#i'm a visionary btw

[martitheevans]

Ship dynamic idea: A tries pissing off B by flirting with them to annoy them. B flirts back to not give A the reaction they want. This goes back and forth, they make out sloppy style. Roll credits.

[mirensiart]

I actually name every character miry in every jrpg that let's me change the protag's name lmao

Like doesn't matter if they're male or female, they're a miry now

really sad that botw didn’t let you name link something else, since every single zelda game I’ve played I’ve named link “miry”

like what if I want to make a links meet au where everything is the same but all of them are named miry, uh botw?

what then botw?!

[seneon]

heyy, i dunno if you still take requests but can you make oneshot with rayne x anorexic gn! reader, how he find this and react, also how he helps the reader??

i've been struggling with ed for 2 years and still trying to recover, i guess it's going good :')

btw that's ok if you don't wanna write, i love your works, tysm <33

take it easy ──── ft. rayne ames x anorexic gn! reader.

about. rayne finds out his s/o has anorexia and tries to help them. warning: sensitive topics about ed. | 0.6K words.

notes. hi anon! i hope you're doing well. i'm actually proud at the fact that your ed is going good, keep it up!! if you need any help or just someone to talk to, my dms are always open yayyaya. ily anon tysm for requesting! also, i'm not experienced with writing ed, but i'll try my best (:

honey-coloured eyes watched in observation as e/c ones shifted around in uneasiness. your eyes were looking around the food that was on the table, served fresh and awaiting to be eaten.

what could go wrong with the freshly served food that you yourself ordered?

that was what confused rayne ames, your boyfriend, who's currently on a date with you. he hasn't gotten the time to eat or spend time with you in a while, and this was his only chance for the week. so why was he feeling a sense of uneasiness that was just . . . there the moment he met up with you? why did asking you out for a lunch date felt like it's something difficult for you to say yes to?

rayne ames didn't know the answer to that, but if his lover who looks forward to spending time with rayne at any free moment has difficulties of agreeing, he's going to find out what's wrong.

"y/n, why are you not eating? is the food not to your liking?"

ah, food. a subject that even disgusts you from the very sound of it. something you've been avoiding in a while.

when rayne proposed a lunch date, it had you right in a pinch. it was something you didn't want him to find out in the most ridiculous ways possible. something about even consuming a single piece of solid food gave you a grave fear that it might cause harm on you internally.

the fear of gaining weight and being made fun of society that exceeded the average weigh scares you so much. it scared you to the point where you viewed food as something to not be consumed, but to be portrayed as a primordial fear.

it was difficult for you to even look at rayne when he asked two simple questions. you didn't have an answer for either questions, so your lips remained sealed and your eyes adverted it's gaze to the table where you shut your nose to not inhale anymore of the food's smell.

"have you been having trouble with eating..?" rayne asked silently, barely a whisper but audible to you. his face is a sad one, full of sympathy for the worst outcome to come out your mouth.

but he listened. to your every single word. the difficulties you've been having with the people around you focusing on your image, sheer and utter fear of gaining weight, the times where you throw up each time after trying to consume even the littlest amount of food.

even as you speak about your difficulties, rayne felt his heart broken. he hasn't been there with you all this time when you were going through such a difficult time. he felt like guilty for not being there for you. it was just the weight of guilt that now rests in his very own shoulders.

rayne stood up from his seat and embraced you in a hug, a token of compensation that he wasn't there for you whenever you needed him the most. thus he apologised over and over again, telling you words that means so much to you.

slowly by slowly, as days passed by, rayne skipped out on many of his duties, telling the other divine visionaries to help him for a period of time. in that period, he tries his best to encourage you with little portions of food, telling you to eat and trying his hardest to reassure you affirmative words that was only meant for you.

it took a while to do so, but rayne always told you 'take it easy' and it always manages to make you feel at ease.

with the help of rayne by your side, you felt like you could feel most comfortable and safe as you definitely will take everything easy now.

for if you are going to bear such a heavy burden, rayne will surely do it with you.

together.

[onthearrow]

hello! would u be willing to share any all-time eruri fav fics you may have? I am fairly new to the fandom and while I have read many fics I feel like I may be missing out on some gems. if I've read em I can read em again 😅 I am absolutely in love with ur fics btw! :)

Hi anon! Sure, I can recommend a few:

AUs:

Almost Heaven - @levislattes created the most wonderful escape with this Alaska AU, it's my favorite fic from the first half of this year.

