what have you done! My favorite sword has a scratch! You useless woman!"

" I'm s-orry Lady Cassandra my arm was tired and I-AHH"

The cut was fast and made with lethal precision. The arm was in the carpet, it will be a pain to clean luckily this was not your assigned area.

"Not tired anymore I bet"

The maid keep screaming, until Cassandra cut her head in another clean swipe of sickle. You can't stop the low hum in your throat. She looked at you her sadistic smile displaying her fangs.

"What is little morsel? Want to be next?"

She was full of blood, ready to cut your head too but the only thing you could think was:

"That was a clean cut my lady, you have a steady hand"

Cassandra freezes for a moment, you get closer to the body not too much as you still have to clean and getting your uniform dirty before that was a bad idea.

"You also have to be pretty strong or have a sharp weapon to make this so smoothly"

You stand up. Looking at the still frozen fly girl.

"Truly impressive"

At the end of your words Cassandra just swarmed away, her prey forgotten in the floor. You shrug walking to your duties.

For a moment you though that she was blushing.

The next day there is a leg outside your door something carved in the skin.

"How is this cut for you?"

Again it was very precise but what caught your attention was the handwriting, it was messy and the message feels like if she was pouting when she wrote it.

"Aww, My lady is pretty cute"

You hear something move above you, looking fast you catch part of one swarm, you know exactly what sister was spying. You laughed softly, very cute indeed.

The next week you were assigned to take some things to the dungeons. A chore that all the maids are terrified to do, the scream of the unfortunate souls trapped there and the sadistic daughter that was always ready to take more were more than enough to make them beg at the feet of the head maid for a change that like them never comes.

You just pick the box and go. The screams were annoying but you just tune then out, you put the thing down. Looking around you see one of the victims, Stella?Sara? you don't remember, she had cuts all around her body, how long was she here? Was two weeks ago? Three? And she was still alive?

"Seeing your future, little maid?"

You flinch surprised. You don't hear her come.

"I make sure to keep her miserable as long as possible by-

"Making cuts that are painful but not mortal, absolute brilliant, nothing less of expert like you"

You take a look around you see a man being held by hooks that goes through his hands, his legs are broken you can see that clearly, either he put his weight in the legs or in the hands , both choices painful.

"Very creative"

Full of curiosity you keep exploring. Praises to Cassandra talents never stopping

"Astounding"

" Visionary"

"Imaginative"

Until you feel the swarm pick up you up and rapidly throw you outside and closing the door as fast.

"Rude"

You stand up going to report the head maid of your completed chore.

If you could saw through walls you would have see a peculiar image of the so called monster sitting on the other side of the door, face red, hugging herself and purring happily.

More limbs were given to you as well as some organs, luckily they were of animals, so you cooked them. You keep a journal were every gift is written some examples were :

Deer leg with the following message *you have pretty eyes*"

Boar heart *Did you know they are the most similar to humans? * she is such a nerd

Full Bunny *Small like you* the small was more like a smoll it made you laugh.

One day a group of hunters try to raid the castle and kill the monsters inside, they only end giving you more work.

Bodies, blood and all kind of gore is in the floor AND in the carpet. It will be a pain to clean, even lady Bela it's looking at you with pity. You sigh pulling you sleeves up when you are tackled by certain brunette.

"Are you okay?! Did they hurt you?! Tell me who-"

"I'm fine lady bela take care of them"

"You took three"

"oh yeah, that reminds me"

You point at the three bodies.

"They are all yours Lady Cassandra"

The sisters have a particular rule, prey that they hunt, prey that they eat. Cassandra was the strongest not the fastest, Daniela and Bela surely got more than her.

"I killed them so they are mine but i don't gonna eat it so they are all yours."

Cassandra keep looking at your face you cleaned her face with you apron the only red was in her cheeks, she was so cute that you can resist it anymore you grabbed her neck and kissed her, it took a few seconds but he eagerly returned the kiss.

"FINALLY, the pining was killing me"

"SHUT UP DANIELA"

You were in a relationship with the sadistic sister something that you still were processing, you could easily live freely without working at all. But you were sorry for Bela having to work with short staff because her sisters were little shits with zero self control. So you keep working, in Cassandra side mostly and sometimes in Daniela.

