#i'm a klutz

[smudgeandfrank]

Ya know that feeling when you slam 3 of your toes against a hardshell suitcase so hard that your body just gives up on you and you fall into a wall arm first?

No?

Just me?

Okay. 💖

[kidgetrash]

🎼 The misadventures of Kidgetrash! 🎶 🎵

I tested negative! Yay! But my body never lets me celebrate for long!

My legs gave up at mum's while I was too far from my wheelchair (I'm still trying to maintain some independence even though I really should be relying on the chair, but it's hard to get into mum's) and then when I got home, I went to move into my chair from my bed and just went down like a sack of spuds! yeah. the legs aren't working right now! dislocated a couple of ribs at least and still waiting to move and see what other damage I did! Whatever, it means I have to have an easy day tomorrow, so that means more writing! Yay!

[gabugabs]

"ball's round, anything goes."

my mc from @collegetennisoriginstory !

[hyperbolicgrinch]

✨ weekend wip exposure club ✨

rules: post 7 sentences/a snippet of an unfinished work

@theotherwhybietoldmeso & @killerandhealerqueen

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Forgive me. I was fighting demons (imposter syndrome, crippling self doubt, fatigue, and a wild pack of mental illnesses). (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) But! I'm finally back after like three ass weeks. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠> So, here! A v unserious snippy from my we have to stay silly modern kidlaw au (yeah, shocker, it's them bastards again) that I've been doing sometimes on the side just for shits n giggles. 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

The call connected and Killer's accent crackled out of the speaker. “Law? What's up?”

“Nothing urgent. I just need to know if Eustass h—”

“Yeah, his phone’s dead again. He's in the shed. You want him?”

“What?”

“Hang on. I'll get him.”

Law pinched the bridge of his nose. Squeezed his eyes shut till he saw pinpricks. “No, I just need to know if—”

"Oi, Kid! Your boyfriend wants to speak ta ya!"

Law snapped his eyes back open and nearly crushed his phone as his hand clenched in a useless attempt to smother the speaker.

Ahead of him in the aisle, hands in his pockets, Cora stopped. His leg held out in front of him as he froze mid-stride.

Dammit.

After a beat, as if he'd been waiting for what he'd heard to start making a little more sense, Cora slowly turned on his heel. His other leg still stuck out in front of him and the hem of his heart-covered button-up twirling with him.

He stared wide-eyed at Law. The embodiment of flabbergasted. His raised boot absently clicking down on the supermarkets’ bland tiling like an accompanying exclamation point.

Dammit!

"He's not my damn boyfriend!" Eustass yelled, taking the words out of Law's mouth.

The heavy rock blasting from the shed’s stereo lowered enough in volume to not blow out Law's phone speaker and Eustass' voice dropped several octaves as he brought Killer's phone up to his ear.

“Miss me, did ya, sweetheart?”

His eyes bulging, Cora took several steps back in bewilderment and tripped over one of the restocking boxes stacked in the aisle.

"Shut up, Eustass!" Law snapped. His face igniting alongside his fury. "You're on speaker!"

There was a pause so pregnant it had reached its third trimester. Then Eustass chuckled. It had a grotesque amount of facetious glee in it.

"Am I now?"

So. That had been a mistake. But Law could only double down now.

"Behave," he said through clenched teeth. "Or I'll—"

"You'll what? Don't go making promises you can't keep, princess."

Cora toppled back over the box trying to get up and landed on his back with his legs sticking straight up.

"I'm going to—!" Catching Cora's eye from down on the floor, Law sighed. "Doesn't matter. I'll deal with you later. Cora-san wants to know if you have any dietary restrictions.”

He scrunched down into his jacket. Tense. Gritting his teeth. Law still wasn't sure how Cora had talked him into letting him come over and cook dinner. But if it had been a bad idea before, it was a horrendous one now.

Eustass Kid was an arsehole. Always had been. Always would be. Always was. There wasn't a chance in hell he could be trusted not to—

"Hold up. Cora's there?"

"Yesss," Law hissed, ready to brain him.

“Put him on then.”

“Don't tell me what to do!”

Cora looked from Law to the phone and then accepted it when Law clicked his tongue on his teeth in irration and offered it down to him.

Tagging @schwazombie (no pressure. You keep working on those kidlawgust prompts if you're still on a roll 😊) and anyone else that wants to give it a whirl ✨✨

[triple-pupil]

‼️VENT ART, SELF-HARM, SWEARING, BIT OF BLOOD, It's Cab, Cab TWs‼️

Don't neglect taking your meds for several days, gang, or You'll be like me, grabbing My OC and drawing him going through it pff.