Legacy by Haedraulics - I was so compelled by this one, set in an AU in which Erwin and Levi both fight for Marley, but Levi is still an Ackerman. Idk I was thinking about it for weeks.

Ace by Karumen - I'm partial to this one because I was the beta for it! Eruri high school baseball AU.

Bodywork by @rooksacrifice - This fic is FOOD. I swear Laz writes sexual tension so well.

Beastiarium by Mysh - Smutty dragon Erwin AU. Completely over-the-top melodramatic. Mysh is a visionary and I love it.

Nebula by aelandair - This is the famous "egg fic." Dead dove do not eat but also everybody likes it and if you say you don't I don't believe you.

Honey by @leverwings - Oh my god. Oh my GOD. Rarely am I treated to something so atmospheric and well-written. Modern New Orleans AU in which Levi is a vampire and Erwin is a very successful vampire hunter. OH and did I mention she has an ACTUAL PUBLISHED NOVEL coming out literally next week? (Buy Sparks Fly you guys!!)

Canon:

Chaleur by classyboquetcat - I remember really liking this one!

The Hand that Feeds by calacreda - Most people know Cal for Krakow and Small Mercies, but this one has stuck with me a long time. Frankly, anything on her profile is guaranteed stellar.

In Absentia by theindifferentdroid - This fic helped inspire Tiny Anthem!

In These Fallen Leaves by masksarehot - Masks is legendary for He Chose Titans. I haven't read In These Fallen Leaves, but apparently it's VERY similar to Tiny Anthem so I'll put it on this list!

The Flap of a Butterfly's Wings by DrButtons - I haven't read nearly enough of Buttons' fic, but she is so SO talented!

These are all very different so I hope that there's at least one you like! Welcome to the fandom 😘

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2024: #18

18. SAN MARINO Megara - "11:11" 33rd place

Decade Ranking: 66/153 [Above Aiko, below Hooverphonic]

Soy "Otra Gente".

Yes, ~Megara & Aiko~ back-to-back as a tribute to the blossoming new relationship. (how cute that these are the two LAST EVER entrants for both of those countries ♥). Star-crossed pansexuals forever tethered side-by-side in this ranked afterlife. THIS is how you do serendipitous running orders, Christer, fucking take notes. (Another fragment of my neurodivergent soul destoyed when he decided to put Megara 10th in the r/o and make 11:11 the 12th overall song to be performed that night).

But Aiko and Megara also represent the duality of modern day NQs. While Aiko delivered a good vocal, glammed-up to a 7.5/10 and still died (lol though luck fighting those bookmakers, girl), Kenzie delivered an ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN VOCAL, downgraded to a 7.5/10 and logically died because it's San Fucking Marino. 😍

Like, idk how to break it to you, but for once, San Marino actually earned the Ironic Standom label. Let's start with the fact that they're repped by my fave act from last year's Benifest with a song about how unfairly robbed "Arcadia" was. ♥

M E

P E L A

M E P E L A

Y si tú no me quieres otra gente me quierian

This year's line-up was so up my alley even the fanfiction was fucking me-coded.

And a fanfic it fucking was because in order to rep Scam Marino, Megara had to beat the following at Una Voce:

Jalisse, Italy's 97's reps (and erstwhile BubbleFaves) who TVSM found in a dusty retirement home somewhere in Italy, recruited as a Big Name, and who reportedly stormed out of the venue as soon as they were eliminated by the jury. (😍)

David Bowie's former flame Dana Gillespie, who sang an AI-written composition about climate change called "The last polar bear" (sample lyrics:" I'm just a polar bear trying to survive :old:" // "Is there someone out there who has mercy on a polar bear?" :old:) (and they HAD to admit this in the final because Una Voce's main sponsor was the company that wrote the AI script which composed the song lmfaooo ♥)

Nusa Derenda's son, who was part of a three-himbot boyband and was absolutely HORRIBLE (the other two did ALL of the lifting ♥), only for them to be completely omited from the first recap of the night (WILL THE BULLYING OF SLOVENIA EVER END?!)

Loredana Bertè, Mia Martini's estranged blue-haired sister who crossed over from San Remo for the sole purpose of terrorizing her ex-husband Björn Borg, and performed in her usual style: dressed as a schoolgirl (she's over 70 btw), hands in her pockets, fully disassociated, sounding like she was halfway through her fourth bottle of Disaronno.

