#i'm snorfing here

[thegreatgeodo]

Can you please stop spamming on your main? For me?

[eclecticelectriceccentric]

[mongooseundertheporch]

[ples..... no... more.....]

[dogin8]

sneef snorfin is Real btw so real many people are saying this

[shadow-and-purgatory]

*grips you like that cat who broke the flower pot* YOU. YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT SNEEF SNORF ON MY DASH 30 TIMES

/j it was a very good bit I genuinely didn't realize what was happening until like. The 7th time

:)

[vespurrway]

seeing the same post three times like heehee. me & the mutuals!!

[thelovelyblark-barg]

Every time I look at that cursed tutter whip cream video I remember that tumblr allows me to reblog anything as many times as I want and have to practice restraint to not fill everyone's dashboards with it immediately

[sapphicjino]

to all my followers

I'm not sorry

[ittybittytoasty]

What the snorf? I'm sneefin' here!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

what the sneef? I'm snorfing here

[punkitt-is-here]

i like your use of multiple reblogs of a post to emphasize your agreement with the sentiment it contains but I'm also just waiting for the Big One that obliterates my timeline, like what will be your "what the sneef, im snorfin here" post

one day ill sneef my final snorf and you'll all be sorry

[the-official-goose-god]

i swear if I see that post that's like "what the sneef? I'm snorfing here" or whatever I will create another gimmick blog

I see that post every 2-3 posts :(

[puppyfutch]

What the sneef??? I'm snorfing here!!!!!

[ectoimp]

Oh god, please not the What the sneef, I'm snorfin' here xD I had someone spamreblog it already, not again xD

Get snorfed

[galaxysweeper]

CotL Shamura Narinder?? Thoughts

(JUST FINISHED TYPING IT UP AND IT ENDED UP BEING ABOUT NARINDER, SHAMURA ONE WILL COME LATER-) Hi, I'm reading through all the lore dialogue in the game and I'm talking about things I find cool! Quotes from the game will be in bold bc we want speculation not misinformation. Mostly about Shamura rn bc IM CRAZY IRVIUERHUVER IM CRAAZY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW (So that was a fucking lie-)

Fun fact, I think that Narinder got his crown when he died as a mortal? I might be 'what the sneef im snorfing here' about it but. First Silk Cradle encounter with Shamura, you get the Narinder name reveal speech and it starts as such:

"He waits by the rocks of the darkened sea, at the foot of the long, sudden drop. Within the maw of pointed-teeth beasts, the stutter of the heart, then stopped… He was the fifth. The fifth Bishop of the Old Faith. Our brother, The One Who Waits. Back then he was known by the name Narinder."

So, like, the Bishops used to be people, right? They were mortal before they were gods and at some point they "found" their crowns (though it is most definitely arguable that their crowns found them instead). Looking back into it, it's entirely likely that Shamura is just speaking in metaphors and talking about many different types of deaths, especially considering that at the fourth Silk Cradle encounter, Shamura uses the following:

"He waits at the point of the sharpened blade, the fate that cannot be outrun. He waits in the eye of the raging storm, at the end of the long day done."

BUT both Leshy and Shamura describe finding their crowns (which I personally think are both loosely tied to their domains since Chaos Leshy found his in the got-dang mud and Shamura used cunning to catch theirs in a web) and it makes sense to me that Narinder would find HIS crown while interacting, potentially while crossing OVER into what would become his domain of death.

And while the second quote chunk isn't spoken while directly talking about Narinder, rather about "The One Who Waits", the first IS and, tbh, I find it a logical enough chain of events to result in Narinder's "first" death. A cat who fell off an ocean-side cliff but didn't die from his injuries, but couldn't make it back up and was eaten by the creatures nearby. Or maybe, one who jumped into the water trying to escape something ELSE just to be hurt from the rocks and killed by something in the sea.

IDK I think I'm probably reading too deeply into it but I also think that's part of the fun, digging around to find dots may or may not connect and seeing what can be made of it! At the end of the day, it's at least a really interesting headcanon that I'm gonna keep for when I write about the characters I like!

[janeway-lover]

would you like a sneef? Or are you snorfing here?

(That makes no sense I'm so sorry-)

my mutual in christ what the fuck are you talking about