#i'm goofy goober rock

[magentacat]

��SOY UN CACAHUATE!

[pink-crayon-princess]

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Ways to play if you can't have toys (that isn't just tv/journal/coloring!)

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I can have/buy/hide some things, I just can't have obvious little gear!

Window clings make great bath toys, and they come in lots of shapes and sizes for different holidays ☃️🎃

Fidget toys are also great bath toys, and squishy ones feel nice and slippery in the water! ♾️

Statues, figures, holiday decorations, and other thrifted objects can double as dolls - just be careful with them! 🎎

Fake fruit, such as grapes, can double as play food 🍇

Some useful items, such as plush doorstops or silly pens, can be cute for decoration AND for playtime! 🚪

Buy childrens' piano books and learn to play music on a free piano app, if you don't have access to a real piano. The songs are adorable, you will learn a skill, AND you will re-experience learning as a kiddo! 🎹

Print off or make age-appropriate worksheets for math, science, language, etc. and discard them afterwards 📝

Reward yourself with treats when you do something positive 🍬

Draw a picture using at least 10 stickers! 🩷

Lollipops make tasty replacements for pacis. The best sugar-free option is Zollipops! 🍭

I can't have/buy/hide anything at all

If you can't take baths, use brightly-colored soap or shaving cream to finger paint in the shower🧴

Use highlighters and pens that come in lots of different colors instead of crayons 🌈

Make a "snack plate" - a less-fancy charcuterie - it always makes me feel tiny! Cut your food into small bites and eat with your hands if you can 🍿

Learning is the best form of being little, in my fair opinion. Look up songs with hand motions and copy them, watch educational shows such as animal documentaries, or look around on kids' websites such as Nat Geo Kids! 🧪

Pick a scent, piece of clothing, accessory, etc. that you only use when you're tiny. Your brain will slip into the mood quickly 👕

Make paper dolls of yourself, your favorite characters, animals, and more. Make scenarios for yourself such as the carnival, cooking dinner, or being a vet! 🗞

Dance! 🎵

Use your imagination! Maybe a sparkly makeup brush is a movie star. Maybe a little candle is the shy kid. Maybe a sponge is the goofy goober. What personalities would you assign to inanimate objects around you? 💭

Crafting objects can be toys too. Ribbons, for example, can be laser beams, x marks the spot, horsie bows, jungle vines, balance beams, mazes, lassos, reins, and more. 🎀

Get outside! Go for a walk/run and collect fun things that you see along the way, like rocks or acorns. Maybe you can use them for playtime! 🌰

Use different-colored socks on your hands to make sock puppets 🧦

Go about your day ... but as a pirate! Or a princess! Or a tiger! How would a robot fold socks? 🤖

If you're not big on imaginative play, find things to sort, line up, or organize 📊

Talk to God. I'm serious! He wants to know and love you when you feel the most sensitive. You can babble at Him for hours and He will find you so sweet and endearing. There is nothing more healing than being His little one. Like He said, "Let the little children come to Me!" ✝️

[shadykazama]

Venture SFW alphabet

This is my first post on here. I absolutely adore this goober and there's not enough stuff for them so I'm making my own. Lemme know if anyone wants the NSFW version

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

-Sloane is very affectionate, even just as a friend, but that’s only amplified as a romantic partner. Their love language is touch; they want their hands on their partner as much as possible. As far as how they show it, it’s usually in the form of hugs or randomly placing their hands on you if you’re in public. A hand on the small of your back as they walk by you, a hand on your thigh if you’re sitting by one another, holding your hand as you walk together. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

-Any relationship with them would start from being good friends first. They’re very touchy even just as a friend, giving you a spine crushing hug if they can everytime they see you. Their life revolves around their work and I can’t see them staying in one place for very long with how much they have to travel, so it’s likely you’d have to meet them through work somehow to establish a lasting relationship. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

-An absolute cuddle UNIT. If it was an eventful day they would want to hold you, recounting the day as they mess with your hair and leave kisses on your neck and cheeks intermittently. However, if it was a tiring day, they’ll want to be held. It’s not easy to tire out Sloane, but it does happen on occasion, and in those instances they want to relax against your chest and feel safe listening to your heartbeat. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