How is ANY of this a waking reality?! Megara beating Loredana last-minute was the icing on the cake because while the notion of Pazza is funny enough (it rhymes "artifice" with "toothpaste" <3), Megara at least had... a concept? an Idea? A song?

And then we got to the contest itself. The preview comes in and has THE EXACT SAME IMPACT ON ME as Bambie's did in the first semi - STOP ALL THE PRESSES, I WANT TO SEE THIS IN FULL IDGAF ABOUT ANY OF THE OTHERS OR MY PERSONAL HEALTH AND RESPONSIBLIITIES!!!! you know, the usual hinged eurofan stuff.

When we finally got to the full live omg ♥ A fantastic act completely PULVERIZED into death by Kenzie's inability to perform ♥ From actually WALKING OFF THE SCREEN

to having her own small Emily Roberts moment in the second chorus

Shittastic. it worked because, thankfully, the song WAS fodder to begin with (no losses there) and the staging -conceptually at least- was visionary. This is probably the best San Marino have ever staged.

The delectable Dias De Muertos flamengo break ♥

the haphazard trigger happy hazbin hotel fuschia fiesta freakshow aesthetics ♥

the silly overlays that actually WORKED BETTER THAN LUX'S ♥

THE DEMON RABBIT INTO DEMON CORPSES DANCERS ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

This (metaphorical) shit was masterfully staged and Kenzy still served LOOKS AND ENERGY despite failing at everything else.

If you're going to be hopeless, then be hilariously bad at giving hope, is what I say.

11:11 was pure chaos on a black-and-pink demon barber pole, which for experimental art rock serving as a middle finger to Spain's lack of taste, is a pretty good medium of expression. The way Megara were guaranteed double digit points because the Mericones (this year's honorary name for Cigarillos/Spanish Fags btw..x) were casting votes in this semi (♥) allowed them to give zero fucks. ♥

Of course, if Megara (and specifically Kenzie) had been in any way competent, then 11:11 could have qualified with that act, and that would have been ICONIC. But they weren't and we missed out on another SF2 epic turnaround, which is probably why I'm not ranking them amongst the very good entries this year. (also, if I did I'd be compelled to rank 'em 11th and LOL @ bumping Aiko up to 12th place). I'm accepting of 11:11's shortcomings, but also acknowledge that it has them. The quality standards were surprisingly high this year, and I enjoy the remaining entries sufficiently that I don't need to cling to Megara as hard as I normally would. Fun filler it is, and that's the perfect endpoint for San Marino's journey.

THE RANKING

[napneeders]

anyway I think Ed and Stede and the crew and the Revenge should LITERALLY become a floating pirate theatre troupe, like to me that's just the obvious solution to fitting together all their various and individual and mutual needs, like the big issue rn between Ed and Stede is can they even share a life if one of them wants to be a pirate and one of them actively wants to Not be a pirate. but Ed doesn't want to be a fisherman forever*

*like btw. Ed in ep 7 feels kind of fuzzy-edged in this incredible way that I recognize with a squeeze of my heart, the vulnerability of first week at the psych ward energy, even his outfit, just. imo it's so touching and raw and fragile that the vibe I'm getting from his fishing thing is that it's NOT him deciding to Become a Fisherman for the rest of his life as another role he can slip on for armour. I'm so proud of him I feel ill

anyway. what was I saying. my otp is Everyone/Play and we know Ed fucking LOVES fuckeries and he seriously needs to sort out his relationship to performing & attention &c. but once he does I think it's pretty clear in s1 those are things he actually enjoys for themselves. and literally all of them love fuckeries and between them they've got so many performers and writers and artists and crafters and visionaries and THE FLOW IS REALLY improving because they know how to work together and they're learning from each other and about each other and obviously the Revenge has always BEEN a stage

[dudeyuri]

only friends episode 2 thoughts

is it a mockumentary now?? i'm rolling with it, it gave us some good lines (mostly ray's) and some more p'yo

boston, alleged drama-hating pot stirrer that you are, please get progressively scummier each episode until we break you open. like a fucked up skanky geode. in the dark room by himself smiling deviously at a picture of mew and ray (apparently his best friends?). does he realize he is going to hurt them? does he even care? why are they friends with him in the first place? as always i'm seated and neo is delivering

fave moment honorable mention is boston just shoving nick's face aside to kiss his neck as they hook up. blurrily captured below

also nick needs to chill with the big sad hopeful brown eyes we GET IT this is going to hurt for you, it's already hurting, please stop. and give him his curly hair back wtf

