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that's some pics with barty core bc why not
#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#marauders#aesthetic#he's so hot#i'd fuck him#he's so gay#my baby#i'd let the world burn#collage
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Fighting the "Deadpool is funny therefore his hot" war on the he's hot side
#he's hot.#point#blank#period#no no is because hes buff under suit#he's hot period#I'd fuck him#Y'all are joking but I am 100% serious I'd go down on that man without a second thought#too busy thinking about fucking deadpool to hear y'all mean jokes about my man looks#q rambles
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I love the One Piece Live Action. However, I am a little sad we didn't get to see Dracule Mihawk on his boat. (And how Kuina's speech lacks any of the transmacs energy it did in the anime/manga). I know we see him on his boat in the background after Roger gets publicly deleted.
But, I wish we saw him sail to the Baratie as he did in the anime/manga.
Just imagine with me now.
A scene where OPLA! Mihawk on his boat is the focus.
(Sorry that the image is low quality.)
I think it would've been awesome and a little funny, 'cause this man couldn't have gotten a more gothic boat. IT'S COFFIN-SHAPED, and Mihawk was very cocky to make the mast itself shaped like Yoru/Night. (Cocky, sexy, goth bastard.) But still, it's an iconic boat, and realistically shouldn't work.
But, hey, we may get to see Mihawk on it in the future.
#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#one piece#one piece live action#dracule “hawkeye” mihawk#op#opla#opla mihawk#op live action#hawkeye op#how tf does his boat work tho#introverted goth dad#i'd fuck him#but he wouldn't let me 100%#luckily Steven John Ward doesn't have tumblr so he'll never see this#mihawk#one piece mihawk#op mihawk#i've spelt “mihawk” so many times it looks wrong to me now
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#nathan fillion#nathanfillionedit#*mine#captkatecastle#nf edit#he's driving me insane#he's looking so good#i'd fuck him
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Nathan fillion out here looking like a whole snack lately
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I just got home from Yung Gravy’s Sydney concert and fuck me that was the most chaotic gig I have ever been too. I have created a listicle below to demonstrate the mania I experienced:
1. They started the show off with a powerpoint of quintessentially Australian things and asked the crowd about every single one. Included such gems as Healthy Harold, an image of a magpie and so on.
2. He handed out two full boxes of water to the crowd and insisted that every keep two sips for the next song - my mind immediately went straight to the gutter but who can blame me? The man literally never stopped talking about being aroused whilst on stage. Tbh he never really followed through with this and moreso just threw water on the crowd himself, never got to the bottom of the two sips.
3. Half way through the set he took 20 minutes to try and drink some milo. A crew of 10 people came out to help him for some weird reason and everyone started chanting ‘milk in tin’. He poured the milk in the tin but in a very noob move didn’t stir it and quickly abandoned the milo skit.
4. He pulled up three girls from the crowd who were dressed like him but a slutty halloween version and they djd and danced on stage for the last quarter of the set. He also signed their bare tits and ass in front of everyone.
5. At least 30 bras were thrown on stage, he had to create a pile under the dj decks so as to avoid accidents.
6. A total of 7 people stormed the stage to hug him. Seccys in Australia are not the best.
7. He ended the night by coming out with a giant pile of roses and handing them out to the crowd one by one.
8. I think he played a max of 10 songs and the set went for almost 2 hours so you can imagine how much fucking around was going on in between tracks.
#yung gravy#the man really knows how to rile up a crowd#and there weren't even that many milfs there#i'd fuck him
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how vox's "offer" for alastor to join his "team" went
#sorry I'd do a better job if I had more time#alastor is so fucking red I couldn't even colour key the background without keying HIM#radiostatic#staticradio#<- one-sided#onewaybroadcast#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#alastor#aromantic alastor#asexual alastor#aroace alastor#aromantic#asexual#osrs.txt#tw: flashing gif#1k#2k#5k
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was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself
(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)
#happy new year!#closing 2024 with an actual honest to god comic layout I know I'm shocked too#that scene wasn't in the fandub and that's all I'd ever seen so it was a Fun Surprise!#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#sonic#sonic adventure 2#sa2#my art#doodles#comic#no words though! rare form#fun fact the white jungle route is the Only route I ever executed Flawlessly first try#just give me a good countdown and suddenly I know how to play video games#and a fun one too! love the Drama#fun fact originally his dash was green since i assumed he was teleporting around as usual#but my friend pointed out he actually didn't have an emerald on him at the time#which meant if he Didn't find rouge in time or if she Didn't have an emerald they were Both going to die#which is Excellent fun#I do have a shitposty bonus to this because of course I do but we'll see if I have time to make it tonight or not haha#if I was a Little better laying this out the final panel would've centered under panel 2 shadow's hand#tragically it was late enough in the game when I got to that point I didn't want to fuck with the layout anymore#maybe next time I make a comic layout in 4 years!
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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!
