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Can you please stop spamming on your main? For me?
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Specifically it's the Red Shoulder Proboscis Puppy
this thang is named Proboscis Puppy
#i literally am in love with this name! Rüsselhündchen#elephant shrews#sneef snorf#←prev tags#whenever someone says “german is such an angry language” respond with“have you heard about Rüsselhündchen tho?”#what the sneef#I'm snorfing here#fluffylandshark#shark posting
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who up sneefing they snorf
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Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.
#I've been barely eating for over a week now and don't feel it#all the money i have is going towards her. i have enough body fat to survive without eating properly for a while.#but I'm just not hungry because nothing feels real right now#she's been breathing with more difficulty the past couple days too so i know the tumor on her tongue is getting larger#she's been whining so much too. like way more than she ever has.#and the prednisone has increased her appetite by so much that she's eating almost double what she normally would#she's skipped eating in the morning almost her whole life. don't know why. she's just a picky bitch like that.#but now she wants extra food in thd morning and snacks during the day and extra food at night#i was worried her food would go to waste after she died but goddamn#it definitely will be eaten plus some at this rate#she seems so normal. but i know she's getting worse every day and probably just doesn't want to bother me.#that's the worst thing about dogs. they don't want to bother you.#she's so opinionated when it comes to things she wants to eat or play with. but she's never let me know when she was in pain.#the only times she has are emergency vet visit times#like when my ex broke her tail and she kept putting her butt in my face to tell me shit was fucked up#or another time when her gut bacteria somehow got out of whack and she shat bright red blood all over my house#or when she broke a claw so bad it damaged the bone underneath#anything minor and i have to find it on my own#she's extra spoiled right now#i never tell her to stop unless she's doing something potentially dangerous#like yeah. let's sniff that same spot on the same bush you smell 8x a day for ten minutes girl.#you look hungry. have some peanuts or freetos or cotton candy.#you want snacks even though you just had snacks? bitch. have some more.#you want to sleep in my spot on the bed? thats ok. I'll go to the othef sidd where i don't have my cpap. get comfy.#i feel bad denying her anything when i know she only has a set amount of experiences left#there's a finite amount of sniffs she can snorf or food to be fed and i know it's pretty limited.#and then i get days like today where i don't even really start working until the time I'd normally be getting home#and that enrages me like little else can do because it's taking away from time with the only living thing that's real to me#except the longer i have knowing she's dying the less 'here' i feel. which makes her seem less real.#and i hate it. but i deny myself pain by pretending shit isn't real until it isn't. and then there's no more pain.
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[ples..... no... more.....]
#my dash is comepletely filled by what the sneef i'm snorfing here and I. i cant#please#mutuals#I am begging you#give me mercy
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sneef snorfin is Real btw so real many people are saying this
#like Sneef Snorfin? That's what I'M doing#do you understand like somebody said 'im sneef snorfing here' and i was like 'yeah that makes sense I know that'
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*grips you like that cat who broke the flower pot* YOU. YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT SNEEF SNORF ON MY DASH 30 TIMES
/j it was a very good bit I genuinely didn't realize what was happening until like. The 7th time
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@transexualbutchfagdyke
one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
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Every time I look at that cursed tutter whip cream video I remember that tumblr allows me to reblog anything as many times as I want and have to practice restraint to not fill everyone's dashboards with it immediately
#like how ryan reblogs that what the sneef I'm snorfing here post#one of these days I will break and that tutter video will be on your dash like 18 times in a row#this is a warning
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to all my followers
I'm not sorry
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what the sneef? I'm snorfing here
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"sneef to a snorf fight"
"SNEEF TO A SNORF FIGHT"
DID YOU HEAR ME??????
whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
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i like your use of multiple reblogs of a post to emphasize your agreement with the sentiment it contains but I'm also just waiting for the Big One that obliterates my timeline, like what will be your "what the sneef, im snorfin here" post
one day ill sneef my final snorf and you'll all be sorry
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i swear if I see that post that's like "what the sneef? I'm snorfing here" or whatever I will create another gimmick blog
I see that post every 2-3 posts :(
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