another fave moment: the puff of smoke leaving sand's mouth before their first kiss. VISIONARY POETIC SEXY KIND OF GROSS. i'm here for a fuck first then feelings slowburn. though you can tell sand, a personality man, is kinda already almost there. the threesome tease in this ep was sooo good btw and i'm always here for a bi4bi pairing. sandray is the most compelling relationship to me so far and unfortunately have soiled all the fun for me because now i want them to make it

ray is needy and endearing and troubled and lonely and at his core very sweet and very sad and very ill. this is evident. i don't know what the fuck is in boston's core

actually the mew/ray/boston trio get more and more interesting to me the more i watch. i'll hold my thoughts for now though i think next episode is going to start to put them to the test

april and cheum are very cute, if they don't get in on much of the drama i hope this is at least setting them up for a GL in the future... still holding out hope though the series is young

i like the constant reassurance that mew is not about to get played, that he's going to keep his wits about him. (also lol boston checks zero items off of mew's list.) top has yet to cross off that last item on the list btw (doesn't keep secrets, doesn't lie to him)

still want more friend group backstory. and i wanna know more about ray's feelings for mew and boston's fixation on top. eager for what nick and sand becoming roommates will bring re: ray and boston drama

another extremely fun episode and it seems like the scheming is picking up next episode. let's see let's see

[rpfisfine]

ahhhh oh my god.. okay. i will make a new separate tumblr account tonight (i can't right now yet) for these purposes. because in all honesty i'm a coward. i'm a grown woman and shouldn't be having these uhhh thoughts. (and i'm not judging anyone btw it's just that i'm quite paranoid. i have to protect my privacy for Unrelated reasons.)

but yeah you've already responded to several anons i've sent indicating that you understand What I Mean. which is so reassuring to know that someone has the same genre of brain parasites i do. You are a true visionary i can't stress this enough... also i could share some other findings that you may or may not have seen! i'll be in touch... (disappears into the shadows mysteriously)

[caniibal]

I'm such a visionary seriously if i could get off my ass and leave house and protest or whatever there'd already be a civil war btw. But alas, God gave me clinical depression

[theemperorsfeather]

Periodically I remember how, 10, 11 years ago, when I was reading everything that came my way on the topic of spirit work and being intensely god-bothered and all that, I ran across a few accounts talking about one of the things that indicated you were getting into spirit work in a big way was having some intense visionary experience of being ripped apart by wild animals, or fairies, or whatever manner of being was relevant to your brand of Weird.

"Yeesh. Glad that's not my thing!" I thought with reasonable confidence. And again and again I was like "Yeah still hasn't happened" though at some point 1t became obvious that it was my thing despite not having that sort of "typical" initiatory experience.

I'm still occasionally mad about the fact that I don't recall any of those writers being like "BTW it could also happen a bit here and a bit there over a span of years. Enjoy!"

Why this keeps surprising me is a good question; perhaps the next time They enact a moment of something swift and brutal out of fucking nowhere my reaction will only be "this shit again" and not "wait what?! Really??"

[shoalofficial]

rip to your burlesque career btw :/

i'm gonna come out of here with new forms of burlesque that today's "artistes" could never even fathom. i'm gonna be a god damn visionary. despite not having eyes.

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

i have to rewatch (might do a full rewatch actually) fd4 to really articulate why i loved it so much so it'll take some time to get back to you on that one but in the meantime...

first, yes, i absolutely loved Wendy :)))

second, i really want to hear more of your thoughts on Nick & Death! i got the impression from your response that there's a lot more that you found fascinating and i would love to hear it :)

cheering and screaming rn yes YES! Wendy is MY final girl of all time!

This is kind of a long-winded answer so please bare with me. One thing that plays on my mind about Nick's second vision, is that he...doesn't die. Janet dies after being impaled and nail-gunned and Lori gets eaten by an escalator but Nick...I mean he's in a bad position on the escalator, but not one that's unsurvivable. Kind of like Wendy (team wendy lives btw), except her second vision ended upon her death, and the sequence that would lead to the train crash had already started by the time she realized what was going on. She didn't really have a chance to save herself, or anyone else. At best, she could be aware that the second train was coming, and flatten herself to the tracks, or otherwise somehow move out of the way.