-Settling down for them might be difficult, considering their job, but they probably do have an apartment in their hometown in Canada for when they’re doing research or on break. They have a few dishes they can cook by heart, Spanish dishes their grandmother taught them how to make. They’d cook them for you eagerly, and teach you how to make them as well. Cleaning however… well you might have to take the lead on that front. They’re not exactly dirty, just messy. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

-God, what a question. For them to break up with someone, it’d probably be something the other person has done to break their trust or affection. Cheating, talking about them behind their back, or insulting them/their work to their face. They wouldn’t be happy about it, but it’d likely be a bitter end. 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

-It wouldn’t be fast, but not slow either. I think they have a very open idea of commitment, not necessarily needing to be married to be happy if you weren’t up to the idea of it. Just being your partner would be enough. But if you did want to get married they’d be eager. Choosing the ring would be the hardest part of the plan (so many rocks to choose from), but they’d inevitably pick your favorite stone. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

-Emotionally they’re very gentle, a sweetheart through and through. If you ever needed comfort they’re there, fast as can be, with a soft touch and a goofy smile to try and brighten your day. Physically, they try really hard to be gentle, and usually they are. But they do forget their strength from time to time, usually lost in overexcitement or pleasure to notice until it’s too late. They can dish out some absolutely spine crushing hugs, or some accidental bruises, of which they will profusely apologize for. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

-A FIEND for hugs. They hug you all the time, finding comfort in it. Their hugs are comfortable and warm (when they’re calm). As friends they would hug you over the shoulders, often rocking you side to side in excitement. But as a romantic partner their hugs are often more intimate, they’ll hold you around the waist and kiss your head. Their guilty pleasure hug is hugging you from behind, catching you while you’re busy. If it doesn’t impair you, they’ll often stand there like that, watching you work over your shoulder while they talk. 

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

-They probably say it first, likely by accident. It happens a random time when you’re cuddling. They would be drifting off, with you on their chest. In their sleepy daze they would be peering down at you with admiration before mumbling out an “I love you”. If you caught it they would just smile, with a small blush on their cheeks, and tell you “Well, it’s true. I love you.” (They’d be sad if you didn’t say it back)  

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

-I don’t think they’re possessive persay, and they definitely trust you, the problem arises when other people flirt with you. If you seem uncomfortable, they have an excuse, inserting themselves in between you and the person rather assertively, staying close and purposefully annoying until the other person leaves. But if you’re not uncomfortable, maybe even innocently enjoying the attention? They’d be conflicted, but inevitably I do think they’d come over and wrap an arm around you. The absolute stink eye I believe they possess certainly isn’t intimidating, but it gets the point across, and trust they’ll be using it on whoever’s flirting with you. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

-Sloan is an enthusiastic kisser, they put a lot of passion and adoration into their kisses. I’d say they’re probably the one to initiate a lot of them, but they get a really big dorky grin if you do. Their favorite place to kiss you is probably on the cheek (or on your forehead if you’re shorter than them, I think they’re around 5'10-5'11 from doing some calculations with in-game models.) To be kissed, I’d say they like it anywhere, but get embarrassed if you kiss their jaw/neck. 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

-Sloan is amazing with children, having the energy and attitude to keep them entertained- not to mention a plethora of awe inspiring stories. They’re not at a point in life where they’re ready for kids, but that doesn’t mean they don’t want any. I think if you didn’t want kids, they’d definitely be disappointed, but it wouldn’t be a dealbreaker by any means. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

-They’re an early bird, nothing can convince me otherwise. Sloan is energetic and starts their day almost too enthusiastic (but why wouldn’t they when there’s so much to discover?) With you though? They’d be willing to stay in bed for a bit just to cuddle you some more. Do expect them to wake you up though, probably a lot earlier than you want if you’re not a morning person. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

-While they are a morning person, I didn’t say they went to bed early, did I? Just in general I think they don’t sleep a lot. Going to sleep at midnight some days, though when they’ve had a particularly rough day they’ll pass out pretty fast. Regardless, your nightly routine with them consists of you cleaning their face from dirt and being recounted the details of their day even if you were there. Besides that, your nights will vary. At times, you’ll bathe together and they’ll all but beg you to wash their hair for them, and sometimes they’ll stay up researching until you come drag them to bed. But you can guarantee you’ll find yourself in their arms before the morning comes, one way or another. 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

