#i’m so annoyed!!!!

[majicmarker]

i’ve had zero (0) motivation to write lately and the vibes are off

[kendyroy]

THEY’RE MARRIED

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael knows how to deal with FNAF Lolbit

[sharkbaitouhaha]

hello and good morning to my new favourite article headline. i need this game injected directly into my veins, i cannot wait any longer

[boobilby]

Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[thebenevolentvampire]

You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please?

[vampireonastick]

The “for once” is so fucking funny.

Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.

[majorrager86]

how the fuck am i supposed to remain calm knowing that i’m going to see this scene in a theater with my own two eyeballs

[gloriousfckingpurpose]

i know they underutilized the frankenstein aspect in the movie but it really does feel like the creature was perfectly created for lisa regardless. from what we saw, he spent his whole life lonely; dead parents, isolating social life, failed romantic prospects, the whole shebang, but he never gets to do anything about it because he dies, suddenly and unstoppably. until he’s suddenly alive again and the whole world is different but there’s this girl who tended to his grave when nobody else would have given him that respect, who’s experiencing the same things he did who actually has the chance to get back at the people who didn’t care for her, one tiny bit of familiarity to him… of course he’s going to kill for her just to see her happy.

[rubikor]

would you hold my face softly and tell me it will be alright?

[coochellati]

something unrealistic about Golden Wind is that Bruno’s suit doesn’t jingle with every movement. how tf is he so stealthy? you’d hear this man from a mile away thanks to those pull-tab charms.

I made this video to show what he should sound like:

jingle jingle

[fearfulandhungry]

[ripeteeth]

Really didn’t expect to get blocked on reading some random fanfiction while killing time at a Honolulu Delta Sky Club today. Note the “tasteless” reason. Glad to know I can get price gouged on a flight AND judged on reading material at the same time. Classic. Never change.

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke

and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.

and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”

it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit

god i love eddie munson