Today was one of that days were you work was in Daniela hall. Everything was going well until a new maid decided to ruin the mood

"I told you, someday that bitch a Cassandra will get what she deserves, maybe I could let her live if she eats my pussy real good".

The other maid was new too but a lot smarter she looked like she wanted to stay away from her and was making signals to the absolute imbecile that was talking.

" I would tear her ap-UGH"

You grabbed her head and bashed her harder against the wall.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. She is out.

You let go of her head and looked at the other maid she just picked up her cleaning tools and continue her job, she was learning fast.

You walk and pick one leg of the imbecile, you start walking to the library were you beloved was having a sisters day.

No one interrupt you or try to help her. They know better.

The newbies considered you a depraved traitor. Sleeping with the monster that could kill them any day. But still survival is priority so they keep working.

The older considered you a blessing. The amount of death and injury since you started dating Cassandra was lower. Keep working, Survival is priority.

You were at the doors of the library you opened the door.

"knock first I know you have manners"

"aw did Draga mea miss me so much?

Focusing on the sickle on the table you entered in the room, dropping the maid in the middle of the room you pick the sharp blade.

You bend and grab the little bitch head again, you pull out her tongue and with a quick swing cut it out.

"AHH-UGH"

You grabbed her again and bashed her against the floor again.

One, two, three, four, five. She is out.

You dropped her and walked to your beloved, you throw the sickle on the table, she was silent looking at you with that pretty blush, so adorable.

You grab her chin, kissing her deeply until she is panting, the blush in her face just grow bigger and the soft purr in her chest is music, yours she is totally yours.

Grabbing her gloved hand you drop the tongue, you point to the crying woman in the floor.

"Here my love, a snack"

You kissed her again.

"I still have duties to attend, I see you later."

She looked like a lovesick puppy. A puppy whom you will play with later. What a good life.

[rinhaler]

Omg the aftermath of Stepdad Nanami fuckin reader into complete submission is so glorious she'd be so apologetic!

"*sniffing* Sorry— so S-orry Daddy— I.. I won't do it again"

"I'm yours daddy I swear please.. Please talk to me.. Please stay"

"I'll break up with him I promise.."

*peppering his face with kisses and I'm sorrys*

"I'm sorry for hurting you daddy... I was being so selfish"

Like he literally has reader wrapped around his fingers by the end of the night and he's basking in it

omg she's so WHIPPED 😔😔 understandable tho it's daddy and nanami what choice does she have :((((

[krscblw]

ghoul perfume associations pt. 3!

more ghoul perfume associations bc ghost and perfume are my two main hobbies! all of these are indie/niche perfumes because those are the types of perfume i'm mainly into. these lists are really fun for me and i would love to hear what people think!!

also, jsyk: because this post is so long, some of the text might get cut off on mobile. it should be okay on desktop if that happens (i don't know how to fix it, sorry :/)

Aeon

Notes: non-sweet chocolate, linen, lavender

Perfumes:

Autumn Morning - Pulp Fragrance

hot chocolate, slightly spiced oatmeal, carnations, a cozy blanket

Twice To Tea - Poesie 

strong earl grey tea, lavender absolute, vanilla syrup, a splash of milk

Aether

Notes: bourbon, amber, vanilla  

Perfumes:

Not A Deer - Little & Grim 

cedarwood, chestnuts, sandalwood, maple, oak, tonka, suede, clove, spiced vanilla, amber, tobacco 

Loggia - Solstice Scents 

“High above the village, a castle sits shrouded in a heavy gray mist.  Muted moonlight illuminates its upper terraces. Thick with incense smoke, the loggia swells with invited guests, each heavily cloaked and masked. Laughter, violas and a harpsichord fill the night. Wine flows from never-ending mahogany vats. Exotic spices drape the air in fragrant bouquets. A bell rings from the archway, and all in attendance fall silent as the master of the night creatures crosses the paving stones...”

mahogany, sweet amber, musk, dark incense, deep vanilla bean, sandalwood, cardamom, black pepper, cognac and allspice

(i have this one and it's great, perfect for aether imo)

Alpha

Notes: leather, smoke, gunpowder

Perfumes:

Spiritus Fumosus - Alkemia

volcanic basalt, smelted metal ores, amberwood, smokey birch tar, old leather, galbanum, white oud, gray amber, petrichor, wet sand, bergamot, sichuan peppercorn, gingergrass, white patchouli

Deus ex Machina - Alkemia 

“An olfactory portrait of industrial decay and the fallen gods of age of disruption, innovation, and technological revolution.”

fire-hardened steel, rusted iron, motor oil, wet cement, burnt copper wires, gray amber

Cirrus

Notes: dark fruits, musk, heavy florals, honey

Perfumes:

Virgo - Deconstructing Eden   

dark amber, bulgarian rose absolute, lavender maillette, orris root, benzoin, dark fruits, bourbon vanilla

Eglantine House - Deconstructing Eden 

honeyed roses, mahogany, plums, amber accord, champaca flowers, eglantine roses, white musk

Cumulus

Notes: lilac, magnolia, jasmine, sugar, cold air

Perfumes:

Midnight Garden - Alkemia 

night-flowering white flowers – tuberose, lily, honeysuckle, gardenia, moonflower

Calliope - Alkemia 

clementine, orange blossoms, white orchid, sugared currants, tonka, and vanilla musk, cotton candy, saltwater taffy

Dewdrop

Notes: berries, smoke, spices, metal

Perfumes:

Unrequited - Deconstructing Eden

black sandalwood, raspberries, bitter orange, black pepper, smooth silky musk, dark amber, smoky patchouli 

Lightning Storm - Nui Cobalt Designs 

Petrichor, ozone, electrified metal, cold musk, bergamot, lime zest, cracked pink peppercorn, copal smoke, myrrh, teakwood

(this one represents dew as a water ghoul – citrus, spices, ozone, and metal. sweet, cold, and a little bitter)

Ifrit

Notes: black tea, incense, spices 

Perfumes:

Tasseomancy - Nui Cobalt Designs 

black tea spritzed with orange, incense smoke clinging to heavy velvet curtains, fireplace embers, cinnamon, clove

Tasseomancy - LVNEA 

bergamot, black tea, lapsang souchong, honey, spices, milk

(yes they are both called the same thing. he's a guy with a brand i don't know what to tell you)

Mist

Notes: water, herbs, ice

Perfumes:

Eisheth - Deconstructing Eden 

seawater, herbs - rosemary, mint, clary sage, bergamot, hyssop, lemongrass, and verbena, white tea

Blackwater Lake - Osmofolia  

“Short-needle pine branches hang over mossy lake rocks, radiant white water lilies soak in the sun, the surface of the dark lake water ripples above submerged northern watermilfoil, and a chill in the air warns of impending autumn.”

pine needles, cold wind, northern watermilfoil, white water lilies, moss, stone, lake water

Mountain

Notes: vetiver, plants, earth, mushrooms

Perfumes:

Poor Farm - Little & Grim 

“Overgrown grass, tangled undergrowth, wildflowers, the memory of fresh linens, and distant, greener pastures.”

moss, sage, ferns, sweet grasses, green wood, and chamomile

Mycelium - Treading Water Perfume 

“Rounding the corner it came into view, the being that had terrorized the village for decades. It sat terrifyingly still on top of natural rock formation that resembled some strange amalgamation of an altar. An altar not made by human hands but as if created by the forest itself to honor this being. The being was here long before the village and it will continue to be here long after we are gone.”

soil, mushrooms, patchouli, black currants, hinoki wood

Nimbus/Aurora*

Notes: peach, rose, earth

Perfumes:

The Lover Tells Of The Rose - Alkemia 

wild roses, lemon verbena, white pearl tea leaves, delicate white patchouli, new greens, wet moss

Apothecary Rose - LVNEA 

rose gallica, rose de mai, damask rose, tarragon, violet leaf, apricot, labdanum, myrrh

*i headcanon nimbus as a earth/air multi

Omega

Notes: wood, amber, tobacco

Perfumes:

Danse Macabre - Fyrinnae

sandalwood, amber, labdanum, vanilla, woodsmoke, smoldering logs

Leo - Deconstructing Eden 

frankincense, myrrh, benzoin, amber, liatrix, blood cedar, blond tobacco absolute, sweet spices, honey

(i have this one and i love it, it's very warm and resinous)

