#i’m so tired LMAO

[saviorpilled]

mega compilation of a bunch of reqs i got on twt (im so died rn but it was so worth it)

[s0ft-karina]

you guys… i had so much sex last night 😭🤞

[crushedsweets]

I’m like your main asked atp…slightly embarrassing but if Toby can’t sleep without tv/noise how do the other people react are they ever like “what is that noise!!!”

It’s ok I’m so sorry if I ignore like 494839 asks I have an insane backlog to get through HAHA

Anyhow. Honestly a lot of the time he will be in his room with music or a YouTube playing and it’s not blasting loud or anything, so nobody really cares/notices!

If someone gets pissy about “I need silence to sleep” he just leaves the room or put on earbuds, but I think the noise helps with nightmares/night terrors/paranoia/generally bad thoughts, and if you’ve seen Toby after a nightmare, you wouldn’t get on his case about needing noise

[ineffableteeth]

Imagine the ending of GO2 if Crowley gave Aziraphale a Snickers

He isn’t him when he’s hungry

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

really feel like eating pizza right now. like i wanna watch something and snack on some pizza. i’m getting excited about the hypothetical pizza. i wanna quickly drive to the pizza shop and get pizza. i just love pizza so much.

[thatonepikminperson]

Yeah that seems about right

[softerpixels]

i’m simply a girl (gender neutral) sitting in front of a game (ts4) wondering why it won’t just work for me

[alteredbeaft]

just a couple of my thoughts from tonight:

- HOG CALLING CUNTEST

- they sang happy birthday to kyle (technically)!!!!!

- NEW HAT???

- old man mosh pit on the stairs

- cavs in the crowd actually made me freak out so hard i almost fainted

[vanitythevantropist]

You walk into a room and see a purple snake with yellow eyes, looming over a roast chicken covered in tomato sauce. It’s holding a knife in its tail, sauce covering the entire thing.

“I Jeff the Killed her.” I say, making it way too obvious that leaving me alone for 2 hours was a bad idea.

[luckyagain]

here we go again

[karenpage]

Acting as if our association with Charlie’s Daredevil, Vincent’s Fisk or Jon’s Punisher aren’t also directly tethered to Karen, Foggy, Brett, Madani and Curtis. They’re the heart and soul. The world built in the NMCU can’t just be selectively transplanted. People aren’t going to just forget what’s been established and be satisfied with ‘at least we got some of them back’. These are artfully crafted stories that have an incredibly loyal following. My outrage isn’t “wahhh Karen probably won’t be in it”. It’s “if they do not have core characters, it is likely that they will not carry over the core themes that made the show what it was”.

[mashedjagaimo]

After waking up at 2:45 and traveling 273589 bajillion hours, I finally made it to Tokyo!

[doyouknowthemossinman]

i want to go to sleep but i can’t stop thinking about Dad Of The Year William Afton searching his house for his son’s most recent physical because he wants to build an animatronic specific to his height, and then saying “fuck it” and measuring his limbs and height while he sleeps

like besides Puppet magic how else do you explain how Scrap is so perfect for Max?? i’m giggling at Serial Murderer Billy A. trying desperately not to wake his teenage son so he can give him his own murderbot! or maybe he wouldn’t be sneaky at all and it’s just another thing Max has to worry about because why they hell does his dad need his measurements???

anyway

[s0ft-karina]

I was home alone last week on Sunday. I didn’t know if anyone was home. I assumed nobody was.

I left my door open from my room because I thought I was alone.

I started to scroll on tumblr,

Stroking my fat hard cock.

My cousin walks into my room and sees my dick hard as fuck !! I panicked and said oh fuck my bad !

And she said no it’s okay I was kinda craving something like this.

I was like fuck 🤤

Well you can taste it if you want.

She said ay papi que grande Eres !

She put her mouth all over my fat cock.

She knew what to do !

Deep throated me and made it sloppy 🤤🤤

why do you guys make me read this shit?!! PLEASE 😔 if i have to, it’s going public for everyone else to read too

[dumbthink]

Nadine seems like they cape but specifically the cotton candy and shit

[thatonepikminperson]

I love watching someone go through the Pikmin series for the first time. They start off like “aww this is going to be fun and relaxing! It’s just a cute plant game, how bad could this be?” And it slowly devolves into “oh my god I lost so many Pikmin, this is like a psychological horror game.” And by the end they’re like, “I love it.”