#i’m ok 😄😄😄😄😄 (is lying)

[litrallytyrus]

listening to hits different by taylor swift thinking about trobed just a normal saturday

[yaralulu]

ok I think it’s about time I share my tamcien headcanons considering I’m insane about them.

(fairly platonic if you don’t look too close 😄)

-Always thanking each other for everything (it’s like their own way of saying I love you without actually saying it)

-shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats shoulder pats.

-They enjoy sitting in silence together. The silence between them is never awkward, just comfortable. They simply enjoy each others presence and talking isn’t always necessarily for them.

-They have their own designated nook in the garden that they sit in whenever they can’t sleep at night. On many nights they’ve ended up falling asleep on each others shoulders.

-Tamlin actually talks a lot and nobody ever believes Lucien when he says it.

-Winter solstice is always a hard holiday for them (reminds them of their family) so they usually end the night by drinking a shit ton and then drunkely ranting about their horrible families. They never remember anything they said the next morning.

-They adore camping. It’s their favorite activity to do together when they have the chance to get away from court chaos for a day. Hiking,sight seeing,sleeping in tents (potentially sharing one 😉)—they love it all.

-There’s nothing Lucien loves more than braiding Tamlin’s hair and weaving flowers into it. Tamlin hates it (he’s lying) and says it makes him look immature and childish.Those comments usually have him receiving a smack to the head and more flowers getting shoved into his hair.

-They can read each other’s expression like crazyy. One single look and they know exactly what the other person is thinking. You will sometimes catch them having a conversation with literally just their eyes (they’re so normal).

-They have a secret signal for when they’re in a public setting and they wanna leave and have a moment together.

-Tamlin is very vocal in the sense that he’s always just making noises. Grunting,humming, whistling, sighing—it’s always something with him and Lucien finds it very amusing.He’s also accidentally learned what every noise means.

-Wildly different tastes in alcohol. Tamlin likes everything a little too sweet and Lucien thinks it’s abhorrent. They have an inside joke about Tamlin liking “girly” drinks but being so embarrassed about it.

-Within the context of their friendship specifically, Tamlin’s love language is quality time. He makes an active effort to spend time with Lucien, so much so they’ve ended up attached at the hip. Lucien’s love language is acts of service. He enjoys doing things for Tamlin even if he hadn’t asked. Helping out with his paperwork,taking on some of his minor duties,bringing him tea when he’s working—he’s cute like that.

-It’s important to them to have atleast one meal together everyday .They prefer dinners so they can catch up and have a glass of wine.

-Late night talks in Tamlin’s office <33

[harrywavycurly]

Ok part 11 was a hard read but totally necessary, I get we had to go through it 😄 But, ok ok WHAT IF Chrissy comes back with something like ‘you were never here, you were always next door’/‘you told her you loved her more often than you told me’/‘your best friend got more attention than I ever did and it got worse when we moved here’ and tries to blame Eddie for it?? Or Steve complains that his wife never took him on picnics in the garden and stuff and he was feeling lonely?

(And maybe they’re both like ‘oh, they’re actually right’ but weirdly don’t feel guilty for it and it’s actually what pushes them together?)

And either way somebody is lying about the whole in love/he’s gonna divorce you thing but I’m not even gonna speculate on who that is yet 😛

Hiiii lovey!! I feel like Chrissy and Steve using Eddie and Reader’s relationship against them would be super understandable because those two are extremely close. BUT i feel like they’ve always been that way and Steve and Chrissy knew that before they got married to them? With that being said it doesn’t mean that they won’t use that as an excuse for why they cheated! I agree someoneeeee is lying!!👀💖

Me eating up all y’all’s theories:

[madame-bavarian-cream]

AOT characters and music they’d listen to:

feat. Levi, Mikasa, Eren, Jean, Erwin, Hange, Armin, Sasha, Connie

But it’s really specific and not at all based off of people i know 😀 (i never ever do this but it was a thought that wouldnt leave me alone).

Eren: 

i’m sorry am I supposed to believe this dumb mf doesn’t listen to only tiktok songs w/o any awareness of him doing it???? He’ll be like “hey have you heard this new song?” 😄😄and its just an edited version of a song made by the neighbourhood years ago 😕 PLSSS sir diversify your tastes!!! he obsessively listened to that “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” song unironically. Before tiktok, he would only listen to music on that Top50 spotify playlists and the only playlists he had saved outside of it was one mikasa made for him. 😐😐 Also he hasn’t listened to the sza album and thinks the big boys song is on it (keep up 😤😤😤)

Levi:

i was so close to just saying he doesn’t listen to anything “why do u need music when you can just appreciate the silence??” BECAUSE SIR music sounds GOOD!!! 🤨🤨this is why i’d think he’d listen to shit like Kaleo?!?!?! 😭😭😭 idek just something that litterally does not evoke a single emotion . its just like . there . He probably might listen to the lumineers on occasion (ik theyre really good don’t come at me🫣🫣) poor bb would probably like heavy metal if somebody ELSE played it for him (he would never admit to it tho) bc its something Kenny used to play when he was younger but never asked him what kind of music it was to search it up himself. 🥺🥺