Rain

Notes: seawater, ozone, vanilla

Perfumes:

Ambre Gris - Alkemia 

“A rare blend of proprietary perfumery ingredients carefully oxidized by sunlight, sand, air, sea salt, water, and ocean minerals. The result is as changeable and morphing as the ocean... earthy, sweet, musky, saline.”

gray ambergris, ocean minerals, sea salt

Cerulea - OSMOFOLIA 

“A synesthesia perfume inspired by a color. Sapphire ocean blue with flashes of turquoise and glistening white.”

osmanthus, ambergris, sea salt, ocean water, tuberose, cucumber

Sunshine/Stratus**

Notes: strawberries, citrus, vanilla, spices

Perfumes:

In Love with Everything - Imaginary Authors

“This extremely versatile (and genderless!) fragrance is great for any time of day and any time of year but the blast of energy it possesses is ideal for whenever you’re feeling low or looking for a little boost of bliss to keep your body moving and your lungs laughing long into the night.”

raspberry, citrus pulp, coconut palm sugar, madame isaac pereire, sandalwood, tropical punch, stardust

(i have this one! it's very fruity, you definitely get the fruit punch, but it still has a good amount of depth)

Eos - Fantôme 

“Eos is named for the goddess of dawn—who beckons the daybreak with her rosy fingers. This perfume smells like the color of the sunrise; pink and gold light breathing life into the morning dew.”

tart lemonade, raspberries, candied rose petals, wild berries, a hint of ginger

**i headcanon sunny as a fire/air multi

Swiss***

Notes: smoke, musk, patchouli, incense

Perfumes:

Black Heart - Spirit & Venom   

dark patchouli, clove, caramel pipe tobacco

Scorpio - Deconstructing Eden

“The fixed water sign of the zodiac, Scorpios are sensitive and intense, complicated and multi-layered. This blend is deep, still water, with notes of humid air and just the barest touch of mud.”

white and pink lotus absolute, orris root, myrrh, patchouli, gray musk, still water

***i headcanon swiss as a fire/water multi

Zephyr

Notes: dust, ozone, faint sweet musk, mint, cool air

Perfumes:

Walking with a Ghost - Spirit & Venom 

“Light & ethereal musk, fresh harvest pear, a whiff of perfume from a loved one long passed.”

Aquarius - Deconstructing Eden 

air, an undercurrent of water, sparkling aldehydes

if you made it this far, thank you for reading! and i would love to hear your thoughts!! (/gen - do you have any recommendations? do you agree/disagree? i love talking abt this) (also thank you sm to @midnight-moth for recommending lvnea!!)

[averagenolofinwean]

*At a ball in Imladris*

Erestor: *stands alone in a corner away from the crowd*

Glorfindel: *approaches him with a drink in his hand* Lord Erestor, Lord Elrond's chief consellor. *bowes to him* I believe we haven't met yet, and an introduction would be proper.

Erestor: *obviously drunk like a telerin sailor, thriving with feanorian accent* Ye - hicc - 'oundth good.

Glorfindel: *sighs in regret* I am Glorfindel from the House Of The Golden Flower of Gondolin. I am a Noldo, although I am also a full-blooded Vanya. I am at service for Lord Elrond Peredhel as his chief captain.

Erestor: *being very emotional and crying* Ye, Elrond ith - hicc - lil baby brother, i'm 'o proud of him...Gondolin -hicc- i'm tho 'orry for 'Irion - hicc...yer 'o pretty, y' know? You thine 'o much - hicc - and you're hair ith 'o beautiful...Can I marry you?...Oh no, you'll never marry me cauthe i'm a feanorian...noooo but you're tho pretty!

