#i'm JOKING
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"I can't believe she friendzoned her by calling her "sister" ", I say about a married woman who said this to the partner of her dead twin brother.
And I meant it.
#keep your options open girl#your husband's gonna be dead in thirty years and keyleth's still gonna look like she's in her early twenties#here's how vexleth can still win: we wait#i'm joking#👀 or am i#c3e113#cr spoilers#s watches cr#cr shitpost#critical role
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#halstarion#dave jones#neil newbon#bg3#fanart#I didn't think Dave would notice but ♥️🥹♥️#halsin#astarion#Dave is so sweet#ahhhh#so what Dave is saying he and Neil kiss 😂#I'm joking#but it's so sweet!#I'm glad Dave embraced his inner bear#catstarion
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a crush? you mean the thing that continuously ruins my life?
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Pink Parrots aka THE OLD MAN CLUB
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#tangotek#impulse#impulsesv#etho#ethoslab#pink parrots#mcc#skizz#skizzleman#I'm joking#but also not.#Tango impulse and skizz are 40+#etho is 37#40+ is not old#its all jokes
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This is such a powerful fucking panel for a webcomic about superhero clowns
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This is bi Steve propaganda
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Me the second I enter heaven/hell in Vivziepop's universe.
#probalastorsreactionwhenhewokeupinhellfr#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#vivzieverse#hazbin angel dust#helluva boss#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel x reader#charlie morningstar#alastor#angel dust#vaggie#hazbin hotel husk#niffty#sir pentious#cherri bomb#adam hazbin hotel#/j#i'm joking#please don't take this seriously#but also kinda do#so like /hj#/hj but also not
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Hashtag mpreg
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Ghost, Soap and Gaz all fight with each other about who's "the favorite" when it comes to Price.
Ghost think's it's him because Price and him have a deep bond. They've worked with each other for longer than the other two and since they're closer in age he's obviously the favorite especially because Price trusts him
Soap thinks it's him because Price compliments him all the time and was there to mentor him. He was hand picked by Price and the captain knows his skills are top notch even at his young age
Gaz thinks it's him because he works with the captain all the time. Price and him are close, and Price trusts him just as much as anyone else and has taught him valuable skills in order for him to grow and climb the ranks
All of them fight over it while Price pretends to not know about it because none of them are his favorite.
It's Farah
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finally got footage of a beaver!
#i'm joking#leon loves trying to step and/or pee on whatever i'm trying to photograph#that's why i cruelly tie him up just barely out of reach when i take product photos#cruelly on a 5 meter leash and with a chew
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The only way this live-action adaptation of mha will be acceptable to me is if Izuku runs around calling Kacchan 'Pookie Bear' since that's pretty much the American equivalent of 'Kacchan'
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Respectfully imagining Paul Mccartney in a 1950s vintage, lacy, pink nightgown as mentioned here and here.
It happened.
“It wasn’t only the sound that surprised. Paul wore an old pink nightie given to Fred Marsden by his mum to protect his drums; Fred himself wore a railwayman’s tunic; Gerry had George’s leather jacket; George was in a hood; and John blew Les Maguire’s saxophone. He also joined Paul on top of the piano: they lay on their stomachs and leaned over to strike the notes upside down.“
Fanfiction writing itself.
#Paul in a pink dress moodboard#did Mike Mccartney not take any pictures?#Mclennon#can someone photoshop him#I'm joking#no.. really.. please#Paul Mccartney#I'm gonna have a good night sleep thinking about this#The Beatles#gttr-beatles#1961#John did in fact see him T_T
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I love how much Sonic/Shadow merch is coming out recently:
That is super Sonic in that ball right?
Looks like they finally realized that sonadow sells.
#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonic merchandise#maybe we'll be getting a sonadow valentines bouquet next year#i'm joking#or am i
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His name is MR. SCRATCH for a REASON
#literally my little meow meow#scratch on his hands and knees drinking from a bowl of milk when????????#I'm joking#I'm not joking#alan wake#awan#alan wake's american nightmare#alan wake 2#mr scratch#scratch#remedyverse#remedy entertainment#remedy#remedy games#my art#ilkka villi
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well he should stop giving me reasons to 🤷🏽♀️
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I spent so long in the yaoi mines it's actually praxis to make everyone look at gideon nav doing different poses
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