-Not secretive in the slightest. One of the only things I can see them keeping from you for a while is their assigned at birth sex. And that’s halfway from them just not thinking about it, and halfway out of fear that you’ll see them differently once they tell you. It’s an unfounded anxiety of course, and they wouldn’t keep it from you for any malicious or distrusting reasons. 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

-Making Sloan angry is pretty difficult if they like you. Even when Mauga threatens to steal artifacts off them they’re not truly expressing anger. More concern and pouting than anything. It would take some truly heinous deeds to piss them off. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

-There’s simply no way they don’t remember everything you ever tell them. Sure, they forget random things about random stuff, but you’re not random. You’re something they’re passionate about, and you can bet they’ll be hanging onto every word you say. That one time you told them about some obscure childhood memory? They could recite it in detail. You looked at something in a shop for too long? Guess what the next gift they get for you is.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

-It’s a hard choice. They remember when they first thought that they loved you, you weren’t even together yet, they hadn’t confessed. But remembering how they felt when they realized, clutching their chest as they stared at you with longing adoration. The other time I think would be when you find out their last secret (from Open^). It was nerve wracking, that’s for sure, but I think it’d be a really important moment for them. Hearing that final confirmation that you loved them and wouldn’t regard them any differently was a relief. It bridged any gap for them, and they truly felt like they could share anything with you after that. 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

-Possessive they are not, but protective? Oho yes. Keeping you safe has and will continue to be their main priority at any given time. They’d be upset honestly if you put yourself in danger for their sake, pepper your face with kisses and hug you to them securely when you’re safe again. Would absolutely tell you to never do that again. Hilariously though- or shall I say ironically, they put themselves in danger all the time for less dire reasons. If you ever pointed that out, they’d wave you off, say it’s not the same with uncharacteristic unwillingness to listen. They of course know they’re in the wrong, but in their eyes you’re more important. You’d have to really put it in perspective for them to try and be more careful, for no other reason than your poor heart at least. 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

-When it comes to their passions, they give nothing less than the most effort they can. Gifts come easily, considering how dutifully they listen to you. Not to mention how often you travel together, there’s always exciting spontaneous dates to check out foreign foods or museums. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

-Sloan has a bad habit of interrupting people when they’re talking. Of course, it’s not on purpose, but they’ll have a thought and just have to say it before they forget. Domestically, I think if you’re a really tidy person or keep things in very specific places, this would annoy you, but they have a habit of grabbing things while they walk around and then just sitting it down somewhere else when they’re done with it. Not to mention their aforementioned messiness. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

-They put in some effort, I can confidently say that. With their tattoos and their piercings, it’s obvious to some degree they care about their appearance, but to which degree I can only guess. Their hair is short, convenient. They would fall asleep with dirt on their face a lot if not for you. HOWEVER, my biggest counterpoint is that their nails stay painted. Considering how much they do with their hands for work, getting dirty and such, they have to be committed to the upkeep. It’s really a 50/50, they could clean up real nice if they felt like it, they’re just usually working so have no reason to.  

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

-Entirely. A day without you there in the morning to wake up to, or at night to cuddle with is already too much to bear. Without you there to ramble on about their day, or to share food with- to patch them up when they do something really reckless. It’d all just feel so empty without you there. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

-For non-Spanish speakers, they would definitely want to teach you whenever the two of you had free time. And they’d be super proud if you ever greeted them or called them a pet name in Spanish randomly. 

-For those of y’all who already speak Spanish, one of their favorite things to do for stay at home dates is making and comparing childhood dishes. 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

-Someone who has a hard time listening to others/remembering conversations. Sloan talks a lot, they know that, but being heard is a big part of attraction for  them. They want to matter to their partner as much as their partner means to them.

-Somewhat random but if you don’t like being outside I don’t think it’d make them dislike you but it would kinda put a damper on them. Like an ick almost. 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

-They don’t hold you super tight while you’re sleeping, but if you try to get up they wake up in a weird sleep daze and incoherently argue with you until you either give up and lay back down or offend them on accident (by simply trying to get up) and they’ll huff and roll over and fall back to sleep. If you bring this up, they’ll swear up and down not to remember, and even think you’re messing with them. 

