arguing with insurance companies makes me want to beat my head against a wall 😀
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this story was so cute 😃
so adorable 😃
so innocent 😃
really cute 😃
not screaming at all 😃
can we please focus on anything other than the good girl comment 😭🙏🏻
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Honestly, I feel like your the type of person to tolerate being duct taped to a wall.
You're right.
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Brother 1: * puts Hamilton on the TV because he's going through my Disney+ account*
Me: *performing*
Both brothers: *get sick of me singing*
Brother 2: *starts hitting me with my own flip flop*
Me: *performing despite the haters*
Both brothers: *get sick of me singing and dancing*
Brother 1: *turns off Hamilton*
Mom: “Wait we have to finish the song.”
Me: “Yeah we have to finish the song. It's the best song!” [Then, to mom] “Little do they know the whole thing is one big song”
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nothing worse then spending two weeks on an essay that's due in like an hour, and getting stuck on whether that one s is needed in this type of sentence or not. also grammar. and trying to read illegible handwriting
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they cancelled shadow and bone and no six of crows spinoff i hate netflix and i'll never be happy again
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💫Hey there, just a reminder that you’re stronger and more capable than you give yourself credit for. Life’s challenges may try to knock you down, but you’ve got the resilience to rise every time. Don’t forget to take pride in the person you are—the world is better because of you. Keep believing in yourself, because you’re doing amazing things, even when it doesn’t feel like it. Your journey matters, and you have so much to offer. Keep shining, because the world needs your light💫
anon wtf 😭🤍 idk who you are or what drove you to send me this, but I'm truly touched 🤍 I definitely needed to hear this -- this year has been tough for a lot of people, myself included, but I keep my mind on the positive and lighter things I'm given and it gives me some peace!! I hope you are having a great day, anon, and I thank you again 🥹
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me: don't blame your emotions on your period. it's not right. just own up to it
also me: *literally crying because I don't know what I want to read on ao3 and I've already read all the comfort fics* it's just cause my period is around the corner in crying. I'm fine.
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Gonna eat some dark chocolate that was in the freezer (best way to eat chocolate in my opinion) on my unintentional mostly black color scheme themed bed, a highlight to this night honestly 😎
Oooo wait- the half of the leftover Mac and cheese from yesterday with some garlic powder and chili powder was also a highlight
Oki 2 or so highlights to my night!! Gonna eat some dark chocolate now :3
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Me, pre dr appointment: okay. Gender neutral language. I have a single consistent partner and we do not engage in penetration that can result in pregnancy
The nurse: okay if you could just take this pregnancy test for us just to make sure—
Me: oh. I have a girlfriend
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