Mikasa: 

my sweet girl. :( she is a fiend!! she is a pinchrest, lana del rey, mitski, rina, bjork, tv girl, marina girly thru and thru🤩🤩(im not pulling this from my spotify i sweAR) shes so deadfaced about it. she shits on all those weird coquette girlies tho!! (as she should queen!!!) Never will admit to listening to it tho, and not because she’s embarrassed but because she doesn’t want anyone thinking she relates to the themes/subject matter (bbg why are you lying🥲🥲) But that’s okay because we can consume art critically! 😁😁😀

Jean:

oh dear god. save this white man pls. 😢😢ok okok he actually has pretty good taste in music. hes the type that argues “i love all kinds of music just not country” (but ya know hes singing along to 9 to 5 everytime it plays on shuffle🤭🤭) he’s also very idgaf with the type of music he listens to and for that reason he’ll put you onto amazing artists!!! I feel like he listens to a lot of Omar Apollo, Sega Bodega, Dominic Fike, idkkk. He also listens to A LOT of Brent Faiyaz, the weeknd, and Gunna.😍😍BUTT I also will die on this hill that he used to love Eminem and would memorize all the lyrics (jeanboy is the real slim shady)😙 i luv him, he burns cds for all his friends (yes eren too) but will hand them off so nonchalantly and will be so careful in making the order of the tracks (yes eren too) and everyone will mock him for being so loving (yes eren too). Anyways I headcanon that jean is very very open with giving out all his love to his friends, always hosting everyone (yes eren too), wears his heart on his sleeves, tells his mom every little detail about them, and has the entire checklist for being a good friend down. anyways this isn’t unfortunately a jean post :( i luv him so much actually. also a big radiohead fan for some reason !😝😝

Hange:

I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE!!!!!! hange has the best music taste and nobody expects it . (except me duh because i luv hange so so so so much 🤨) hange listens to what spotify categorizes as escape room music on their spotify wrapped. They listen to Eartheater, arca, bjork, coucou chloe, kilo kish, dorian electra, UGH I JUST CANT NOT ARGUE THIS ENOUGH!!! 👹👹hange’s dragging erwin and levi to the concerts and erwin’s grandpa ass is so enthusiastic for no reason (go white man go 🤠🤠) but like thats not all?? they also listen to artists like sevdaliza, florence, caroline polachek!!! HANGE LOVES WOMEN!!!! 😤FKA TWIGS, iamamiwhoami, kelela, kelsey lu :)))))) i feel like hange just loves :( it started out with trying to annoy levi with the weirdest sounding music ever but it turned out,,,,they really liked this kinda music (thx levi) Now he’s stuck with all their car rides consisting of hange whispering eartheater songs in his ear from the passengers seat right next to his ear. (also obsessed with any song they can gather people to dance along with #justdanceking) 🤞🤞

Erwin: 

erwin’s weird. he’s a weirdo. in case ya haven’t noticed. 😭😭 idk why his is so hard to think of??? He’s an unironic Rosalía stan and claims he luvs latina singers!! 😡😡i hate him so much. ok ok ok he’s a mariah carey, whitney houston, beyoncé, fan. He also loves like 2010s girl group music like fifth harmony, little mix, etcetera. 😫He cries to aretha franklin and nina simone. but he also knows the verses to Nicki’s songs :) i love him so much. ❤️

Sasha + Connie: 

they listen to the same music idc idc! Bad bunny, playboi carti, the weeknd. Connie went thru a bart simpson vapor wave/juice wrld phase. 😐😐😐He wouldve still been posting about XXXtentacion if Sasha didn’t smack some sense into him 😠😠(everyone say thank you sasha) Sasha also listens to lots of Britney i havta say! also loved the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys, etc growing up. I luv her so much 🤭🤭

Armin: 

my sweet darling boy grew up listening to emo rock and goth rock growing up. he hid it from everyone tho! instead he listened it to full blast on his headphones for hours at night and thats why today he says “huh.” 😕after every sentence someone says :/ hes grown out of it now but he still can belt out the lyrics to black parade anyday! went crazy over King for a Day bc Kellin Quinn AND Pierce the Veil?!?!?!😳😳 Now he loves screaming along in eren’s ear! 🤪🤪

[veronicaphoenix]

I was supposed to write something about this chapter earlier but I got caught up with finishing the epilogue for Into the Abyss of Bad Habits. That doesn't mean that I didn't re-read this chapter at least three times... Yes, especially the things that Noah said at the end... What can I say? I like a talkative man 😄

My overall thoughts after reading this were A VER, COMO OLIVER SE ENTERE SE VA A MONTAR UNA QUE NO VEAS. Oh— sorry, I reacted in Spanish. What I meant to say is that I kept thinking omgomgomg when Oliver finds out. Either he's going to be surprisingly thrilled and like: oh okay, you two fucked each other, great, now let me join. OR, he's going to be super freaking jealous and start world war III.

I'm ready for both, let's be honest.