Nick's second vision is entirely different. It takes place at a whole second location after Gary's death. Nick had the vision at the hospital, and then drives to the mall to try and save Lori and Janet (and im glad he did. getting nailed to the wall...iconic...) and there's no reality where he isn't going to try and save Lori, the movie makes it explicitly clear that they are very much in love. BUT technically speaking, he didn't have to. He could have not gone to the mall, he could have i don't know...driven out of town and done literally anything else. I don't believe Nick was fated to die at the mall, I think this was him explicitly disrupting Death's plan to, for reasons I will expand upon in a second, separate him from Lori and Janet -- And that's why Death takes the unusual measure of interacting with him directly via nailing him to the wall, to literally watch Lori and Janet die. It's like death is saying, you know, this is your fault, see what happens when you meddle in my plans? kind of thing. Death really really hates Nick. More so than the other visionaries I think.

So, i wonder what IS death's plan for Nick, if it's not for him to die at the Mall? why does he want him separated from Lori and Janet? I do have kind of a far out theory, if you care to hear it. I think Nick is actually more 'powerful' than the previous visionaries, and that's why it seems like death can communicate to him in a more direct manor than he did with the others. I also think that perhaps Clear (if she did die, also team clear lives, btw) or Alex is sending Nick visions from beyond the grave which i KNOW sounds like I'm reading way too much into this silly teen slasher movie and I AM but you know me. I love to discourse and I love to analyse. The reason I think that it's Alex Specifically is the connection to the name Clear Rivers triggers a vision in Nick, and Clear herself doesn't have any physic powers -- as it would seem -- While Alex DOES.

If I had to guess upon what plan it is that Nick interrupted, I would take a cue from the title of the movie. The Final Destination. I think Death's plan was to separate Nick from Lori and Janet, and on his own now and presuming he doesn't just like. kill himself. without Lori, Nick's a college student, obviously he's got at least a passing interest in research, as did Lori as seen earlier in the movie when they had info about Flight 180 in their little packet of documents they made for Hunt and Janet. I mean, it seems kind of natural to me for him to try and find the other visionaries.

and some may say 'huh, that seems a little far fetched, Mitzi' but i don't think it is! Both films take place in McKinley Pennsylvania, so it's likely he has heard about Wendy's premonition/the Devil's Flight incident. I think it's perfectly reasonable that Wendy's intervention somehow affected the lives of Nick and friends, plus Gary, the Racist, Cowboy man and the Hot Milf. I actually think it's even hinted at in the movie that the characters have escaped death once before when Gary talks about how he nearly died in the car accident that killed his family. How Wendy could have affected that...I don't know for sure. It could even be possible, imo, for Gary to have been one of the drivers in the highway incident from the second film, but that's just my silly little hc on the matter. So, I don't think it's impossible for Nick to find at LEAST Wendy, but also Clear and Kimberly too. In the deleted scenes from FD3, it's shown that Death is still after Kimberly and Burke as they either die in a wood chipper incident (could have been SO iconic) or are seen getting onto the train with Wendy. They were only spared by the actors being unable to come back and film the train scenes.

Also - Final Destination 2 was about cleaning up loose ends from Final Destination 1, so why couldn't Final Destination 4 be about cleaning up loose ends from Final Destinations past?

To recap. I think that Bobby Campo (Nick) has some kind of powerful psychic ability leagues above the other visionaries in the series which is why Death (and who/whatever is sending the visions) can interact with him more closely, more like Alex than Wendy. Death doesn't want Nick to die at the mall, he just wants to kill Lori and Janet in the hopes that Nick will round up the other survivors and send the last of the lose ends to the final destination. Nick has an exceptionally powerful vision, and instead interferes with death's plan, putting himself in the line of danger when he wasn't meant to be. As punishment, Death takes extra measures to ensure Nick can't interfere with his plan only to fail at the final inning when Nick activates the fire sprinklers.

Back into analysis now sorry.

At the end of the movie, Nick says 'what if we didn't change anything?' before being hit by the truck (which tbh...Also team Nick Lives btw) because I don't think changed anything! HE was meant to die there getting hit by a truck, but so where the other loose ends in the form of Kimberly and Wendy. Nick has no visions about the truck, although he does notice 'signs. Perhaps, now that Clear is safe, Nick is no longer receiving Visions from Alex. Maybe it's like Matilda and the vision he had before was so powerful it basically took them from him. Maybe Death has found a way to stop them. Or, perhaps the previous vision was so powerful it wiped ALEX of his powers and he can no longer send Nick a message through visions and he can just scratch it into the table. I don't think that was Alex, though. I think it's too spiteful, and the final message comes from Death himself, furious that his conduit has intervened and accidentally protected the other survivors. Death isn't just coming for Nick O'Bannon anymore. IT'S HERE.

