#i’m so fucking in love with him

[djglory]

[junkh3ad]

god i love pickles so much i would absolutely die for that man. i don’t know WHAT has possessed me since i first started watching mtl but that man. i am obsessed with him. i think about him 24/7.

[97luvs]

jk details

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[calloustotender]

i feel selfish—protective?—over the details of it, so i’ll keep it simple.

we went on a date last night before we go to stockholm tomorrow and…in typical john and hayley fashion, nothing went right. i mean, every little thing he planned for us went wrong. a lost dinner reservation, a taxi cab that ghosted us, rain…

my sweet boy, he was so upset. i could tell.

so i did my best to balance him out however i could. i thrive in chaos, so…it was fitting, right? we found a crepe stand across from the eiffel tower and got two different kinds so we could share. i liked his better, so he swapped with me without me having to ask. the sunset behind the eiffel was beautiful, but—a little short lived because it started down pouring.

like, cats and fucking dogs. so i made him dance with me in it a little before we were both soaked to the bone, teeth chattering, wrecks. we called another cab and i think the driver thought we were insane because we just…couldn’t stop laughing.

back at the villa, we kissed at the front door—with me against the dining room table—with me against our bedroom door—with me lifted up on the dresser. and then…it died down. we got a little shy, like we’re not ready to take it that far yet so we just changed into warm, dry clothes. he made us each a cup of tea and we curled up together and it was good.

it was really, really, really good. i wanna ask him what’s next, as our time together starts to run out and his flight home to return to his own responsibilities looms closer and closer, but right now…i think i’d follow him anywhere, like eurydice trailing behind orpheus. i don’t have to know what’s next, as long as i know he’s the one in it with me.

that’s enough for now, isn’t it?

[cheapsh0tz]

Hyunjae fucked me so good this comeback. Like I came three times.

[greykolla-art]

@cirilee made me realise this was essentially their dynamic, and now I’m going insane I love them!😂❤️

This poor old cat getting dragged around Hell by a weird psychopath.👌

[hypertechnica]

THE LOVE TRIANGLE

ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit

numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.

more alternates + sketch under the cut

[moonyflesh]

[🚬]

no thoughts- just Logan smoking some big ass cigar at any given moment.

[jaylaxies]

he’s the prettiest man alive im gonna kms

[jabesa0]

💵 Money Shot 💵

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[logan-lieutenant]

logan sargeant take a fucking bow. my guy was basically driving a last-minute science project thrown together the night before the deadline and he managed to defend from YUKI TSUNODA for over half the 72 lap race?? while yuki was in drs range for over half of that time? i mean he’s driving a completely new car basically between everything that’s been replaced and salvaged and upgraded and he hasn’t had a single SECOND of practice. the formation lap was his only chance to get a feel for whatever they fuck they put him in this time and not only did he not spend a single lap in last (correct me if i’m wrong but not from hat i saw) but he basically pulled a magnussen and turned into a brick wall for drivers behind him who not only have much better cars but also have been some of the only points contenders among all the back marker teams?

[aria-greenhoodie]

I fucking HATE them.

Click for Quality!

[adastreia-12]

poseidon’s relationship with percy is something that is so personal to me. love so flawed and complicated, so wary and tentative. your father is here. he’s always been here. he’s not sure what to make of you but he is proud of you. you’re not sure what to make of him either. you’re sally jackson’s son, but you have your father’s eyes. you are the sea as much as he is. trust him. trust yourself. breathe. the sea does not like to be restrained.

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you