#i’m so feral

[hopelesslonelyghost]

18+ ghoap x fem!reader

soap with a pretty bird back at home who he facetimes all the time bc they just miss each other so much. they’re so clingy for each other.

you’re always relaxing when you call him. in a t-shirt and sweatpants and are either sitting on the couch with a warm lamp on beside you or laying in bed with only the fairy lights on. you’re always giggling and smiling and making sure to keep your entire face within frame so that johnny can see all of you.

and you know that his lieutenant is always somewhere beside him even if johnny denies it, but you know. because the two of you have spoken about it.

“i showed ghost a pic of you.” he spoke one night after the two of you had finished some…salacious activities.

you immediately lifted your head up from where it was laying on his chest, “which one did you show him?”

“don’t get upset.”

you side-eyed him instantly, “john…” you smacked him lightly, “which oneeee?”

after a bit of pestering, he showed you. it was a mirror pic of you in some oversized sweatpants and a thin tank top. your hair was tied back and you were brushing your teeth. it was a silly pic, one meant only for him.

“oh my god, mactavish I can’t believe you!”

“wai’ bonnie lemme explain.”

you were pretty sure you were bright red, trying to hide your face in your hands, but johnny wasn’t letting you.

gripping your wrists, he pushed them both besides your head, getting between your legs, forcing them open, “he loved it.”

your mouth fell open, “johnny how the fu-! HOW?! I look like shit! my face is greasy and I’m pretty sure I hadn’t showered that day when I sent that picture!”

he chucked and pecked your nose, cheeks, and finally your lips, “you weren’t there to see his face. fuck lass, he was exactly like you are now, ears red and all doe-eyed.”

you felt him hardening again, rubbing up against your already soaked cunt, before slipping in with ease, “gonna bring him home. have him fuck this pretty pussy. show him how much of a good girl you are.”

with that in mind, you sometimes say, and do, some out-of-pocket stuff. one time you were complaining to your boyfriend how the birth control pill was making your tits sore and how much bigger they were getting.

“look!” you turned on your nightlight and faced it, giving your boyfriend, and subsequently ghost, an unfiltered view of your tits through your nightie. the low cut helped accentuate them.

your grin was hidden off camera when you palmed one of them and whined, putting on a show for both men, “they’re so swollen babe. i wish you were here to massage them.”

“steamin’ jezus bonnie.”

you could hear a choked off groan somewhere in the background. bingo.

“you’re coming home soon, right baby?” you moved the camera back to your face, pouting and batting your lashes.

“fuck yes. coming home real soon, I promise.”

and it was sometime past three in the morning when he got home a few days later. you were already sleeping, the heat during the summer nights was enough to have the a/c on blast, and wearing just a cropped tank top and a thong to bed.

the sound of the unit running made it easier for both soap and ghost to make their way to your shared room. there you laid on your side, facing away from the door. thin sheets had been kicked off and were now tangled up around your thighs, your bare ass was in full display. the string of your thong tucked nicely between your perky cheeks.

both men swallowed their groans, soap turning to the taller man and elbowing him softly, “better than a phone call, eh l.t.?”

ghost swallowed roughly, eyes never leaving your moonlit body, “way fuckin’ betta’ sergeant.”

and then both men pounced. they’d both requested extended leave, and they planned on using all of it buried deep inside you.

[king-of-the-mouseboys]

Thinking about a cute horny lil bunny wandering off from the forest path in a direction that they know leads to a werewolf’s territory and getting pinned down by said wolf who picked up on Bun’s scent the moment they stepped off of the path. Wolf expects Bun to get all nervous and submissive and “oh I’m so sorry i just wandered off and got lost, please don’t eat me big scary wolf” but instead Bun immediately starts mouthing off and teasing like “aw smelled my heat on me? What’re you gonna do, fuck me about it?” And Wolf takes it as a challenge and snatches Bun up and hauls them off over their shoulder back to their den where they pound Bun until they’re completely brainless and whining and begging to be knotted and bred. Wolf ends up cuddling up nice and cozy with Bun and deciding to keep them <3

EDIT: glad people are enjoying this post but I feel like I should specify.

THIS WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN ABOUT A TRANS MAN FUCKING ANOTHER TRANS MAN

everyone is welcome to rb this and stuff but like. This is an mlm post guys.

[snazzynacho]

Me opening Instagram and seeing that Käärijä/Häärijä post:

[lil-freak-dexii]

Kirk Hammett appreciation since his birthday is coming up (I’m so in love with him)

God he’s so fucking gorgeous 😩🥹

[twinklingchode]

i am but a feral animal.

[slowdive1994]

ANNE WITH AN E AAAHSHSHDJJDJDKDJSJ

[drunken-devotion]

i’m actually going crazy rn HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD

[magnetic-maverick]

Why is concept! Moses so hot?!

[catharticartist]

Nothing like cutting and painting your nails black while listening to KingSlayer

[hargrovesswifee]

I own Halloween Billy and that is a FACT 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[userlando]

no thoughts just lando bending u over any piece of furniture he can find and fucking u with barely any warning💋 yes

with one hand on your lower back to keep you arched and the other hand on the back of your head, pressing your face into the furniture

[belovedfromnature]

Hahahahhahah SHADOW MILK COOKIE SHADOW MILK COOKIE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE HRAHAJSHHSKAAAAAAA

[hekuuu]

mixed signals

[loganspr1ncess]

everyday without shame

[lil-freak-dexii]

THE WAY I ALMOST FELL OF MY CHAIR AND PASSED THE FUCK OUT- HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING DOWN BAD 😩😩

[angelofdumpsterfires]

so my initial theory regarding how they’d handle the hell arc in tlovm was that they’d combine it with the quest for the dawnmartyr’s plate (bc they both involved a contract to kill a pit fiend and also hotis isn’t a thing in the show)

but upon the trailer i don’t think that’s the reason they go to hell

note the whitestoney design on the casket here, this is percy’s casket

NOTICE THE DISTINCT LACK OF PERCY IN ANY OF THE SHOTS SET IN HELL (especially since percy was such a lead in that arc with his deal with ipkesh and all)

I THINK THEY’RE ON A MISSION TO RESCUE PERCY’S SOUL FROM THE FLAMES OF HELL POST GLINTSHORE

(and the dawnmartyr’s plate is just a bonus here)