#i'm a little drunk sorry

[impactrueno]

earlier today someone i was discussing beetlejuice with via dms brought up beetlejuice going to juilliard and at first i thought "oh yeah, that had to be him talking bullshit since he wasn't even alive by that point"

but then i was like. hold up.

he's been a ghost for 600 years. what's stopping us from guessing that he could've spent some time roaming the realm of the living just because someone didn't "put him back" or some other reason, like. maybe he did get to attend juilliard and people didn't even realize he was a ghost. just a really fucking creepy and stinky guy.

much to think about..........

[jonathanbyersphd]

Big Bambi Eyes + Bangs = Babygirl

[hu-te]

happy holidays y'all

[57sfinest]

no honestly did jean genuinely not realize that the car in the ocean was a suicide attempt?? did he really think harry was THAT drunk or was he willingly misinterpreting it so he could shift any sympathy away from harry? because i can absolutely see jean seeing it as a suicide attempt but deliberately choosing to frame it as an irresponsible accident resulting from harry's alcoholism, because that way no one will be like "oh shit harry tried to kill himself?" and they'd instead join jean in condemning harry for his addiction

[arminmiflaco]

I was thinking about CM Punk (Phil) as your boyfriend. Smut!(not much), mdni!!!, ⚠toxic behaviors⚠

He is so arrogant and stubborn that he thinks he is always right, even when he is not, and inevitably wants to control you. You will never be able to dominate him, even if you want to.

The typical alternative boy and bimbo girl couple, you so sweet and innocent. He, a very disciplined boy, but a troublemaker... too much for your good.

He thinks you are his property, his jealousy is something you don't want to provoke! And it's not for you, but for those innocent people who end up paying the price.

Punk hates Jeff Hardy. According to Phil, Jeff has been lusting after you for a long time. You're a very pretty girl and that only fuels his jealousy, he doesn't want anyone else to see you but him.

When he found out that you and Jeff were friends, he almost went crazy, he wanted to smash his face in and never see you out of the corner of his eye again. He was mad, he thought you already understood that you can't have anyone else but him! Why do you have to talk to other boys? He has to be the only one in your life! Don't you have enough with him?

You have to understand!! He is so in love with you that he can't stand the idea of you spending time with others :(

Phil sits you on his lap and squeezes your cheeks so hard that it almost hurts.

- Doll, I hear you're talking to Jeff.

- W-what?

- I thought we talked about this, I don't want you talking to other guys.

- But that's not fair, I want to have friends! It doesn't mean I want to be with them :(

- You don't, but they do. Men's minds are so sick. I know Jeff, he obviously just wants a chance to fuck you.

- That's not true, Jeff is a good friend, he never talked to me like that...

- Y/N, I heard him say it, he's just another asshole who thinks he has a chance with you.

Obviously this was a lie from Phil to get you away from Jeff, but you never thought about it because you always saw Phil as someone who would never lie to you, who only cared about your well being.

You feel your heart breaking, you really thought Jeff respected you like you respected him, now your perception has changed and you don't want to see him anymore.

Punk sees the sadness in your eyes and hugs and kisses you, telling you how much he loves you and that he will always be there for you because he is the only one who cares.

☆°☆~

Now your hips are in the air as Phil mercilessly spanks you once, twice, even ten times as he angrily and lustfully claims you as his own.

- No one will ever fuck you like I do. No one will ever be able to have you.

Then he turns you over and penetrates you quickly. You were already wet from the foreplay, but it was so rough and unpredictable that you couldn't help moaning from the slight pain, little tears coming out of your eyes, while Phil ruins you in a fast way, kissing you almost without letting you breathe, with one arm hugging you, bringing you closer together and the other touching your tits. He would only stop kissing you to say things in your ear, his most disgusting thoughts about his jealousy and what he would do to you scared the hell out of u :( but at the same time you couldn't help but get horny.

☆°☆~

I'm sorry, I know there are mistakes (English is not my first language)

[sea-owl]

A scenario I want to read or possibly write but I have no idea on where to make it fit.

I'm thinking of placing it after Colin tells the mama's that Penelope is possibly pregnant to move up the wedding. He's left by this point and it's just the two of them in the drawing room. Violet had some whiskey brought in to mix with their teas. She needed something stronger than regular tea. At this point between the two of them they were halfway through the bottle.

"I can't believe this happened," Violet sighed. Well she's three for three now on special licenses.

"I can," Portia confessed, sipping her tea mixture. "I left them alone plenty of times after the engagement, and despite your son's beliefs I wasn't blind to his late night visits."

Violet's jaw dropped. "You left them alone?! On purpose?!"

Portia nodded proud. Violet could only sigh and picked up her cup.

