#i'm just joking of course

[misc-obeyme]

WAIT

HOLD UP

WHAT IF WHITECIFER

IS MICHAEL

AAAAAA -🐆

LOLOLOL

Listen, listen, I know there are a lot of people who are very interested in Michael and who he is and what his design is gonna be like, but I've honestly not thought about it too deeply myself. I like reading other people's ideas because they're always very interesting, I just haven't formulated any ideas on it myself. (Nothing that's really stuck anyway.)

Buuuut I know that it's been said that Michael is supposedly the exact opposite of Lucifer appearance wise.

Does that mean Whitecifer is in fact a glimpse of a future Michael design??

Probably not, but I personally find that idea to be absolutely hilarious asdlkfdjkflkdfj

Do you think Michael glows in the dark, too??? Nobody knows because it's always sunny in the CR lol. The first time he shows up in the Devildom everybody is like what is that?!

[tenshiharmonia]

I was thinking about it lately, but I feel like the Knight would make a nice addition to the Super Smash Bros. roster. The way I envision it, their moveset would revolve around the soul meter. As in HK, they'd first have to strike their opponents with basic attacks in order to fill the gauge up, then use it to unleash their special moves. Really, I'd be tempted to say that the Knight's various spells would fit like a charm. Vengeful Spirit would be their side special ; Desolate Dive would be their down special ; and Howling Wraiths would be their up special. Meanwhile, their neutral special would be Focus, allowing them to heal some of the damage they received. One can even imagine that each attack would have two levels of power : a half-filled meter would only allow the player to use the basic version of a spell, while consuming the entire gauge would let them perform the upgraded, more powerful version (Shade Soul, Descending Dark, and Abyss Shriek ; Focus doesn't really have an upgrade - unless you count the Deep Focus charm -, but naturally, a complete gauge would make for a better recovery). Of course, their Final Smash would be "Void given Focus", although I'm not sure how it'd really work gameplay-wise. Moreover, I like to think that taunting would allow them to dream nail the opponent, unlocking funny dialogues, in the vein of Palutena's Guidance or the Codec Conversations… By the way, new fighter also means new stages. And really, I feel like there are plenty of locations in Hollow Knight that would make for great battlefields : the City of Tears, the dreamscape, Greenpath, Godhome, the White Palace, Kingdom's Edge… We're quite spoilt for choice ! Anyway, I think this is pretty much all I had to say on the matter. XD Really, I don't think it will ever happen, but it always makes for a fun exercise to imagine what a character would be like in Super Smash Bros. Once again, feel free to leave a comment if there is anything you'd like to say about the content of this post, or if you'd simply like to share your own ideas. I'd be more than happy to read you. With that being said, take care, everybody. You'd not want to kick the bucket before Silksong's release, would you ? :p

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[soaptaculart]

Zelda & Link 🫶

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

we're all in this together

[ID: An edited Lord of the Rings scene. In the first picture Gimli labelled "manga readers" says: "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with anime-onlys." In the second picture Legolas labelled "anime-onlys" replies: "What about side by side with a friend?" Gimli labelled "manga readers" says: "Aye... I could do that." End ID]

[witchinatree]

so glad they made phoebe spengler queer purely because if she did all that over a MAN? i'd be so disappointed. for melody though? that's just an integral part of being a baby gay

[edennill]

We laugh at Sauron for not realising a golden-haired Aman elf with the audacity to challenge a fallen Maia with song can only be Finrod at this point, and conclude that Finrod's spell must have worked in part -- but I've never heard anyone ask how on earth did he never come up with the idea that Celebrimbor might have given the three rings to his three remaining family members!

Who made the spell this time?

[homovulcanensis]

If you break something in the other labs, you die too... from your professor's own hand.

Other uni’s lab instructions:

🥺please don’t break the equipment😖 it’s expensive 🥺 and we don’t have money😢

Electrical lab instructions:

YOU are going to DIE. YOU will see other people DIE and YOU will do nothing about it because then you will DIE PAINFULLY if you breath too hard, YOU WILL DIE. If you touch anything, YOU WILL DIE

[syn0vial]

funniest part about the bounty hunter wars by K.W jeter is how palpatine thinks he's screwing boba fett over by hiring him to take down the bounty hunters' guild, completely ignorant to the fact that boba is a sicko who thinks making himself public enemy #1 of every bounty hunter in the galaxy sounds like the most fun he's had in ages.

it's literally like,

palpatine: that fool boba fett doesn't know that he is but a pawn in my nefarious plot to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy. he will be completely unprepared for the torrent of violence and retribution he is about to unleash upon himself. how wonderful it is to make a creature complicit in the workings of its own destruction! >:) boba, like 2 pages later: i can't wait to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy 😊 it's going to be sooo fun when my actions unleash a torrent of violence and retribution against me 😃 can't wait!

[bucksdaffy]

"WHEN they INEVITABLY break up" oh honey bucktommy is endgame, there is no breaking up, they're the IT couple actually, tim told me that himself

[dubiousdisco]

Johnny's ass keeps pushing Sento away from the support on his back because it's too big btw, do you think Sento knows. Is Sento aware that johnny's cheeks are constantly pushing it. And if so, do you think Sento cares at all, being a sword and all. Is that mundane for a sword. Does Sento compare whose backs or waists or butts or hands felt nicer. Does Kenshi know. Would it tell Kenshi that his hands are the most caring but Johnny's ass is the biggest.

[lightandfellowship]

Truly we need a comeback of the KH2-style prologue. I want to boot up KH4 and the first seven hours of gameplay are you playing as some guy named Akihito from Accounting who's just trying to get through his work week as giant monsters attack the city. (He is secretly a character important to the plot).

[m1ssunderstanding]

People have probably already seen this because apparently it's been on YouTube for a week but I hadn't so here you go if you want! Spoilers (I guess) in the tags so for people that don't want to watch this sneak peak and ruin their movie experience, don't read my tags :)

[shalom-iamcominghome]

SWAYING. Worshippers can often be seen swaying during the standing part of the service, or while reading aloud from the Torah. Judah ha-Levi, a great medieval poet and philosopher, explained this by saying that because of a shortage of books, scholars had to keep moving around to look over their colleagues' shoulders. Vigorous swaying during prayer may be seen especially in a Hasidic synagogue and is called in Yiddish, shuckling.

-Dictionary of the Jewish Religion, Dr. Ben Isaacson, 1979, p. 156

[dailyperkele]

DAY 20 - Containment

That's a weird looking abnormality right there- let's try some Repression Work!