#not callahan

[callahan-fanblog]

I WAS MINDIN’ MY OWN BUSINESS

AND FUCKING QUACKITY SENDS THIS IN HIS INSTA CHANNEL

I AM GAY

I AM SO GAY

I AM INCREDIBLY FUCKING GAY

HOLY SHIT

MY FRIEND AGREES

[callahan-fanblog]

Matching pfps are fire as hell 🔥🔥

I have a matching one on my Scar blog w/ the Skizz blog

matching icons ^__^ free to use with credit!

[hazel-callahan]

pj knows the exact way into hazel’s heart, i think

[chaoticvi]

Ruby Cruz as Hazel Callahan in Bottoms (2023)

[antlergrave]

true pain is liking a background character with little to no fan content because nobody cares about them so now you have to do all the work yourself

officer Callahan from Stranger Things you will always be famous (to me)

[youaretheunicorn]

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

[thebigolbee]

Been thinking about an old ghoul who works as a volunteer teacher in the NCR. He'd teach the only class available on ghoul physiology and be disappointed it's not mandatory for all recruits. He'd also serve as a supportive figure for the young greenhorns who have no one else to turn to.

[bottcms]

⤷ via kaiagerber on instagram

[jinxfestival]

Mascs? MASCS!!

[loubetcha]

bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)

[callahan-fanblog]

Thought I’d put out there uhhhh…I have a Tommy and Slimecicle rp blog!

I’m gonna restart with a new one but here’s the one that’s already out there -> @raccoon-and-slime-thieves

[youbutstupid]

What I love about Criminal Minds is that the female characters aren’t tough simply because they ‘grew up with brothers’ or because their dads ‘made them brave’.

JJ and Kate grew up with sisters. Emily, Elle, Seaver and Todd were all only children and Emily’s past was shaped by her mother’s actions. Tara, Penelope and Alex all had brothers but those brothers weren’t credited with their success and bravery.

Women don’t need to be around masculine energy to be tough, they don’t need to be influenced by men to be brave. The fact tv shows need to justify their female characters being strong by saying they were around men is just insulting.

Stop treating women like they are weak unless there is a man there to teach them not to be.

[hazel-callahan]

STOP! being mean to hazel callahan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taiturner]

RUBY CRUZ as HAZEL CALLAHAN in BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

[diana-andraste]

Untitled (Three Trees), Harry Callahan, 1969

[antlergrave]

when will the brainrot ever end

rewatching stranger things only for him now. there's something terribly wrong with me