#i'm /srs

[popplepodge]

i do not care if he is a villain the ice king will be my father

[schrodingers-tits]

Does anyone have any tips for a teen (14) whose parents will only get him discord, with the promise of only adding people they know irl, to let him get insta??? I really want to promote my art on there, one day do commissions, and be able to film silly cosplay videos. But like, they’re the kind of people that are super nice but don’t understand that gen-z actually understands the internet and know how to use it safely. They basically think that I’m going to find 500 thirst traps and get hit on (which could happen, but HAS never happened, and I know how to handle it). And also he gets constantly told how mature he is but his parents just forget that when it comes to the internet. Please help. /srs

[evaiskindaweird]

Best rap song ever /srs

[celestiastarshine]

Happy (slightly belated) Asexual Acceptance Day (International Asexual Day) to my Aspec peeps! Just remember that all of you are valid, and that no one should tell you otherwise.

[matthewliberatore]

so apparently my grandparents were in a cult

[unicornlovers10]

Reblooping this for the people in the back.

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

[milangakokoros]

What the sigma is a "boop"

[ask-thepurplecrown]

Oh ya Shamura, I know you would never expect this, but fighting Kallamar is absolute HELL.

"in his normal form? I could catch him in my web. in his eldritch form? I believe you, he has a lot of weapons"

Fun fact! I beat Kallamar punished in a single minute, and if anybody needs proof i'll give It

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[celestiastarshine]

I love the collaborative posts here. That's one of the charms of Tumblr. It's one of the things that makes Tumblr, well, Tumblr.

If staff gets rid of reblog chains, then it'll make this place basically unusable. And it'll make this place exactly like Tiktok and YouTube, and I don't want that. I want this site to have it's own unique Identity. So please don't do this @staff. This will actually kill Tumblr.

Tumblr reblog chains are in danger.

It seems that the staff is actually going to go forward with their decision to remove reblog chains, where reblogs will basically work like regular comments on other websites.

This doesn't just make the site completely unusable, it removes the soul of the community that has managed to build up here over the years, and that I'm so happy to have recently joined.

It makes impossible the creation of great posts where many people build up a single thing, until it is a gem of expressed human creativity.

There will be no more world heritage posts, no more messing around with your mutuals, no posts worth remembering.

There will be no more Tumblr, and the Tikblr or TumbTube or whatever monstrosity is born from its corpse will soon die, as is probably the best. And then there will never be another place like this on the internet, no place anymore to run to, no more fun, no more community.

I recommend a simple course of action. When these changes get imposed upon us, stop using Tumblr. Get your mutuals' discords, your favourite artists' websites, and leave. If the Tumblr we have once known returns, we well too. If not, better let it die quickly than suffer a long and painful decline.

I beg you to reblog this, for the more people see it, the higher chanses are for this to work.

And add something, so we can show them what Tumblr is really for.

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Oh my gosh i wanna shit in the toilet right now

[daydream-the-demon]

Okay the fact I PREDICTED the fact that BillFord is practically true and that they were sure as hell exes. Bill Cipher RADIATED toxic ex energy over Stanford. Even the show radiates toxic old man yaoi.

Bill. The fuck you callin' Ford "Fordsy"?

The fuckin' HAIR RUFFLING that Bill did to Ford. And Ford just TOOK IT?

I- Bill. The fuck?

In a deleted scene, Ford spat in Bill's eye (a.k.a. his mouth) and Bill just fuckin' licked it up. Like- Just think about that.

Ford. This is about you now. YOU WERE WAY TOO OBSESSED ABOUT BILL. You literally pulled a Mabel but instead of putting up posters of boy bands, you put up posters of Bill.

You literally called each other "partners". Yes, it can be platonic, but like... With everything else..? HMM-

This? For WHO? WHO WAS THIS FOR HMM? BILL?

Fearamid thing. If you read the Book of Bill, you know. It was just a ploy to seduce Ford.

Conclusion: Toxic Old Man Yaoi and the triangle is a toxic ex and the old man is an obsessed manipulated ex.

And then the whole "One sixer, please" in the Book of Bill like okay you gotta be kidding me.

[evaiskindaweird]

Violet would love faerie soiree and I'm serious about this

[celestiastarshine]

Quick Update: Currently working on a few major posts, but it'll take a while because I'm adding image descriptions. I'll upload them as soon as I can though.

[ventique18]

Wannabe strongest mage son following his strongest mage stepdad's footsteps

They have the same typing for their equivalent uniforms!

[shittyauideas]

Just a heads up, if you want your post removed. Please let me know, I don't rebloop anything for this blog out of malice. It's more because I find certain things funny.