AND THAT is my analysis of Death and Bobby Campo in the fourth Final Destination film. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

[tut557]

Ever watched a nazi documentary in the History channel? It's fucking voyeuristic. They make a whole thing about a weapon, how genius it was, how visionary it was to create it, "the nazis were "evil" but they were geniuses" the documentary says(btw the weapon I'm referring too killed 6 people all.of them nazi scientists, it was just a bad idea)

also immense anti Arab racism where they assume that nazis, by Virtue of being white, can never be as evil and savage as the brown palestinians

yeah. its the colonial fear of “uncivilized” violence, thats why they compare them to native americans. but who knew everyone would be so quick to show their love for systemized bureaucratic industrial mass murder and start praising the nazis (and denying the degree of individual acts of depravity and sadism) its also been my opinion that the western attitude towards nazis is generally that of thinly veiled admiration, like go to any book store and theres a million books about hitler and german military prowess and so on.

[residentraccoon]

Um, if the Eurovision asks are still open, would you mind sharing your opinion on Visionary Dream and Sámid Ædnan?

Btw I'm Charlie, if you still remember 😄

Eurovision asks are still open and yes, you can send me any song any time if you want my opinion lol!

Visionary Dream - I don't think I have more to elaborate, this is definitely my favorite georgian entry by far. Just from their debut you can see Georgia's affinity for bringing different styles and sounds. I especially love all about the instrumental and the ethnic touches, the energy, her vocals, it's something new and refreshing even if it was released 15 years ago, yet it still sounds modern after so many years.

Sámiid Ædnan - The predecessor of my absolute fave Spirit in the sky, and it's no surprise that I like it. The joik is just perfect and I demand more joik in this contest. And this was placed waaay too low. Geez, I was surprised to see how Norway didn't do so well back in the day, in the recent years they almost always get great results.

[sewer-swan]

evil horny heavy weapons guy would say "it cocks four hundred thousand dongers... to fire this weapon... for twelve SEX"

[pervysenpaix]

Journalist!y/n has standards. MIDoriya doesn’t meet those standards. Though I kinda want to read her finding out Dynamight started dating Red Riot and she starts simping both of them and ends up getting both

I like the way you think nonnie. You deserve an emoji [🧨] you're my first btw 🤞🏾. let's discuss some real men shall we ?

pairing; k. bakugo + e. kirishima + you

Part 1

PS: this is super inconsistent because i got carried away with the plot in the beginning but then I remembered that this is supposed to be a quick thirst response so 🤡

TW! Prohero AU, non con/ dub con ( reader is intoxicated), semi-sleazy KRBK, obsessed reader, stalker KRBK but Y/N started it!, reader is recorded without consent, reader is drugged, anal fingering, anal seggs, double pen, borderline mysogynistic <- sounds worse than it actually is in my opinion but I'm FUCKING SICK.

After your initial encounter with Dynamight was rudely interrupted by MIDoriya, you scurried from the office with your remaining shreds of dignity. Did you regret it? Hell, no. Your wildest fantasies couldn't have prepared you for what it would actually feel like to be fucked by the explosion hero. But, you couldn't help the anxiety that settled in the pit of your stomach once the implications of your actions started crowd your mind.

This man caught you masturbating in his office, then fucked you after acknowledging that you'd been stalking him for the past few months. It was horrifying to say the least. Yes, you were still obsessed but you were also extremely embarrassed and could not shake the ever present feeling of awkwardness that came whenever you imagined the way his scarlet visionaries burned your skin.

So you figured that it'd probably be best to lay off the extracurriculars for a while.

The article was great and earned you tons of notoriety. People were surprised with how candid the hero was with you especially since he usually turned down interviews. The public assumed that you were some investigative genius when in reality you were some crazy stalker that he wanted to make an example of.

Alls fair in love and journalism, you suppose; but, it kind of sucked to get used and discarded like that. From your favorite hero no less !

Anywho!

A few months past and you'd done several high profile interviews since the incident. You tried to keep yourself occupied with work to avoid thinking of your muse but that proved difficult when he had been plastered across various media platforms due to an apparent change in his relationship status.

Have Red Riot and Dynamight finally made it official?

The alleged couple had been spotted out on several “romantic outings” but nothing had been confirmed by either parties PR teams. Various publications turned to you as if you’d have some insider info but alas you were just as in the dark as everyone else.

