#i'm looking soooo respectfully sir

[spirk-trek]

S1E3: Charlie X ⋆.˚ ✧ · ⋆

[thatssonanii]

Wait ... Before You Hit Me

Parental Paragraphs

Eli's parents didn't care when they found out he was having sex as long as he didn't bring babies home. And Koda had almost died when his parents caught him. Milo knew they would care and he didn't want to think about what would happen if he got caught. So being the smart (and scary) child that he is, Milo decided to sit down with his parents.

"What did you do?" Jey asked right off the bat.

Milo had asked both of his parents to meet him in the living room after Simba got to sleep.

"I didn't do anything. I just wanted to talk, you guys said I could come to you guys so here we are."

"Let me rephrase your daddy's question. What are you planning on doing?"

Milo stood in front of them, hands clasped together. He was so nervous, his palms were sweating. There was no turning back now though and he didn't want to disappoint his girlfriend.

"I'm gonna have sex. Me and Aunastee."

Both parents busted out laughing. They knew their child was goofy but not this goofy. "Boy, please. You don't even want to talk about sex with your father but you think you're ready to have it. Get out my face."

"I know what this is," Jey chuckled, "Your cousins having sex and you feel left out. You don't really wanna have sex, Lo, you just think you do."

"I'm foreal. We're gonna have sex. We're ready." He argued respectfully as he could.

Apryl got up from the sofa still laughing. She kissed her son's head before leaving the room. Frustration ran through Milo's veins but he wouldn't speak on it. Jey scratched his head, staring at his son.

"Just because I gave you condoms doesn't mean you have to use them, Lo."

"I know but I'm ready, Dad. I am."

"How you know?" Jey asked then stood from the sofa.

"I just do. And so is she. We wanna do this and we're going to."

"You're not like your cousins, Lo. It's a lot that comes with having sex. They're not as emotional as you, you can't handle it."

There wasn't anymore room for conversation and Milo knew it. His parents had shut him down but he wasn't backing down from his decision. Him and Aunastee were going to have sex if it killed him.

"So they just walked out? No discussion?"

"Basically. But I expected that."

The young couple sat in Milo's black Honda Civic in the driveway of his house. They had gone on a date to the movies while his parents and Simba had gone to his aunt's house. He knew they would be gone for awhile, his mama's sister never knew when to stop talking.

Aunastee undid her seatbelt, smiling as she got out the car. Milo followed her slightly confused. When they got to the door, she took his keys from his pocket unlocking the door. Again, he followed her through the house and up to his room.

"What are you doing?" He asked as she looked around and took her jacket off.

"Getting comfortable, dork. What does it look like?" She laughed.

"Um, why? I thought you were goin home, Auni."

She approached him still laughing, kissing his face in between laughs. He kissed her back, his confusion slightly wavering.

"That was before I knew my sister was going to be there. And your people are gone so," she paused to kick her shoes off, "Now's a good time."

"Baby, I want to, I really do. But," he sighed as she kissed his neck still smiling.

"But nothing, Milo. You promised me something and now you're gonna deliver."

The absolution in her voice had turned him on. He liked when she tried to take control. Milo gently pushed his girlfriend onto his bed forgetting about the mess he made when he got dressed. He started to kiss her neck until she wiggled away from him.

"What's wrong?"

She pushed him up and sat up with him. "Not in here though. Issa mess, babe."

"Okay," he nodded. "I can clean up real quick." She shook her head at his suggestion. "Guest room?"

Aunastee nodded and he took her hand leading her out of the room. He stood in the middle of the open hallway trying to decide which room they could use while Aunastee started to open and close doors.

"Oooh I like this one."

Milo saw where his girlfriend stood and immediately shook his head. "No, no, no. Not that room, babe. Any room but that one."

With a smile on her face, Aunastee went into the room much to his dismay. He wanted to have sex but not at the expense of his life. Milo didn't budge, he couldn't.

"Baby, please, come out of there. We have four other rooms to pick from."

"I like this one now get in here." She demanded playfully.

He dropped his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. "If you like your life you'll come outta there, Aunastee. You know my mama is crazy and she will know."

"Boy," she laughed, "What're you scared you're gonna get whooped?"

"Honestly, yes," he mumbled to himself before entering his parents bedroom. He found his girlfriend, laid out on his parents' bed in only her bra and panties. "Baby, nooooo."

"Baby, yeeees." She giggled. Aunastee stood on her knees beckoning for Milo to come to her and of course he did. "Stop thinking about your parents and think about me. You got condoms, right?"

He pulled them from his wallet, showing her the gold wrappers his father had given him. Her smile made him smirk and shrug. "My dad knew I was blessed."

She rolled her eyes pulling her on the bed with him. "Get your goofy ass over here before I change my mind."

"Yes ma'am," he whispered pulling his shirt over his head.

"Gotta pee, gotta pee," Simba exclaimed racing pass his parents.

They laughed as they continued their slow walk up the stairs. The house was quiet, for now, Simba wasn't anywhere near sleepy. They hoped he wouldn't wake Milo's grumpy ass up.

"Wash your hands and get your pjs on, Simba."

"Yes, sir," he said coming out of the hall bathroom. Apryl bent down to pull his underwear up the right way and Jey continued on to the bedroom, his sister in law and her family had worn him out. "I go night night with you, Mommy?"

"Uhn uhn, baby. Mommy and Daddy are sleepy. But you can stay up if you want."