How clever was it that the chapter started with Aubrey waking up in bed with Oliver and it ended with her sleeping with Noah???? This things blow my mind. You're amazing (even if this wasn't done on purpose 😁)

“What can I say, I like to get my tongue on you.” I DARE YOU TO PROVE IT, OLIVER. AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU'VE JUST TASTED HER MOUTH!!!

“Fuck, it was… I definitely had some drinks.” 😔

“You can’t keep doing this,” I sighed, resigned. I put a hand up to my forehead, pressing against the pounding that seemed to increase my the minute. “You can’t say you only want fun and then turn around and do things like these. It’s not fair to me. It’s not fair to any of us.” I'm just so so happy and proud of her for being straight-forward with this... I personally suffered with the scene about the texts in the previous chapter and got scared at what it would entitle. I was SCARED during this chapter when she finds him at her door, drunk again. But I'm just adoring the way Aubrey is acting and how she's managing things. I know she's a fictional character but I'm living this fic, ok? So i'm sending her all my love and strength. (I'm so dramatic, i know).

“I probably shouldn’t ask,” she admitted, rushing her words. “But are you two together? I saw a picture online where you were holding hands and I just wanted to say that you look so cute together and I promise I won’t tell anyone if you tell me!” Of course the FAN QUESTION. 🤣

About what we were talking before in the private chat; very relevant that you added a talk between Aubrey and the boys about Oliver. It adds to the way the story is building up, especially when it comes to his feelings.

"And he can’t fucking stop talking about you." Really? 🥹

“I’m in love,” it blubbered out of me before I could stop it. SHE ADMITTED IT. SO PROUD OF OUR GIRLLLL WE SUPPORT YOU BECAUSE WE'RE ALSO IN LOVE WITH THOSE TWO HAHA

"Because I’m in love with two fucking men who both told me they only want some fun.” ❤️‍🩹 love you, aubrey. it's ok, they'll come around. They're just being dickheads.

“Two things,” she finally said. “One: Those boys are lying to you and to themselves because no one who just wants to get their dicks wet behaves like that." Well, Lia definitely has a point, or two. Listen to Lia, Aubrey.

"As soon as he saw me, he snapped his laptop shut so quickly I feared it was going to break. “Secret mission?” I asked, brows raised, but never stopped approaching him. He made quick work of moving his stuff away from the couch so I could drop down next to him. “You know it. Top secret. Highly confidential. Almost as well-guarded as our next album.”

All right, is something going on here? because there's a very similar scene in my fic's epilogue and there is something DEFINITELY going on there :P

"Oli grabbed my chin in his hand, dragging me toward him until he could place a kiss on my lips, his mouth so much softer than his fingers as they were digging into my skin." I love small gestures of affection and LOOOVE kisses, specially random kisses.

“I spend a lot of fucking time in your lap lately,” I can foresee the future with these comments. Tell me I'm wrong 🤭

"I’m taking you and Noah out for dinner.” you cannot see how exCITED I AM FOR THIS 'DINNER'

No comments on Noah appearing drunk at Aubrey's door because I can imagine how Aubrey must have felt and... not nice.

“I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing,” Back to the comments. My fingers started tingling after reading this sjkdfnask it's happening. EVERYBODY, IT'S HAPPENING but also, Oliver? where you at?

"One of Noah’s legs slotted between mine to spread my thighs further as his fingers slipped under the waistband of my underwear. He wasted no time finding my clit, just for a moment, before moving lower, pushing a finger inside easily."

*insert gif of bikini bottom fish fisting the ground because he cannot take this*

“Please tell me you have a condom on you,” DID I SAY IT'S HAPPENING BEFORE? BECAUSE NOW IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING asnjdkbkfasfs

“I went for extra lube,” he chuckled, “but I don’t really think you need it.” OUR CONSIDERATE MAN

*insert gif of shia labeouf clapping*

"Angel," “Touch yourself, I want to feel you come,” “Fucking gorgeous. Taking me so well, like you were made for me. You look so fucking good with my cock inside you.” NEED I SAY MORE? I. AM. UTTERLY. RUINED. BY. THIS. FIC. and this is not even the threesome scene... I'll book a doctors appointment for that day asap, so that i can get checked as soon as i have a heart attack.

The sweet ending 🥹 I promise I'm not buttering you up, but I fall more in love with this fic as it progresses, and I just can't wait to read more about it. I've been busy these past few days with life and focusing on my own wips, but the moment I am done with Into the Abyss, I will breathe this fic. 🙌🏼

in love with the mess - day nine

summary : Aubrey is going on tour and, for once, she’s decided to focus on having as much fun as possible. Oli can be a little shit but he does nothing short of adore Audrey and… well, maybe Noah a little, too. Noah likes the flirting, as long as no one gets too close, emotionally. But what will happen when the three of them take it too far?

content : smut (p in v, dirty talk), angst, drinking, fluff

length : 6.5k

tags (let me know if you want to be tagged!) : @veronicaphoenix@cookiesupplier@lma1986@jilliemiw86@bngurngheart@lacktoesandtoddlerants @narcissisticbehavior81 @flowery-mess@shilohrosechicken@justeli6@starvingarsyn@floatinglikeaswan @blacksoul-27 @somebodyels3@kageyasma@spikeisdaddy@broken0mens

a/n : Here’s to hoping this is not as shit as my brain keeps trying to convince me it is. Also apologies to @veronicaphoenix​, maybe do some of the meditation you mentioned in your last comments before reading 😅

•••

day nine

I woke up with a headache, Oli’s arms around me and… a tongue on my cheek? It certainly had me more awake than my alarm did. With utter confusion, I pulled away, only to see Oli licking his lips. When my hand traced my cheek I felt something sticky that definitely wasn’t just his saliva.