Glorfindel: *clearly uncomfortable with this situation* Are you drunk, Lord Erestor? Shall I call for someb-

Erestor: *emotional outburst with tears in his eyes and drunken agressive feanorian yelling in Quenya at everyone around them* WHICH ONE OF YOU TRAITORTH - hicc - TOLD HIM I WA' DRUNK??! WHO 'PIT?! WHO THE IMPO'ER?! - hicc - YOU TRAITORTH I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL HIM IM DRUNK! NOW YOU'VE ALL EMBARRATHED ME INFRONT OF MY CRU- INFRONT OF A HOT GUY! - hicc- IF I FIND OUT WHO TOLD HIM, IM GONNA GO AB -hicc - OLUTELY BONKERS! DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME! - hicc- *starts crying properly* I KNOW YOU THITCHED, YOU NARC! I KNOW YALL 'INCE YOU WERE ITTY BITTY BABIETH! -hicc - I SAW YOU 'ITTING IN YOUR LIL BABY PANTH AND THITH ITH HOW YOU REPAY ME? I THOUGHT WE -hicc - WERE ALL FAMILY AND THEN THEY ABANDONED UTH AND NOW I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE - hicc - I 'UST WANNA GO HOME! *puts face into his hands and sinks to the floor* I - sniff - juth wanna go home...

*Everything in the ballroom has gotten dead silent and everyone stares at Erestor with different facial expressions gonig from mild concern, grief, disgust and acceptance*

Glorfindel: *incredibly disturbed and uncomfortable with this situation*... I am sorry, I don't know what's gotten into him, I was only-

Elrond: *hurries over from across the room, fetches Erestor up from the floor and puts an arm around him* Sorry, he's sometimes like this when he's drunk. He's an emotional drunk. Lindir, would you please get Erestor some fresh water and then bring him safely back to his rooms?

[v3nusxsky]

I'm so sorry for the multiple requests it just hasn't been a fun time recently and your fics are such comfort reads <3

If you don't mind could I please request a lesso x dovey x ever reader fic where r has been struggling with an eating disorder and nobody is aware but their ed gets worse around holidays/big events where there's lots of people/food. Maybe they find r crying on the floor of a bathroom with blood on their mouth from throwing after a fancy dinner? But I'm giving you full control of the plot so feel free to completely ignore my suggestion I just really need some fluff in there, thank you so much!

Let us help you| h&c

*Authors note~ my darling here you gooooo*

Trigger warning~ Ed

Prompt~ see ask^^^^^

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Of course it would get worse now, it was just typical really. You tired your hardest to get better, to heal, but the negative thoughts wouldn’t leave you. Taunting you every time the could. You hated the idea of seeing your body, nothing fit well enough and you just felt as if you were too skinny or too fat. There’s no middle for you. Most the days it was too fat so you’d reduce your intake of food, often eating for appearances and then forcing yourself to throw the food up when you returned to the safety of your dorm.

The schools for good and evil always held an annual ball, where you’d have some nice food and dance until your feet hurt, typically for the Evers it was the night you found your partner for the summer ball. For the Nevers it was an opportunity to spike the punch and cause some mischief. Your girlfriend Leonora, and her friend Dovey were constant in your life. Leonora often asked Clarissa to keep an eye on you when you were in her half of the school as she knew kids could be cruel to you. Both women had become worried about you recently so you knew how important it was to keep the pretence up.

The food came and your panic rose, truly you didn’t know how you’d get through the meal, but you did. Small bites and taking your time you managed to finish the plate. Only when everyone began to dance did you slip away.

In tears, you made your way to your dorm, guilt eating away at your stomach as the thoughts got louder. Impossibly loud, all you could do was whimper for them to stop. You needed them to go away. The only way to make them go was to get rid of the food and you knew that, but you didn’t want to upset your Nora. You wanted to get better for her.

You were busy, you didn’t hear the two women enter the dorm, after your disappearance from the ball the instantly became worried and set off to find you. You just wanted them to stop. Your choked sobs combined with the wrenching sounds coming from your bathroom were a dead giveaway that that’s where you were and what you were doing.

“Oh dove!” Leonora murmured coming to move your hair back from your face only to spot the specks of blood on your lips. “No no no need to get it gone” you whimpered attempting to urge again only to be stopped by Clarissa, “oh no no it’s okay let’s move away okay?”

“Sweetheart you’re bleeding please!” Leonora pleaded with you which caused your heart to shatter as you broke down in tears. “N n Nora a s orry want them stop” you whimpered throwing yourself in her arms. “Darling, it’s okay we aren’t mad at you” dovey murmured as Leonora stroked your hair and rocked you soothingly. “Don’t apologise love it’s okay, let us help you.” Lesso mumbled pressing kisses to your head. A simplistic nod was all they were given before exhaustion took over.