#i'd have two nickels

[herbarimoon]

Day 22 - Candy

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[demigods-posts]

me personally. i wouldn't have gone after all the olympians at once. you're biting off more than you can chew here. all you would need to do is take each olympian out one by one. and then convince demigods that once enough people stop believing in a diety, that diety ceases to exist. which is not a lie. and you could use the death of pan to back yourself up. sure, you'd be in it for the long haul. but chess isn't meant to be a quick game.

[shitpostingkats]

The "Mako slowly changes the color of your eyes" thing is really really cool, but in practice can be pretty hard to spot. Most of the SOLDIERS we interact with start out having blue eyes, and the faint ring of green around the pupil can be pretty hard to pick out, not to mention straight up lost in the blue color. Therefore, I propose, for purely scientific reasons, that we give Zack Fair brown ey- *I am forcibly removed from the podium by Mr. Enix himself*

[fjordgofurther]

You know if I had a nickel for everytime Ludinus Da’leth told a Liam O’Brien PC “sorry my underling ruined your life but you see it slightly advanced my plans so it had to happen”

[zoey-withay]

rip bill cipher you would've caused another weirdmageddon over good luck babe by chappell roan

[sixtysixproblems]

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao

[weast-of-eden]

Was doing my readings for my socio-language class and look who popped up!!

The author really said 'hey here's a theoretical concept– oh btw Holmes and Watson are imbedded in each other's identity, like soulmates" and I'm just supposed to keep reading????

[see-arcane]

In which Thomas and Jonathan just want to sell some houses and go home.

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Xisuma is a sentient computer, and Evil Xisuma is a Trojan virus who has infected Xisuma a few different times. But its real name isn’t Evil Xisuma. It’s Xecuta.

You know, like the “executable” file extension. Which means EX still works as a nickname!

oh...that's where .exe came from........

[somethingsomethingstarward]

no but like. if we are going to be talking about the yaoqing trio-

feixiao and moze are in the middle of a crisis. they came to secure a prisoner, and not only is that prisoner not secure, he has in fact escaped! and is now holding their ambassador hostage! and that's if said ambassador is even still alive- for all they know, hoolay might have decided it's not worth waiting and killed him anyway. they are dealing with not only a massive diplomatic issue, but a massive threat to the security of the entire xianzhou alliance, especially to anyone who's foxian. the only silver lining is that hoolay is, for reasons they don't know, still on the luofu, but that also means that they cannot afford to make mistakes right now, because it's basically their only chance to prevent this from spiraling completely out of control. they absolutely have to be at their best here.

and also- that's their friend. he hates coriander and he makes them hot pot and he's had his heart broken too many times. he mourns every person he's ever healed and sent back out to die on the battlefield- and he came back anyway, to try and save someone who he knew was dying. how long do you think it took for him to believe that caring about them wqs worth the pain? how long do you think the two of them spent trying to figure out how to walk the line between being a soldier and having someone to come back to? how long do you think it took, for a general and assassin and a medic to decide there was something worth caring about anyway between the three of them- that even though they knew it would hurt in the end, it was worth trying?

and now one of them- that wasn't even a frontline fighter, that was never supposed to be in this position in the first place- is either dead or captive with the worst enemy of his entire species. if he's alive, then he is actively experiencing the effects of a fear toxin and surrounded by enemies who think he's property at best. so if they want to get him back, he's going to have to survive all of that and give hoolay a decent reason to keep him alive long enough for them to rescue him. and maybe the worst part is, if they have to choose- and I think all three of them know this- they cannot prioritize his safety over neutralizing the fact that hoolay presents.

on some level, of course, they had to be prepared for this. fexiao is a general. moze and jiaoqiu are her retainers. you are inevitably going to end up in a situation where one of them is in danger and the other two just have to deal with it. it comes with the territory. moze was ready and willing to leave jiaoqiu behind, and i think that's not because he doesn't care, but because that is the deal you make when you choose to care about somebody within this situation. your higher priority has to be the safety of your general and the xianzhou, in that order. and feixiao, as the general, has to prioritize the safety of the alliance above either of them.

but i think about what it must be like to try to make those plans, knowing all of this. because they were never going to be safe- not as the general of the yaoqing and her retainers- but none of that changes the fact that feixiao and moze know, keenly, that somebody they care about is being hurt. and they might, if they get this right, be able to save him- but the damage is being done as they speak, and every second they take is another second jiaoqiu suffers.

i think it must kill them, just a little bit. 

[painand-more-pain]

It's so interesting how completely tonally different the Phoenix Wright Trilogy is to the Apollo Justice Trilogy. Like right from the beginning. Of their respective debut games.

Like. Phoenix's very first trial is basically "Haha my loser childhood friend is a bitchless dumbass who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the real culprit was this guy who's named "Sawhit" lmao this lawyer shit is easy as fuck."

And Apollo's very first trial is like "omg I'm defending my #1 Celebrity crush who got disbarred 7 years ago and also just accused my mentor of... murder.... What. Also he just gave me forged evidence. The thing that got him disbarred in the first place. And now my mentor's in jail. Fuck this lawyer shit kill me now."

[cyanityy]

Bully sketch dump 3 + crops

I'm flying out so since I can't take my tablet with me I'm releasing all my captive sketches into the wild *magic hand gesturing*

(Thanks to @/bidisaster-peanut-romano for instigating Tad & Parker besties hc with me. I sob every time)

[essentialthyme]

the unfortunate results of yuri's war on towers 😔

[gatheringkeepsakes]

go to the cat shelter after seeing cat of my dreams on their website. cat's info card doesn't have a gender listed, all staff are using she/her pronouns. assume cat is a girl. adopt her, name her Freyja.

spend a year calling her very gendered nicknames like 'lady', 'little miss ma'am', 'turkey ham sandwich', 'miss lady thing', etc. finally take her to the vet a year later to get her shots updated. Ask them if they can check her gender cause she's too fluffy for me to tell the difference.

surprise, it's a boy 🎉

"are you gonna change his name?"

no. sorry. nothing is safe from the woke left. she's just trans now.

[edelgarfield]

apparently dating liam's character on critical role means being cursed to turn into a fish so dorian better watch out

[shinymoonbraixen]

Something me and Dabi have in common... Carsickness. Dabi, you gotta sit in the front and don't look down alr?

And something me and Spinner have in common is our love for driving in video games.

Honestly, id take the chance to call him 'turtle' if I were you.