#i'm sorry :))

[shydroid3000]

Omegaverse Luigi got his back blown out by one too many feral fuckfests

and desperately needed suppressants so his omegussy could recover before he and his alpha descended into uncontrollable horniness again

but his insurance denied his appeals for coverage, and the rest is history

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[realalpacorn]

Y/N: And this is my ex boyfriend, Kento

Nanami: Honey this is a horrible way to tell people we're married

[aylinmoss]

°˖✧ Makeover Goth family °˖✧

[lagunz]

he looks like the grandpa at the function who swears he's fine without his walker even though with every step his back is cracking and he's heaving and drooling

[atrusofmyst]

When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place that's the best When I lay me down I'll fly to the big LAN party in the sky

Prepare yourself you know it's a must Gotta have a smooching doggo So you know that when you die He's gonna come and play at the LAN party in the sky

Never wear a t-shirt, don't use heat sinks Get all your friends in one room So you know that when you die You're gonna feel the heat at the LAN party in the sky

Oh save me a desk at the LAN party in the sky (LAN party in the sky) That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die) When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place that's the best Go to the place that's the best

[ismaeldrawsthings]

Achilles son of Peleus after killing Hector and dragging his corpse through the beach of Troy

More versions 🫡🫡:

My personal favorite:

[billiuspendragon]

Makoto Teruhashi VS Kusuke Saiki is like Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's VS Creep by Radiohead

[standgrand]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60845713/chapters/158821027

His heart slammed faster, harder, and yet the edges of his vision darkened further, his limbs heavy and useless. His thoughts blurred into fragments, disjointed and incoherent, until one word clawed its way to the forefront, cutting through the haze like a desperate plea.  

Oscar.  

Lando’s trembling hand twitched against the mattress, weakly searching, his movements jerky and uneven. His body felt like lead, his arms like dead weights dragging him deeper into the bed. But he pushed on, sheer desperation forcing his fingers to move, to find him.  

Please, Oscar. Please.  

His fingertips brushed warmth, Oscar’s arm. Relief flared for a brief moment, a spark against the crushing void, as he managed a weak, trembling tap. It was all he had left, a silent, desperate cry for help.  

Please wake up. Please don’t let me die.  

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I. Just. Ffs, John.

Who’s your crew?

[teaboot]

Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat

[lejoursobre]

Global warming is wild isn't it? I mean? Warm and salty raindrops 24/7? specifically in Soho???

(I physically can't draw angst sorry I did my best here)

[letsbealone-together]

[zeizeizeizei]

Hard axe

‘But you are a dwarf, and dwarves are strange folk. I do not like this place, and I shall like it no more by the light of the day. But you comfort me, Gimli, and I am glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe.’

I think this was Legolas trying to flirt with Gimli and I think it’s working.

[ghostie-juice]

I guess you could say he's... super sleepy

[hel7l7]

I don't know how to talk about this

[sweetangell1111]

im sorry