#i'm not complaining but

[selfindulgentraptor]

My new favourite thing is how Hazbin "someone is going to die" Hotel killed Sir "if he dies I'm going to quit the show" Pentious, but did it in a way that both satisfied everyone and made him more beloved than ever

[definetelynotmario]

three guys have told me my dick being so pale turned them on 💀

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Me, checking if someone has made some nice art about my Eldar wife (respectfully), Yrliet: * tumblr: cricket noises *

Me, checking Marazhai: * each days there are at least 5 more different art pieces and 3 fanfics *

[chimchimsauce]

I'm suddenly in sexy milkman tiktok???

[eternal-learner]

when you're a canadian casting director and you need someone to play the character who seems friendly and normal but turns out to be a colossal creep

[falloutcoys]

why is the monster baru cormorant 100x hornier than traitor

[octahedral-chaos]

Okay so

I may or may not be Jersey devil kin... because I realise that I do get "bat-like" phantom wings from time to time, phantom horns and have a weird relationship with the Jersey devil, as in a "wait that's me!" Kind of deal.

I-

[soup-mother]

this is a niche one but instead of "they would not fuckin say that" it's "they would not fucking use American sign language".

ASL is not the only sign language. two british characters in your fanfiction would not be using ASL. England in fact has its own kind of sign language, BSL, that forms a sign family with many other sign languages around the world.

ASL isn't even the original member of its sign family, it comes from french sign language. do you know sign languages aren't related to spoken languages? that's an important one! it's not a direct 1:1 with people speaking English around the world. people in other countries don't learn ASL just in case they run into an usamerican or Canadian (who do often use it)

i know the entire world is the USA or whatever and sign languages do sometimes borrow from ASL for signs they don't have, but please be aware that there are other sign languages and families in the world that are not in fact ASL.

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[skltart]

siri, play animal by aurora

[millionsknives]

YAYYY YIPPEE WAHOO・ﾟ:*☆ヽ(＾▽＾)人(⌒◡⌒ )ﾉ☆*:・ﾟ

[unsung-idiot]

local man has had it with oversized dorito

[cwispihae]

Had to take a swing at this insane Usopp fit GOOD LORD

[ave661]

biker!Ghost 3.5 1 , 2 , 3 , 3.5 , 4

[isjasz]

[Day 277]

Chamber of sea critters 🎣 (im not obsessed with lineless u are)(its so fun KJASDLAJJKA)

[hollowwish]

Why does having my nails painted give such gender euphoria. What