#i'm literally dead

[hannibal1958]

WTF?!?! 😵

Ney is gonna kill you man! Lol

[askalampanything]

airy… ive been in hr basement for days… please.. i want some food… im starving….., /silly

..I don't even have a basement anymore.

[valyrra]

Akande Ogundimu X Eve Morel

With love from @localravenclaw 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤 and her like I can't even describe. Perfect AI art. I can STARE AT MY OC X DOOMFIST SHIP LIKE ALL THE TIME NOW. Also the song which I can't stop listening to. which was recommended for my OTP by @esolean 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

I can't with those girls. They are feeding my delulu. And I love it.

[pardonmydelays]

karen olivo is better satine than nicole kidman i said what i said

[just-another-siimp]

Crawling out of my hole?

Maybe

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[troublegoblin]

charles rowland every time edwin opens his mouth:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Heartfelt Reunion.

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[idontknowwhatimdoing-13]

Charles Rowland really figured out how to friendzone someone and tell them you’re in love with them at the same time.

[gideon-fucking-nav]

Yes. Please, for the love of Jod, give me more with that horrid bitch of a woman (affectionate)

thinking about the tower princes again. girl worst friends. they’re so miserable i’m obsessed

[iri-desky]

RachelDrawsThis' Dead Plate doodles/refs for the Priest/Demon AU, everyone. I humbly present this to Tumblr. I'm so normal about this guys (lie)

I didn't see these doodle pages posted on Tumblr as their own post, but thanks to @kogglyuffs, I could track them down! Enjoy, y'all-- for all the non-twitter users wondering what the buzz is about (I don't use Twitter but I did have to do some searching). Art drawn by one of the lovely creators of Dead Plate herself, @racheldrawsthis!

[souvenir116]

Get yourself a man that can do both <3

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[corpsephrog]

i like the idea that charles and edwin would just smoothly be able to transition into a more romantic relationship with each other because the lines between platonic and romantic have always been blurred for them, but i also really like thinking about them doing all the romanticized teenage dating stuff that they missed out on when they were alive, creating a safe space with each other the way they always have, and reclaiming what was taken from them as ostracized queer teenagers in far less tolerable times