"Jesus-fuckin'-christ......"

"why the fuck are people like this....?"

[malinastharlock]

@bloodyrose179 I love you 😅👉👈

[jadeazora]

I was stuck doing everything on my phone for a month, which wasn't too much of a hassle, but I prefer using my laptop to cover new episodes. Glad it's back and able to connect again. 💕

Alright! Back on my old, reliable beast of a laptop. (It was having some sort of connectivity issues and wouldn't connect to the new network we had it on when we switched providers, but we ended up getting some other kind of router that it could pair with.)

I was kinda wondering if it just gave up the ghost since it's had connectivity issues and would often lose the signal, even on our old network. (I've had this laptop since late-2015, so certain issues are bound to pop up sometimes. I'm surprised it's still kicking, in all honesty.)

[mishkakagehishka]

Uni sent me my money back💅 we won

[sedlex]

WTF?!?

THAT was the season finale? How did people watching it in real time even cope with THAT???

Indeed. Same movement but with a 90° wrist rotation would've turned the whole thing into an heroic saving and not splattered blood and limbs all over the place.

Somebody's getting a divorce before the marriage...

[raayllum]

anyway because the inspiration and oneshot list grows every day here’s the updated list, in no particular order (all rayllum focused unless stated otherwise)

non rayllum

less: Claudia learns from Viren that Rayla was the one who killed him. She looks back on her decision to hand over the coins in a new light. Terry POV, Terry/Claudia, angst

pre-s4 (set during timeskip)

a frightening thought: Soren thinks he may be falling in love with Corvus. This is a problem for more reasons than one. Soren&Callum with equal Sorvus and Rayllum focus

Breathtaking: Ezran visits the Storm Spire three times. Callum does not.

i think i am finally clean: Rayla decides to go back to Katolis.

during s4

blink and you miss it (ch2-4; angst, hurt/comfort, some fluff)

i’d kill just to watch as you’re sleeping (ch2): Rayla tends to Callum post-possession until he wakes up, and a little bit afterwards. Also features Rayla&Zubeia talks (in between 4x04 and 4x05)

still left with his hands (ch3): Dolling out bedrolls in the Drakewood is easier said than awkwardly done. Missing scene from 4x05

i fell onto love like a sword (ch4): Thoughts once Callum comes back to rest after their “you need to kill me” conversation in 4x07. 

post-s4

The Snitch: Ezran acts as Stella’s translator and Callum learns a little more about just how much Rayla loves him. Fluff

and if you find me, will you know me?: Callum finds out why Soren and Rayla were separated in the Drakewood, and Rayla has some reckoning to do. Angst hurt/comfort 

out damned spot: Callum finally learns why Rayla came back and wishes he hadn’t. Angst, hurt/comfort

(you’re) a crisis of my faith: As Stella’s connection to the Star arcanum grows, Rayla is haunted by dreams of the lives she could’ve had in contrast to the one she does. Possible three-shot depending on length

speculative s5

(this fall) might just kill me: At Rayla’s prompting, Callum goes to the Sunfire elves to attempt to purify himself from dark magic. It doesn’t go as planned. [Fluffier than it sounds I promise] 

i could dive so deep i never come out: Season five, featuring talks and Callum and Rayla on a boat. Fluff, hurt/comfort co-written with thosefiveadoraburrs

if it’s not you, it’s not anyone: Their Tidebound elf guide is a little too friendly towards Rayla. Callum doesn’t know how to feel about it, never mind what to do about it. co-written with thosefiveadoraburrs

[cantankerouscatfish]

people bring their phone into the bathroom? ???

[t00thpasteface]

the worst part of falling down the stairs is NOT the shock of the experience itself. and it's NOT the fact that when i so gracefully landed i took all 130 pounds of my own body weight directly to my L2 vertebra. it's the fact that i have to explain myself afterwards and say no, actually, i can't make it to your house today. you see i fell down the fucking stairs, like an idiot, and it hurted. mortifying. i can still walk but i cannot possibly show my face after this.

[steakout-05]

jon horse jon horse <3

[aparticularbandit]

I HAVE ONLY HAD KELPIE FOR ONE CHAPTER BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER--

[sodasa-was-taken]

I think I accidentally reported @smokestarrules. I'm so sorry.

[the-foolish-ghoulish]

i won't be able to make any drawings (at least, at the moment) the computer hates me rn :[

have a good day y'all!