“We forgot about the chocolate,” he laughed. “Looks like one of them melted and got stuck to your cheek.”

“And obviously your first idea was to lick it off me.”

“What can I say, I like to get my tongue on you.”

“Fucking hell,” I complained, but he knew I didn’t mean it. I still ended up pushing him off as he tried to reach for my cheek again. “Time to get up, Liverpool’s waiting.”

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[thekidsarentalright]

ahh hi bff it’s been a hell of a week!! ok SO. presale was stressful as always but i got tickets and i’m so hyped! it’s like we switched, this time ur gonna be at the first show and i’m traveling to go to a later show lmao 😭 first show is terrifying in such a good way i’m so excited for u! and TWO SHOWS BACK TO BACK?!?! holy shit dude!! 😄😄

and YESSSS to painting a jacket, that’s gonna look so cool! ur lowkey making me wanna do smth diy for my show… i’ve painted on clothes before and decorated a shirt for when i saw tswift, so i already have a bunch of fabric markers and things lying around 👀 it looks like u got a lot of good advice already and i second all of it… definitely sketch with a fabric marker first so u have a vague idea of what u wanna do. and literally don’t worry at all if it isn’t perfect, it’ll still be cool bc You made it and that’s what matters!!

alsoooo the vmas, they’re so silly and goofy i love them so much <333333 the shoulder pads, patrick singing “youtube killed mtv”, pete wearing shorts(?!) with the suit jacket etc etc. they had the opportunity to be the funniest fucking band ever and they did!! the patrick emotion has been insane recently… still not over that tour announcement video and then the suit, he’s so endearing 😭

oh and also!! i hope ur having an amazing day/night <3 mwah!

- 🧋 anon

hiiii bestie omg ikr it has been such a chaotic week, as such so sorry for replying to this a couple days late but fksdjnfs god yeah presale was a lot!!! it's always so stressful tbh BUT worth it for getting tickets!!! so exciting that you were able to get some!! and yeah now this time i can be the one reporting abt everything early... a heavy responsibility i am willing to take on ofc 🫡 but ahhh thank u yeah fr going to the first show feels so scary!!!!! and i am so excited!!!! can't believe im getting back to back shows they're literally gonna kill me fksdjnfks

and thank u for that advice!! especially about not worrying about it being perfect <33 and to u i say absolutely go for making something for your show too!! i've noticed more and more people diy-ing stuff for concerts recently and i think it's so so fun :,) would love to see what u make if u do end up doing something too!!!

literally they are the best funniest silliest goofiest dfkjsnfs band EVER and i love them for it. love that every time they have the opportunity to be that unserious they take it, forever living up to be seriously unserious <3 and god ikr the patrick emotion is nonstop being set off... i think him w the beard is just extra. awooga. literally looks like a cuddly teddy bear how could we be expected to act normal about That!!!

and also thank u!!! i hope you're having an amazing day/night too bestie!! mwah mwah <333

[marie1-kersaint]

AL PACKER FORD PBC TREATS ME AS TRASH 🚮 🗑️

SO AL PACKER🤮 FORD PBC just dumped plastic on seat and left trash in car after kicking the lone black senior female out 👮‍♀️ customers are always ready

🤮AL PACKER FORD PBC  “you’ve been here four hours i’m gonna ask you to leave”

YOU DON’T HAVE $180 TO DIAGNOSE WINDSHIELD WASHER PUMP

$180 deductible to diagnose the ford windows that come down at will when button is pressed

Passenger side screecheS

BRAKES NOISE AND BLUE LIGHT 24/7 “SHOULD be ok (is ok) it’s a ford thing” they must have fixed correctly on Tuesday 010323 i have crashed yet JUST SOMETIMES IT GRIPS

about a dozen FORD new car 🚘 🚙 🚗 recalls on the lot @essentialford didn’t instill confidence on 010223 BUT THEY GOT ME TO WORK

$55000

THREE WARRANTIES

car on record to have been detailed Monday 010203 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😜😳MAYBE AFTER 8pm 🕗 AFTER ALL THE WORKERS HAD GONE 🏡 🏠 AND EVEN THE SALES PEOPLE WERE PREPARING TO LEAVE

WHEEL GRIMY/OLD disappointingly SO

Front passenger near tire crunched, white paint under driver control

DRIVER SIDE CLICK WHEN CAR STARTS “IS A FORD” THING

BATTERY 🪫 CONCERNS

$180 deductible to diagnose

@ALPACKERPBC left trash 🗑️ in poor💔black💔old💔alone female VALUED CUSTOMER’s ugly 🚮 Ford 🚘