"Kay, Mommy. I get snack?" He asked hugging her neck. "Pwease. I want grapes."

"Only if you promise to stay in your bed tonight."

Before he could agree, Jey was standing over them. Simba let his mama go to hug his daddy's leg. Jey rubbed his head lovingly. "Go on in your room, Josiah. Ima get your grapes." Jey walked him to his room, closing the door behind him. "I'm about to kill your son."

"What? We just got home. What could either of them have possibly done?" She asked laughing.

"You laughin now. Go look in our room."

Apryl shook her head figuring Milo had fallen asleep in their bed. He liked to be in their room when his parents were out and Jey hated it. She opened the door, walking slowly through the sitting area in their room not wanting to wake him. Her smile turned into a frown. Jey stood beside her, staring at their disheveled bed their son and his girlfriend slept peacefully.

"Do you wanna do it? Or should I?" Jey asked scratching his beard.

Apryl approached the bed, rubbing Milo's forehead and cheek. "Wake up, Milo," she said sweetly. He mumbled a few incoherent things as he rolled over onto his back, Aunastee taking her place on his chest. Apryl narrowed her eyes as she smacked his bare crest. "Wake your light bright ass up, Adrian!" Both teens jumped out of their sleep, their eyes landing on Apryl. "I know your ass did not fuck this girl in my damn bed! In my new sheets."

"We uh we, we," Milo stuttered.

"Spit. It. Out." Apry spoke through her teeth.

"We uh we fell asleep."

"Oh really," Apryl laughed kicking off her heels, "You really gon sit your naked ass in my bed and lie to me? Is that what you wanna do right now?"

Aunastee held the sheets tightly to her chest, afraid of the position she had put Milo in. "Mrs. Fatu, I am soooo sorry."

Apryl glared in the younger girl's direction. "Girl, shut your ass up talking to me." Aunastee shut her mouth immediately, not wanting to make things worse for him. "I asked you a question, Adrian Lorenzo Fatu. Answer me and answer me now."

"We fell asleep, Mama."

Jey turned around as soon as he saw Apryl approach the bed and reach for the covers. She snatched the covers off exposing their naked bodies. Milo covered him self with a pillow and Aunastee jumped from the bed grabbing her clothes rushing into the bathroom. When she closed the door, Jey turned back around.

"Since when you sleep naked, Lo?" Jey asked calmly. "And in my damn bed at that."

"See I thought he'd learned after we caught his ass smoking but no. No!" Apryl fussed tossing her purse and phone to the side. "I see you've been hanging around that dumbass cousin of yours too much. The no good one too."

Milo grabbed his briefs from the floor, and pulled them up. "They didn't have anything to do with this. I can make decisions on my own. Ya know?"

"Boy, don't get your ass knocked out talkin to your mama like that."

"Get a piece of ass and you think you something, huh?" Apryl pushed poking his chest. "You think cause you have sex, you can disrespect me and my house?"

"No, I don't think any of that, Ma. I'm just sayin."

Jey sucked his teeth cutting his son off. "Say what you gotta say and hurry up."

Milo saw Aunastee come out of the bathroom and nodded at her. She was shaking. She wasn't afraid of her people finding out, she was afraid of Apryl, Jey and what they would do to Milo.

"Take her home and you bring your ass back here, Adrian."

"Yes ma'am. Come on, Auni," he whispered quickly sliding pass his parents.

Aunastee stopped by Apryl grabbing her hand tightly. "Please hear him out."

"Goodbye, Aunastee," Jey said in a low tone. She nodded, running out of the room.

While Milo was gone, Jey and Apryl put the bed clothes and discarded trash into bags and sat them on top of the bed. The two were waiting downstairs in the living room when he got back. He went straight into the living room wanting to get it over with. He saw Jey's belt sitting in the coffee table and panicked.

"Wait," he called out as soon as Jey stood up. "Before you hit me! To be fair, I tried to talk to y'all about this and y'all shut me out."

"You told us you wanted to have sex, Milo. Not that you wanted to have sex in our room."

"Maybe if y'all would've listened to me then it would've have happened, Dad."

Jey stepped closer to him, sticking his neck out. "Are you gettin smart with me? Is that what I just heard?"

"No, sir. Look do what you want to me but please don't be mad at her. She didn't owe y'all anything, I do. I disrespected you guys' bed and there's nothing I can do to take that back. But leave her out of it."

Apryl rolled her eyes. She didn't want to hear shit about his girlfriend, she didn't want him to have in the first place. His scary ass about to get his ass whooped and here he was, worried about Aunastee.

"Your mama and I will talk to her sister. Don't you worry about that. What you need to be worried about is how your allowance is gonna pay for me and your mama a new bed."

"Cause I'm sure as hell not sleeping in a bed you were hunching your lil girlfriend in."

Milo huffed. He was getting frustrated again. "I'm about to be 17. How long did y'all think it would be before this happened?"

"Since you wanna be so damn disrespectful after your daddy beat your ass you can go stay with your cousin, Adrian."

"Mama, no, I don't wanna leave."

Apryl got up from the sofa, she was pissed but she didn't want to see him get whooped. If she saw, she would stop it from happening. She stood in front of Jey, her hand on his chest. He looked down at her, nodding, he knew what that look meant.

"It's up to your father. You better hope he's in a better mood after this, Adrian." She said in passing.