#i'm not normal about him

[crispyramensha]

My husband🧡

[soap-ify]

price sometimes makes you watch him while he touches himself.

he’d be sitting lazily on the couch with his legs spread apart, pants tucked down enough to reveal his burly hairy thighs. his warm blue eyes would be fixed on you while his callused hand slowly rubs his girthy cock, looking almost bored, his cigar neatly held in between his lips as he huffs out some smoke.

you’d be kneeling on the floor in front of him, not allowed to touch yourself at all, all neglected while he slowly begins fucking his fist, hips bucking into his hand.

“look at you, poutin’ like that. needy little thing.” he tutted, his other hand grabbing hold of his cigar and taking one more drag, blowing the smoke down on your face, watching you cough as you uncomfortably squirm on the floor, thighs clenched together in a poor attempt to provide some sort of friction in between your legs.

he'd be looking so good, the sight of his bushy happy trail making you swoon while his meaty cock gets wetter with his precum, twitching in his grasp.

his breathing would start getting shallower as he pumps his cock steadily, his tip all swollen and angry while he chases after his orgasm. once his orgasm crashes over him in waves, he makes sure to aim his cock at you, thick ropes of cum spurting out of his cock and landing all over your face and chest.

maybe if you were good enough, he’d let you touch yourself alongside him.

[theeyesonthewalls]

Guys Jonah Magnus is so tragic

imagine being so scared of death that you become an avatar of an eldritch fear entity. You dedicate your WHOLE life to said fear entity. You sacrifice everyone around you, everyone you've ever loved, everyone you've ever had a close relationship with. You ruin the lives of countless people. You live for over 200 years in which you watch everyone you ever love die. You do all of this and more, you end the world. You do all that because you're so terrified of dying, of the cold embrace of nothing, forever. You did awful things but it will be alright, you haven't done it all for nothing, you're gonna live . And when it all ends, when the fear entity promised you eternal life, it discards you like a used toy. You are replaced by the Archive you made, by a man willing to doom the entities in order for the people he loves to live. You are replaced by a man unwilling to dedicate himself to fear. And he kills you, and your dear dear fear entity does nothing. It wanted you gone the Archive was a perfect replacement. And you die. After everything, you die. It was all for nothing.

[baronafanas002]

The baron approves

[maroontragedy]

you have no idea how happy (and I don't use this word lightly. or at all) this status change makes me:

he is alive!!!! not dead, not status unknown, not undead. just ALIVE!

[callmegaith]

"There's a cold breeze blowing over my soul I'm tired of this human duet No civilizing hides our animal impulses"

[nightcrawlersimpblog]

[never-looked-so-good]

📷 @/gabzstopper

[jazessimpcave]

every since I started watching Mr.Villian's Day Off, I've been simping this man so hard like it's not even funny. -loves pandas -has a meltdown when he can't find his favorite comfort things -treats his employees nicely -is friendly to kids -takes his days off very seriously -can cook, clean, i'm about to give him a ring -pointed ears, large nose, gnarly teeth in monster form with a tail -hair in face, soft appearance, very well dressed in human form love him down. ten toes. willing to let the earth burn for him.

[trasho-pando2011]

any eggman simps in the chat? not MOVIE eggman but like

these eggmans (eggmen?)

heck, maybe even aosth or satAM eggman. I ain't judgin. I just wanna know how many ppl hear me out

[allianettemie5]

[nebulacritter]

WHY IS HE SHAPED LIKE THAT

[moonspirit]

MAPPA. We've seen it. Now we need more of it.

COLLARBONES.

[novakinwan]

The urge to make him cry with pleasure... I'm sure Obi-Wan would look beautiful whining.

[critter-screams-into-the-void]

every time i go on a skip the bellhop reblogging spree i probably look like this to everyone else

[alecz-obssesionz]

◇ LURIEN GIJINKA SKETCHES ◇

[ That I made between classes, ohoho ]

◇ Ok HC explanation now; on my version of Lurien itself, bug or human, he's a moth. He came initially as a sort of counselor to Radiance until her empire's fall and tribe's betrayal, this treason to her got her attacking him almost to dead.

Lucky for him, he managed to escape alive however, her light burnt most of this left side of his whole body includding wings.

Only to become the watcher after looking for assylum on Hallownest and meeting the PK.

He wears covering most of the time and I just gave him under clothes to be around his spire of when he likes to on private

◇ On my gijinka, Lurien would be around his late 40s/50.