[witchofthesouls]

Hello, I don't usually ask questions on social networks, but I wanted to know what you think of a story where our human friend suffers an accident aboard the lost light in the Brainstrom laboratory and now the bots are able to see his thoughts. Bonus points if it's weird stuff (most of our minds are very weird), (sorry if something is poorly translated, I'm writing this with the translator) ^^)

One, I absolutely adore this concept.

Two, did you know there are people that think in pictures rather than use an internal voice?

And to top it off, people go around referencing pop culture, iconic scenes, memes, and their favorite media as well as the weird, intrusive thoughts and extreme, nonsensical daydreams...

I like to think there would be a media war between the Cybertronians that never went to Earth and only know beloved cartoons and shows and memes from the weird reenactment from the resident human's mind but with the Lost Light crew getting morphed into it versus the Cybertronians that actually had direct experience and personally downloaded those shows and movies.

As the "I Ship It" song goes, canon ground versus crack ship space.

Does anyone else remember those Naruto animation videos where the Akatsuki are drawn drunk or doing hilarious dances? The human looked up the Decepticon Justice Division, cross referenced on what they do, and immediately thought of a full sequence of the D.J.D. doing the Gang Torture Dance from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

The human thinks of sequences, including but not limited to:

Ultra Magnus as Steve Harvey from Family Feud with Rodimus with the "Nekkid Grandma!" bit

Rodimus doing "Goofy Goober Rock" because Roddy would love to be suspended in the air and dressed in wizard swag with a killer rip on a peanut-themed guitar. Drift has the legs to fulfill Patrick's fishnet-and-heels dance.

Megatron and Ratchet in The Office because he would stare deep into the camera at whatever new trouble has plagued the ship

Getaway and Rodimus doing the "Tony and Ezekiel" bit

So many fire-related memes: Elmo and the "This is fine." Dog.

The overlap of Rodimus in Gurren Lagen and Bang Brave Bang Bravern

The continuously weirder and weirder thoughts on how Cybertronian strip club would look like based on Futurama, Cyberpunk, and Night runner's Magnum Bullets. "Snu-snu" bit included. It's both highly ridiculous, strangely erotic, and absolutely terrifying at the same time to the Lost Light crew.

Whenever a mech does something stupid, the human immediately reimagines the mech in Wheel of Fortune fails, or a shoving potatoes in the exhaust

Nightbeat in a noir setting or as Sherlock Holmes

Rung is "Mister Cellophane" from Chicago

Assigned character theme songs

The last bullet causes so much drama because mechs want to have really cool or badass themes, but no! The human assigns them sex or porn songs like "Life is a Highway" and "Shut Up and Drive" and "Two Trucks," or something silly like "Barbie Girl" or the opening theme to Mega XLR or the sad song on the world's smallest violin to the poor bastard that gets stuck with the engex bill at the end of the night.

[techniiciian]

"i'm your little brother." he states with a lopsided grin while puffing out his chest with pride. "it's my job to annoy you. at least a uh, little bit. ha ha ha." his raises a hand, forefinger and thumb barely a hair apart to emphasize just how little. his laugh making his shoulders shake. if anything, seth should be grateful matt wasn't more of a nuisance, but if his big brother kept locking himself away like this then he might be tempted to amp it up.

as the ( most definitely ) broody heir plays along with matt's little shenanigans his lips quirk up further, and that bright smile becomes an all too pleased grin that cause his glasses to skew on his cheeks. "it's dad's meat stew, buuuut —" he drawls out the word dramatically as he places the still warm container in his brother's expecting hands, "— i don't know if i should let you have it. ya know, since uh, you let your warranty expire. maybe this," a quick tap to the lid of his offering, "could convince you to renew?"

but wait! there's more. from his pocket matt procures two fresh ( only slightly squished ) rolls. another bounty matt blesses his brother with. one the blonde places in his mouth, half hanging out between his teeth, before offering the other with a mumble of, "my pockets are clean, i promise."

HIS EYES ROLLED INSTANTLY AS HIS BROTHER plopped down near him. Matt was a different breed entirely. Unlike his dark pessimistic view of life and wallowing in low confidence. Leave it to his younger brother to try to raise his spirits. "Do you have something to do other than annoy the kriff outta me?" He raised a brow refusing to cave in just yet at him. Solo knew his job as the Heir of the Empire was a large weight on his shoulders. He had forced himself to be perfect for his grandfather, even if Vader didn't expect him to be.