2 cop 👮‍♀️ 👮‍♂️ cars came and parked on left side where i would have driven out after i told gussy in no uncertain term that i don’t care what the problem was i was not paying a deductible

@ESSENTIALFORD #essentialford has the computer 🖥️ (flat as part of table ~like a glass top table) agreement [which can be updated at will] NOT THE HARD COPY THAT I SIGNED AND WROTE WHAT THE FINANCE MANAGER TOLD ME💔such a form never 👎 existed 😳🙄

somebody is lying 🤥 either

KERSAINT IS LYING 🤥

or

FORD IS LYING 🤥 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

yesterday my used car salesman SIMON told me he would call me BUT NO CALLS, no missed calls even after AL PACKER FORD PBC KICKED OUT FOR DARKENING AL PACKER FORD’s sales floor

“The police 👮‍♂️ were not here for you”

3 WARRANTIES AL PACKER DID NOT HELP ME

i am being ignored by ford and Al Packer Ford even before i came in

Al packer ford PBC ignored me yesterday

Kicked me out car not fixed

E. P. A. car wasting gas ⛽️ no one cares to sto

[huggybug]

wait can i please request a mark ig edit where its one of those like private but not necessarily a secret relationships where you never actually post each other’s faces and the boys are like “wait what?” bc no one knew but its bc no one ever asked

ok last one for the day😄 i’ve got a few more that i still have to do but they’ll be posted after dilf day tomorrow!

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markestapa sorry i have a girlfriend! ;)

mackie.samo i didn’t know you two knew each other

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mackie.samo WHAT

mackie.samo WHEN? HOW???

brendan.brisson I KNEW IT

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markestapa you never asked

nblanks98 this is disgusting(ly cute)

[pumpkinsy0]

VALENTINE PURLY HCS YALL PUT YA SEATBELTS AWN

if u don’t have a valentines this valentines day, the drawings a lil gift for u, i’ll tuck u in tonight as well<333

ALSO FOR THAT ONE ANON THAT ASKED FOR PONY AND CURLY IN CROP TOPS i never forgot about u<333

ALRIGHT LETS HOP INTO IT

curly use to see it as a holiday for shitty couples💀

“valentines day????more like bitches day, am i right, lol”

he also saw the holiday as the holiday that separates the bitch getters from the bitchless💯💯

meanwhile when tim heard him rants about how shitty valentines day is he stares at him and goes “youve never actually had a valentines huh”

i’m ngl pony’s never rlly had a proper valentines, like he’s gotten cards from ppl in elementary and middle school but he never rlly took it seriously

but now that he’s in high school he feels the pressure of valentine’s day everyone around him was talking about🗽

BUT BACK ONTO CURLY, so he’s been pinning for pony right????so he would take this valentine’s day as like big chance for him to get months of pent up feelings out😼

now i’m not saying he gets romantic cause like, he’s curly shepard, but he’s not..not romantic either????like he’s doing things other couples would do romantically but like w the ole shepard twist™️

im talkin heart shaped cards that went “lol lemme kiss u bro cmon” then pony would go “i mean if u insist 👁��” and they would both go silent for a sec then just laugh but deep down b fucking sobbing

OHOH bc angela looks like a goddess she ofc gets valentines SOOOOOO she has a lot of experience and curly would go to her (guaranteed he would go to her grudgingly) ITS JUST LIKE

“look i need ur help to make valentines day good for me and pony this year”

“couldnt do it urself so u went to the queen herself huh😼”

“stfu and help me😐”

pony also wanted to get curlys attention but uhhhhh doesn’t have a CLUE of what he wants to do, and that’s where johnny comes in😈

well kinda, pony just tells him that he doesnt know what to do w curly and valentines day comin up and johnny just gives ideas n what not

BUT YEA the whole day ponys trying to get curlys attention and just hang out w him and curlys also trying to get ponys attention and to outsiders it just looks like they r actually valentines

bit they were fucking idiots and werent picking up on the others obvious signs of intrest

ok im lying, they DID pick up on it but like they thought they were just looking too deep into things and they were just desperate and looking for any sign that the other rlly liked them

but look they had fun together, hand some weird looks from both the shepard and curtis gang alike, but they didnt pay attention to that

OHOH curly would give pony like small things of his, like a ring or a necklace or somethin just so he could say he got pony something for valentine’s day so angela wouldn’t fucking teASE HIM and say he got pony jack shit for valentine’s day so he’s a bitch

they spent part of valentine’s day eating some melted chocolate curly bought for pony but rlly he said that he wanted to share it bc it was on sale

pony has a few doodles he made of curly and gave it to him cuse he was too broke to afford a gift in stores😻

when curly got home bro had the biggest lovesick grin and angela went “OoOoOo” while tim said “r yall finally together, pls say u r im tired of u complaining”

meanwhile pony was in a way happier and bouncier mood but trying to hide it but the gang already knew what was up and just rolled their eyes at the guy</33

BUT pony did rant about what he did w curly to jihnny and when johnny asked if they were together pony went “oh no, im sure we were just being friendly” and johnny stared at him like “😀😄😀” cause MAN is this kid dumb as rocks

ANYWAYS a long time coming, purly getting high💯💯

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[kokokabana]

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞

✧ Sheng Zhao and Tomas Antol ✧ Prince ✧ interests: romance, photography, animals, fashion, parties, travel, sex, reading

Unlike in other stories where they try to hide their Royal blood, this prince has no shame in spoiling you with what comes with born into the royal family. However, this comes with responsibilities from which he wants to run away with you.