"I prefer to have one of my girls secure an heir sooner rather than later," Portia said. "Besides no one really cares for an eight month baby. I mean wasn't the viscount one?"

Violet choked on her tea, heat rushing to her cheeks. While there might be some truth to that how did Portia know? Anthony was already in Eton when they moved in across the square.

Portia carried on, Violet would be fine. "Though I suppose when one chooses their partner the martial act is more enjoyable."

Violet turned to face Portia. She had a feeling the woman sitting next to her was one of the many women whose fathers arranged their marriages. Of all the years she's know the other woman Violet doesn't think she's ever once seen Portia smile at the late Lord Featherington.

"Your father arranged your marriage?" Violet guessed.

Portia shook her head, and was it the whiskey or was there a slight change to Portia's voice? "No my father took my name literally and offered me up as a sacrifice to secure better trade deals the English wouldn't allow before. After that Lord Featherington dragged me off to his country estate where I was trained from hiding my rosary to changing my voice. Every once in a while Lord Featherington would come to take his pleasure or try for a son,"

Portia paused, her head tilting to the side slightly. "Now that I think about it I don't think he ever kissed me properly."

Violet frowned, that was such a shame. Portia looked like she had nice kissable lips. Why were they not appreciated? Also her hair looked soft, Violet knows soft hair is always nice to run through when kissing, she's had plenty of practice after all.

Wait, Violet knows how to kiss, and every lady should have at least one proper kiss in their lifetime.

"I could kiss you," Violet offered.

Portia studied Violet for a moment.

It was in the afternoon that Portia Featherington kissed Violet Bridgerton in her drawing room, and it was glorious.

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

[lords-of-mayhem]

"Oh, some women only say they like black metal because they want to fuck the musicians!"

Good. Somebody should want to fuck those men

[noahl-art]

honestly think it's soooo based to make all the ghouls trans. i see one of your pieces showing up on my dash and i'm immediately like ohoho show me that guy's top scars. show me that gal's bulge. LOVE to see it

VIAAA!! HI!! 🥰🫶

Hihihihihihi * kicking my feet and giggling * i just live to trans everyones gender, and I love it so much because... why the fuck not ❤️ hooray to women bulges, to trans guys top surgery scars and to transbodies in all shapes and forms ✨️❤️ HERE have a random sketch because fuck yeah 🏳️‍⚧️

[brw]

I will make every marvel scientist a transgender woman slowly but surely in the name of feminism.

[pumpkinrootbeer]

sorry for haymitch posting constantly but the funniest thing to me is in his games there was nothing outwardly suggesting everything was poison but his paranoid ass saw fresh water and went "it's a trap" and the hilarious part is he was right

[darkness-star-draws]

The guy

[amalgamationink]

NAPOWRIMO24 #19: wine-drunk wiki-walking on my wedding anniversary

[khihi]

i know people said no but i'm here to say i can actually understand the joker out/kpop thing?? jo have a less clean image but i'd argue they're STILL very aware of their image and they're arguably pretty "clean"/cute as far as bands go (kpop idols also drink and smoke like crazy sorry to say lol 💀) the fandom demographics and behaviours are also pretty similar (and i've seen a lot of kpop/former kpop fans in the fandom). it's not 100% the same but i kinda get it idk

i kind of get what you're saying, but like... i don't think making sure your image is just about "clean" enough to get brand deal/sponsorship money as a growing younger band is that unusual for non-kpop bands

idk how else to explain it so bear with me here, but the left is how i think of kpop bands trying to fix the cracks in their clean image and the right is joker out "fixing" the cracks in their "clean" image:

[ladymorghul]

"and king jaehaerys. i will read to him, as i did when i was little. he used to say i had a lovely voice."

the "he used to say i had a lovely voice" just makes me so emotional </3

[loppiopio]

the chances of the people seeing this aren't super likely so this is highly inefficient but i'm too afraid to approach people personally…. yet i've been burning with the need to express my gratitude for the tags i've received individually somehow and figured, i could do it the way i do best. in the tags 😅

(sorted by most recent) (i capped the limit hard here) (some ✂️✂️ had to be done 😔) (i still like this format a lot though) (might do this again in the future idk would people like that??) (i hope it's not mortifying for anyone……..)

it's sorta the way i like it, indirect and unimposing, even if it's kinda. wieldy. but it's just on my blog so anything goes right? although in saying that, i am open to being imposed on. like if someone wants to talk about aci or something, like other fic?? i'm a big fic fiend. or anything else lol not sure what else you'd wanna chat about since so much of the stuff i've put out is just. about fic. but hey, if you're a person i don't mind being approached :>

(lol the way i've made this like a *throws out a bunch of paper slips* find your's 🎉) (might be obnoxious hm) (sorry...) (find your's if you want though 🫡)