"It expired." He decided to play around. "We cut down solicitors. Did you not see the sign?" Finally, a smile cracked at him as he felt his brother bumped his shoulder with his own. "I don't brood." Another eye roll came from him. Seth refused to believe it though. It was rare to see him so lighthearted. Matt tended to bring that out of him. "You happened to say the magic words. Food. What do you have?"

[sky4cherry]

Hi, I was wondering if you knew the lore and stuff around the Socs from the outsiders musical and were willing to share? I'm afraid I live under a rock and don't know much besides ones name (Chet) but would love to learn more! Names, age(even if most of them are the same), personality and popular headcanons? - 🍀

alright here we go 🫡

starting with the main socs !!

robert "bob" sheldon (17?); there's a lot of info on bob in the book which i'd really recommend reading because i fear people love to forget he's not just ... evil; he's pretty aggressive and violent, but is mentioned to have a softer side !!

paul holden (20, but dan berry says he's 17 in the musical ... dan berry is wrong); a lot of info on paul depends on who you ask !! he's been fleshed out quite a bit by the fandom but i'd recommend checking out some @qprpbj writing if you wanna gather some thoughts on his personality !!

sherri "cherry" valance (16); her parents fight a lot and her dad is a drunk so she's very in tune with the fact that socs aren't really all that, and she's pretty well educated on the social divide !!

ensemble soc time hehehe 🫶 i have headcanons up about all of the ensemble socs if that would help !! mostly listing just the canon stuff about them so i don't get carried away with my hcs again 🫡

chet baker (17?); this is my son and i love him very much he is silly; my personal hc is that his dad is the chief of police !!

clark "brill" brillstein (17?); silly silly goofy goober; madly in love with bev

terrence "trip" dipp (17?); everything i know about him comes from my own brain i fear

marcia (17); cherry's best friend ! she's a pretty big gossip and knows everyone's business !!

beverly jitney-bush (17?); she deeply believes in the social divide, and partakes in the violence; madly madly in love with brill; a hater to her very core

[iolite-moodboards]

whats on the scooby gang's playlist

what i think the scooby gang listen to while driving 💗 they probably listen to sir mix-a-lot and revenge of the minecraft creeper but thats for another day. i'll probably do individual playlists later :)

guess who added what to the playlist lol

spotify link~👻💚

goth babe by surf curse

out of touch by hall and oats

oh klahoma by jack stauber

west end girls by pet shop boys

disco by surf curse

dancing queen by abba

money money money by abba

buttercup by jack stauber

always forever by the cults

you spin me round (like a record) by dead or alive

halloween by hunny

money by the drums

blue monday by new order

love shack by the b-52s

cheri cheri lady by modern talking

pain by pinkpantheress

let's dance by david bowie

space oddity by david bowie

baby hotline by jack stauber

freaks by surf curse

don't stop believing by journey

unwritten by natasha bettingfield

mamma mia by abba

hey ya! by outkast

lula, i'm not mad by hunny

dark red by steve lacy

space song by beach house

i want to break free by queen

take on me by a-ha

goofy goober rock

[lisimcpisi]

RB!Optimus prime being simultaneously a wise leader, silly goofy guy, and tired but supportive dad. Allow me to explain

Just immediately ripping the bandaid off in the first episode going like "yea so our homeplanet is dead and you guys are probably the last of your faction in existence so i'm gonna put you on an island in the US of A with too much advanced technology and we'll see what happens. Also humans. Get used to those."

Constantly trying to deflect Heatwave's requests to join his team on the mainland. I have the headcanon he pretends to have bad connection or says "oh sorry heatwave I'm kinda busy bye-"

So when Heatwave decides he wants to stay with his team on Griffin Rock Optimus is just like "Oh good I'm glad you decided that" cuz internally he's thinking "oh thank primus now I dont' have to deal with your calls"

Casually just transforming into a dinobot in Season 3

And its never acknowledged in Transformers Prime even tho both shows are supposedly in the same timeline

Also really neat detail of having the bots rescue Optimus when his primal mode takes over and he loses control

Apparently Optimus likes children literature.