You’d sworn to yourself that you wouldn’t go back to your old antics but god did they make it tempting. Dynamight alone was always amazing but paired with Red Riot ? The thought of it had you foaming at the mouth. Eijiro Kirishima, the Sturdy Hero, who was named Japan’s most eligible bachelor three years in a row was now romantically attached to the object of your desires. What more could a girl ask for ?

Dignity, but I digress.

Everyone wanted the scoop on the couple and your publisher decided that you were the girl for the job. You tried to weasel your way out of it to no avail. Taking a shot in the dark you called over to Dynamight's agency with every intention of being rejected but to your surprise you were patched through and met with a particularly gruff voice.

The hero had agreed to do the interview on the condition that it be done in his own home over dinner. Stating that he wasn't up to having "the talk" with "that damn Deku" again then asking if you still remembered how to get there. Your cheeks burned at the insinuation, so you nodded dumbly while blurting an overly cheerful, "Yeah! See you soon!" before assaulting the "end call" button.

So now you stood on the familiar yet foreign front porch of the Bakugo estate ringing the doorbell. The door swung open revealing Dynamight in all his scowling glory wearing his signature black tank and cargo pants with a Alien Queen Pinky! ™️ apron wrapped around his slim waist.

"I know you like goin' through the backdoor but this seems more appropriate." He smirks, canines flashing and silver chain swaying as he leans down to guide you inside with a heavy hand splayed on your lower back. “You look good, it’s been a while”.

"Y-yeah, like a couple months if I'm not mistaken. It's good to see you as well". He huffs in response, handing you a pair of fluffy slippers before leading you further into the home. He brings you to a sleek industrialized kitchen and pulls out a barstool to which you offer a polite thanks, making him scoff. Katsuki turns towards the stove and begins interacting with the various pots in pans. It smells divine. You watch curiously from your place at the island. Wanting to cut through the smothering silence but not sure what to say.

"No point in actin' all meek, Princess. We're not exactly strangers". His back is to you, but you can imagine the scowl on his face.

He had a point. A few months ago he had your fluffy bits on display and now you could barely muster a sideways glance.

"Sorry" you breathe, "I guess I'm a bit nervous".

"Because of the stalking or the sex ?" He asks bluntly, leaning forward to rest his forearms on the counter. "Cause m'pretty used to both when it comes to fans. Just not in that order, I guess".

If you could sink into the floor you would but Dynamight's harsh stare told you that you wouldn't be let off the hook that easily. Luckily for you a door slammed followed by the soft padding of feet revealing a very handsome and very shirtless, red-haired hero.

"Oh, hey there! You must be , Y/N. Wow, you're even prettier in person!" You stare dumbly at the tall man. His long hair is damp and light sheen covers his tattooed skin. He wears red sweatpants that hang dangerously low on his waist and a slender gold chain similar to the one worn by the blonde hero.

"Oh! T-thanks, Red Riot. You're pretty too". As soon as the words leave your mouth you cringe but taller man laughs boisterously while casting a knowing grin. “Yeah yeah—you’re both gorgeous, now can we eat?”

Dinner was delicious—as expected. Katsuki (which he insisted you call him) mentioned that cooking was one of his hobbies with Eijiro adding that Katsuki’s cooking was one of his hobbies as well. The two played off each other well, effortlessly switching between best bros and star crossed lovers in an instant. It was enough to make you swoon.

They’d all but explicitly stated the nature of their relationship and when you asked them if the rumors where true Katsuki gripped the back of Eijiro’s neck and pulled him into a steamy kiss that left a string of saliva connecting them. He then looked directly at your camera and said “you tell me” with a shit eating grin.

Dinner was over and you felt yourself growing restless from the casual PDA being displayed between the two heroes. You had more than enough footage for your interview so you decided to call it a night. However, the two men had other plans.

Eiji insisted that you stay for a glass of wine. Then two. Then three. And before you knew it you were a giggly mess sandwiched between the contrastly sober heroes on their huge Cal king bed. Katsuki had convinced you to spend the night because it’d be irresponsible to let toy drive and Eijiro offered one of his large shirts so that you’d be comfy. And he was such a gentle that he didn’t let you lift a finger. Using his quirk, he slice down your clothing until you were bare trembling. He then slipped the shirt over your head, not bothering with underwear and slotted you against his chest with Katsuki sliding in behind.

"God, you're soft." Eijiro sighed, palming and spreading your ass cheeks with his huge hands. " You didn't tell me she was this soft, bro" he whined, pouting his lips at the blonde who was groping your breasts in a similar fashion.

