#i'm just pissy

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

I hate all of you goodnight

[chirsu]

What's the point of this setting.

[sequentialprophet]

Tired of my guys losing for real

[smallishdoggo]

i'm trying to keep the bitching about fandom bullshit to a minimum and just focus in on stuff i like, but man do i not like at all how nobody has anything even remotely interesting to say about braius in the newest episode. it's just on the one hand people who're just like "everyone who makes laudna upset should die", and on the other is people who're upset at how the campaign is going and are just happy that braius is doing shit that makes characters they don't like mad. boring. dumb. Talk about my guy, damn you!!! with empathy and thought deeper than "evil is when my blorbo is made sad"!!!!

[just-prime]

I hate climate change so fucking much.

Do you know how insane it is that the midwest has consistently worse air quality that California in the summer nowadays? If you'd told me that ten years ago I'd have laughed, but now I check air quality before I go outside so I don't get saddled with a 4pm headache that refuses to let up.

And everyone here is just looks at the weird sunsets and calls them pretty. And my response is always that it's horrifying! I was in California during 2020! They are a lot less pretty when the sun is like that 24/7 and everything is tinted yellow or orange depending on the smoke levels.

[trixxedheart]

It is amazing how the "people that love and uplift transwomen" website will instantly fucking maul a transwoman if she even remotely insinuate that using radfem rhetoric harms trans people

[dukeofthomas]

"Jason just needs to see things from his family's perspective and understand how much they love him (despite them never actually communicating or showing him through their actions)" is out. "The batfamily putting a single bit of effort into understanding Jason and reconciling with him on his own terms" is in.

[little-mouse-adventures]

"We never do anything small, do we? Why can't we for once have a meeting in a Starbucks?" Butler complains about meeting Kong in Taipei 101, conveniently forgetting that the last time he and Artemis had a business meeting in a restaurant, he got shot in the heart and died.

[gazumirei]

the pressure fandom right now

[nerdykorgi]

Deadass kinda how I thought WAD was gonna go down

[bumblingbabooshka]

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[buggitino]

more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox

back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit

☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)

☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)

☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)

☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)

☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.

☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)

☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)

☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file

☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)

[kradogsrats]

Sarai: righteous, self-sacrificing mother-martyr

Tiadrin: righteous, self-sacrificing mother-martyr

Neha and Annika: righteous, self-sacrificing mother-martyrs

Zubeia: righteous, self-sacrificing mother-martyr

Lissa: that bitch who abandoned her children without having the decency to at least die about it

[sweetpea-sprite]

i'm not as pissed about it as i used to be but occasionally i do inch into the thought of "god i'm so mad the fandom decided swaine was oliver's father figure instead of drippy" and then i back away like my hand just touched a hot stove because i've been down that spiral so many goddamn times

[subsequentibis]

for a while now i've been contemplating a concept of tumblr canon, as in like the western canon, a body of works of art, literature, songs, media, and other creations that have influenced or are widely known in tumblr culture. things like leyendecker paintings that people redraw as fanart, lines of text that get used in web weaving, odd or obscure media referenced in textposts with the assumption that everyone reading it will know it and get the joke, that kind of thing. the kind of thing that gets a "yeah yeah the time knife we've all seen it" reaction here and nowhere else.

issues and limitations that immediately arise to me: do pieces of media that have large influential fanbases on here count, e.g. homestuck, supernatural, or dungeon meshi? do they have to have an established history with the site to make the cut? how do i make sure this doesn't become just another know your meme database, but more niche? do i assume some things make up the canon because of my specific tastes and followings, despite not being that widespread? how could i make a website or collection for others to view when i decide what goes in? what would be the point of this collection if i were to make it? do events count for the canon, or only pieces of media? what if influential images and media resulted from events and are inextricable from said events? is this all needlessly pretentious and certain to result in petty bickering about what should and should not be considered "tumblr canon", if indeed anyone takes notice at all?

[pa-pa-plasma]