Ok this is off track but you know those little library mailboxes in small neighborhoods where you can take out/donate books to read? Yea Optimus definitely takes books from those and just spends hours reading like idfk green eggs and ham

Anyways optimus is a silly goober and i love him

[sleepyjim]

i'm a goofy goober !!

[ID: digital art of spongebob squarepants majestically playing a guitar, with one knee held high and his head tilted back. his eyes are closed with a serene expression.

he's wearing his goofy goober rock outfit, though it's slightly different than the one he wears in the movie: a long purple cape and pointed hat, both patterned with peanuts and white stars; as well as fingerless purple gloves with star cutouts on the backs, knee-high purple stockings, and white boots with tall heels. spongebob also has on some bracelets, and he's wearing purple star makeup by his left eye. the guitar he is playing is shaped like a giant peanut and the head of the guitar is shaped like two pink letter G's. the background of the piece is a galaxy with little multi-colored dots as stars. spongebob is floating in the midst of it, faintly glowing with purple light. /end ID]

[parme-san]

violence never phased me i'm happy that i killed her i did her like a krabby patty way i fucking grilled her i'm a goofy goofy goofy goofy goober but i still fuck off-duty officer the way i keep that steel tucked bitch i'm employee of the month how could i not be i'ma pop-a-op-a-op-her with my crue like i'm motley spongey do it properly he rob him like a zombie keep my lil' uzi (ah) i just wanna rock him i keep that heavy metal metal heavy way that knot slip karen moaning loud ask me how the fuck my cock fit

[queerdiazs]

wip wednesday ✨

hii 🫶🏼 hoa eddie is giving me fits but i simply don't care, that bitch is going to suffer from the shenanigans he's caused one way or another, so please enjoy him being a goofy goober

He lays his chin on Buck’s shoulder, stuffs his face against Buck’s neck and breathes deep. He shuts his eyes and smiles. “Did you use my shampoo?”  “Your soap, too.”   Eddie laughs. “It smells nice on you,” he says, inhaling deeply one more time before opening his eyes and staring down at the catastrophe in the skillet. “Buck, I think you burned that piece of bacon.”  “S’fine,” Buck says, jerky and stunted, and stabs the overcooked piece of bacon a couple times before he gets enough leverage to pull it out of the grease. It’s charred and dark next to the other pieces on the paper towel. “I’ll still eat it.”  Humming, Eddie nuzzles his face across Buck’s shoulder. “Are we just having bacon?”  “There’s still some of that pudding cake leftover in the refrigerator.”  “Bacon and cake for breakfast?” Eddie pinches Buck’s side, eliciting a small giggle that has the stiffness in his shoulders dissipating. Whatever it is that’s weighing on Buck is still heavy, then, but not so big that Eddie can’t take it every once in a while. He doesn’t mind being Buck’s rock whenever he needs to. “Yum.”  “And coffee.” Buck flicks Eddie’s forehead, just hard enough it makes a funny little noise, and adds a few more pieces of bacon. “Breakfast of champions.”  Eddie wrinkles his nose and snuffles, kind of like a puppy, and tugs on a piece of Buck’s wet hair. “I’m glad you’re here, Buck,” he says, and it’s all ooey-gooey emotions in his tummy, too-sweet and sticky like honey, and, oh, that’s different. That’s very… different. “I’ve got a lot of laundry to do and you’re my favorite little helper.”  “But I’m injured,” Buck whines, pouting his fat bottom lip out.  “Are you?” Eddie smile, ear to ear. “I thought you said you were okay.”  Buck fakes a cough in Eddie’s face, tongue out and all, because he’s a brat. “See? Injured.” He shrugs. “Guess I can’t help with laundry at all.”  Eddie’s grin widens so far his cheeks chub up. “You’re so fuckin’ adorable, Buck,” he says before he can stop his heart from talking out of his mouth. And it’s fine, maybe, that he’s got shit for brains sometimes, because Buck’s face lights up in a glowing red blush that has Eddie’s heart beating a little fast in his chest. He wonders if Buck can hear the thudding; it’s loud enough and they’re so close Eddie can feel Buck’s heat. “Buck—” “Eddie—” Christopher’s alarm, fucking Crazy Train, rips through the kitchen and startles both Eddie and Buck apart. Eddie’s heart races and Buck’s face is as red as the tomatoes sitting in the windowsill and perhaps it’s a good thing they were interrupted because Eddie’s not exactly sure what he was going to say. 

