#i'm gonna smash

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[laufire]

The entirety of Jason's speech at the end of Under the Hood is outstanding, I'm not stating anything new here. But I have a deep appreciation for one bit in particular: "I forgive you for not saving me".

Because I forgive you is worlds apart from it wasn't your fault.

[carlyraejepsans]

i can't even make up a caption just fuckinglook at them.

[doodlingstar]

Even knights need a little rest

[carnage-queen-exe]

[equinox-86]

me moving on from my childhood crush to his dad:

[vangbelsing]

Emmrich Volkarin being an older man who is a calm, scholarly sweetheart who loves learning, has a robust vocabulary, an obsession with death as a comfort and not a scary way, is a natural nerdy scientist who is well meaning and wants to help guide and teach others, has a slightly macabre sense of humor and who is intimate and sensual??

Ooh this is gonna go great next to my other one of these

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, Yuan-ti Malison! These actually come in three flavors: Snake head, Snake arms, or Snake legs! That is having snakes instead of arms, for those curious. Outside that, basically just a person that can plant a suggestion in your head.

On the right, the first thing we ever polled, the birds that DMs fear, Aarakocra! Roughly 5 ft (1.5 m) tall with a 20 ft (6.1 m) wingspan and comes in all sorts of plumage! The males are also known to be notorious flirts!

[gamebunny-advance]

GAMER EVE CONFIRMED

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[kennyomegasweave]

So do we trust Korn's sugar baby? Or nah? Cause Korn came in and told him about his new position in the part of the company he didn't even know existed and I'm like ...was that a smart choice? Or no?

Cause the baby's reaction to hearing that was being like "that's cool cause you'll def be good at it, but can you fuck me raw now?" And I'm just like ...do we trust this baby? Or no? Cause Korn's family is obviously into some shady shit, so he's gonna get into some shady shit, so is his sugar baby gonna be shady? But the boy also just looked really bummed to not only not be getting that round two, which is understandable, but to just getting whole ass pushed off and left with a "sorry, you know how my dad is."

Obviously it's only been one episode so there's no answers, but I still have questions! lol

[siancore]

Look, one of these days I will be able to scroll through the Sam Wilson tag here without having to wade through all this shit about other fucking Marvel characters and their ships and blah blah fuckin' blah. But it ain't today. Guess I'll just go [redacted] myself.

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[haharuspex]

a little doodle about dudes going out for a drink and a drink they have but then andrey and daniil start making out and artemy goes :0 men kissing men is real :0 ok cool don't stop

[harbingersecho]

... do you know which one I am?

[willowshimmer]

.... Do I even have to say it?

Smash...

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Hot take of the century but when actors have a lot of chemistry it's because they wanna fuck. You can't "to be or not to be on this dick" get outta here with that balderdash