« 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰

#1 Texting

#1 Texting

✧ Prince Sheng Zhao/Tomas Antol, heir to the throne of Pallay, at your service. → 🙄 | 😳!

✧ Wire me an insane amount of money | I need hard evidence! → gets you 🤔

✧ of course 🙄 | in the meantime, I’ll play along → gets you 🎉

✧ Maybe your brain thinks I’m lying, but your heart knows better → 😮 | 🥹!

✧ How could I? I’m in favor of people finding love where they can. → 🤔 | ❤️!

✧ Do tell! 🌶 (gem scene for 120 💎) | Royal life doesn’t really intrigue me

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#2 Texting

✧ You’ll have to take that risk! | I give you my word → gets you 😘

✧ 1st CG for 180 💎

✧ Nice to meet you too! → 😄 | 🥹!

✧ i’m up to see what happens 🥹 | that’s a lot of pressure! 😬 → gets you 😄

✧ Can we meet? Like right now? → 🤔! | 😂

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#3 Texting

✧ That should be my driver, right on schedule! → 💋! | 😮

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#4 First Date

✧ Lol, as if you don’t know exactly how fancy it is | 😮🎉🔥! → gets you 😏

✧ Please do! (gem choice for 150 💎) | No, thank you. I can handle it from here.

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#5 Texting

✧ Hey there! You make it home ok? → 🥹! | 😂

✧ You could have palmed the “doctor” card 😉 | You don’t need an excuse to talk to me 😊 → gets you 😂

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#6 Texting

✧ No, this is perfectly normal when dating me 😏 | Sounds like I’m doing well for a commoner → gets you 😘

✧ I think you should come and visit Pallay! → 😊! | 🫢

✧ Stop, I can’t take the wait! 😭 | I’ve got a few suggestions of my own 😜 → gets you 🔥

✧ This is too wholesome, I can’t take it! → gets you 😂

✧ I know you’ll get along. He’s the best. → 🙏! |🤔

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#7 Texting

✧ Tell me about Meiling! (gem scene for 120 💎) | I want everything to be a surprise 🥹 → gets you 😈 (a lot of background info about royalty family but also their childhood. lots of dialogue)

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#8 Texting

Nothing.

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#9 Texting

Nothing.

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Unfortunately, this guide won’t be continued. I actually found him too arrogant after what he said on the first date, even after he recognized and apologized for that. Idk man, just not my vibe or type either

just don’t be shy and be like “omg I can’t accept this”! they love to spoil you! So chose 🔥 when they send you something expensive instead of 😳

[hacked-by-jake]

Ok, it's going good so far, so lets continue 😄

Jake x Mc - dream

Hehe, yeah, it’s working fine!🤭🥰

Hope you will like it! <3

Imagine:

"Are you sure you’re never dreaming?" you ask Jake lying next to you on the bed. You just woke up, and you told him about your weird dream, which is why he told you that he never dreams in sleep. "Yeah, really, I never dream," he confirms, and you sigh, "I’m kind of sorry. Dreaming can also be nice" you turn sideways to be able to look at him better, and he does the same. Carefully he strokes a strand of hair behind your ear and gently smiles, "You know, I don’t think it’s bad, I don’t need to dream. With you by my side, I live the most beautiful dream in the world"

[forineffablereasons]

Darcyyyyy 🧡 omg what is Picky Picky? 😄😄

OK SO here’s the thing. i’m a very picky eater. like such a picky eater that it is occasionally a problem in real life as an adult. i have mostly made peace with this although i’d be lying if i said it wasn’t hugely embarrassing. 

anyway the fic is: crowley doesn’t eat a lot because he too is a picky eater. this is really just me being self indulgent but hey that’s what fic is for right! 

So, all right, yes: things have gotten a little out of control.

Crowley never intended for it to go this far, but it was a bit like getting into a conversation with someone who’s name you ought to know but can’t remember, and the conversation goes on too long and gets too intimate for you to ask without embarrassing the both of you, so you end up just having to grit your teeth and bear it while hoping beyond hope that some well-timed bloke will come along and shout, “Ah, so-and-so!” and put you out of your misery.

Except that it isn’t like that at all, because not even the most well-timed bloke in the history of well-timed blokes could have anything to say that would save Crowley now.

[octoberobserver]

Reviewer anon here (I will be (💫Anon from now, it is easier). First at all, you have my permission to write everything you want that I have said, bc I don't think I will ever write a fanfic in general (I like reading more) and I am very honoured if you do it😊 I'll read anything from you, really😊

And yeah, we were robbed of a shopping spree sequence. I noted also that while the clothes' styles are similar, he keeps wearing his signature colour, while the muscle men are all in beige/white. This could be for a million of interesting reasons: he is different bc he is Kelvin's fave disciple or bc he thinks to have still to atone/be a black sheep (he doesn't interact a lot with the rest of the parish, but also the most that have many friends and such are Jesse and his family), bc yes Kelvin is his sugar daddy but respects his style (I have still dreams about that mesh shirt, it is revealing but classy and not overpowering, perfect to show off, similar to the green dress of Eli's wife).