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[retroillustrates]

I'm a goofy goober (rock!)

[beansmakinbooks]

MommyClan character application yeeeeee

This is Broadway Star!!! He's a goofy goober, a performer one would say

Pronouns are; any

Head is; empty

He's a loner living on the edge of both MommyClan and DaddyClan territories, there's some more info under the cut, but just quickly; @mommyclan quickly doing that

A lil close up of his face to start things off (because his face makes me happy)

Broadway Star came from somewhere not too long ago, he's been around a decent while, but most cats probably just never really saw him because he only started his advertisements for his shows recently

This is a rough sketch of his home! It's an abandoned box car outside the territories, not far though. He's got some rocks and moss set up as comfy seats for guests, and he even managed to find a curtain for it somehow!

Here he puts on shows every day

He's so good at acting, that one can easily be fooled into seeing him as another cat entirely! How he does this is a mystery, he just kinda... does it

and now a slight bit of lore

Transcription: Despite wanting to, won't join either clan

After all, a true star denies no one a show

No matter the cost

now please, look at his face and know that he's happy to see you, no need to sadness!! He won't be lonely forever, I'm sure

there's a bit more secret lore to be learned with him, but besides the fact he's a pretty good hunter, pretty horrible fighter, and surprisingly good healer, there's not much more information to share about the charismatic boyo for now!!

[jade-muffins]

Gerbo and Hoppo Hcs!

(Including a bit of the other cast)

@a-cloud-of-dust-and-gas

Here ya go! :D This was really fun to do!

Hcs under the cut:

Hoppo:

Hoppo is absolutely cracked at almost any game she plays. Girl would definitely have the best gaming set up (if they play video games in that universe I'm not entirely sure how the bug globe works lol)

Hoppo is skilled with multiple weapons and firearms

Don't let her drive 💀 Like she can drive, and very well, but don't let her

Curls up and sleeps like a dog/cat

Knows she's the tallest and will sometimes rub it in subtly (like she'll never state it outright, but she'll randomly stand over Bugbo and look down and *insert the little laugh she does here*)

She likes fast, thrashy, wacky, discordant music (see: Assault and Batteries by INK or Magical Doctor by Maretu)

Has a little place full of "neat things" that she collects which is just a bunch of random crap she's picked up, from a uniquely shaped leaf to bones from the battlefield

To her, pranking and scaring people is silly fun shenanigans

Loves scaring Thomas in particular, but in a slightly more malicious sense, as he was planning to kill one of her friends lol

Like despite her constant absences, she does care about them

Gerbo:

Even though he isn't the brightest, he definitely has the best heart out of all of them

Despite Bugbo's....passive aggressive behavior toward him, Gerbo still loves him (platonically) with his whole heart

Though he does get along really well with Gradient Joe in particular

I think they get ice cream together (can Joe eat...? With the no mouth...?)

A Goofy Goober™️

He also has a collection of little things, but it's less...concerning than Hoppo's, like shiny or special rocks, cool or different colored leaves, etc. and proudly shows them off to people who are willing to look and listen

It's not too hard for him to get shut down/discouraged, but he perks up just as easily

His favorite season is fall

Uhh yeah! Again, these were super fun to write and come up with! Thanks for requesting them, Neb!

[myascum]

in memory of my 10th grade marching band experience, here's a list of duts my bassline made up:

"mom's pussy wet"

"dut, dut, dut, pussy"

"dip, dip, scuba diving, honk, honk, subaru"

"dut, dut, what are you doing stepbro/stepbrother?"

"one, two, three, four, five, post office. one, two, three, for the mail has arrived"

"slob on my knob like corn on the cob"

"reese's puffs reese's puffs, eat em up, eat em up, eat em up, eat en up"

"four door minivan"

"the krabby patty secret formula is..."

"silky, silk silk, juicy, juice juice"

"may i have some coochie ma'am?"

"the campfire song song"

"he was number one"

"let me see that nine inch, dut"

"one two seven three, come to dutterfeller street"

"it's john cena"

"i'm a goofy goober- ROCK"

"i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it"

y'all should assume whether we were a good bassline or not