#I think she's one of the most underutilized characters ever I will DIE on this hill#she can hear people's feelings that is the COOLEST concept ever#you get people who can hear thoughts a lot and that's cool but hearing FEELINGS is such a sick and unique concept#AND SHES A LAWYER#THATS THE COOLEST CAREER YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR FEELINGS THAT OPENS DOORS FOR SO MANY GOOD STORIES#I'D LOVE IN AA TO PLAY CASES AS HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK BACKWARDS FROM PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS TO FIGURE OUT MYSTERIES#IT'S A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO THE EVIDENCE#AND SUBTLE HIDDEN FEELINGS KEEP GUIDING HER AND PPL JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH HOW SHE WORKS... STUFF LIKE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING#WHY ISN'T IT UTILIZED WHY DO WE JUST HAVE PSUEDOSCIENCE MINIGAME#ATHENA IS SO LIKEABLE AND CHARMING AND FULL OF LIFE TOO#PLEASE CAPCOM#I LOV E HER PLEASE#GIVE US A CRAZY MOMENT WHERE SHE TAKES PHOENIX ASIDE HALFWAY THROUGH A CASEAND TELLS HIM HIS CLIENT WAS JUST ELATED AT THE SIGHT OF A CORPS#OR DO IT IN THE GAMEPLAY WHERE THE PLAYER SPOTS IT IN THE MOOD MATRIX#omg yeah actually that'd make me shit my pants that'd be so cool#proper ghost trick moment#THERE'S SO MUCH COOL STUFF YOu can do fuck okay sorry there are so many tags now#can you tell I got feelings abt this character I LOVE HER so much Im in love w her tbh and she's also so me#ace attorney#athena cykes#my art#have a good day thanks for looking at my art haha
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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.
#click for better quality!#Rex can't catch a fucking break man#All these Jedi do is eat hot chip. throw him over a cliff and flirt with the enemy.#Apologies if the armor is scuffed idk how perspective works#I'd do one version with Padme but her headdress looks mortifying to draw from this angle#'i'm not calling you good boy Ani you just fucking murdered an entire tuskan village. the woman and the children too!'#Okay that made me cackle.#captain rex#the clone wars#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#tcw#ct 7567#TCW Captain Rex#TCW CT 7567#anakin skywalker#star wars anakin#TCW Anakin Skywalker#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars fanart#tcw fanart#clone wars meme#clone wars fanart#could be tagged as ship? Idk idc but this was drawn with platonic rl in mind#Graye's Art#ask to tag#Graye Draws
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Imagine you got turned into a mech and teleported to the middle of the Quintesson attack on Cybertron. But the catch is - all the characters whose Transformers toys/figures you own are in your squad and they are on your side.
If you have two Megatrons or like three Ratchets you can have all of them. Can't wait to see if someone's squad is just them and their 200 Bumblebees
#maccadam#transformers#I have tfp Soundwave on my side I'm basically a god#Also two Drifts Jazz and Prowl#Blurr#Between Sounders with his crazy competence in communication#and Jazz with his crazy competence in battle#and Prowl's strategy brain?#I'd say Quintessons are fucked~#Blurr would just be out team mascot or something ahahah I'm not letting him to die horribly no no thank you
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗, 𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚐, 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚘, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍, 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚞𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚞𝚜𝚑, 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚝, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚙, 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚎.
(gif cred: @itspapillonnoir)
#I'm legit losing it. The things I would do for this man? The things I would do to that man?!?!?!#I'd have him stretch it so wide that he could take a dive in it. It's pulsing his name in morse code at this point.#need his dick so fucking far up inside that my bellybutton would start to worry#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 smut#arthur morgan smut#arthur morgan x reader
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Solas trying to use "I have a plan" at the end of trespasser to reassure the inquisitor like he didn't just admit to fucking up his last two big plans literally seconds ago is made even funnier in light of the reveal that he does indeed fuck up that plan
#Well technically someone else fucks it up for him but I'd call an inability to predict that his fault so good enough!#dragon age#dai#dav
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I'd still fuck him. 🔥
First look at sebastian stan in Dumb Money
My boy has brown eyes in this movie, imm mis he beautiful blue eyes.
What do you think @jobean12-blog @navybrat817 @buckyalpine @frostironfudge
#navy's thirsty#sebastian stan#dumb money#romanian menace#romanian sweetheart#i love him your honor#my ❤️ and my 😻#i'd fuck him#things i'm tagged in#sebsgirl71479
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really awesome interaction (x)
#watching Doc just come out of the ground and start accusing them of being mean to him was so fucking funny help#I'd like to think my Doc does have back problems but not because hes old but because he hunches down constantly when talking to Ren etc#rendog#docm77#rendoc#I think youre obligated to tag rendoc if it involves either side referring to the other as their husband#hermitblr#tubby art#I was gonna cut it off at 3 panels but I couldnt figure out how to make Doc look like he's accusing both of them so I had to make it 2#I know Scar was there too but I am not drawing the entire thing I have. things to do
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