Idk about this kind of Christianity but I grew up as Catholic and youth pastors/catechists didn't really interact as faith guides for adult, moreover they don't really need to convert children bc they all already here bc of their parents, so they don't need much power of persuasion, a part from stopping you from chatting during mass. All of this to say that their meeting and therefore conversion is very unlikely (again idk about usa Christianity but are they keeping doing events to convert people? How does this function?).

But I really like the parallel of Kelvin as Jesus and Keefe as Mary Magdalene, especially bc the sex staff too.

I have another idea but this is smut and a bit ooc so I will tell you only if you are interested and such. Like Keefe, I don't want to make uncomfortable anyone😅

Imagine: in a not so distant future, the reunions of all the Gemstones' in law:

BJ, Keefe and Amber, all differently wired about their spouses and their shenanigans. I think BJ and Keefe would have this unspoken competition on who gives the others the best hospitality for their reunions, while Amber half of the time is the winner (years and years of inviting church wives for tea is nothing compared to it).

Another idea and this can be linked or not to the movie au: the youth club, especially that Nancy girl, matchmakes them. They notice the tension and just want excitement and mayhem in their life and what is better than try and get their youth pastors together?

Ok this is such a cute ending for the message😄

Hi💫Anon! Aw, great! I’m working away on something at the moment and hope to post it in the next short while 😊

We were robbed, weren’t we? Hopefully, there will be a shopping spree sequence, etc. at some point in the series. You’re totally right, Keefe kept his signature colour black with all his clothes, unlike the rest of the muscle men. I loved his black Hawaiian-style shirt in the finale that was paired with the sunhat, so cute. Haha the mesh shirt was a sight, alright. Same with Amber’s green dress 😍 Honestly, the costume department is phenomenal on this show. Everything Kelvin wears is iconic. Judy’s outfits crack me up too. She’s like a fancy figure skater lol. And BJ's baptism outfit omg 😂

I honestly have no idea how it works either as I’m neither American nor Evangelist myself. I think with Kelvin and his youth group, the kids may be the children of the church members, like with Dot Nancy? They also have Sunday school etc. which I imagine Mandy’s children for example, probably attend. But they seem like they (the Gemstones anyway) also do like promotional stuff too? And maybe that's how they get new people attending?

Yeah, share away. Oh, I definitely got the vibe that Dot would 100% matchmake them. I think she probably thought Kelvin was lying about them not being boyfriends but once she realised he was telling the truth, she was like, “Uh, nope. These two need to get their shit together!” 🤣

Here’s a lil sneak peek of what I’m working on now:

Keefe cleared his throat, eyes flickering from Kelvin, down to the script and back up, his shoulders tense.

“I too am loved and love God,” he delivered woodenly, holding his hand out as if he were in a Shakespearean play. “But have come to realize over the years, that you too, hold my heart. In a…romantic way.”

Kelvin clenched his sweaty palms as he gaped at Keefe, struggling to remember what he was doing, hastily scanning the script for what his character was supposed to say next.

Zachariah leans in and kisses Xavier on the mouth.

Kelvin’s heart stopped.

“Uh,” his eyes shot up to Levi, “it says—” he cleared his throat, “it says we have to ki—”

“Oh, you can skip that if you prefer,” Levi interrupted, flicking through the pages and scribbling notes, “it’s just to get a sense of dialogue.”

[mysticpenguincreation]

Thank you for tagging me darling @lifeisamuffin ☀️ 🤗

Ok, I have a struggle here, because while I do find certain idols adorable, I mostly bias different type, so I can’t call my biases ‘adorable’ perce, and putting other people in the tag feels a bit like betrayal 😅 Anyway, love them all, here we go.

1. Kim Sunoo - Enhypen

The boy is the very first adorable idol I have ever biased. Though my focus shifted to Jay later (chaotic, hilarious, dorky, stubborn and gorgeous? Duh), Sunoo is still a strong bias wrecker for me. Just look at the boy. He is the dictionary definition of cuteness and adorableness. Plus his reactions are always the best.

2. Kim Junkyu - Treasure

I was extremely surprised with how cute he is. His smile is so beautiful, that anytime he smiles, he looks like a human embodiment of the ray of sunshine. He’s so cute when he blinks cluelessly. On top of that, he’s a crackhead enough to actually be my bias in the group.

3. Kim Seokjin - BTS

He is so dorky with his air kisses and his prince aura. The man is hyung of the group and he is shamelessly cute 😂 Dad jokes, cute hiccuping laugh, but most importantly, he is so damn cute when he is fake angry, I can watch these edits on repeat all day long 😂 (I’m in desperate need of a gif of Jin throwing glitter and petals right in front of himself on the red carpet 😤).