"Tch, and risk you blowing the plan to shit ? it was hard enough to stop you from breaking in her house after I showed you the video" Katsuki scoffed, still focused on tweaking your puffy nipples.

Eijiro groaned at the memory. Katsuki had already planned on fucking you that day in his office, so he installed cameras to capture the moment. They never expected you to be so slutty and willing and right before he could fully exploit you that damned Deku barged in. The redhead remembers how quickly his cock went flaccid when he saw the frantic greenette mumbling apologies. If that was HIM that walked in on a scene like that he would've fucked you both two ways to Sunday.

After watching the video he just had to see more of you. So the two of them spent days strolling through your social media profiles and jacking off to your pictures. Eijiro couldn't help but wonder what it would be like if you were smiling directly at him instead of the camera. He couldn't help it, he just had to see you in person. Luckily for him, Bakugo knew where you lived. You see, the blonde watched you just as much as you watched him prior to your encounter--he was just better at it. He knew your daily route and all of your favorite spots. The two heroes would go out in hopes of "bumping into you" but it never happened organically. They then settled on stalking your residence and peering at you through the windows. On one particular you were bouncing on a red riot themed dildo while deepthroating a dynamight one and Katsuki had to literally blast his ass out of there so that he wouldn't break the window.

"Please", he rolled his eyes, "a slutty bitch like her would probably get off on it. Wouldn't you, babe?" For the first time in what felt like forever they were actually talking to you instead of over you, but as luck would have it you were too out of it to respond.

Your skin burned and a hazy cloud settled on your mind. It felt like you were drowning but not necessarily in the bad way. Your body was submerged in an ocean of pleasure and every time you thought that you may break the surface, the men changed course making you spin endlessly. Eiji's thick digits speared and spread your asshole while the heated pads of Katsu's fingers ran over your nipples. It felt like you were on fire and the only thing that could douse you was the two men staring down at you. Their voices were distorted but you could just make out Eiji's voice saying, "did we give her too much, seems pretty out of it ?" at least that's what it sounded like but its hard to be sure with the way his fingers were rubbing against your walls. "nah, kinky bitch is probably floatin' in subspace or some shit. she wants this, look at the mess her pussy's makin' on the sheets".

Did you want this ? No doubt about it and the way they just manhandled your body between them had you gushing an obscene amount of slick down your thighs.

"not a thought in that pretty little head. god- you're fuckin' perfect for us" Katsuki groaned, pulling your head back by your hair to spit in your mouth then turning you back to Eijiro who followed suit. Even under the influence, you swallowed immediately earning raspy praise from the men.

"fuck baby I wish you could see yourself " Kirishima whined, slotting your lips together and bullying his tongue in your mouth. Bakugo kissed up your neck and chuckled.

"That can be arranged".

You woke up bundled in unfamiliar satin sheets that smelled cinnamon and caramel. The room was dark save for the sliver of light pouring the floor to ceiling bedroom window. A glass of juice sat next to a bottle of painkillers on the bedside table with a note that read “drink me”. Now that you thought about it you did feel pretty sore. Being the good girl that you are— you take the pills and head out to find your hosts.

Bakugo and Kirishima were no where to be found but you did a beautifully plated breakfast with a note that read : Goodmorning, gorgeous! We went to run a few errands but we should be back soon. You should go hang in the den until we return.

The friendly tone of the note led you to believe that Kirishima wrote it but it was very friendly considering the two of you just met last night. Speaking of which , you couldn’t remember anything from the night prior.

You settled on the couch trying to rack but it was pointless. You shrugged it off, deciding to dig in and watch tv as the note suggested, but much to your surprise a video was already queued.

The video started with a close up of Bakugo running his tongue across his teeth. He set the camera down and you and kirishima came into view. You were bare—laying across the bed with your head hanging off the edge and your legs spread wide to accommodate the large man between them. Kirishima was nude as well , signature smile adorning his face as he bottomed out in your asshole. Katsuki joined the two of you, lightly tapping your jaw with his cock and pressing it against your tongue. You swallowed around him and clenched down on Eijiro making the men groan in unison. There was no sounds except wet squelching and moans.

You didn’t even realize that you’d started touching yourself until your eyes rolled back in ecstasy and you came with a shout.

A sudden this brought you out of your post orgasmic haze; you whipped your head around seeing the two males surrounded by what seems to be your luggage from home.

“Mind if we cut in ?”