#i’m sleepy rn. is this anything

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

i don’t care. i’m gonna be a hater rn. i don’t see what’s so cool or special about having four arms. big whoop. what’s so bad about being able to hold a normal amount of things that you have to mess with that? i think it’s great. i have a great and normal life with only one shoulder girdle, that can fit in most normal shirts with ease. i love having only the average amount of shoulder pain with my one set of shoulders. if i was held at gunpoint and forced to write one of my favorite things that the fuckers up in cloud kingdom has granted me, it would be my body, in all of its single-shouldered glory, two shoulder blades two humeruses two hands aw yeah. it’s so fucking great. FUCK YOU if you have four arms. do not FUCKING interact 🖕

[shizunitis]

Bro answer your asks

“answer this and then go off the grid for three months dude i promise it’ll be so funny everyone will love it. they’ll love you”

[autistic-katara]

me: dude im not even feeling that tired rn and haven’t for ages oh no oh fuck im probably accidentally faking my disability-

my chronic fatigue, loading ammunition into a massive fucking cannon: damn really bro?

[juniette13]

When I die, I hope my buddies do a trick where they open my coffin, find it empty, and then my body just falls out of the ceiling, and it turns out it’s attached to a fan, so it’s just spinning around, and then the “You spin me right round” song starts playing

I may or may not want my funeral to be a tad silly

[sonic-adventure-3]

I accidentally drew the same goddamn pose 3 times lmao. Why is posing legs so hard i always fall back on posing them in the shape of a 4. Also, new freak!! Her name is Jerryjack. More about her + individual images + couple other things below the cut vvv

I don’t think I’ve posted any drawings of her other than her first, but i’ve been drawing rig a lot more like this rather than that first one. More graphic head shape, more upright ears, one eye hidden, mouth hidden by scarf, what have you. I think she looks cooler and is way easier to draw like this, but is a little less sonicy, im sure I’ll find a balance sometime. Rare carrion non-blep, this pose is cool but i did not even try cleaning this up lol.

And jerryjack!! She sucks so bad i love her. They’re Rig’s best friend, known each other since they were kids and learned the trade (killing) under the same mentor. She’s 11 months older than Rig, so she’s about 25ish. She hates consistency, commitment, seriousness, kids, stagnation, compassion, anything boring, and many many other things. She loves anything fun, stirring shit, lying, inflicting blunt force trauma, herself, lockpicking, and money. She’s purely self-interested and does everything she does for funsies. She’s not a part of the postal crew cause she thinks it’s boring and is allergic to commitment but hangs around and ‘helps out’ sometimes. She’s a hitman on her own, and has way more connections through that than rig, occasionally floats jobs her way. Also sometimes places bounties on her when shes mad. Or just cause.

Unlike Jerry, Rig is a very routine and organized person. She wakes up every morning at 6 sharp despite not being a morning person. Miraculously, she and jerry lived together for 2 years and during that time rig ate microwaved oatmeal every single morning and got groceries on tuesdays. All this is to say Rig is very methodical and likes routing and things that are expected. So Jerry lost their shit when rig called them randomly and casually told them that she’s starting a non-euphemistic postal service and also spontaneously took in a couple kids. Naturally, she’s very wary of squabble and carrion, especially the latter. Assassin recognizes assassin, silly recognizes silly, they try to kill each other and then become besties (who still periodically attempt to kill each other). As for squabble, she’s surprisingly fun to interact with, so jerry warms up fairly quick and becomes a truly awful influence on her.

Here’s the first drafts and base. She’s obviously a jackalope but calls herself a hare for some reason. Is part of that reason because i couldn’t think of a pun name other than jack like jackrabbit and ‘jack the jackalope’ sounded a little too stupid for my taste (as if ‘jerryjack’ isn’t stupider)? Ummmmmmm.

Anyway, i decided to nix the asymmetrical antlers cause theres a limit to how much asymmetry i should stuff into a set of characters, carrion’s already got the lopped off ear and etc. the back and tail marking is supposed to emulate ribs

I’m still super duper undecided on jerry’s outfit and colour scheme. Every outfit ive thought up so far feels way too simple or untethered to reality in comparison to the postal crew’s, however i think the postal crew is a bit too complicated (or way too complicated in squabble’s case) and too grounded for sonic, so. Idk what to do abt that. And as for their colour scheme, as seen above her first drafts have the same red and green of the postal crew, but seeing as she doesn’t work with them it’s definitely the better choice to diverge from that. Saturated orange is the most tense and unsettling colour to me so i think it suits her off putting nature, but the white and orange combo reminds me intensely of like. 1960s egg chairs. WAIT and ulala space channel 5. And various stupid tech startup kitchen gadgets. Just generally a combo with a lot of nonthreatening and safe associations rather than the warning sign i want. Idk man i’ll workshop it eventually.

Also, cloak rig. Her previous red coat was stupid. Not sure how much smarter this is but it looks cooler. Still doesn’t usually wear it other than in towns to hide her wings or when it’s cold. Also also this is the same fucking pose again

[patchodraws]

anyone else hate just having a property they enjoy a lot on the mind and that’s as far as that thought goes? like, you can’t think of it much more beyond “i like this thing and i wanna think more things about it”

[cinnamonphile]

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[arolesbianism]

What a cool cat

[sickgraymeat]

It’s funny that I can only read/write AT fanfic that’s both (a) canon compliant and (b) not too sad by my (very sensitive baby) standards, bc ofc those things contradict each other a lot

[inkykeiji]

omg i hope this isn’t a weird question but how often do you have sex? i’m usually good with like 2 days a week but then i feel like most people do it more than that lol

(it’s not a weird question! i’ve been asked this before hehe) honestly it depends on the week!!! i’d say like, on average 2-3 times a week. it usually depends on how horny one of us is, how low my cervix is (if it’s too low i get really bruised up and it makes sex incredibly painful), how much energy we have, etc.. there are weeks where we’ll have sex like 5 times but it’s also important to note that we have sex twice in one day fairly regularly, too. usually if we’ve fucked once the chances of us fucking again the same day are like, waaay higher ahahaha. i’d actually say 2 days a week is more than most people anon!!! we looked it up once, like on average how often do couples tend to have sex and for the majority of people it was waaay less than twice a week

case in point: do what is best and what works best for YOU anon bb <3 if two times is enough then two times is enough and that’s totally fine!!

[hazzasultimatekiwi]

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[samanitamuscaria]

Home alone you know what that means

Doing homework in my room that’s right how did you guess

[liizzarddd]

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[fallencelsetial]

…..I just realized that we were not prepared to go to work…..oh god.

[hischierschain]

friends in my ask box i see you! i will respond in the morning i promise im not ignoring you 🩷🩷🩷

[apoemadaykeepsthehoesaway]

Trench Duty

- Siegfried Sassoon (1886-1967)

Shaken from sleep, and numbed and scarce awake,

Out in the trench with three hours’ watch to take,

I blunder through the splashing mirk; and then

Hear the gruff muttering voices of the men

Crouching in cabins candle-chinked with light.

Hark! There’s the big bombardment on our right

Rumbling and bumping; and the dark’s a glare

Of flickering horror in the sectors where

We raid the Boche; men waiting, stiff and chilled,

Or crawling on their bellies through the wire.

“What? Stretcher-bearers wanted? Someone killed?”

Five minutes ago I heard a sniper fire:

Why did he do it?… Starlight overhead—

Blank stars. I’m wide awake; and some chap’s dead.