4. Boo Seungkwan - Seventeen

Listen. He’s Boo. It’s right in the name 😂 But anyway, same as Jin, he is so cute when he is faking anger, plus his sense of humor makes my heart melt and imma squish his cheeks at the first opportunity presented. (Another bias on the list, my definition of ‘adorable’ is not exactly conventional I think? Since I think they are the most adorable while being angry 🤣)

5. Lee Yongbok - Stray kids

Look. The boy is the embodiment of goodness. He is so pure and absolutely the angel incarnated. Also, again, his laugh is so pure and sincere, he brightens my day right away.

I’m not going to do honorable mentions though, bc I feel like I’m going to just start straight up lying and naming my biases 😅

@heeseungluvs @weuschoiceheart @soft-black-teabag @artzyyangel @eunoia-jay if you haven’t done it already 🤗 And anyone who wants to do it 😄

top 5 idols i will always find absolutely adorable

rules: lmao just five kpop idols you wish you could hug and squish cheeks

1. THE BOYZ JI CHANGMIN (Q)

when i say he’s cute, i MEAN SO FUCKING ADORABLE. idk it’s just something about EVERYTHING he does it’s so cute i love it. also the way he speaks and he’s so naive it hurts.

2. TREASURE KIM JUNKYU

probably one of the reasons i got into treasure (and jihoon lmao). but just everything he does is so ???? baby ?????? like he’ll just go aNnYeOnGhAsEyO and the nation’s like THATS MY CHILD I HAVE TO PROTECT. even the way he speaks just-  💔 💔 💔

3. TREASURE TAKATA MASHIHO

do i need to say anything?? no because if you don’t find him cute, i literally do not understand how-

4. SEVENTEEN KWON SOONYOUNG (HOSHI)

seriously i mean just look at him. the cheeks, the smile, the flair I LOVE IT. you cannot nOT like him. he’s just too lovable. also his whole horangi agenda CUTE.

5. EXO BYUN BAEKHYUN

you’ve gotta believe when i say i would DIE FOR THIS MAN. seriously he’s just so childlike and just never ages??? like with his looks as well. he literally looked like that WHEN HE DEBUTED 8 YEARS AGO. it’s crazy how childlike he is i love him.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

cix seunghun

iz*one hitomi

g idle shuhua

enhypen jake

enhypen sunoo

txt soobin

nct jungwoo

nct chenle

nct jeno

loona chuu

weeekly jihan

tagging: @hard-life-of-a-multi-stan​ @jakeysim​ @juyeonzz​ @flirtyhyuck​ @ichigofelix​ @engenuity​ pls don’t let this flop hahahhahah thanks

[heartlandians]

Yeah I reckon Georgie could’ve done it because she’s “moving to NY” (lol got the wombats song in my head now!). But yeah, I hope that’s the proper reason and not that she wants to go out with Dylan! Because just because she found someone else attractive while she was in a relationship don’t mean she can’t be with Wyatt! People are lying when they say they don’t see other people’s attractiveness when in a relationship Cos it’s not like you’re acting on it! My mums been telling me for years that my real dad is Robbie Williams lol. But yeah finding people good looking isn’t like a bad thing even if you are in a relationship because you’re not acting on it.

YES MAMA LOU KILLED ME THIS WEEK! When Tim was talking to Amy about Lou and peter and Lou cane barging through the house on a mission 😂 I don’t find this neurotic Lou a problem because she’s being a protective mama bear rather than micromanaging everything. It was definitely nice to see again! And yeah I know nothings gonna happen between her and Mitch again. But I do like seeing them as friends and him coming to her for advice was really sweet. I’ve actually missed Lou.

Also it was nice to see Ty and Amy actually talk about things properly rather than not talk and just give up like that. I know they’re not building the house now, BUT, they’re not not gonna build it. They probably would have been able to afford it if they hadn’t built a tiny one bed flat above the loft, and gone and had a kid after they’d said they were gonna wait… but y’know what can ya do? 🤷🏻‍♀️ oh and not buggered off to Mongolia for 5 months not earning a penny 😄 while his wife was preggers and not able to take in many clients, but once again, what can ya do 🤷🏻‍♀️? And also not just focused on training Georgie and just taking in a few client horses this year? But then again, what can ya do? 🤷🏻‍♀️ oh well, I do like that they properly talked about it and everything, and they want to start their own traditions. And Amy gets to see her hubby with a tool belt again so win win for her 😂 ok I’m rambling and I’m tired Cos even though Aaron didn’t need turning in the night he was snoring and babbling to himself in his sleep so that’s all I heard through the monitor! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore I need a brew 😂 Submitted by: callmebethany2010 ___________________________

Yeah, I feel like if Georgie really didn’t do it for Dylan (because if she did... seriously?), then she should have said “it’s not because of him”, but maybe she wanted Wyatt to think so, so she could run away to New York without him knowing and making it easier “for him” (=for her). 

You have a good point about the neurotic Lou; she wasn’t trying to make people’s lives harder, she was actually trying to solve something and that’s why she was being neurotic and that’s probably why I didn’t mind that in this episode. That’s acceptable, in my opinion, even if there are others ways to deal with it too (but who am I to say, I’m such a neurotic myself, so... haha).

Haha, your last bit! xD Enjoy your brew!